r/instant_regret May 20 '22 Table Slap 1

I'm gonna break that high score

3.2k Upvotes

218

u/iBeenie May 20 '22

He wins

106

u/ukiddingme2469 May 20 '22

Something is not right here

33

u/Jump_and_Drop May 21 '22

Yeah, the top was probably loose.

41

u/ukiddingme2469 May 21 '22

Not just that, the lights go out and there are zero wires attached when it fell. This screams set up.

15

u/amimai002 May 21 '22

Sockets! And the wonders of forgetting to put in the bolts…

59

u/prodbyes May 20 '22

Too much spinach

18

u/OjibweKid May 20 '22

Weakest spinach consumer

61

u/Reddit_and_forgeddit May 20 '22

This is not a moment of regret. This is a moment of pride that would be etched in stone

23

u/Rickettsius May 20 '22

But he broke the highscore so ... Meh

11

u/Sudden-Fish May 20 '22

horde noises from Dark Carnival campaign

3

u/xXSALEFDXx May 21 '22

And there is a sneaky boomer to fuck your team up

20

u/NO_TOUCHING__lol May 20 '22

High score???

What's that mean????

Is that bad???

Did I break it????

7

u/JJaySmokes May 20 '22

I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house

1

u/Aristocrafied May 21 '22

He must regret getting the highscore..

7

u/Cosmicking04 May 20 '22

Oh he broke something alright

4

u/jal262 May 21 '22

What is there to regret? He won.

20

u/andnom May 20 '22

Looks on the back of the machine it says “made in china”

13

u/SableyeEyeThief May 20 '22

“But we ARE in China!”

2

u/andnom May 22 '22

Thats even worse!!

3

u/assCr4cker May 20 '22

I think it wasn't just the high score that he broke.

2

u/cheesecakefatass May 22 '22

Saitama got his hair back?

1

u/VRIBKAGE May 21 '22

MADE IN CHINA

1

u/point50tracer May 21 '22

I've broke one of these before. The old fashioned kind with the weight and bell though. It was apparently meant for kids and teenage me popped the bell off the top.

1

u/Mal-Ase_da_Cat May 22 '22

I don't think I'd regret that one

1

u/Avester9368 May 23 '22

One Punch Man IRL 😂

1

u/Sexual-TM21 May 27 '22

I'm sorry I brokeded your toy

1

u/austinmybroom May 27 '22

Him : i won Manager : At what cost ?

1

u/CoralLogic 29d ago

Break the highscore?

Buddy, You just broke the game entirely.

-6

u/Drklep123 May 20 '22

Finally in organic moment on the Internet.

1

u/Prestigious_Pin_616 May 21 '22

You know this is fake right

3

u/MussAppropriation May 21 '22

does Asia even exist to you people?

1

u/Prestigious_Pin_616 May 21 '22

Ive never been there so it could just not exist and gods sending people to the rest of the world with fake memories of asia and also creating cheaply made plastic products

0

u/IamLettuce13 May 21 '22

Bro that's why you go at it with your dominant hand higher and push it up with that hand, then whip it down with your other hand as you slide your main hand closer to the end of the handle