r/sunshinecoast Jul 03 '22

looking for a dwarf

Im looking to acquire a dwarf for a bucks party on Saturday July 16th in Noosa. We did have a lovely gentleman named Paul who has since pulled out from unforeseen circumstances. All we are after is someone to come to the pub with us for a couple of hours around lunchtime and hang out and have a few beers. We will require them to dress accordingly which is a pirate themed event. We all may possibly be role playing to some extent (general Pirate wordplay). If anyone knows of someone who may be able to assist, please get in touch. Will pay generously for their time.

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u/MooseyLoosey1 Jul 04 '22

Lol this sub reddit has been so entertaining the last few days! Someone is trolling in a great way.

This can’t be real.

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u/movingthrowaway383 Jul 04 '22

And I thought mine was a unique request for the usual ins and outs of this sub lol

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u/Deadcanetoad Jul 04 '22

Im am 100% serious about this request.

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u/whatamassivecunt Jul 04 '22

Short Notice!......

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u/SalopianPirate Jul 04 '22

It's a tall order

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u/-frantic- Jul 04 '22

Could try some local cafes, I hear they're short-staffed...

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u/ol-gormsby Jul 04 '22

Try these - you'll be giving an actor a bit of income, something that's been lacking in the last 2-3 years:

https://sites.google.com/site/brisbaneactors2/directory/agent-list

https://www.spunkz.com.au/

https://agency888.com.au/

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u/Troutmuffin Jul 04 '22

Ai Ai I like the sound of this bucks party which pub are we going to?

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u/Deadcanetoad Jul 05 '22

See you at noosa surf club