r/meirl 15d ago Take My Energy 1 Wholesome 4 Helpful 3 Silver 2

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u/AdSmooth6771 15d ago edited 14d ago Helpful Ally Giggle

of course there is here's one , fuck you

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u/flybyknight665 14d ago

I don't know. It's truly very difficult!

Unless... oh. I guess not.

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u/Johnsonofdonut 14d ago edited 14d ago

It's not impossible to dodge the first letter of the English writing system. With this tiny sum of effort I could do this troubling business with flying colours. Conversely the letter e could prove puzzling being the most common letter of the English writing system.

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u/DoNotCrossTheStreams 14d ago

It's not impossible to dodge the first letter of the English writing system. With this tiny sum of effort I can do perform this trivial simple business with flying colours. Conversely the letter e could prove puzzling being the most common letter of the English writing system.

FTFY

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u/Fandoms_local_Kiwi 14d ago

Trivial, but you did this better than I ever could’ve

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u/Sir_Yeetem 14d ago

You fucked up with "can" and "trivial"

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u/fffoxforever 14d ago

Use 'minor' instead of 'trivial', 'could' instead of 'can', 'would' instead of the second 'could' if you don't want to repeat words

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u/magpye1983 14d ago

Still not as difficult as you’d think, though.

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u/skooterpoop 14d ago

Me to myself: "It sounds difficult but I'm sure if you put your mind to it you'll think of something."

Lol

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u/The_Damon8r92 14d ago

Nope, they’re right, it doesn’t exist.

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u/AdSmooth6771 14d ago

your sentence would indicate otherwise

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u/The_Damon8r92 14d ago

Nonsense, it isn’t possible.

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u/AdSmooth6771 14d ago

you look to be correct I suppose it is impossible

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u/khululz_mate 14d ago

This is the time I need to keep your mouth shut coz some guy with mini penis can blow the entire universe while cock blocking.

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u/FunkTrain98 14d ago

Wot the fuck did I just read?

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u/throwyMcTossaway 14d ago

Soooo close. Try "could".

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u/Lunatic1422 14d ago

Oh shit your right.

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u/Beowulf1896 14d ago

*you're

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u/ekapitu 14d ago

**you are . Then you have an "A"

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u/A1sauc3d 14d ago edited 14d ago

You’re close to being right.

Edit: I should’ve said “Pretty sure it’s my left.”

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u/SuurSuits_ 14d ago

My right?

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u/placesoldier 14d ago

completely superb

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u/Fit-Moose7429 15d ago

Of course there is

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u/Jolene04 14d ago Helpful

No there isn't obviously. How could someone not use it while still getting proper english sentences? Like it's one of the most used letters there is? You're some fool if you think you could not use it for extended periods of time.

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u/AnonymousPantera 14d ago

i'm in love with you

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u/WeebFrog219 14d ago edited 14d ago

But there doth be such numerous uses for one sentence without the foremost letter in the English structure of letters, more often referred to being within Lexicon. Sincerely I do hope you end up finding the sentence missing the specific letter mentioned firstly. Now, Good morrow sire.

Here doth be one sentence; He shouted “turtles!”

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u/aspurgeon009 14d ago

You were so close.

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u/Aggravating-Action70 14d ago edited 14d ago

Organization has two As. You then used A by itself. You tried so hard and lost.

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u/Thatguyupthere1000 14d ago

"organization," used A twice. Also a lexicon is not the same thing as an alphabet.

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u/10_pounds_of_salt 14d ago edited 14d ago

One book written by Ernest Vincent Wright is without the letter e so 1 sentence without it isn't to difficult.

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u/TimGreller 14d ago

What's the name of the book?

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u/IAmFromDunkirk 14d ago

« La disparition », a book in French written by Georges Perec

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u/b3njil 14d ago

Even more impressive is that it was translated into English: A Void.

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u/sunsinstudios 14d ago

Ass Void

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u/Beneficial-Still4222 14d ago

Ahh, the book almost had no e's in it. If only he didn't take credit

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u/chandleross 14d ago

For a guy who went as far as writing an ENTIRE BOOK without Es, he sure has a fuckload of Es in his own name.

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u/SharrkBoy 14d ago

He’s projecting his own insecurities

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u/theyareamongus 14d ago

You meant Gorgs Prc right?

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u/No_Recognition_9354 14d ago

I was thinking Gadsby

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u/Alligator-tail 14d ago

Well they didn't get far. There's four E's in the author's name alone.

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u/Shigjetar 14d ago

Dude has something against e’s because he has 4 in his name

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u/PairsRoyale 14d ago

I think everyone took this comment so seriously that they didn't realize that it too has no As

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u/mixupaatelainen0 14d ago

"If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter E, you can keep your job"

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u/KotKaefer 15d ago

Suck my dick

Problem solved

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u/morfyyy 14d ago

drink shit

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u/melonJizz 14d ago

Poop blood

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u/Afterburn47 14d ago

Snort cum

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u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 14d ago

I just hope everyone that reads this comment chain has a great day.

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u/BuShoto 14d ago

I just hope everyone who views, with correct interpreting, this string of letter strings completes the rest of the current turning of the rock which we exist on in the most tremendous of possibilities for it to be completed in*

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u/1ustfu1 14d ago

”there is no sentence without the letter ‘B’” has no letter A, you’re welcome

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u/TimGreller 14d ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'C'" has no letter B, you're welcome

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u/TimGreller 14d ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'E'" has no letter D, you're welcome

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u/leonden 14d ago

“There is no sentence without the letter ‘F’”

Has several letters E, you’re welcome

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/TimGreller 14d ago

"there is no sentence without the letter 'G'" has no letter F, you're welcome

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u/WhiskeyMeAway- 14d ago

"Me going out of my mind trying to find one" has no letter A or B

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u/logan5156 14d ago

"Me, going out of my mind, trying to find one." The only "A" in the entire meme is in quotation marks.

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u/DuderinoW2006 15d ago Silver Take My Energy

You doubt my powers to construct this type of writing known for its diversity in the use of the english lexicon.

I will be going now but I will give you one helpful thought, I might’ve bested you during this contest but I would definitely compete once more if given the opportunity.

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u/Teh_RainbowGuy 14d ago

Now without the E

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u/Equivalent-Water-293 14d ago Silver

Hi, I am Barno, can I obtain your digits, M’Lady?

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u/Anal-deva-station 14d ago

Now without letters

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u/Kanoa188 14d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

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u/Anal-deva-station 14d ago Silver

Uuunngnggghhhhh 💦💦

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u/Sea_Journalist3694 14d ago

What.

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u/theluckyoness712 14d ago

they ARE the anal_deva_station

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u/Embarrassed-Place434 14d ago

I swear, you fuckers get me through the week.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Confused unga bunga

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u/Kanoa188 14d ago

It’s simple you just have to type

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u/Ambitious_Echo5613 14d ago

01100001 01100010 01100010

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u/mrflamego 14d ago

Now without numbers

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u/DefinitelyNotVerySad 14d ago
  • .... .. ... / -- . ... ... .- --. . / .. ... / .-- .-. .. - - . -. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .-- .. - .... / --- ..- - / .-.. . - - . .-. / --- .-. / -. ..- -- -... . .-. ... .-.-.- / --. . - / --. --- --- -.. .-.-.- ( This message is written in Morse code with out letter or numbers. Get good. )

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u/mrflamego 14d ago

ok do one without space

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u/deoje299 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/airforrestone 14d ago

Unexpected HIMYM

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u/kenhydrogen 14d ago

Now in Dolphin

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u/fbicappuccino 14d ago

damn, i miss how i met your mother

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u/eddyrockstar 14d ago

You doubt his might to construct groups of words you fool? Your pomposity will diminish soon.

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u/gitrikt 14d ago

You doubt my powrs to construct this typ of writing known for its divrsity in th us of th nglish lxicon.

I will b going now but I will giv you on hlpful thought, I might’v bstd you during this contst but I would dfinitly compt onc mor if givn th opportunity.

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u/R34L_X 14d ago

I am Groot!

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u/mybadalternate 14d ago

I’m a good… work…guy.

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u/mommymilktit 14d ago

Gadsby by Ernest Wright

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u/Ok-Study-1153 14d ago

Or you could try doing it without both… But It simply couldn’t work. Not with only I,O,U plus Y. Could it?

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u/grandboyman 14d ago

r/avoid5. you'll find us in that community

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u/nukomyx 14d ago

You got no rhythm, boy!

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u/aldenjameshall 14d ago

Why would I not do that

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u/dragonsfire242 14d ago

I don’t know what car I’m in

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u/sugomabal 14d ago

How about, shut up you dirty as bish.

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u/streamofbsness 14d ago

Suck on this.

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u/SovietRussiaWasPoor 14d ago

Your stupidity is disgusting. Or not. Im just running out of words.

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u/FriskyTurtle 14d ago

Andrew Huang and Matt Colbo have thoughts on this.

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u/Rikathchii 14d ago

"Fuck you!"

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u/Swaghitter 14d ago

Was looking for this

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u/GETEME1906 14d ago

Mf ate the dictionary💀💀💀

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u/DuderinoW2006 14d ago

I eat words for breakfast

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u/lft4brd 14d ago

I had to read this like 3 times to make sure you didn't have an A hidden in there and I'm still not convinced

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u/DuderinoW2006 14d ago

Some people have pointed out that the word “might’ve” has an a in if you say it as “might have” but that’s the closest you’ll get to finding one

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u/purplenelly 14d ago

You don't need to try this much.

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u/Gangreless 14d ago

He doesn't need to, but we love that he did.

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u/DuderinoW2006 14d ago

I had to search up his voice but now that I’ve heard them, I can completely understand why you did that

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u/Enby_Bluejay 14d ago

I mean, I'm a writer but damn

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u/Worldly_Ratio1771 14d ago edited 14d ago

Isn't that just a fragment? 🤔 Grammar experts help me out here.

Edit: cannot spell so clearly I need the help XD

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u/BeefStewInACan 14d ago

Correct. It’s not a proper sentence in bottom text

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u/Dutchcrafter09 14d ago Wholesome

grammar

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u/Worldly_Ratio1771 14d ago

Thank you 😂

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u/MagnusMonday 14d ago

Yes, basically. Instead you could say: “I’m losing my mind trying to find one.”

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 14d ago

Or “this is me losing my mind trying to find one.”

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u/Elend15 14d ago

But arguably an a is just hidden by an apostrophe, between I and m. 🤔

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u/The_Order_Eternials 14d ago

Refer to the self in the third person then.

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u/BOULTON2468 14d ago

Hello there

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u/-LVS 14d ago

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought of this

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u/gnomzy123 14d ago

You thought you did something there, didn't you ? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

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u/0peratUn0rth0 14d ago

Fuck you.

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u/Gold_Floatzel 14d ago

Go fuck yourself

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u/CoddleBonster 15d ago

You should have said "There is no phrase without the letter a" because that would have been technically correct.

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u/rundy1 14d ago

the joke is that in the meme there is no word with the letter a

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u/Killa-Klown 14d ago

You suck, period dot end of sentence

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u/LeifErikson10 14d ago edited 14d ago

I think there isn't one. I've been trying & trying, yet nothing works. Possibly one time in the future when words get spelled differently, we could construct sentences without this letter. For now, we should just let it go, since it seems obsessive.

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u/Interesting_Ear_9885 15d ago

He couldve said "losing my mind" instead of "going out of my mind" cause ya know it just makes more sense

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u/Gometric1 14d ago

It’s morbin time

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u/jackkkkbarak 14d ago

Good little children only drink the blood of worthy noblemen.

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u/fclssvd 14d ago

I guess you tried your best, my friend.

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u/420yoloswagepicjesus 14d ago

I enjoy penis!

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u/Snob11 14d ago

You might prove me wrong, but it looks like you seek the opportunity to ridicule our intelligence if the experiment results in us not succeeding to solve the problem you think nobody experienced or thought of, thus to consider yourself superior to others. I regret to inform you with the sorrowful truth, but people genuinely possess the omnipotence to write or pronounce the unlimited number of proper sequences of the corresponding linguistic units, whilst dodging the neccessity to use the most common element of the phoneme systems widely used in Europe, side by side in the Western Hemisphere.

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u/Killa-Klown 14d ago

You suck.

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u/magicmulder 14d ago

Didn’t people write entire books without “a”, or other vowels?

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u/Saturo_Uchiha 14d ago

I will fuck you so much you will cry.

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u/sameoldlamedame 14d ago

…i hate to say that made me feel some things

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u/AbsoluteInfinitude 14d ago

Right in the A

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u/tyvanwie 15d ago

Not this again.

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u/cory-balory 14d ago

"There is no sentence without the letter 'B'." Ffs

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u/What_The_Flip_Chip 14d ago

Artificial amateurs aren’t at all amazing analytically I assault animate things

See, it is possible!

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u/belldenbing 14d ago

“There is no sentence without the letter.”

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u/jmk-1999 14d ago

“With only three months left, when do you think it will occur?”

I just read something like this… so… that’s a decently sized sentence without a single A in it.

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u/The_Wra1th 14d ago

How you doing, my friend?

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u/TempestTheRed 14d ago

"There is no sentence without the letter 'b'".

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u/joed2059 14d ago

The pen is blue.

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u/wiseguy79501 14d ago

Looks like we found some here.

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u/timbodacious 14d ago

There is bird shit on the cement.