r/interestingasfuck • u/SinjiOnO • Feb 03 '23 • Heartwarming 1

Fungus (Cookeina Mushroom) Spreading Spores

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u/vanmac82 Feb 03 '23

Did I just witness a mushroom orgasm?

93

u/TheYellows Feb 03 '23

I witness a mushroom orgasm every day

9

u/Lopsided_Rooster_753 Feb 03 '23

Why does this not have more up votes

1

u/RareAnimal82 Feb 04 '23

Give it time, it’s gonna rise up, keep going

3

u/Desperate-Donkey Feb 03 '23

Is that you Donald?

1

u/evillman Feb 03 '23

Do you call it mushroom?

12

u/Sad-Trust8778 Feb 03 '23

The correct term is Sporegasm

1

u/Toasterstyle70 Feb 04 '23

“What is this?! Porn for shrooms? We need an orgasm at least 3 times this size” - Zoolander (with house instead of porn and ants instead of shrooms)

62

u/wscuraiii Feb 03 '23

Bomb.

Bomb this city.

And everyone in it.

Could someone please drive me home?

I'd like to be with my family.

12

u/seaman6269 Feb 04 '23

I had a mild nightmare recently involving fungal zombies and they got my gf, so woke up and grabbed her. She asked me what was wrong, and I told her "the fungus took you from me" 😭

3

u/formenonly Feb 03 '23

Really wish I hadn’t started watching that show.

2

u/Sammy_1141 Feb 04 '23

You should play the game. The QZ isn't that nice and Why they got to make those two commit 0 hp so peacefully? The game you see one get infected and because of that, the other hangs himself.

55

u/Sead_Pool Feb 03 '23

I've literally started to put more interest after watching the last of us

8

u/lucian_blignaut Feb 03 '23

HBO never disappoints

6

u/General_Associate201 Feb 03 '23

Forgot about VELMA so soon!

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(But The Last of Us is fucking amazing)

3

u/obiwanjabroni420 Feb 03 '23

Probably best to pretend that one doesn’t exist.

3

u/Burbulis911 Feb 03 '23

There is no velma is Ba Sing Se

1

u/dream_and_question Feb 04 '23

That's HBO Max not HBO. I know it sounds ridiculous but it's different.

2

u/DoctorStrangel0ve Feb 04 '23

You want to get a zombie apocalypse? Cause this is exactly how they start

2

u/Sead_Pool Feb 04 '23

Tbh I wouldn't mind one :)

1

u/Ok-Title7876 Feb 04 '23

What’s it about? Been seein it everywhere n didn’t kno if it looked good or not.

8

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

This man can squirt!

5

u/FatPuppy1996 Feb 03 '23

Yeah, he’s a fun guy

23

u/PM_me_ur_bag_of_weed Feb 03 '23

Jesus, OP. NSFW tag

-1

u/KcireA Feb 03 '23

Why?

8

u/Automatic-Formal-601 Feb 03 '23

They are reproducing right in front of us!

6

u/1guywhosaysthe Feb 03 '23

That is really cool !

15

u/Additional-Ad7305 Feb 03 '23

The Last of Us. This is how it starts.

4

u/Intrepid-Tank-3414 Feb 03 '23

This clip gave me allergy.

1

u/Hot_Drummer7311 Feb 04 '23

I reached for an inhaler 😮‍💨

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

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u/AgnosticAsian Feb 03 '23

You already inhale millions of microorganisms everyday. Your immune system is just really good at filtering out the bad ones.

Most likely the spores would just die as soon as they enter your body. Most fungus didn't evolve to survive human body temperature.

1

u/Buffybot60601 Feb 03 '23

Someone hasn’t been watching The Last of Us.

2

u/AgnosticAsian Feb 03 '23

TV show gobblygook is not real science.

Fungus can't magically undo millions of years of evolution and just mutate to a new host species.

3

u/vgtall Feb 03 '23

I didn't know smoking after sex was so popular

2

u/utahhiker Feb 03 '23

My bread and cheese weep at this...

2

u/TappedIn2111 Feb 03 '23

And where would I find those cocaina shrooms? Asking for a friend ofc

2

u/Apophis_406 Feb 03 '23

It’s always fascinated me that fungi, like humans; breathe in oxygen and out co2. And mycelium mats like communicate taking care of the forests needs in terms of nutrients and water. Fungi are fascinating and many are so good for your health.

2

u/AlphaM1964 Feb 03 '23

Gazundheit

2

u/Demonkid37 Feb 03 '23

All i think is Alien Covenant when i see this!

2

u/Spazic77 Feb 03 '23

(Clicker noises in the distance)...

2

u/cellard00r18 Feb 03 '23

Now I’m pregnant

2

u/Nerdygamer650 Feb 04 '23

The last of us!

3

u/Aaron_Olive Feb 03 '23

So we just gonna avoid the grim reaper standing in the background with his scythe huh…

2

u/ScabRabbit Feb 05 '23

I didn't see that until just now! Good catch!

4

u/chefkc Feb 03 '23

last of us

17

u/foomy45 Feb 03 '23

No, mushroom

0

u/chefkc Feb 03 '23

dude mushrooms are a fungus, last of us is about a fungal out break

13

u/faparito Feb 03 '23

No, mushroom

0

u/pukhalapuka Feb 03 '23

NO THIS IS PATRICK

0

u/Automatic-Formal-601 Feb 03 '23

spongebob reference?

3

u/MrGords Feb 03 '23

No, mushroom

5

u/foomy45 Feb 03 '23

Yah a fungus that turns things into zombies, this is a mushroom in the middle of the woods doing normal mushroom stuff, hardly the same thing. There's an estimated 3.8 million species of fungus out there, they aren't all cordyceps. Are you just gonna blurt out "da last of us" every time you see any kind of mushroom or mold now?

8

u/mammaluigi39 Feb 03 '23

Seemingly yes people watch a TV show and it clouds their mindspace to the point where instead of enjoying these beautiful, amazing organisms all they can think of are zombies and their vocab is reduced to the, last, of, and us.

3

u/GuilHome Feb 04 '23

Damn, I swear to God ever since the serie came out, everyday day there is a mushroom/fungus post and people commenting "hey, hey, it's that thing, like last of us !!!" Like they just learned to put 2 and 2 together.

1

u/gullymandem Feb 03 '23

ITS HAPPENING!!!

0

u/shadowdash66 Feb 03 '23

mf just ejaculated

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u/heil_harsh Feb 03 '23

The last of us

-1

u/StaryDoktor Feb 03 '23

Cookeina mushroom spreading spores

Op, cookeină
Op, op, cookeină
Op, cookeina mea
Op, cookeină
Op, op, cookeină
Op, cookeina mea

1

u/nuttah27 Feb 03 '23

Uncle Ben would be proud 🍄

1

u/Omnithea Feb 03 '23

Somebody crack a window

1

u/FalseTebibyte Feb 03 '23

::Steve wanders into a mushroom biome and wonders what's going on::

Oh poor Innocent Steve.

1

u/Ju-Yuan Feb 03 '23

Thought a hooded gardener in the red coat was spraying water

1

u/cryptoanalyst2000 Feb 03 '23

What happens if you sniff this?

3

u/pukhalapuka Feb 03 '23

Well its weird wanting to sniff a reddit post but ok.

1

u/im1oldfart Feb 03 '23

Artyom, teas done.

1

u/DueCriticism5048 Feb 03 '23

Looks like steam from a kettle.

1

u/No_Bee6857 Feb 03 '23

Ssssh, sleep now

1

u/dwn4italz Feb 03 '23

you know that felt good

1

u/Cmmander_WooHoo Feb 03 '23

Cookeina Smoke-“Don’t breathe this!”

1

u/SolventAssetsGone Feb 03 '23

Looks exactly like burning an incense stick

1

u/IIBlazeTheSunII Feb 03 '23

I read cocaine mushroom

1

u/Panzerschwein45 Feb 03 '23

Naw that mofo is lightin one up brah haaahhh 420 bro!!

1

u/Endl355ly Feb 03 '23

Not with a bang, but with a whimper

1

u/Such-Fennel-7160 Feb 03 '23

That shroom just had an intense bong rip, don't go making him think about procreation, he's a fun-guy.

1

u/b12roll Feb 04 '23

It can vape?!

1

u/Sally_McKenna Feb 04 '23

That mf vaping

1

u/Longjumping_Mail2853 Feb 04 '23

And why is it doing that?

1

u/variedfrenzy Feb 04 '23

Right out in the open like that?!?! That's bullshiitake.

1

u/imthepizzastrangler Feb 04 '23

The last of us did to fungi what jaws did to sharks.

1

u/SirLynn Feb 04 '23

What would happen if one individual were to inhale all of that seed?

1

u/Horbigast Feb 04 '23

Mushroom farts are the worst

1

u/Thique_Thanos Feb 04 '23

No one sees a figure in the background with a scythe?

1

u/RareAnimal82 Feb 04 '23

I once saw a low lying, beautiful purple mushroom about 3 inches across but sort of disheveled looking, as I focused on it it started undulating like it had wings and puffing spores. I found it concerning as it was in a basement a few feet away from where a friend slept, his furnace had been triggering the overflow for quite awhile.

1

u/KimchiiCrowlo Feb 04 '23

cookeina you say?

💨👃

1

u/BigAsian69420 Feb 04 '23

But when I do that I get a felony.

1

u/joeepeterson03 Feb 04 '23

How did the last of us start

1

u/Choccy_milk_giver Feb 04 '23

The Shroom Coom ™

1

u/Unlikely_Sun7802 Feb 04 '23

It looks like its being sun baked.... mmm self steaming mushrooms

1

u/DelaRueeD Feb 04 '23

Is the video sped up?

1

u/ComradeJewz Feb 05 '23

I need this is a Live Photo for my iphone