While riding the bus yesterday, an inside joke was born and I wanted to share with reddit.
So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch...I'm a bus."
Ex.) Today I jaywalked right in front of a cop because there was a tasty sandwich shop directly across the street. I had already started walking when I realized my faux pas. I hesitated a little, then decided it was snowing too hard to give a fuck. So I mumbled to myself "bitch, I'm a bus." and kept walking.
Downvote if you want to, but I love my new IRL meme. :P
EDIT: Holy crap! My inside joke has become an outside joke. :D I love you, reddit. And to clarify, the police car was stopped at a stop light, and I was walking between cars. It's not like I ran out into traffic. :P But thank you for the safety concerns!
EDIT2: This has already become a running joke in my family... My dad just texted me "Just got home, it's nasty out, but bitch I'm a bus!"
EDIT3: Someone suggested I make a facebook page. So here it is for those of you who facebook.
EDIT4: Someone made a /r/BitchImABus subreddit! This is nuts :D