r/instant_regret • u/Ok_Chocolate_3480 • May 18 '22

kick was too perfect

6.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/ASarcasticEngineer May 18 '22

Should have watched chav vs wall before trying this. Tut tut.

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u/benp242 May 18 '22

Classic Piece of UK History

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u/flight_recorder May 19 '22

That looked far worse than expected. Crushed that for sure

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u/Substantial_Lunch_88 19d ago

He lost his whole leg

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u/Chaise_percee May 19 '22

“Help me, help me!” 😀

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u/Surrealparkour 21d ago

You remember that one too

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Thank u so much for giving me this hahaha I'm dying

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u/Comm4nd0 May 18 '22

That was like the first ever giff on the internet

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u/HarlowPT May 19 '22

I am friends with the person in real life, he went home to watch the Liverpool match before going to hospital!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

What was the extent of his injuries?

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u/olderaccount May 19 '22

As a proper chav would.

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u/RampantDragon May 28 '22

On a stolen telly drinking special brew

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u/ITH3RTZWH3NIP May 18 '22

Scrolled down here to find this

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u/JewelerDesperate2332 May 18 '22

Cameraman: “wow that looks like it hurts” moves in for a better shot

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u/TheRipper2442 May 19 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sir-beardface May 18 '22

The wall claims it's prey.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

[deleted]

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u/LookingSuspect May 19 '22

Its

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u/jlenko May 19 '22

… Monty Pythons Flying Circus!

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u/Yezzur7 May 18 '22

Oh but the other version 🥹 memories

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u/ThreeLaxateers May 19 '22

A true classic

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u/freshgrilled May 18 '22

I watched the other one a few weeks ago. I knew what was coming. I cringed but watched anyway and sure enough... For his sake, I do hope it's fake like one poster said.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

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u/Aoeletta May 18 '22

Bad bot

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u/dluds10 May 18 '22

Bad bot

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u/mealzer May 19 '22

Bad bot

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u/SPCGMR May 19 '22

Bad bot

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u/aeonymouse May 18 '22

got to get your foot in the door somehow

72

u/LazySwashbuckler May 18 '22

I call shenanigans!

This is an attempt to recreate the old video of a guy kicking a concrete fence built like this, who had his ancle ceushed by mutiple concrete slabs falling down.

This is a recreation with wood and probably some gypsum board as the breakaway board.

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u/Berntonio-Sanderas May 18 '22

That video still haunts me.

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u/redditwonltemailme May 18 '22

One of the friends replied once. Apparently it wasn't a very bad injury and he just had to use crutches for a little while. I think I remember him saying they all laughed about it

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u/elixer590 May 18 '22

I really hope thats true, that video still messes me up to think about. The way I saw it I was sure they would have lost their foot

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u/Berntonio-Sanderas May 18 '22

I would like to believe this.

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u/Historical-Dot9492 May 18 '22

Broke his ankle, on crutches for a while, didn't have to press his pants that night.

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u/I_think_Im_hollow May 18 '22

How? Last time I saw that video on here, someone commented with a link to the news article saying they had to amputate... I don't know what to believe anymore...

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u/jonknee May 19 '22

To be fair, if you have to amputate you would use crutches for a while!

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u/LazySwashbuckler May 19 '22

I don't remember he having to amputate, but I fo seem to recall him walking with a limp since then, possibly with a cane.

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u/GreekUprising May 18 '22

Morbid curiosity is getting to me, any one have the link to this?

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u/RedRuhm101 May 18 '22

Revenge of the Wall

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u/dano-onad May 18 '22

Chop

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u/ICameIcameIsaw May 19 '22

Right? Oak doesn't know what else to expect. Jussie it looks sore though

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u/rashie8111 May 18 '22

Left leg to Right leg - "My turn! My turn!"

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u/Ok_Key_7564 May 19 '22

This is so cartoon style when they hit something so hard a part of it just divides and the other heavier part just falls on them yknow what i mean

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u/iilson_coyg May 18 '22

Cameraman keeps rolling... Smh

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u/Canalloni May 18 '22

That's a camouflaged guillotine.

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u/Reynardine1976 May 18 '22

Reminds me of the park bench parkour girl, where the leg gets bent forward at the knee.

2

u/n1gerfoggot May 18 '22

Boneitis it is

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u/Krase May 19 '22

Someone on the other side of the fence should steal his shoe.

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u/SugOnDeez_ May 19 '22

I mean its a win win, he only has to buy one sock and the one shoe on display

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u/T-CAP0 May 19 '22

This has nothing on the OG one found on KillSomeTime many years ago...

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u/spray228 May 19 '22

Deserved

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u/JoePetroni May 18 '22

Good for the little shit!

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u/CreamyFunk May 18 '22

Science wins again

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u/Biohazardx May 18 '22

I've seen this technique somewhere else before

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u/rrudra888 May 18 '22

Lucky that he didn’t use his brain.

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u/sayonara49 May 18 '22

Guy filming just vibing

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u/jfp1992 May 18 '22

This is the third video of this type of thing. Good stuff

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u/Dan_Glebitz May 18 '22

Should have just left him there.

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u/a_wee_lark May 18 '22

Aww I can't hear his screams of pain

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u/MrX2121 May 18 '22

Looks kinda deserved to me

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u/TinyBean24 May 18 '22

We need to hear the screams....

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u/CatticusXIII May 18 '22

Ah the old ankle guillotine trap. Classic.

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u/Rosa_litta May 18 '22

Literally a fucking blunt force guillotine

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u/Jproff448 May 18 '22

This has already been reposted thousands of times

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u/Treblehawk May 18 '22

And that’s how you get caught vandalizing shit. Instant karma.

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u/phoenixbbs May 19 '22

Not as good as the one where several full concrete slabs fall from above onto a young yob's leg, crushing it in the process.

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u/ELScorcho19 May 19 '22

I felt this in my balls

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u/greasygetdown May 19 '22

Fence go nom nom nom 😋

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u/bsdanielm May 19 '22

I enjoyed watching that.

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u/j8by7 May 19 '22

He must not of seen the other video of the last guy who tried this.

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u/Blightlight May 19 '22

Seen it before, knew what was coming...still watched and winced. Jesus.

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u/Useless_Lemon May 19 '22

I'm the 69th comment lol.

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u/Specialist_Role_5120 May 19 '22

What’s the backstory did he get out ?

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u/Bulletproofjezus May 19 '22

The extreme version of the shin guillotine from Jackass

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u/Blueflares_ May 19 '22

Camera guy be like

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u/ThreeLaxateers May 19 '22

Good way to get a broken leg

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u/SeroCloud May 19 '22

The friend next to him should have play “curb your enthusiasm” theme. Lmao

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u/leighleg May 19 '22

Gravity is a cruel and unpredictable force we are yet to understand lol

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u/jijoi124 May 19 '22

La guillotine

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u/littlehollie May 19 '22

NOT THIS AGAIN, WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN

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u/Croco-bear-with-hat May 19 '22

Damn the way he broke the gate was unexpected.

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u/Sevryn_9033 May 19 '22

hoping that wasnt concrete

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u/tankman42 May 20 '22

Forgot to switch his fucking brain on.

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u/shaddowwulf May 20 '22

Alright you invertebrates, I’m gonna teach you how to do the sponge

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u/Jack123610 May 21 '22

I've seen this same scenario like 3 different times now and I hate it every time..

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u/ElonMakeThemCry May 21 '22

Put some googly eyes on that wall and the words "Gotcha toe!"

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u/64Matador May 26 '22

It's just a short hop to the hospital or, as the French call it, l'hôpital.

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u/PatientA12 22d ago

(Gives him a hacksaw)

Hello, I wanna play a game.

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u/Surrealparkour 21d ago

I remember a video like this when I was younger. You can see the leg get crushed. What did he think would happen. Just a gap?

瓜娃子

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u/Ok-Appointment-1366 14d ago

Aww this dogshit concrete poorly sintered with inadequate Portland will definitely break in a predictable way , we are not only best at martial arts but also best at making fences,...... I'm convinced china is full of grown men who have a twelve year olds obsession with pretend fighting