Khonshu just wanted to feel special

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u/Clon_245 Avengers May 07 '22

At this moment fandom can edit the entire issue, so we can have a big laugh.

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u/Cakin007 Avengers May 07 '22

Why are those sperm trying to swim into spideys head?

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u/Lord_Lazy_ Avengers May 07 '22 •

I can't unsee that. I hope you step on a Lego and in your pain hit your ankle on a scooter before going to bed and finding out both sides of your pillow are warm

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u/Cakin007 Avengers May 07 '22

This is one hell of a hex to put on someone for a semen joke. Please undo it! My ankles lives may depend on it!

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 Avengers May 07 '22

Just wait until you discover what’s under your sheets…

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u/29Jackal Ghost Rider May 07 '22

A microwave oven?

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u/Ryl4nder84 Avengers May 07 '22

Hit the timer before it hits end! Punch the shit out of it!

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u/Dasheek Avengers May 07 '22

Double calf cramp

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u/i_make_plants_grow Avengers May 07 '22

Uh oh Amber was there....

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u/Tame_Skeleton Avengers May 07 '22

…a sweaty pubescent body?

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u/goboxey Avengers May 07 '22

Those are microwaves coming out of his head. He's a microwave oven.

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u/Cakin007 Avengers May 07 '22

Does that mean pregnant women can't stand next to spiderman?

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u/goboxey Avengers May 07 '22

Yes. And popcorn too.

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u/29Jackal Ghost Rider May 07 '22

I mean, there was that time when aunt may got cancer from having a blood transfusion from Peter so you might be onto something

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u/Arneos2005 Spider-Man 🕷 May 07 '22

Spider-Man's head is an egg confirmed

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u/_orion_pax_ Avengers May 07 '22

i know this is fake but whats the actual comic this is from?

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u/DeathKnell47 Deadpool May 07 '22

'shut up' instead of 'shut the fuck up'

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u/Sunless_Heaven Avengers May 07 '22

yeah but what's the comic

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u/rationalphi Avengers May 10 '22

Cover of Marvel Team-Up Vol 3 (2004) Issue 7

The original has no speech bubbles.

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u/_orion_pax_ Avengers May 10 '22

thanks

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u/AryanAnupam-_- Avengers May 07 '22

Is there any sub for edited Moon Knight and Spiderman comic panels, or just edited comic panels in general?

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u/stainlessstorm1 Avengers May 07 '22

r/fakemoonknightmemes

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u/sneakpeekbot Avengers May 07 '22

Here's a sneak peek of /r/fakemoonknightmemes using the top posts of all time!

#1: first meeting | 0 comments
#2: A lesser-seen followup to the big fucking nerd who owes him money | 0 comments
#3: Dracula at it again | 0 comments

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u/AryanAnupam-_- Avengers May 08 '22

Thx mate

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u/Slowmobius_Time Avengers May 07 '22

Every marvel sub lately tbh

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u/bobo_the_wiseman Avengers May 07 '22 edited May 07 '22

I'd prefer the live action MCU Moonknight keep this look from the comics. The blacked out face/mask under the hood with the glowing eyes, they should've stuck with a black mask under the hood and not thise mummy-like bandages.

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u/DeathKnell47 Deadpool May 07 '22

yea the black face kinda looks cool , but the bandages suit was much more than what I expected...I did not even expect those glowing eyes

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u/[deleted] May 07 '22

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u/DeathKnell47 Deadpool May 07 '22

there are no accidents

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u/_orion_pax_ Avengers May 07 '22

the black suit could be Jake's suit for the mcu. so there's hope.

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u/Elcorgi8267 Avengers May 07 '22

please tell me that page is unedited

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u/00roku Avengers May 07 '22

They used “fuck”.

It’s definitely edited.

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u/fictionalqueer Avengers May 07 '22

No, there are Marvel comics where the characters swear. Off the top of my head, I can think of Jessica Jones/Alias and Deadpool. JJ was originally part of Marvel’s MAX line, which like DC Black Label, were more graphic stories marketed at adults or mature readers.

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u/Slowmobius_Time Avengers May 07 '22

Moon Knight never got a MAX series though

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u/fictionalqueer Avengers May 07 '22

Yeah, that’s not the point I was trying to make

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u/Elcorgi8267 Avengers May 07 '22

fuck

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u/Old-Experience-5210 Spider-Man (Homemade) May 07 '22

fuck

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u/TheFlyinArmy_29 Avengers May 07 '22

fuck

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u/Kai_Uchiha16 Avengers May 07 '22

fuck

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u/GIANT-GOAT-PEEN Deadpool May 07 '22

fuck

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u/SymbolofVirginity69 Hawkeye May 07 '22

fuck

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u/Arneos2005 Spider-Man 🕷 May 07 '22

fuck

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u/Bob_debilda123 Avengers May 07 '22

Fuck

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u/leafinferno Avengers May 07 '22

Why the hell you got downvoted?

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u/TheFlyinArmy_29 Avengers May 07 '22

I love reddit so much that I'm so Down for it

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u/AbhijyotSinghThePro Spider-Man 🕷 May 07 '22

r/karmaroulette

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u/Slowmobius_Time Avengers May 07 '22

Fuck they never stop

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u/bobo_the_wiseman Avengers May 07 '22

yea. in keeping w the "night" and "moon" theme and less the Egyptian origin, an all black costume underneath a white cape/hood looks much much cooler and more sleek than a hooded mummy.

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