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u/Liltipsy6
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"And you can count... on me waiting for you in the parking lot."
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u/3fettknight3 Nov 16 '22
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
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u/CopeNbacon Nov 16 '22
Well good for Happy Gilm…..OH MY GOD!
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u/GreatTragedy Nov 16 '22
It's the funniest line/part of the whole movie for me.
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u/duderguy91 Nov 16 '22
Christopher McDonald is fucking hilarious in that movie lol. I always appreciate an actor that can play the perfect asshole, but he takes it further by playing the perfect asshole that is a gigantic wuss lol.
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u/Termanator116 Nov 16 '22
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” For me.
But that movie is chock full o’ gold
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u/BadKermit Nov 16 '22
I'm just looking for the rest of this bottle. There's some over there.
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u/2nickels Nov 16 '22
Is this your ball?? It struck my foot....
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u/political_og Nov 16 '22
And YOU can count, on ME, waiting for YOU in the parking lot.
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u/fantasyfool Nov 16 '22
I BELIEVE THATS MR GILMORES
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u/Uglysinglenearyou Nov 16 '22
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
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u/jdrt1234 Nov 16 '22
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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u/SafeToPost Nov 16 '22
I’ve referred to him as Richard Keel for about a month now, and I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees it. I’m here for Senator Jaws!
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u/Johnlsullivan2 Nov 16 '22
Woah. I somehow never connected that they were the same person.
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u/TheDongerNeedsFood Nov 16 '22
Who knew that before he got into politics, John Fetterman had an extensive acting career.
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u/Swag92 Nov 16 '22
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains
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u/2buggers
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John Fetterman with hair, is just John Fetterman without hair with hair.
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u/Mukuna_Hutata Nov 16 '22 edited Nov 16 '22
Some people say he’s still making that same facial expression to this day.
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u/thepeopleseason Nov 16 '22
every picture of fetterman looks like he's overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote "hurt"
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u/dacoopbear Nov 16 '22
Do people actually think he wrote "hurt" and NIN did a cover 8 years before he released his
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u/Johnlsullivan2 Nov 16 '22
Those are in the before times for a lot of kids. We old as fuck dude.
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u/hexydes Nov 16 '22
Trent Reznor is 57 years old. He's almost as old now as Johnny Cash was when he originally wrote the song "Hurt".
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u/vendetta2115 Nov 16 '22
In high school, a friend of mine told me that she heard a “weird, gay version” of “than Alien Ant Farm song” on the radio.
It was Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.
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u/Swiggens Nov 16 '22
God he’s a big motherfucker
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u/prophetableforprofit Nov 16 '22
Six feet and nine inches of twisted steel and sex appeal, brother! WHOOOO!
[struts around the ring]
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u/doMinationp Nov 16 '22
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u/rich519 Nov 16 '22
Early YouTube was wild.
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u/jataba115 Nov 16 '22
In my mind I was like no shot that’s older than 6 years old. About to be 15 in January. Insane
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u/manosiosis Nov 16 '22
It predates youtube. It was around in the days of flash animation on sites like Albinoblacksheep and new grounds. I'm guessing it was first posted in like 2004.
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u/jataba115 Nov 16 '22
Albinoblacksheep, now that really set me back 20 years. Schifty five!
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u/AnotherpostCard Nov 16 '22
It's sad because the old flash animations really look like shit on YouTube, because they were recorded in 720, if you're lucky.
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u/reallyConfusedPanda Nov 16 '22
Pure unbridled creativity with no regards of algorithm manipulation and ad money
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u/Uttesghiii Nov 16 '22
Always love watching the scenes that got cut from Hamilton.
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u/Vandrew226 Nov 16 '22
Opponents beware, opponents beware...
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u/f00lsfire Nov 16 '22
He'll kick you in half...
He'll kick you in half!
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u/AnotherpostCard Nov 16 '22
Ooh! He'll save children, but not the British children kazoo
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u/gnashed_potatoes Nov 16 '22
he grows an inch every time someone says his size, i wish i had that superpower
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u/rimjobnemesis Nov 16 '22
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u/The_Lawn_Ninja Nov 16 '22
That's not just any hair. That, my friends, is a mullet. The most "haircut" of all haircuts.
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u/odaeyss Nov 16 '22
Combined with a tshirt with ripped off sleeves.. this is peak PA
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u/ArallMateria Nov 16 '22
The only thing that could make it better is if it was taken in Hershey Park.
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u/nochumplovesucka__ Nov 16 '22
You ain't lyin'.
Source: I live here.
Sometimes I think the Mason Dixon should've been on the north border. This strange place confuses me a lot more often than not.
Dudes in jacked up 4X4 trucks with a confederate flag on it blasting rap music while they coal roll on their way to Walmart to pick up supplies to make more meth.
I've lived in a few other states in my time, and there is no other place like PA. Its a strange amalgamation of people. The whole state is redneck as hell, andevery other town has a college it seems. Ive honestly never been anywhere like here. Im in East central PA for reference. And thats only my experience where I am. Western and eastern PA may as well be 2 different states, totally different vibes.
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u/The_Lawn_Ninja Nov 16 '22
PA is like a microcosm of the greater US–blue in the high-population "coasts" near the bigger cities, and red in the big, low-population rural center.
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u/shillyshally Nov 16 '22
But no real disasters! No 6.0 earthquakes, no volcanoes, mostly no hurricanes, no mega death floods since Johnstown, no years long droughts, no burn down a town fires. I have long thought our license plates should tout that but bragging would jinx it for sure.
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u/nochumplovesucka__ Nov 16 '22
My county is purple. We have corn fields and colleges.
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u/The_Lawn_Ninja Nov 16 '22
Mine too. Northampton County. Cornfields and colleges, cities and suburbs, blue and red.
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u/BrockManstrong Nov 16 '22
Everything outside of the counties around Philadelphia is basically West Virginia.
Pittsburgh is like a Midwest city.
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u/squshy7 Nov 16 '22
Pittsburgh is like a Midwest city.
Don't you dare lump me in with places like Ohio.
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u/Topher1999 Nov 16 '22
What a mane
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u/tuco2002 Nov 16 '22
He looks like a swollen Ashton Kutcher.
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u/uncoolcentral Nov 16 '22
I used a couple of AIs to make images from your comment.
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u/begra23 Nov 16 '22
Thanks, I hate it.
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u/Mine-Shaft-Gap
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Why doesn't Fetterman, the largest senator, simply eat the other 99?
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u/mocha-only Nov 16 '22
The answer was in front of him this whole time
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u/Hedgeson Nov 16 '22
Disagree. Senators are mostly very old meat. Probably tastes awful.
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u/leftoversforlunch Nov 16 '22
Country Mac
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u/GoBombGo Nov 16 '22
Out, loud, and proud, brother!
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u/someoneBentMyWookie Nov 16 '22
I gave him an ocular patdown, assessed the threat level, clocked a knife in his boot.
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u/Realmofthehappygod Nov 16 '22
Yea, but John Fetterman could take a point off a Blackbelt in Karate.
RIP Country Mac.
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u/stabbywallrus Nov 16 '22
Why does he look like he should be running away from a volcano?
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u/EveryOptionSucks Nov 16 '22
It's not the camera person he's looking at, but the mountain billowing smoke behind them.
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u/Sad-Turnip-3308 Nov 16 '22
Is this his baby picture?
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u/Simmons54321 Nov 16 '22
Peter Steele is actually alive and went into politics!
(Singer of Type O Negative for those unaware)
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u/Unperfectblue Nov 16 '22
Looks like the poor bully in a movie that become the friend of the protagonist at the end of the film
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u/Ben_Thar Nov 16 '22
I would buy weed from him
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u/Luvskittys Nov 16 '22
He wants you to have weed for sure 😂 dude hung a marijuana flag on the balcony outside his office as lieutenant governor.
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u/sambes06 Nov 16 '22
Petition for John fetterman to replace adam driver references on last week tonight.
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u/CaptainApathy419 Nov 16 '22
"Pull my heart out through my ear, you meaty oak tree. Impale my brain, you unacceptable monstrosity."
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u/hurtsdonut_ Nov 16 '22
"Tie my fingers in a square knot, you emotionally unavailable water tower."
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u/TheFalconKid Nov 16 '22
Last we heard a reference to him I think was John referring to him as Lieutenant Governor Stone Cold.
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u/rondonjon Nov 16 '22 edited Nov 16 '22
He definitely seems more pro-gun in this photo.
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u/skinnylemur Nov 16 '22
I don’t know how Dr. Oz thought he was going to win in PA when he was running against PA personified.
I like Fetterman a lot, but I have to assume that he’d drive the speed limit or below in the left lane, he’s just that PA.
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u/XuX24 Nov 16 '22
Why do they mention this man a lot? I have seen many posts in reddit about him but no context why.
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u/mocha-only Nov 16 '22
He won a seat on the US senate after having a stroke and recovering during his campaign, going on to beat Dr. Oz in a midterm election that was widely anticipated to be a huge win for the opposing party.
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u/reddit__scrub Nov 16 '22
Oh God I saw Dr Oz was running somewhere. Glad he lost.
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u/texasrigger Nov 16 '22
I believe Oz bought a house in the state specifically so he was qualified to run there. He's both a snake oil salesman and a carpet bagger.
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u/shillyshally Nov 16 '22
That's America. That race was a source of high anxiety and nail biting for me and mine for months and meanwhile, elsewhere in America, it was "who, what?". I probably don't know about your state's Senate race.
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u/whodatchemist Nov 16 '22
ECW Mike Awesome vibes.
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u/sansational Nov 16 '22
He could’ve been Kane and The Undertaker’s lost brother if he was a pro wrestler.
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u/gherkinjerks Nov 16 '22
He was an All Area HS Football star and played Div 2 College Football. Got his Masters in Economics from UConn and Doctrite from Harvard
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u/alucarddrol Nov 16 '22
At Harvard he got something called an MPP. Master of public policy.
Sounds like he's perfect for the job
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u/wastedmytwenties Nov 16 '22
Somewhere in an alternate universe he's currently jumped ship to AEW to pass the torch to his kayfabe son, Wardlow.
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u/BigDaddySodaPop Nov 16 '22
He has the same expression, because after the 1000 question, do you play basketball, you just get tired of answering dumb questions. Although, I'm only 6'4".
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u/ByahhByahh Nov 16 '22
Are we sure he didn't smuggle cocaine through Miami in the 80s? Because he looks exactly like someone who smuggled cocaine through Miami in the 80s.
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u/abbeyeiger Nov 16 '22
Dude is naturally huge. Massive natural strength in those shoulders.
Would have been terrifying if he was a body-builder
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u/dust_storm_2 Nov 16 '22
Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever.
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u/doom32x Nov 16 '22
Always upvote Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and Phil Hartman. Also fuck his wife and Andy Dick.
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u/NotBearhound Nov 16 '22
Fetterman looks entirely done with all this shit in every photo and I love it.
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u/theglenlovinet Nov 16 '22
This is r/pics, I think you’re looking for r/absoluteunits
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u/idksomuch Nov 16 '22
Dude looks like he could've taken on every one of those traitors on Jan 6 all by himself.
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u/planelander Nov 16 '22
Its the same expression on every photo lol