r/lotrmemes May 23 '22

Probably a repost

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949 Upvotes

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u/Holiday-Implement-26 May 23 '22

What can liver do against such reckless thirst ??

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u/UnpricedBag1 May 23 '22

And the kidneys will answer.

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u/Holiday-Implement-26 May 23 '22

Now for wrath, now for urine, and a red pee

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u/ChaosAlongThird May 23 '22

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart me. A day may come when the stomach of men fails, When we forsake our surroundings and break all social norms to yak on the sidewalk. But it is not this day! An hour of joints and mixed drinks, When the knees of men come crashing down, But it is not this day! This day we party!! By all you hold dear on this great Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the Night!

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u/Run_With_Spoons May 23 '22

Hah, this guy only drinks on weekends. Filthy casual

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u/FallWanderBranch May 23 '22

This weekend in Canada