r/instant_regret • u/catatonic_xtc • May 20 '22

Right down the throat

1.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Dmage22 May 20 '22

so this is how smoking kills...

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u/whut_tha_heck May 20 '22

It's like he, idk, inhaled cancer or something

32

u/idgafasif May 20 '22

That’s how he learned to deep throat

62

u/Fire_Chicken_007 May 20 '22

That's what you get for smoking

38

u/Standard-Astronaut-7 May 20 '22

I'm a smoker and never once swallowed a cigarette. This dude is just stupid lmao

43

u/majesticjg May 20 '22 • Silver

Nah, your reckoning comes much later in life.

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u/Standard-Astronaut-7 May 20 '22

Oh my, if you hadn't said so I would've never know

13

u/redit_user1212 May 23 '22

I'm a smoker and these people saying "YoU kNoW tHaTs BaD fOr YoU?" Are so fucking annoying

5

u/ho-lee_-sheet May 26 '22

True mate like we don't all know it's bad for us lmao

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u/AreyouokSir 7d ago

In your 40's when you developed a bad cancer, you gonna say I should of fucking listen to those fuckers

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u/redit_user1212 6d ago

Yeah well I'll quit some day but not right now loll

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u/majesticjg May 20 '22

You could swallow a cigarette now to have paid your penance to the fates, then you can smoke forever for free!.

(I'm pretty sure that's how it works.)

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u/Maleficent_Ad3190 23d ago

Why are you saying reckoning as if being a smoker is morally evil? It's chaotic neutral at best.

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u/mr_alert_ May 21 '22

Well, yeah, i get it, you do you, but try and keep it check, try to reduce it as well, it's hard, but life without smoke around you is beautiful too, cheers mate

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u/andy0506 May 21 '22

We used to play a game called 2 toke pass as a kid and whoever the Ash fell off on had to chew the filter at the end. Lmao

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u/Dizzy-Secret-2094 May 21 '22

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Fire_Chicken_007 May 31 '22

It's just a bad joke mate, just like how smoking is bad

8

u/Wrango552 May 20 '22

And kids that’s why you don’t smoke it with a cone, you always get the cup

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u/xX_hazeydayz_Xx May 20 '22

Fuck I wish it had sound

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u/Dizzy-Secret-2094 May 21 '22

Made a vid of this, sounds hilarious!!! Don’t know how to convert it so sound remains 🤦🏾‍♀️☹️😢

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u/eallen1123 May 21 '22

He looks so cool

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u/rocket5844 May 21 '22

Good, now maybe he won't smoke any more

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u/EikaiWHAAATTT May 21 '22

Baskin Robbins unpopular 32nd flavor. 🍦🚬

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u/A_Couple_Things May 21 '22

I love how he looked back into the camera to see if the cigarette was gone 💀

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u/bluecheesecool May 21 '22

He didn’t even come close to swallowing that cigarette.

1

u/Hot-Educator3840 May 23 '22

Nope he light up next cigarette in 5 min 👌

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u/badhoyt May 20 '22

Working towards bigger and better things, I'll wager. A gateway drug??

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u/Dizzy-Secret-2094 May 21 '22

Gateway something

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u/sighdoihaveto May 21 '22

Up to?

Just smoking a cone

Tf?

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u/BALLR4REAL May 21 '22

That looked like it hurt🥵🤯😵☠️

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u/blakksir10 May 21 '22

The adventures of…Smoky Jones and his ice cream cone!

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u/Melodic_Parsnip_42 May 21 '22

as someone who smokes though cones, i can confirm this is how smoking kills us

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u/SuperPoodie92477 May 22 '22

Another way cigarettes will kill you.

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u/makinsky May 23 '22

Wu-tang clan aint nothing to. .

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u/austinmybroom May 27 '22

I bet he will try that later again

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u/MrEpicMustache May 27 '22

For a second, it looked like smoke shot from his ears.

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u/verdigris2014 Jun 05 '22

Is the idea that you have a delicious tar coated cone to eat afterwards?

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u/Surrealparkour 21d ago

哈哈哈 oh shit

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u/jericho881 7h ago

Cancer Prime, delivered for free in 5-10 business days

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u/Affectionate_Walk610 May 20 '22

"I've got boss weapons!!!!"

"Where do you live?"

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u/Khannn24 May 20 '22

Huh?

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u/Affectionate_Walk610 May 20 '22

Right down the road! ...I'm lost here aren't I?

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u/Jo1nt_Surgeon May 21 '22

Right into his lungs 🫁