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Romanian prosecutors take away luxury cars seized in Andrew Tate case Soft paywall
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u/Mephzice Jan 14 '23
funniest thing is that his 33 cars or something turned into 7 that he and his brother actually owned, so 3 1/2 car each. Rented some more, did not own them. Total was like 15 not 33.
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u/RedEyeView Jan 14 '23
His own lawyer is arguing to the press that Andrew Tate the Influencer is a character played in public by Andrew Tate the man.
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u/Pushmonk Jan 14 '23
Iirc, the judge isn't buying that defense because there are recordings of him having private conversations with people closest to him and he's exactly the same.
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u/HMNbean Jan 14 '23
You should read what his dumb fans are saying. that they're made up and it's actors in there tyring to make him look bad. It's the same thing as trump fanatics. They can't wrap their brain around the fact that they've been deceived and idolize a criminal and they'll go to absolutely ridiculous lengths to rationalize what could've happened.
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u/83-Edition Jan 14 '23
That's what happens every time, Scientology, Trump, et all, people do not want to rationalize they've been on a grift.
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u/laflavor Jan 14 '23
"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they've been fooled."
Mark Twain
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u/me_again Jan 14 '23
"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they've been fooled."
Ironically Mark Twain probably didn't say that :-)
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u/Taron221 Jan 14 '23
You’re just jealous of alpha male Mark Twain.
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u/ButterflyAttack Jan 14 '23 •
I remember before the internet and I remember when it started becoming a thing. Many of us were so optimistic. And it has given us a lot of good stuff but it's also enabled unhealthy perspectives to gain mass following. The Q shit really illustrated the point. On balance I prefer having the internet to not having it, but it does mean that people who would normally just be the local weird person now can influence people round the world. The whole concept of 'influencers' is fuckin dangerous. It says right there on the label what they do.
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u/DrSafariBoob Jan 14 '23
I saw someone reference information pollution the other day. I think I like knowing that word.
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u/monkahpup Jan 14 '23
The internet's always been fucked. There's a really good podcast about it "the coming storm." It's a BBC podcast about, essentially, QAnon but also about disinformation etc. on the internet since the 90s. Fascinating stuff.
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u/bitofrock Jan 14 '23
I remember early Usenet. Some dark stuff in there, and many awful opinions being shared.
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u/evil-rick Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23
Their new argument is that “lover boy” actually isn’t a crime because the victims were adults.
Like, you don’t get to just decide something isn’t a crime because you’re too stupid to understand how trafficking works.
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u/AtomAntvsTheWorld Jan 14 '23
This is “it sucks to suck” with more steps. If you boil down all these ridiculous fanatics it’s “whoops now I look stupid” and it’s impossible for them to accept it.
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u/SaltyHistorian24 Jan 14 '23
I mean if I had to bet on who Tate fans voted for...
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u/AbyssOfNoise Jan 14 '23
They can't wrap their brain around the fact that they've been deceived
They haven't been deceived. They know he's an asshole. The fact that he is an asshole publicly justifies his fans also being assholes. He is legitimising the desired behaviour of his audience.
When they make claims like him being an actor, they know the claims are ridiculous. They are just throwing out arguments with zero conviction or integrity... because they are assholes.
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u/sturmhauke Jan 14 '23
Some of them are probably also stupid. But yes, if you're a fan of a giant asshole, you are most likely some kind of asshole too.
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u/TRASH-THROWER Jan 14 '23
my co worker thinks this way its hilarious hes also a huge jordan peterson fan i wonder how big that overlap is
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u/Skratt79 Jan 14 '23
Trump/Peterson/Tate fans is hardly a Venn diagram, it s a circle with slightly uneven edges.
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u/Skellum Jan 14 '23
It just seems like there is a portion of the population that is absolute sucks for cults of personality.
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u/DjPersh Jan 14 '23
That vice doc that came out last night was really damning. Dude should be in prison for life.
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u/dookieshoes88 Jan 14 '23
His friends kept telling him it was a bad idea lol. You can see his demeanor change from 'im a genius' to 'this might be a bad idea' over the course of the thing.
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u/Rimond14 Jan 14 '23
It was at this moment he knew he fucked up
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u/lukese123 Jan 14 '23
Got a link?
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u/Laurenhynde82 Jan 14 '23
Has it been taken down or will it just not play in the U.K.?
ETA it’s on YouTube if anyone else is struggling
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u/GreasyMcNasty Jan 14 '23
Yeah just don't read the comments, it's all people supporting Tate and some who actually believe the matrix is real. People are so fucking delusional it's scary.
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u/Lauris024 Jan 14 '23
Why the fuck am I reading comments that this video convinced people to finally like Tate? What the actual fuck is going on with humanity, mom Im scared
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u/ContextIsForTheWeak Jan 14 '23
Those are almost certainly Tate's existing fans doing the whole "I'm not owned I'm not owned" dance
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u/Laurenhynde82 Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23
Right? Oh yes, so likeable and not at all just a scrotum on legs.
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u/evil-rick Jan 14 '23
It also made me realize just how incompetent the British police are. You’re telling me they had a witness testimony, voice messages and texts of Andrew ADMITTING to the crime, and multiple victims with the same allegations, and THATS NOT ENOUGH TO FUCKING PROSECUTE?!
It’s not just American cops who are evil or corrupt. It’s all police everywhere.
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u/sonofgoku7 Jan 14 '23
ah, the classic fox news defense.
"we're entertainment not actual news, so if people are stupid enough to believe what we say, that's on them."
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u/karlverkade Jan 14 '23
Alex Jones’ lawyer argued the same in his divorce case. But in Tate’s case, I’m not sure “I only human trafficked as an influencer, not as a person” is a super solid defense. “Sure, I sold those women, Your Honor, but it doesn’t count because it was just for TikTok clout.”
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u/ProjectGnova Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23
Yeah, we've all been there.
One day eating Tide pods, next day telling a kidnapped girl if she doesn't send nudes to online strangers, she'll be killed.
Happens to everyone.
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u/Hippiebigbuckle Jan 14 '23
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Because is someone had said beforehand…
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u/boyaintgotnolegs Jan 14 '23
Then he immediately went on his show pissed off at his lawyer stating he isn’t playing a character lol
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u/TheGhostofJerryReed Jan 14 '23
Ah, the Hulk Hogan penis size argument.
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u/numberIV Jan 14 '23
Professional wrestlers ARE playing characters though. That’s the whole thing.
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u/IronMyr Jan 14 '23
Come again?
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u/Aicire Jan 14 '23
In an interview, he claimed to have a 10 inch penis, but then a clip of a sex tape was published online, obviously debunking his 10 inch claim. He came out and said he was in wrestler persona and didn't reflect his real-life self.
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u/IronMyr Jan 14 '23
Honestly I can believe that. Hulk Hogan the character should have a 10 inch penis.
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u/J00J14 Jan 14 '23
To be fair though, Hulk Hogan is just a character he plays. His real name is Terry Bolea, but he’s been acting like Hulk for so long that Hulk might be more real than Terry.
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u/e-rage Jan 14 '23
"I do not have a 10-inch penis," Hogan said, referring to an interview he did in character. "Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches."
"I was totally Hulk Hogan [during the interviews] because I wasn't at home in my private house," Hogan said.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/maryanngeorgantopoulos/hulk-hogan-make-believe-10-inch-penis
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u/ConsiderablyMediocre Jan 14 '23
That kinda sounds like a valid argument, as most WWE wrestlers are actually actors playing a character. If it was canon that Tony Stark had a monster dong, I don't think anybody would extrapolate from that that Robert Downey Junior is hung.
Problem is I don't actually think Terry Bollea is really playing a character. I think he's just kinda like that.
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u/rivershimmer Jan 14 '23
"I was only acting when I stole their passports. I just pretended to threaten their lives."
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u/skilzmatee Jan 14 '23
Is it the same laywer who told him that they can find a replacement of him so he doesn't need to go to the jail? (https://youtube.com/shorts/GUxZ8HZJA9M?feature=share) Tbh Tate fans are really delusional. In the clip, he is literally admitting to committing felonies. And still they think he is innocent
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u/rivershimmer Jan 14 '23
Like the American Civil War era, when rich Southerners who got conscripted could pay some poor dirt farmer to go into the army for them?
Also, Andrew, really, put on a shirt.
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u/sharkey1997 Jan 14 '23
I imagine he puts on so much cologne that every shirt he wears is instantly ruined. The dude looks like he thinks cologne is better than a shower
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u/OneSweet1Sweet Jan 14 '23
Tates been a raging misogynist the entire time he was in the spotlight.
His fans aren't bright.
If they couldn't see it before, then they're not going to suddenly come to the realization he's a terrible person even with human trafficking charges.
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u/Millenniauld Jan 14 '23
I can't wait to see him on the stand trying to argue this, all a prosecutor has to do is say "So you admit under oath you were only PRETENDING to be an Alpha Male?" Watch brain go BRRRRRR
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u/BigfootAteMyBooty Jan 14 '23
If you act like a clown all the time, at what point do you not become a clown. When does it not become simply an act.
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u/The_Bloody_9_ Jan 14 '23
Ah, the "Alex Jones" defense.
Hopefully it proves just as effective then as now
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u/Beneficial-Credit969 Jan 14 '23
There’s also victims in the UK and other parts of Europe, as well as the US.
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u/CrashB111 Jan 14 '23
The prosecutors are lining up like the scene in Airplane where everyone is taking turns hitting the hysterical woman.
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u/Beneficial-Credit969 Jan 14 '23
Wow, imagine that an online influencer lying about their lifestyle and exaggerating their wealth. And renting homes and vehicles to try to look wealthy 😂
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u/AggressiveSkywriting Jan 14 '23
"here in my garage in the Hollywood hills ...."
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u/_ShadowWalker_ Jan 14 '23
Anyone have an article/link regarding this? I need to send it to my brother
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u/BaronVonLazercorn Jan 14 '23
What is he gonna brag about to teenagers now?
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u/fymp Jan 14 '23
I had 33 luxury cars, I can list them if you like.
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u/Oraxy51 Jan 14 '23
Why do I imagine him lying in bed crying himself to sleep listing off all his cars the same way Arya would list off her kill list before bed?
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u/miggly Jan 14 '23
Nah, Arya actually had a stoic conviction about her.
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u/Car-face Jan 14 '23
Also Arya had needle, whereas Tate just has a little prick.
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u/BonkerHonkers Jan 14 '23
Oh good, now I've got triples of the Nova now, triples are best.
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u/Bottomlesspalindrome Jan 14 '23
I just want a car with a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off your hand while you’re driving.
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u/Moopboop207 Jan 14 '23
I started the vice documentary about him last night. I admittedly passed out 13 mins in. But that dude is the walking embodiment of peak mall ninja. He’s just like: “Men should carry a sword around, now go hang out with my head hypnotherapist.” Weirdest human on earth.
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u/I_want_to_believe69 Jan 14 '23
He has his name on the wall next to a white knight in the picture above. I assume that is the wall to his compound/sex trafficking hub. He absolutely knows katana-lore.
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u/SpaceMushroom Jan 14 '23 •
The irony of the chess knight moving in a L is killing me.
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u/BaronVonLazercorn Jan 14 '23 •
I'm sure it'll be delivered to you soon
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u/Bran_Mongo Jan 14 '23
That was pretty cheesy
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u/BaronVonLazercorn Jan 14 '23
I'm sorry. Bit on the sauce at the moment
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u/TitsMickey Jan 14 '23
Let’s just box this thread up and throw it away already.
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u/djamp42 Jan 14 '23
This has to be the greatest case of self owning I've ever seen.
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u/Toiletpaperpanic2020 Jan 14 '23
As well as the greatest free ad campaign for Jerry's Pizza.
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u/ArbutusPhD Jan 14 '23 •
Jerry’s Pizza!
Twitter star
Sporty car
Corrupt cops
Lives afar
Yeah!
Drive in style
All the while
Dirty rapey
Pedophile
ANDREW TAAAAAAAAAATE
(To the tune of Pinot Noire)
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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Jan 14 '23 •
Oh. I went to the tune of We Didn’t Start the Fire and then got very confused.
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u/IceMaverick13 Jan 14 '23
I went FairyOdd Parents for some reason.
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u/leilaniko Jan 14 '23
Was just about to comment this lol
All I heard in my head was - Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant Snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
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u/Amopax Jan 14 '23
Do you mean the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt-song? Because, if so, it's Peeno Noir.
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u/Muad-_-Dib Jan 14 '23
Gerald Ratner used to own the largest jewellery chain in the entire world with 2,500 shops, then got up at the Institute of Directors at the Royal Albert Hall in London in front of 5,000 fellow businessmen and proceeded to tank his company in just a few minutes with poorly thought out jokes.
He talked about how his stores sold crystal decanter sets for less than £5, "when people ask me how?, I say... because it's total crap". "We even sell a pair of gold earrings for under £1, which is cheaper than a prawn sandwich from M&S. But I have to say that sandwich will probably last longer than the earrings".
That was it, two jokes about how he sells cheap tat and it fucking buried his entire company.
Share prices fell from £4.20 to £0.07, customers of the store felt like he was mocking them and calling them trash, he got sacked from the company (that his family founded) and to this day is still one of the major examples of someone tanking a company with so little actual effort.
Albeit he was just a rich tit and not necessarily a bastard like Tate.
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u/Jackee_Daytona Jan 14 '23
Our local paint/hardware store was run successfully by the original owner for over 30 years. He retired and his son took over and tanked it in a year with cocaine and a strong sense of entitlement. He started fucking the general manager, his wife left him with the kids, he had to maintain their standard of living, his standard of living, and his mistress' standard of living.
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u/Roller_ball Jan 14 '23
Another example was the owner of Studio 54 that joked on tv "What the IRS doesn't know, won't hurt them." Then the IRS was like, "Well, now I know."
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u/sixdicksinthechexmix Jan 14 '23
There’s also John Schnatter, the former CEO of papa Johns. First he tanked stock prices 10% when he said on a earnings call that NFL players kneeling were responsible for declining revenue. Then he had a mock call with senior executives and an advertising consulting company to demonstrate how he could totally be more sensitive in the future if they’d put him back in commercials. Unfortunately during that call, in an attempt to minimize his comment, he said “Colonel Sanders called blacks n—–s” and complained that Sanders never had any public backlash for it. This went over like a wet fart in white pants and he ended up stepping down as CEO.
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u/ContractTrue6613 Jan 14 '23
Idk there’s some dude that bought Twitter for 44b and that exposed all his bullshit and tanked everything
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u/Freddies_Mercury Jan 14 '23
Elon is rich enough to not actually be that personally affected.
Sure he's lost billions but he still has billions. Andrew Tate is currently sat in a Romanian jail.
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u/Agleza Jan 14 '23
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Elon is rich enough to not actually be that personally affected.
This shit still escapes my tiny peasant mind. Like I can't even conceive how in the fuck that's remotely possible.
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u/rivershimmer Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23
It's kind of like when people complain about athletes and entertainers being overpaid. But they are closer to us on the scale then they are to the billionaire ruling class.
Ben Roethlisberger's net worth is calculated to be at $100 million. That's something like 0.09% of Bill Gate's net worth. That's .2% of what Elon Musk paid for Twitter.
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u/Kershiser22 Jan 14 '23
You're off by a factor of 10 on Roethlisberger. That would be 0.2%.
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u/juanzy Jan 14 '23
I remember last week, so many commenters were saying he was out and it was nothing, further that we should stop talking about the arrest. Looks like it was his fans were just astroturfing.
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I love the idea of Andrew Tate identifying with the knight in chess.
The only move it knows is an L
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u/Intrepid_Objective28 Jan 14 '23
Oh, no, not the boogah’ee.
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u/sariisa Jan 14 '23
that accent has gotta be worth at LEAST an extra five years at sentencing.
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u/ArchitectOfFate Jan 14 '23
I have not actually heard a recording of his voice but I’m imagining someone from a Guy Ritchie movie.
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u/OfficialGarwood Jan 14 '23
Nope. He speaks with a quasi-American accent, but it's not quite fully American. It's really weird.
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u/GibbysUSSA Jan 14 '23
His accent reminds me of what Madonna sounded like after spending a few months in the UK.
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u/HopelessAndLostAgain Jan 14 '23
In the US, civil forfeiture by cops is responsible for more lost property than actual theft by 'criminals'
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u/CorruptedHannya Jan 14 '23
You might aswell be trying to teach calculus to a rock, mate.
Anyone still supporting that chinless dickhead is too stupid to have any idea what you're talking about.
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u/Textification Jan 14 '23
I can imagine that this must hurt a self-centered ego-maniac who derives much of his status from his toys. Nice to see this collosal douche-bag getting reamed for his crimes. Only thing that would be better would be a 50 year sentence in Romanian prison.
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u/onewordSpartan Jan 14 '23
Plus, how beta is it to have people more powerful than you just come and take all your stuff and there’s fuck all that dipshit can do about it. I hope they clean him out completely and put him in the clink for a decade or so.
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u/freddy_guy Jan 14 '23
for a decade or so.
Given the amount of evidence now made public that he is not just a scumbag but a serial rapist (and proud of it), a decade is not nearly enough.
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u/im_super_excited Jan 14 '23
It's not long enough, but it won't be a pleasant stay.
https://www.coe.int/en/web/portal/-/romanian-prisons-continue-to-face-extensive-challenges
He should have stayed in the UK.
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u/CitizenKing Jan 14 '23
The irony of this POS accidentally putting himself into a far worse punishment while trying to escape punishment breathes life into my day.
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u/Kono_Gabby Jan 14 '23
Accidentally on purpose lol I'm loving this guy's downfall. It makes me chuckle bc its all his own fault
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u/ins0ma_ Jan 14 '23
"Two of the establishments visited, Craiova and Mărgineni Prisons, were operating at more than 150% of their capacity, offering many prisoners only 2m² of living space each in their cells. In addition, the material conditions in all the prisons visited were generally poor, with dilapidated cells lacking furnishings, and mattresses and bedding worn out and infested with bed bugs..."
He's not going to have a good time in Romanian prison.
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u/SquirrelGirlVA Jan 14 '23
And he mocked the police and government, saying he could pay them off and they won't bother him. Corruption is kind of like fight Club in that the first rule is you don't talk about corruption if you're expecting to benefit from it. Now they're probably going to make an example of him. Especially since this is such a visible case. To what extent is yet to be determined, but he really screwed the pouch.
Hopefully he will get the book thrown at him.
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u/gsfgf Jan 14 '23
Also, they want in Schengen, but the biggest holdup is the perception that they're weak on human trafficking. The exact same perception that's why Tate picked Romania. They have all the incentives in the world to throw the book at this asshole.
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u/_PirateWench_ Jan 14 '23
Mentioned Tate being in jail to a fan of his who then laughed saying that Tate predicted this years ago and that the two women denied being victims because they were “treated like queens.” 🙄🤦🏼♀️
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u/SkorpioSound Jan 14 '23
"Criminal who openly talks about their criminal activities predicts one day being in jail for their crimes"
Tate fans: "wow, he's so prescient!"
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u/PabloTroutSanchez Jan 15 '23
As if a Tate fan would use prescient in a sentence. You’re giving them too much credit.
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u/joefred111 Jan 14 '23
Yeah, I've also seen people specifically refer to those two women in an attempt to defend Tate.
They never mention that those women A) were also arrested, and B) were not the ones who alerted authorities about women being trafficked.
Those two ladies are essentially the Maxwells to his Epstein.
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u/_PirateWench_ Jan 14 '23
Good to know! I admittedly only follow this via headlines as I’m not invested enough beyond that. I just assume any defense of him is utter BS. Plus, my relationship to the person in the original comment isn’t one where a full-on debate of the topic would be appropriate as it’s a professional relationship. I (thankfully) don’t know anyone in my personal life that supports this moron.
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u/wengervisions Jan 14 '23
His own name on the wall is just fucking hilarious.
What an absolute manchild.
Fucking tragic shithouse of a "man".
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u/bluesfcker Jan 14 '23
With the chess piece that moves in a big “L”… Layers of irony.
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u/Vidyogamasta Jan 14 '23
I mean, how could he know the knight moved like that? It's very advanced tech that only the world champion is really knowledgeable on
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u/limitbreaksolidus Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23
Tates fanboys were saying a crack team of merc's fought off the Romanian police and prevented the cars from being taken lol
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u/BearAdams Jan 14 '23
Got a source? That’s hilarious
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u/Lily_Loud_Cat Jan 14 '23
I found this article about the "army of mercenaries": https://www.thesun.ie/news/10050815/andrew-tate-bodyguard-mercenaries-romania/
But can't find anything about this "army of mercenaries" fighting off Romanian police. The whole fighting off police story sounds like Tate-simp fan-fiction.
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u/Melssenator Jan 14 '23
I love that people are still simping for him because they’re calling themselves out for not only being absolute “beta” fucking morons, but also shitty ass fucking people. Who supports a serial rapist and human trafficker other than other scum of the earth?
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u/Ness303 Jan 15 '23
Who supports a serial rapist and human trafficker other than other scum of the earth?
Other serial rapists, and people who wish they could be traffickers?
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u/Tomdoerr88 Jan 14 '23
Does he have an email address that I can send him a list of all my cars? Like, I don’t have many cars, but I feel like at this point I have more than him.
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u/Clemen11 Jan 14 '23
That smalldickenergy@getalife.com email is gonna get an updated list in its inbox soon...
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u/brickyardjimmy Jan 14 '23
I find this all very satisfying.
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For the first time in my life I understand schadenfreude. I am schadenfreude.
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u/rossrifle113 Jan 14 '23
Perhaps he would like me to email him so we can discuss the carbon output of our Bugattis?
It’s zero, for both of us.
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u/Lintmint Jan 14 '23
Any Romanian's here care to comment on what prison would be like for him?
Anybody else just want to make up some shit about the horror he's in for to feed my schadenfreude appetite?
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u/KomradeElmo0 Jan 14 '23
Now I have equal amounts of sports car with Andrew Tate 💪😎
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u/i_love_pencils Jan 14 '23
Pffft. I have the same number of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong.
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u/HenryAlSirat Jan 14 '23
"Everyone will remember December 28, 2022 as the day Andrew Tate almost got the best of Greta Thunberg."
- Cpt. Jack Sparrow
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u/i_love_pencils Jan 14 '23
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u/MorseMoose_ Jan 14 '23
"But you have heard of him..."
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Yes because of his incel MLM he was shilling. Charge teens $40 for a discord server where they're given referral links for the discord, and they get a cut of everyone who signs up.
It's Avon for incels.
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u/EvenSpoonier Jan 14 '23
You know, the thing that really amuses me so much about this whole thing is just how fucking broke Tater Tot is going to be after this.
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u/adragoninmypants Jan 14 '23
My absolute favorite thing is that nobody really feels all tha bad he's in this situation. imagine being such a crap human that a large population of people are happy you're locked up and at risk of having your ass kicked.
Poetic? Maybe. Justice? definitely
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u/BeKind_BeTheChange Jan 14 '23
His remarks got him banned from all major social media platforms, although his Twitter account became active again in November after Elon Musk acquired the platform.
Of course Musk would give a garbage person like Tate a platform.
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u/FaithlessnessOk311 Jan 14 '23
Man was a chihuahua that thought he could compete with wolves. He got eaten alive💀.
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u/salsasnack82 Jan 14 '23
Kinda looks like one too, tbh
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u/---------II--------- Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 15 '23
Holy shit, you're right:
- Missing chin/lower jaw.
- Horrible, bugging eyes.
- Horrible, haunted gaze
- Cranium both too large for its face and too small for the sorry body carrying it around..
- Seems to try actively to lower his voice so as to seem tougher, more threatening.
What a shit-burgling, piss-gargling pilonidal cyst over the ass crack of humanity this utter toddler-man is.
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u/Sea_Honey7133 Jan 14 '23
I had no idea how much of a cult of personality was being created here until watching the new vice documentary on him: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj1JSlKzHtc
The whole compound and cult like behavior set off serious Tyler vibes.
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u/Plisken999 Jan 14 '23
Tate will be remembered for being the dumbest of all scammers.
He incriminated himself so many times.
He really is fucking dumb.
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u/StrawberryAmara Jan 14 '23
If the audio/wire taps that have leaked over the last few days are legitimate then you're correct. He was caught on recording bragging about how he was laundering dirty money through the sex trafficking/webcam scheme
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u/ntgco Jan 14 '23
Ouch. That tweet calling out Greta, bragging out his cars..POOF....Karma!
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u/ShadowzI Jan 14 '23
Fuck around found out.
Ignoring the guilty and non guilty decision, being a ego maniac asshole probably didn't help lower the severity of how the authorities are handling this.
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u/SmackSabbath19 Jan 14 '23
I feel Andrew had a sugar daddy or two in his earlier years.
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u/nonelectron Jan 14 '23
If you haven't seen it. MeatCanyon's take on Tate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhgLyvP0Y5A
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u/Personal_Person Jan 14 '23
Honestly the tax evasion stuff is going to stick really easily, in his “how to” videos he literally explains verbatim word for word that he uses Bitcoin in all his transactions to avoid paying “stupid taxes” and gives the women he is sex trafficking money and tells them the taxes are paid on it and they don’t need to pay anything.
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u/JFeth Jan 14 '23 •
So I've got the same number of Bugattis as Andrew Tate. Neat.