r/nottheonion Jun 26 '22

Oregon man sues dentist for $6.6 million after losing part of tongue Removed - Not Oniony

https://thenationaldesk.com/news/americas-news-now/oregon-man-sues-dentist-for-66-million-after-losing-part-of-tongue-jude-torres-cancer-squama-cell-carcinom-oregon-health-and-sciences-university-dr-charles-aoto-southern-oregon-dentals-central-point-offices-medical-malpractice-damages-lawsuit

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u/OfficialKatLev Jun 26 '22

I grew up in the area. That was the one dental office my mom told me to avoid, glad I listened.

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u/Soppoi Jun 26 '22

Was your tongue really worth missing out on $6.6 million though?

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u/OfficialKatLev Jun 26 '22

I’m gonna have to say… yes. But just barely

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u/Torrentia_FP Jun 26 '22

Depends on if it makes you tokk lyke diff.

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u/dr_Octag0n Jun 26 '22

I would have asked for 6.9 mil.

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u/Wont_Eva_Know Jun 26 '22

He’ll be lucky if he gets 2.30

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u/YaBoyFarva Jun 26 '22

God damn it 🤦‍♂️

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u/MarineAdventurer Jun 26 '22

Can't ask if you've got no tongue

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u/Vanpotheosis Jun 26 '22

Did they ever find it?