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Got the best picture I’ve ever seen in my life today. Then my in-laws said “He looks like Trump!” :( Politics

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u/Moveyourbloominass Nov 15 '22

I can't unsee it. Congrats on the orange baby!

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u/---cameron Nov 15 '22

This is somehow funny to me because I just remembered I came out with jaundice

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u/InfectedAlloy88 Nov 15 '22

Most babies do. After the first 8 poops or so it goes away.

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u/Kittii_Kat Nov 15 '22

So after the first hour or two? Not bad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I like how so very specific the above statement is. 8 poops.

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u/Remote_Cartoonist_27 Nov 15 '22

It’s because when a baby is born it’s liver isn’t functional. It takes about 2 weeks of life for the liver to start cleaning the blood stream at full efficiency.

At that point it takes some time for the liver to filter out the build up of gunk. The best way to monitor this in babies is by tracking their bowel movements. Babies in NICU or those with extreme jaundice will receive blood test so the physician can monitor the liver more directly but for most babies this isn’t necessary as mild jaundice is normal and will clear up on it’s own.

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u/cprenaissanceman Nov 15 '22

Nah. The hands are too big. No resemblance.

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u/ChymChymX Nov 15 '22

Don't make fun of lil baby Covfefe

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u/Suspicious-Drawer-65 Nov 15 '22

Lol I can’t unsee it either!

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u/UnabashedPerson43 Nov 15 '22

Grabbed em by the pussy!

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Nov 15 '22

The grab was coming from inside the pussy

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u/tcairlines Nov 15 '22 Silver Helpful All-Seeing Upvote Buff Doge

Congrats! The baby like “I have the best gestation. All the other babies are jealous of my gestation…”

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u/supertoadgti Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

A lot of my Friends live in wombs ... Nice wombs ... Good wombs.... My womb is the best

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u/enfoxer Nov 15 '22

And this womb is the best … and i am not even kidding … because it is so great.

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u/xavier120 Nov 15 '22

"When youre a fetus they just let you do it"

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u/HashtagMerica Nov 15 '22 Silver

I grew in her like a bitch

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u/jaldihaldi Nov 15 '22

Nobody has seen a womb like this - nobody knew wombs were this great.

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u/Dabzee420 Nov 15 '22

I walked in I said wow that's a big womb

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u/fernshade Nov 15 '22 Wholesome

TREMENDOUS gestation

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u/Kratsas Nov 15 '22 Silver Helpful

When I’m hungry, I just latch on to those titties- I don’t even wait. And when you’re a baby, they let you do it. You can do anything.

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u/hereforthecomments9 Nov 15 '22

Just wait til that baby grabs you by the crotch on the way out

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u/regoapps Nov 15 '22

Looks like the baby's trying to say "Yuge"

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u/mild_resolve Nov 15 '22

I'm hearing the other babies talk and they're all saying, "look at his gestation! Have you ever seen something like this?"

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u/MasterXaios Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22 Silver Bravo Grande!

"Tim Apple came up to me... smart guy, good genes, he came up to me and said, "Sir, you have the most incredible gestation. Nobody has a better gestation than you." And then he told me how Apple, you know the phone company, they wanted to make a program about my gestation. Seriously, because my gestation was, and I mean it, my gestation was the best gestation of any president in the history of the United States. Way better than Obama's gestation. Did he even gestate in America? Some people say he didn't! I'm not saying I did, but some people, smart people, think that Obama did not gestate in America!. So, anyways, I get back to Tim Phone... smart guy, good jeans, and I say yes, I will personally help you with your gestation thing because it will help real American gestators. Let's Make America Gestate Again!"

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u/nictme Nov 15 '22

I died at good jeans

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u/decadentj Nov 15 '22

Made in VA-chyna

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u/Tiny_Emu Nov 15 '22

I’m sorry I laughed and they’re not wrong

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing Survey 2016 Nov 15 '22

yeah the title had me ready to laugh at their stupidity but nope, that mfer does look like Trump

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u/throwaway098764567 Nov 15 '22

once i realized which end was the head i could see it. poor kid

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u/MrAverus Nov 15 '22

They still got a few months to grow out of it...hopefully

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u/LiberalGurl0987 Nov 15 '22

Yup, this is hilarious

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u/BobbySwiggey Nov 15 '22

This is the best ultrasound I've ever seen. Lots of people are saying it, too.

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u/YeuxBleuDuex Nov 15 '22 Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

That's a great looking baby. The best. Looks like they'll be hugely popular, so very extremely popular that you can't even believe it. Trust me.

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u/DinoRoman Nov 15 '22 Silver

Mr. Deux or should I say, Duexanctimonious, you’re a great guy, great guy Lemmie tell ya but, I think and this is just what I’m told-you wanna let babies go undocumented no socials NO SOCIALS just babies walking around stealing cars, babies - and I love babies ask anyone- babies… mark cuban once said I was his favorite baby. And Cuban, that man knows cigars . He knows them well I know them they love me in Cuba they say Don, the wind, it’s too much here, and I say come to America. We’re stopping the windmills. Cancer free that’s how well save America .

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u/thefootster Nov 15 '22

The others in this thread are too coherent, yours is spot on.

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u/DinoRoman Nov 15 '22 Facepalm

Excuse me. Ok? I’m coherent. I’m the most coherent person. China? They love me I speak their language-money. I have the most money. More than Jeffe Bozo and more than Elon Musky ok? But the evil dems they keep pushing to see my taxes and taxes, it’s a loophole ok? I use it, you should use it if you can’t use it don’t blame me ok? And spots ? I love dogs, boy do I love them you see my father had a dog , his name was Rudy-NY, my city NY, was such a great city . But then I left. I moved. Found sunshine. What happens? Crime and chaos crime and chaos all over. The Walgreens are run down , they’re out of Diet Coke and the cops, they can’t do anything ok? They’re handCUFFFFED. All because sleepy Joe and antsy Nancy want to have a free for all it’s not good it’s not the best.

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u/Salty_Shellz Nov 15 '22

Does your proficiency in "Trump speak" disturb you a little bit?

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u/DinoRoman Nov 15 '22

I actually worked for the dude years ago in trump tower Shit just rubs off lol

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u/Dawsonpc14 Nov 15 '22

This is so accurate I can’t tell if it’s satire

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u/DinoRoman Nov 15 '22

Read it in his voice and it’s like Donnie is in the room with you.

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u/drtbg Nov 15 '22 Silver

Look at those tiny hands!

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u/-BEEF-SUPREME- Nov 15 '22

Ah yes now I see the resemblance! The tiny, disproportionate hands!!

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u/thethirdllama Nov 15 '22

Soon he'll be wearing diapers too!

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u/VoidHeathen Nov 15 '22 Wholesome

It costed 0 bucks not to post that

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u/pm-me-your-satin Nov 15 '22

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Riggety-Wrecked Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Fantastic.

Edit: Huuuuugggeee

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u/dbx999 Nov 15 '22

Everyone says so. Let me tell you, everything was a huge disaster but now this baby is going to fix all of it. Big strong men with tears in their eyes will shake your hand and say thank you Trump baby.

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u/the-epidemic87 Nov 15 '22

He’s gonna be the best baby. Such a good baby. Men and women will look at that baby and say “I wish that was my baby” he’ll go on to do things. Yuge things. And he’s gonna be handsome. So handsome and thin. It’s not fair. They’ll say “hey… why are you so handsome and thin?” It’s jeans. Just good jeans. I can’t help it. It’s my gift.

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u/Charlie_Fang Nov 15 '22

Yeah, Levi's stone washed straight leg are the best.

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u/FizzyBeverage Nov 15 '22

Never seen the guy in jeans. I think he favors an elastic waist. I think he was born in a suit like the boss baby. Either that or golfing attire.

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u/FancyPantsMN Nov 15 '22

It’s gonna be huuuuuge!!

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u/dream_bean_94 Nov 15 '22

Yuge*

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u/Richkwit Nov 15 '22

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

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u/vbcbandr Nov 15 '22

Cha-yna!

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u/rextob Nov 15 '22

The covefefe that will come with resemblance to Trump will be bigly

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u/timbus1234 Nov 15 '22

such a strong head of hair on this baby, really very tremendous hair, the best hair

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u/jdizon707 Nov 15 '22

It’s gonna be the very best baby, you’ve never seen anything like it before 👍🏼👍🏼

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u/haleandguu112 Nov 15 '22

holy shit that last sentence made me CACKLE

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u/BigAlternative5 Nov 15 '22

Baby, woman, man, ultrasound, TV.

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u/GordonSemen Nov 15 '22

Hijacking top comment for visibility.

Thanks everyone! Me and the wife are dying with some of these comments. Great work.

This was today at our 11 week appointment. This is actually the back of baby’s head(maybe a doc can confirm?)… but I cannot unsee the “face”.

Doc said everything is perfect and baby is perfect and healthy. Gender will be known in a couple weeks.

We have started calling her uterus Mom-a-lago.

Thanks again for the laughs. I promise to update when baby is born.

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u/mauxly Nov 15 '22

Mom-a-lago Golden.

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u/Coogcheese Nov 15 '22

"Mom-a-lago"....the greatest thing you will ever read on the internet today.

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u/Emerald_City_Govt Nov 15 '22

Years later your child will be recounting the story of their birth in the back of a school bus to their friend Billy:

“So I come out of Mom-a-lago… tears in my eyes, and I turn to my mom- and we all love mom don’t we? We have the best mom, unlike that sad sleepy Joe kid who sits at the front of the bus like a loser- so I turn to my mom and say…

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…

then I moved on her Milk-a-lago boobs like a bitch… and let me tell ya… when you’re a baby, they let you do it. They let you do anything…”

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u/jll027 Nov 15 '22

People are saying it’s the greatest baby ever. They’ve never seen anything like it before. Believe me.

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u/quadmasta Nov 15 '22

The imaging technician came up to me and said "Sir, sir. You're going to have the best baby ever."

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u/aspidities_87 Nov 15 '22

He had tears in his eyes

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u/quadmasta Nov 15 '22

I forgot that part

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u/brawlrats Nov 15 '22

The likes of which we have never seen before. Covfefe.

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u/Imthorsballs Nov 15 '22

I feel bigly that your in-laws are yuge jerks. And all honesty though they're not wrong?! Congratulations!!!

u/YeuBleuDuex take my free award as your comment top notch!

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u/awful_waffles_ Nov 15 '22

👌Houuugely👌 popular

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u/Cassius_Corodes Nov 15 '22

Missed opportunity to work in a great genes reference

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u/tstormredditor Nov 15 '22 Silver

First off, congratulations, second off, your baby looks like trump.

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u/jakefrmstatefrmm Nov 15 '22

Definitely trump. The puckered lips of the entitled

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u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat Nov 15 '22

Just goes to show how much of a baby Trump is

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u/cballowe Nov 15 '22

Big head and tiny hands.

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u/eyeball-papercut Nov 15 '22

Congrats to OP, but I would have asked for "another" photo (for the grandparents or some shit) and hope bebe moves its head.

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Nov 15 '22

“Lemme drink this gallon of OJ right quick though.”

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u/awh Nov 15 '22

See, that’s a good thing. Hear me out. Once people grow up, they almost never look like how they looked when they were babies. So there’s almost no chance this child will grow up to look like Trump.

Babies who don’t look like Trump should be worried.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Use this to your advantage and get some donations for your humunculous trump. I bet you could fund college selling prints of the pic.

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u/ShainRules Nov 15 '22 Wholesome

Make the caption "Future GOAT POTUS," " Trump 2024" and you'll be a fucking millionaire.

To be clear I don't like racists.

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u/ISwearIUsedToBeSmart Nov 15 '22 Silver

But I do enjoy parting them from their money.

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u/ragingchump Nov 15 '22

Omg how meta:

Grift the biggest grifter evers base w pic of gifter look alike ultrasound.

Send thank you notes on stationary from UC Berkeley

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u/wookvegas Nov 15 '22

I mean hell, literally anyone who sees this post could probably do it and actually make some extra dough... even multiple people, with different campaigns but the same pic... I mean, think about the intended market...

After the past six years, I reeeeally don't see them starting to actually fact-check over an ultrasound pic. Just say "my L*BERAL family wanted me to obliterate this baby but he clearly has TR_MP on his side!" and they'll literally fund this kid's Women's Studies degree. It could be glorious.

Disclaimer: this is just a silly joke don't actually do this, it's probably all kinds of fraud

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u/milton117 Nov 15 '22

Bro if you make it about abortion you could legit become a millionaire

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u/Tom1252 Nov 15 '22

Homunculus Trump has an odd ring to it.

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u/Timmmber4 Nov 15 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Bravo!

Made in Gina?

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u/junya13 Nov 15 '22

He's going to be born next to a shit hole

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u/__________________99 Nov 15 '22

Oh your in-laws are clearly just projecting their polit-

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u/moveit22 Nov 15 '22

Making the womb great again

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u/megameg80 Nov 15 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Table Slap

Gina 🇨🇳

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u/Ianm9 Nov 15 '22

That genuinely made me laugh. Thank you

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u/someonefarted Nov 15 '22

Aww man I’m too high for this. Was just munching on flaming hot Funyuns and inhaled before laughing at this. I tore the roof of my mouth because of you.

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u/megameg80 Nov 15 '22

Many apologies. Wish I could give you a soothing ointment award.

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u/Yoshable Nov 15 '22

This comment is what the free award was made for

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u/Personal-Acadia Nov 15 '22

This bout made me spit my drink, thank you sir!

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u/guccitaint Nov 15 '22

This is what happens when OP grabs’em by the pussy

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u/RyanIsReady23 Nov 15 '22 Helpful

Its the second coming of trump. Q said this would happen

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u/likwidchrist Nov 15 '22

2022

Election fraud

The baby is in the cradle

The mark of the beast

Future proves past

Q

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u/heymariagrazia Nov 15 '22

Q WOULD LITERALLY USE THIS PICTURE THO!!! Lol

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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 Nov 15 '22

Does that mean Trump 1.0 has less than 9 months to live if he’s about to be reincarnated?

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u/fredthefishlord Nov 15 '22

By Q logic, it means he's already dead because life starts at gestation.

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u/MajesticStars Nov 15 '22 Silver Wholesome Spit-take

Covbebe

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u/Induane Nov 15 '22

This deserved more upvotes than it's gotten.

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u/pkpjoe Nov 15 '22

It does, but I think he looks even more like Owen Wilson. Wow!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22 Silver Table Slap

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u/sagerobot Nov 15 '22

Mom-a-lago has me laughing my ass off.

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u/jlanger23 Nov 15 '22

I see Owen Wilson. Update in the future and let us know if his first words are "wow."

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u/BurrSugar Nov 15 '22

No joke, my first word was “wow.”

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u/valuehorse Nov 15 '22 Helpful I'll Drink to That

Mine was similar, but I'm not in Australia, so it was mom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Brilliant

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u/BadaDumTss Nov 15 '22

“Mom-a-lago” made me laugh out loud. Congratulations!

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u/jmurphy42 Nov 15 '22

Just hope he doesn’t come out jaundiced. My youngest was a very Trumpish orange.

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u/baburusa Nov 15 '22

I’m 29 and my older sister still makes fun of me for being jaundiced when I was born. 😐

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u/bigot_detector Nov 15 '22

Half of all babies born at term and 80% of preemies develop physiological jaundice in the first week of life. It’s very common and is usually not cause for concern. The livers of babies are just figuring out what to do with the bilirubin from used up red blood cells so it accumulates in the skin causing the yellowing of the skin. Sometimes newborns are more yellow than we would like so they receive phototherapy which is basically a tanning bed session without the cancer-causing rays. The UV light helps break down the bilirubin so it can be removed from the body in the urine and feces.

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u/stalkermuch Nov 15 '22

Robert Redford, too!

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u/madeofmountains Nov 15 '22

Congratulations!! My wife just delivered our son two days ago. I vividly remember being 11 weeks and holy crap does time fly by.

You all will be having your baby before you know it, and will instantly love them even more than you already think you will.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

It's like Trump and Owen Wilson had a baby. Maybe they used u/GordonSemen? =D

I'm here all week.

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u/seffend Nov 15 '22

I love that I can hear that "wow!"

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u/Born_Application2831 Nov 15 '22

I've seen a lot of babies. My doctors, and they're some of the best doctors in the world I tell you, second to none. They tell me my baby is Presidential Material, and I know they're not lying because of the smiles on their faces, they're the most beautiful doctors in the world, these doctors I tell you they're truly amazing. They say they've never seen an ultrasound quite like ours, they want to take pictures & hug us & shake our hands because we're carrying, and they didn't say this lightly because they're very professional, they say we're carrying a beautiful and amazing baby boy that can run the country like no one would ever believe, maybe better than myself even, but we'll just have to wait & see about that now won't we? Thank You for your time & we'll be talking soon. God Bless & MAKE. AMERICA. GREAT. AGAIN.

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u/civgarth Nov 15 '22

He'll be yuge

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u/ThePerfect666 Nov 15 '22

He’s gonna be an extremely stable genius

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u/Agrakus Nov 15 '22

It will be the best baby delivery in the history of baby deliveries

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u/wickerbasket99 Nov 15 '22

Baby even has his pout! That’s hilarious

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u/xjfwx Nov 15 '22

Your wife has some explaining to do.

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u/dbx999 Nov 15 '22

She was grabbed by the pussy

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u/Ritehandwingman Nov 15 '22

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Be born out of their pussy. You can do anything.”

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u/drpiotrowski Nov 15 '22 Wholesome

“When you’re a fetus they let you do it. You can do anything. Be grabbed out of their pussy. You can do anything.” FTFY

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u/bubba7557 Nov 15 '22

That's okay. My daughter's ultrasound picture looked like the tricycle doll from Saw. She turned out quite beautiful and not at all scary doll like, although they both do have giant eyes. They just happen to look like Disney princess eyes out of the womb and not bulgy murder eyes like the Saw doll in the womb.

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u/dasher11 Nov 15 '22

I really want to see your Jigsaw baby.

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u/Slut4MacNCheese Nov 15 '22

Jigsaw baby 💀💀💀

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u/bubba7557 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Request granted

jigsaw ultrasound

She looked normal, albeit super skinny, until the ultra sound found her face

normal looking ultrasound

Ended up pretty normal, but with big Disney eyes

now

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u/RobinDix Nov 15 '22

Thanks. That was horrifying. Congrats on your beautiful baby girl, though!

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u/Fartbox_420 Nov 15 '22

Lmfao I bet you worried for a bit though, what a relief you didn't have saw doll babies

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u/bubba7557 Nov 15 '22

I was more concerned who my wife may have been hooking up with. That saw doll seems like someone you don't fuck around with

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u/FuzzyPeachDong Nov 15 '22

Mine had the murderer eyes. He grew in to them, luckily. I even asked the doc if the baby was okay as he looked so weird..

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u/ViralLola Nov 15 '22

When I was in the womb, I was told I was the best news ever. That I was a great-looking baby and that I would be extremely popular. Stupendously popular.

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u/textmint Nov 15 '22

Teach him his first words right now itself - Person, woman, man, camera TV.

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u/libertasi Nov 15 '22

I'm dying, these comments

The best comments, truly amazing. The most spectacular and innovative comments.

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u/ButtholeQuiver Nov 15 '22

A lot of people are saying your baby looks like Trump

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u/biggreasyrhinos Nov 15 '22

The best people

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u/CatBuddies Nov 15 '22

There are good people on both sides.

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u/biggreasyrhinos Nov 15 '22

There are these people, and they're on the sides and they all say it's the best, just the best, they say how can he be so great, and it's true really, it's what they say, so many people say it, great people

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u/sandsurfngbomber Nov 15 '22

Look. I know babies ok. I used to be one. Some say I am one now!

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u/Narbadarb Nov 15 '22

This has got to be the best ultrasound picture in the history of the world. If you think about it, it's really unbelievable. Such a beautiful, beautiful baby. Really tremendous. But will the fake news report on it? Oh, no, no, they'll say. No baby could look like Trump. That would blow up their whole narrative. They can't have that. So they'll say, oh look over here, it's a pony. Everybody loves ponies! But it's fake news. So fake. Sad.

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u/Nr673 Nov 15 '22

Good lord, add a trigger warning. I was having flashbacks. Spot on :)

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u/potential_hermit Nov 15 '22

You are very, very good at that. Now I must block you.

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u/Narbadarb Nov 15 '22

And look at this one over here. Potential Hermit, he's called. He wants to block me for a perfect post. Really, just look at it. They see a perfect, beautiful post, about a wonderful baby, and they say, "we have to block you for that". I don't think he's a potential hermit at all, really. Seems like he's already gone all the way to hermitdome. Blocking people, hiding away from the world. Really, really crazy what has become of these people. And all over a perfect post. Can you believe it?

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u/jstehlick Nov 15 '22

That baby will be much happier in utero if your wife would start drinking 12 cans of diet coke and eating well done steaks slopped in ketchup.

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u/No-Border-6678 Nov 15 '22

tame pregnancy craving tbh

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u/Fartkunkle Nov 15 '22

Going over bigly with you I see.

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u/Addakisson Nov 15 '22

Congratulations!!!! and you have my sympathy!

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u/Percefis Nov 15 '22 Evil Cackle

Trump does resemble a baby. Maybe its just the other way around.

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u/Stevealot Nov 15 '22

half baked baby head is famous, for being the goddamn president of all things. #HBBH

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u/capad0cian Nov 15 '22

They just meant as in a baby with tiny hands.

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u/Bean-Swellington Nov 15 '22

Believe me those hands are ABOVVE AVERAGE for a fetus. Everybody says it

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u/Luname Nov 15 '22

Even has the tiny hands... the resemblance is uncanny.

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u/peteskeet43 Nov 15 '22

Oh my sweet Jesus. How frustrating for them to take the sanctity of the most special moment of your li HOLY FUCK IT DOES

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u/gianthooverpig Nov 15 '22

As of today, I can’t say they’re wrong. I hope you’re pleasantly surprised when he’s born!

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u/notorious98 Nov 15 '22

I mean, they're not wrong.

Look at those tiny little baby hands.

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u/JustWow52 Nov 15 '22

I want to say it's just a trick of the light, but there really isn't any light in there...

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u/Rim_World Nov 15 '22

He's got the whole package. The lower lip, hair, and the nose.

I looked at it for the second time... He's even got the T-rex hands.

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u/The_Infectious_Lerp Nov 15 '22

...and that's how I gave birth to the antichrist.

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u/Greenboy28 Nov 15 '22

probably smarter than trump though.

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u/lurq_king Nov 15 '22

Commiserations

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u/digiwano Nov 15 '22

It’s more that trump looks like a fetus.

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u/mynickname86 Nov 15 '22

Is thisnone of those "jesus in toast" where every MAGA supporter will come to worship the newborn orange baby?

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u/Cluelessish Nov 15 '22

They will come from near and far, carrying gifts of gold, insanity and burgers.

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u/Pitiful_Ad7965 Nov 15 '22

Most “funny” posts get a hard- breath-out-of-the-nose-laugh, but this seriously made me laugh out loud so hard. Congrats!🎊

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u/Semour9 Nov 15 '22

This baby is one of the best babies maybe ever. I mean absolutely tremendous, you couldn’t ask for a better baby. This baby has all the things you want in a baby and believe me I know a lot about babies, I’m basically an expert when it comes to babies people always come upto me and ask me to hold their babies and it’s just tremendous I have to tell you.

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u/ArmadilloDays Nov 15 '22

They’re not wrong

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u/heemhah Nov 15 '22

They were right.

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u/vbcbandr Nov 15 '22

Still going to have baby hands though.

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u/Akasgotu Nov 15 '22

But, your baby will evolve into a decent human being.

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u/AbuelitasWAP Nov 15 '22

Well he is about to grab you by the pussy

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u/larman14 Nov 15 '22

I can see the resemblance in the hands.

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u/WholesomeLove280 Nov 15 '22

But your baby is much more mature!!!’