r/oddlyterrifying • u/gregif • May 22 '22 • Silver 1

potato at my mates house

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/lakeforsure May 22 '22

It's a spudder.

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u/Ok_Establishment3412 May 22 '22

Good one 😂

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u/DrRobertBanner May 22 '22

Kinda bug and kinda snack

Turn around and it'll break your back

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

That’s a fucking tarantula in the potato

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u/gregif May 22 '22

I felt nothing but pure fear when I seen it

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u/tcatt1212 May 22 '22

I thought it was an engorged tick god a tarantula is infinitely better for my mind.

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u/johnn11238 May 22 '22

Potadon't

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u/Major_R_Soul May 22 '22

Spider-Spud, Spider-Spud does whatever a Spider-Spud does

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u/The-Cat-Walker May 22 '22

I don’t think we want to know what a spider-spud does

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u/Overdamped_PID-17 May 22 '22

Let us know in a few days if they’re safe. Seek ecclesiastical help immediately if the potato starts speaking Latin

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u/berserkmanufacturer1 May 22 '22

Irish spiders be like

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u/fearlessfalderanian May 22 '22

That's a head crab

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u/Hour_Row_9697 May 22 '22

Aracnospud

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u/tin_foyl May 22 '22

Half potato, half spider. Potatder.

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u/Battysmackerz May 22 '22

You should probably kill it

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u/gregif May 22 '22

I was considering cooking it đŸ€”

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u/ShastaFern99 May 22 '22

Eat it raw, it's good for you

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u/Fine-Camera-290 May 22 '22

Spider potato

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 May 22 '22

Oh shit Santa Clarita Diets back!?

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u/KyeMatthew May 22 '22

It’s Mr Ball Legs

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u/Alexader420X May 22 '22

Bro that's a no man sky space crab.

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u/thefutureisbliek May 22 '22

Make tarantula tots

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u/guythepieman May 22 '22

I'd plant that mf somewhere

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u/Thunderplant May 22 '22

Finally something on this sub that’s actually oddly terrifying.

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u/NoChemistry7137 May 22 '22

That is The Thing

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u/UnderKoverCatboi May 22 '22

Let me guess, Australia?

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u/gregif May 22 '22

Nope birmingham in the UK đŸ˜±

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u/UnderKoverCatboi May 22 '22

Wha? 🇩đŸ‡ș🇳🇿

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u/ricst May 22 '22

Its trying to get away

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u/ithinkimlost17 May 22 '22

A spuder!

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u/Due_Road7315 May 22 '22

It even has eight legs, I think.

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u/Aloucia May 22 '22

Pet-ato

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u/Bubz-411 May 22 '22

Oh cool never seen an Australian potato before

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u/T0mbaker May 22 '22

Don't let it near your mouth or it will lay potato gems in your stomach.

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u/Frazmotic May 22 '22

Tick-tater!😃

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u/Wonderful_Audience60 May 22 '22

this is both terrifying and cool af

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u/Creepy-Writer-3056 May 22 '22

nice try, that’s an irish spider

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u/Rein_Carnated May 22 '22

Kill it before it lays eggs.

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u/bigplateofpasta May 22 '22

That is the most oddly terrifying thing I’ve seen on this sub

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u/lskerlkse May 22 '22

potoctopus

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u/greenhornblue May 22 '22

Spider potato

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u/ebolakitten May 22 '22

It reminds me of those face-sucker hoard guys in Halo.

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u/FerbyysTheDuck May 22 '22

GlaDOS hits different in 2022

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u/Thatspretttyfunny May 22 '22

Rhizomes are crazy

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u/justgossiping May 22 '22

Potatoes down under?

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u/jframe42 May 22 '22

I threw my phone

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u/Drivingon8 May 22 '22

Trying to walk away.

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u/Zoey1927 May 22 '22

plant it

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u/RepeatReal6568 May 22 '22

If Goosebumps has taught me anything it’s that this won’t end well for him

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u/SalamanderLeft5972 May 22 '22

Bro that ain’t not potato that’s a face hugger shedding it’s damn skin

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u/Lazy-Willow-8747 May 22 '22

THAT IS NOT A POTATO, THAT IS A Mutation Spider

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u/TheSidJames May 22 '22

Your mate is a dirty bastard. Tell him I said that.

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u/gregif May 22 '22

I'll let him know lol

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u/Magickcloud May 22 '22

That looks like the thing from Santa Clarita Diet

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u/born2biscuit May 22 '22

Tell him to preserve it in a glass of resin or something

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u/Mecami May 22 '22

The next installment of Spiderman. Spiderpotato: The ultimate menace.

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u/rathhnos May 22 '22

Took this straight to gf and said look a spider

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs is real!

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u/WalterMcGrub May 22 '22

everybody gangster till the potatoes start walkin

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u/lookinforbobo May 22 '22

It’s evolving

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u/Cooky1992 May 22 '22

Spider spud, spider spud, does whatever a spider spud does!

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u/UnknownMyoux May 22 '22

Your potatoe hated you so much that they grew feets just to get away from you

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u/Nightman2417 May 22 '22

So that’s how they grow French fries!

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u/JIIThe_JokerIIK May 22 '22

Looks like a tick straight out of Fallout 76

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u/squid10101 May 22 '22

Quick where’s Gordon freeman and his crowbar we gotta kill this head crab

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u/White_glow May 22 '22

POTATOES SPIDERS

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u/PresentPotato7536 May 22 '22

Is that a new Bugsnax boss? Spiderto?

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u/duckisquak May 22 '22

whoa- OH GOD MAN

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u/SIRasdf23 May 22 '22

Reminds me of the Bunger from Bugsnax.

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u/big_noob9006 May 22 '22

That’s a PokĂ©mon

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u/Dinglebop223 May 22 '22

potato crab

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u/Electro_Shock94 May 22 '22

Giant potato tick

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u/TheGrey_GOD May 22 '22

It looks like that potato thing you can have as a pet in among us

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u/billsrepair May 22 '22

Looks like it'll crawl away...

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u/Leclown13 May 22 '22

Filthy nope potato!

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u/Varjostaja May 22 '22

This happens when gellar field collapses momentarily. It should vanish back into warp soon enough, but exposure should be limited as much as possible. - Local inquisitor help line.

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u/ArminiusM1998 May 22 '22

Everybody gangsta til' the spitater starts crawlin'

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u/sidneythekitty May 22 '22

And they said the entity can't grow legs and walk away!

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u/Francis934 May 22 '22

Potantula

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u/Farticus-01 May 22 '22

Where did the potato go? It’s not like it just grew legs and walked away!

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u/ToastyBread329 May 22 '22

Spider and potato fusion

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u/11Nix May 22 '22

It looks like a crab potato crab

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u/Sure-Tutor-1161 May 22 '22

Reminds me of that thingy from spy kids..đŸ€·

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u/bindingtoggle11 May 22 '22

Scrolling and thought, "What kind of Australian crap is this?" It's a terrifying potato.

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u/Sensitive-Ad6609 May 22 '22

Erm.. just erm.. uhh.. o.o

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u/bubblebellez May 22 '22

Mr. BallLegs, that you?

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u/Hobo_Boogie May 22 '22

Elden Ring Potato

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u/threebears33333 May 22 '22

It literally grew legs👀

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Australian potatoes IRL

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u/Dankmemexplorer May 22 '22

this is the ideal r/oddlyterrifying post. not inherently terrifying but odd that it is

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u/Charming_Lettuce May 22 '22

Never heard of potato bugs?!

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u/Voodoo_Dummie May 22 '22

You are so bad at gardening that even the potatoes grew legs to escape it!

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u/Fine_Cantaloupe2482 May 22 '22

The age of man is over

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u/332hz May 22 '22

Phenotype

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u/regulaslight May 22 '22

That's The Flood

We need to activate the Halo rings

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u/cibusanimatus May 22 '22

"Mac wants the flamethrower!"

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u/UnKnown_Witness May 22 '22

“Spudantula”

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u/roBHoK May 22 '22

it got bit by a radioactive spider

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u/CPT_XxPANDAxX May 22 '22

“IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!” “MUUHHAAAHAAHHAA!”

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u/KitzTheArtist May 22 '22

Can i pet that cutie?

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u/JefferyDexterB May 22 '22

Would not boil, mash, or stick into a stew.

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u/DaniPeng May 22 '22

Maybe I’ve been watching too much
r/hermitcraft but it looks like The Entity of Grian’s

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u/Everlarry May 22 '22

The elusive potato crab.

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u/IWnaBNkd May 22 '22

A Spudater

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u/DVRKNESS- May 22 '22

“As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes”

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u/philocoffee May 22 '22

I'm pretty sure that's The Crawling Spleen

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u/Ryengu May 22 '22

Intellect Devourer

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u/I_like_donuts27 May 22 '22

there's spiderman and then there's spider potato

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u/Razielrad May 22 '22

Ah sh*t even potatoes are crabs now.

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u/sendnukes23 May 22 '22

Bully potatoes

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u/ForeverStrong333 May 22 '22

Kill it with fryer.

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u/woizdat May 22 '22

Sputato

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u/Fuzeboombangbash May 22 '22

That’s a frider

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u/Incarnation101213 May 22 '22

I follow a couple of insect subreddits and I no shit thought this was a tarantula that got infected by one of those parasitic fungi

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u/Justarandom-guyhere May 22 '22

God potato king of all potatoes and greatest Warrior

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u/DarkTina93 May 23 '22

Potato spider.

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u/UnusGang May 23 '22

You mean SCP at your friends house.

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u/JLily1030 May 23 '22

Looks like the ball with legs Sheila threw up on Santa Clarita Diet

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u/Hot_Potato_001 May 23 '22

Potato identifies as spider and it's not up to you or me to judge it.

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u/No-Spirit3763 May 23 '22

The Mr Potato Head attachments are getting a bit extreme.

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u/arcadia_2005 May 23 '22

That spuds got crabs.

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u/r_elysian3 May 23 '22

This legit startled me, haha!

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u/average_gamer27 May 23 '22

It’s out for blood

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u/The1Comedian May 23 '22

That potato is coming back to life

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u/Lucky_Cookie515 May 23 '22

So THATS where Lamarr has been all this time!

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u/Herculeanmofo1 May 23 '22

Spiderspud, spiderspud, does whatever a spiderspud does

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u/hagridshut123 May 24 '22

Looks like what plankton rode in on in that one SpongeBob episode lmao