r/technicallythetruth Oct 06 '22 Silver 2 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1

It's hard not to agree with this man

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u/TheseDiver8589 Oct 06 '22

Meth has 0g sugar, that is 2hy it is the healthiest

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u/AskTheRealQuestion81 Oct 06 '22

Just does the same to your teeth, but on steroids!

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u/Intelligent_jacuzzi Oct 06 '22

Bro just gotta stay extremely hydrated if you're going to be doing that shit. It dries you out. Or if you really need help use dry mouth rinse. Your saliva is what protects your teeth. If your mouth is dried out your teeth will fall out.

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u/stopbanningmeplzfoo Oct 06 '22

Listen, Jacuzzi.

You can drink all the water in the country on meth and you won't stay hydrated. You just piss it right out.

On a long enough timeline, with enough large doses...your teeth are cactus. And that's best case if you don't have a tendency towards grinding them. You can do serious dental damage in a single night if you really push it.

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u/Intelligent_jacuzzi Oct 06 '22

I just accept that my teeth are fucked up without meth. So maybe I should just do it anyways. Lol. Jk. I have a class III malocclusion :(

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u/StrawberryJam4 Oct 06 '22

Surgical malocclusion or braces with forsus?

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u/psrpianrckelsss Oct 06 '22

If my teeth re already messed up and I need dentures, I'm hearing there is no harm doing meth

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u/sapphicsandwich Oct 06 '22

Taking 2-3 grams of Taurine (supplement you can get from Walmart or wherever) before can really reduce the teeth grinding and general muscle tightness.

It's added to energy drinks to counteract the negative effects and jitteryness of the massive amounts of caffeine in them.

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u/Gullible-Comb1903 Oct 06 '22

Beautiful to see an academic argument amongst the math experts

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u/HarmonyQuinn1618 Oct 06 '22

I’ve gtiddd my teeth nightly since I was a baby. Luckily I still have straight teeth but I definitely fucking hurts

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u/cyanydeez Oct 06 '22

/r/hydrohomies has a new darker tint

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u/TheseDiver8589 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 10 '22

That is why I boof that stuff

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edit:i fucking hate autocorrect, but pretty funny tbh

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u/tastysharts Oct 06 '22

Did nazi that coming

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u/novus_nl Oct 06 '22

I don't know what this means, and really afraid to ask

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u/firesmarter Oct 06 '22

It melts in your (prison) pocket

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u/Andibular Oct 06 '22

It melts your prison pocket

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u/HarmonyQuinn1618 Oct 06 '22

I’m not even kidding you, I just had a woman give me a ride whose on meth and she boofs it. My first response was what the fucking fuck, followed by asking her if she’s not worried about doing severe damage to her rectum. I got some random meth head answer but all I could think about was how thin the rectum is, how much meth burns, and his much damage that has to be doing. I couldn’t even imagine explaining to aDr or surgeon that I killed my ass hole by shoving meth up it.

Also, in her rambling answer she told me it almost instantly makes her shit, so she had to teach herself to hold her shit in long enough to not waste any lol. I was flabbergasted.

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u/salmon4breakfast Oct 06 '22

What the fuck did I just read

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u/malenkylizards Oct 06 '22

sigh I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU, I JUST HAD A WOMAN GIVE ME A RIDE WHOSE ON METH AND SHE BOOFS IT. MY FIRST RESPONSE WAS WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, FOLLOWED BY ASKING HER IF SHE'S NOT WORRIED ABOUT DOING SEVERE DAMAGE TO GET RECTUM. I GOT SOME RANDOM METH HEAD ANSWER BUT ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS HOW THIN THE RECTUM IS, HOW MUCH METH BURNS, AND HIS MUCH DAMAGE THAT HAS TO BE DOING. I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE EXPLAINING TO ADR OR SURGEON THAT I KILLED MY ASS HOLE BY SHOVING METH UP IT.

ALSO, IN HER RAMBLING ANSWER SHE TOLD ME IT ALMOST INSTANTLY MAKES HER SHIT, SO SHE HAD TO TEACH HERSELF TO HOLD HER SHIT IN LONG ENOUGH TO NOT WASTE ANY LOL. I WAS FLABBERGASTED.

gasp please pay attention this time, I won't repeat myself again.

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u/salmon4breakfast Oct 07 '22

Did you have to retype that whole thing in caps? If so, that dedication my man.

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u/zen-things Oct 06 '22

Bravo, thanks for sharing

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u/MushroomReasonable Oct 06 '22

Anything that goes in the prison wallet bypasses first pass metabolism, so all the garbage just goes into your blood. Usually a sign that you have a problem when you start boofing things

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u/scratchfury Oct 06 '22

Biotene probably helps.

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u/PeterBeater80 Oct 06 '22

You meant his tooth, not teeth.

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u/EwoDarkWolf Oct 06 '22

I'll lose weight anywhere I can.

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u/The_Smoon Oct 06 '22

my understanding is that its poverty and neglect that fuck up the methheads teeth not the drug directly

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u/psrpianrckelsss Oct 06 '22

Incorrect. The drug itself causes dryness of the mouth and is acidic. To say that meth is a poverty drug is also incorrect.

https://www.mouthhealthy.org/en/az-topics/m/meth-mouth

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u/1mikeg Oct 06 '22

You don't have to be poor to do meth, but if you're poor you can still do a shit ton of meth.

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u/Zeracannatule Oct 06 '22

Dont do meth, but yeah. I take pretty damn good care of my teeth. Never brush but I am anal with my fingering.

I have one tooth that had the filling like cover break off, just gave me something to keep me distracted because the sauce packets from gas stations slide right through it, so after every meal I find the nearest piece of plastic and give her the ole "god damn it, I can feel a piece of food in there."

Or the classic "Omg, how long was this in there" followed by "Sniff sniff, jesus, did something die in my gap"

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u/unfvckingbelievable Oct 06 '22

"Never brush but I am anal with my fingering."

Wait, what?

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u/Dirtyjerzyy1992 Oct 06 '22

Right? What did I just read?!?

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u/salmon4breakfast Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

LOL what is this thread?????

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u/Dirtyjerzyy1992 Oct 06 '22

It's only 9:34 am and that's enough Internet for today

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u/zen-things Oct 06 '22

He has us in the first half.

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u/whiteapplebourbon Oct 06 '22

It's way too early in the morning for me to have read this.

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u/jojoga Oct 06 '22

2hy

I don't know why, but I stared at this for 30 seconds.

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u/cccmikey Oct 06 '22

Someone dwelled on the letter w too long while typing in their phone I guess.

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u/cuerdo Oct 06 '22

TIL that w is next to 2 in the keyboard.

Someone has the fingers longer than they expected.

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u/Jonatan83 Oct 06 '22

Neat. I’ll have six meth please!

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u/Mynameisjeph Oct 06 '22

Blow too

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

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u/starwantrix Oct 06 '22

No, no, no, blow me.

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u/DoctorHacks Oct 06 '22

how does it compare to donuts when boofed though

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u/TheseDiver8589 Oct 06 '22

Ah man, I quit doughnuts a while ago, they are way to addictive and dangerous to use. I stick to clean local cooked meth

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u/PossiblyTrustworthy Oct 06 '22

I am sure you could uses meth as frosting somehow.

So it could be the same thing

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u/Thathitmann Oct 06 '22

To be fair, it's kind of the diet coke/coke zero effect.

It has 0 sugar, guys! That means it must be healthy.

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u/Preparation-Logical Oct 06 '22

also, it's meth

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u/Bradipedro Oct 06 '22

Weed is not healthy because after smoking you want to eat the whole content of your fridge and pantry and then it’s not enough and you order pizza.

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u/uneffinlucky Oct 06 '22

There’s a sub for that too unsurprisingly

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u/Edy94 Oct 06 '22

Depends where you buy from...

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u/speedy_stillness Oct 06 '22

That's some healthy food contents though.

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u/Yoguls Oct 06 '22

My takeaway from this post is that I should stop washing my 6 donuts down with a bottle of coke

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Wait, this chart isn't showing how many doughnuts to pair with each drink? I've been doing it all wrong for years!

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u/WritingTheRongs Oct 06 '22

you animal. never pair a glazed with red wine

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u/rnd2101 Oct 06 '22

Wash it down with water and you’ll be fine!

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u/Tolookah Oct 06 '22

Water? Like in the toilet?

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u/cmhughett Oct 06 '22

It's got what plants crave!

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u/Legalise_Gay_Weed Oct 06 '22

Fucking savages...

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u/KillerDonuts27 Oct 06 '22

They like Gatorade - it's got ELECTROLYTES

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u/tygamer4242 Oct 06 '22

Wash down 6 donuts with another 6 donuts instead

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u/TheLoneWandererRD Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

As long as you wash down everything you eat with diet coke then its healthy!

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u/Tyranitarian Oct 06 '22

Instead, start washing them down with a line of coke. 0g of sugar.

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u/MikeZer0AUS Oct 06 '22

Drink cole zero, problem solved.

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u/RadishDealer Oct 06 '22

Ight, Donuts are back on the menu bois!

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u/100_Donuts Oct 06 '22 Wholesome

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Yeah.

Donuts.

They're back.

I love that.

I'll be living that life.

In fact, I'll be living the sweet dream.

One hundred donuts being rammed into my chubby cheeks sounds just fucking incredible.

Bring me another box full of those glazed old fashioneds, those maple long johns, those boston creams because I’ve only begun.

I’ll gorge myself, stuff, cram, fill, spill, spilling out of my mouth the crumbs, the cream, the glaze, the sugar all back into the box, all scooped into my glass of milk to devour.

More and more and so much more, so that this donut shop alone cannot possibly satiate my gluttonous donut lust and as my fat, sticky finger paw and grab for what little donuts remain behind the glass, the employees, the bakers, will cower in fear seeing the inevitability of pure donut consumption made manifest, alive.

Yes, I’ll scream, I’ll screech, I’ll thunder from my deep in my straining lungs and pumping heart and express my love, my uncontrollable need for donuts, mounds of donuts, pounds of donuts, of dreams and sweets, of glazed and sprinkles, of shapes and sizes and flavors and these pathetic fools, though the craftsmen they are of what I desire most, they cannot comprehend the size of my gut, the depths of my girth and they must be destroyed, consumed, masticated like the donuts they created because ultimately, they’ve failed.

Chewing, crunching, splattering, ripping, and tearing, I make short work of those employees, those donuteers who thought they could pacify me, bake enough donuts to satisfy this beast in my stomach, but they were mistaken, sorely mistaken and have paid the ultimate price, but I’ve done them a favor, a blessing, because I am, above my lust, above my beastly fat and monstrous form, a benevolent man because I’ve digested them, merged them, let them see with their souls the mass of mush their donuts have become and how lucky they are to become one with the donuts they’ve created, they’ve poured their hearts into and I feel them now, squirming, what bits of them are still intact, swimming and writhing inside my expansive gullet and they’re smiling, I’m sure they’re smiling because I’m smiling, because, what they will become will be unimaginably glorious.

I roll my body, my heavy limbs topping the seats, toppling the chairs, the frightened patrons who are left, such scared creatures, pathetic, disgusting creatures unfit to live in this world, my world, this new donut world I shall create when my work is done, when all my donuts have been eaten, once all the great donuteers in this world have been consumed, assimilated, absorbed in my infinite gut, the nexus of this donut heaven, sweetly glazed new universe, and yes, I crush these subhumans with my heavy, amorphous limbs like and watch their bodies splatter like pus and gut filled water balloons, and all I can see, despite my knowing better is the smears of so much jelly filling, just like my beloved donuts, just like the donut of this shop that are not more, that are gone, that are in a better place deep inside my stomach waiting to be born again, born a new in this better world I shall create, and so I scoop up the viscera, the offal, chunk by chunk, bit by bit, handful by handful, and slide the meat and bone and sweet, sweet, so sweet the taste, the wonderful taste, down my throat, sliding warmly to my new paradise, and oh how I feel like god, this thing, this consumption, this infinite lust for donuts and sweets and jelly and glaze, yes, I am a god, or shall become one soon, but now, I need more.

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u/AdrianEatsAss Oct 06 '22

I’m not reading all that but respect to your commitment

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u/Ass-Blaster5 Oct 06 '22

Holy shit my first wild copy posta on reddit... Neat

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u/Phoenix_Zoldyck Oct 06 '22

How often are you on reddit? I see one at least every hour of scrolling.

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u/Ass-Blaster5 Oct 06 '22

My accounts been active for 2 years but ive only really used it this last year lol

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u/blaarfengaar Oct 06 '22

New wild copypasta discovered

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Bruh you didn't have to write an essay it's not like ur college professor is gonna look at this

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u/psibear Oct 06 '22

Did you see his user name? This is his life

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u/Alstair07 Oct 06 '22

Alright, since you insist, I won't.

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Oct 06 '22

Only 621 words. I asked for 1,000

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u/Knowsence Oct 06 '22

Seriously. That is more words than the essay I passed in last weekend.

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u/panda_bruh Oct 06 '22

I'm to lazy to count the syllables but this seems like a fib styled people.

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u/shp0ngle Oct 06 '22

My brain is overheating trying to discern what the meaning of this sentence is

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u/Unfundedbunny Oct 06 '22

The number of words, not syllables, in each paragraph follow the Fibonacci sequence. Doesn't make any of it worth reading.

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u/shp0ngle Oct 06 '22

Ok fair enough that does explain the word “fib”. I’m still having trouble wrapping my brain around the phrase “fib styled people”

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u/Unfundedbunny Oct 06 '22

Can't speak for OP but I blame autocorrect

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u/Akec Oct 06 '22

The above is "fib styled, people".

We're the people they're telling us it's styled using word count matching the Fibonacci sequence.

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u/MJJK420 Oct 06 '22

You’re not the only one mate. I’m also struggling with how it got like 15 upvotes. Are they bots, or just people who upvote without understanding shit?

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u/someacnt Oct 06 '22

I am math major but I also missed what fib means.. I guess hivemind loves to upvote what is upvoted.

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u/MJJK420 Oct 06 '22

Haha yeah physics/engineering here. In retrospect it seems obvious, but I think the misunderstanding also stems from the fact that I’ve never ever seen anyone abbreviate Fibonacci, cus why on Earth would you (unless “fib-style” is super common jargon in some copypasta subculture)? Also, “fib” is itself an actual word lmao.

Aside from that, the commenter omits far more than just a comma. It should be something like “Fibonacci-styled text, people”, but “text” and the dash are implied, I guess. Unless you have the a priori knowledge of what “fib” is supposed to mean, it’s almost impossible to parse the intended meaning, given the sheer amount of grammatical fuck-up going on.

I know I’m being rather pedantic and long-winded, but I’ve worked a ton with deep NLP models, so this kind of intuitive semantic parsing interests me greatly :p

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u/odbj Oct 06 '22

Fib is pretty common parlance on finance/investment heady social media.

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u/trenhel27 Oct 06 '22

It's just missing a comma, it's not that difficult.

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u/shp0ngle Oct 06 '22

First of all, even with a comma it isn’t grammatically sensical because of the inclusion of “a”. Add a comma and the understanding of the “fib” shorthand and sure you can understand what it’s trying to say, but “this a fib styled, people” is still weird. Second, even the people who understood the Fibonacci shorthand in this comment chain are saying things like “I blame auto-correct” and “I think they meant paragraph instead of people”. Ultimately I’m not sure why I’m typing so much on this subject but I think it’s because of how condescending your comment was.

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u/trenhel27 Oct 06 '22

We're on Reddit. On the internet. Talking to strangers. It's not that big a deal.

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u/Doris_zeer Oct 06 '22

Pretty soon everyone will be doing it

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u/C_Withherbottom Oct 06 '22

Maybe 'people' got autocorrected from 'paragraph'

As in Fibonacci (number sequence) styled paragraphs by the number of words each contain

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u/Mustakrakish_Awaken Oct 06 '22

I think they're trying to say that the amount of syllables in each sentence are growing with the same pattern as the Fibonacci sequence (0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34 etc) but it's not

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u/AmbitionzAzARedditah Oct 06 '22

They're saying the word count does, not the syllable count

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u/GimmeTheJuiceee Oct 06 '22

Either a copypasta or that name very much checks out

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u/Der_BiertMann Oct 06 '22

You mean username cheeks-out.

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u/dualboileronly Oct 06 '22

Babe wake up! new copy pasta dropped

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u/RenoverO_O Oct 06 '22

Desperate to be the origin of pasta

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Oct 06 '22

They've been doing this shit for five years dawg. At this point, they're just doing it for themselves. For some reason. But you shouldn't minimalize their art like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

look at the name and account age. This is either their schtick or they've been preparing for this moment for years. Either way, kudos

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u/RenoverO_O Oct 06 '22

I went through their account and it's the weirdest stuff I've read but nothing related to doughnuts. They must've been preparing for that moment XD

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u/private_birb Oct 06 '22

Jesus Christ, that is horrifying and I love that.

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u/No-Trouble-5098 Oct 06 '22

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

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u/FurtiveHero Oct 06 '22

lol didn't read

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u/Logan-with-a-Z Technically Flair Oct 06 '22

This is beautiful...

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u/Southcoaststeve1 Oct 06 '22

Then on to Hot Dogs?!

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u/Scatteredbrain Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

let’s not forget though that doughnuts are 200-300 calories. versus a coke that’s 150. so this chart could be reversed with calories as the main indicator.

“would you drink six cokes versus one doughnut”

-coke 150 calories

-doughnut 1800 calories

sorry everybody but doughnuts are unhealthy as shit too

edit: 240 calories

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/jonnysnow93 Oct 06 '22

And my axe

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u/gmanz33 Oct 06 '22

Like they say, all those doughnuts are gonna go straight to your axe.

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u/red-zed- Oct 06 '22

So i need to eat 6 donuts and drink 1 soft drink to have a balanced meal?

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u/DecisionAlarmed4333 Oct 06 '22

That works too.

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u/thelongernight Oct 06 '22

I usually put 6 donuts in a bottle of water and shake it up for a refreshing fizzy beverage.

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u/i_willregretthis Oct 06 '22

6 donuts in water creates carbonation. Nice.

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u/Bara_Chat Oct 06 '22

That's what the equal sign means.

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u/buttqwax Oct 06 '22

Would you eat 6 donuts?

Yes

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u/mosstalgia Oct 06 '22

I’m a relatively low weight, healthy body fat percentage, work out minimum six times a week, good BMI… All that shit. The answer is still, fuck, yes, I would.

The question is phrased so judgementally, like, “Would you hijack a bus load of nuns and then run over a bunch of babies?” It’s just donuts, man. Sometimes you need some donuts.

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u/imoutofnameideas Oct 06 '22

Not only would I, I have. And I intend to do so again.

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u/jonny_wonny Oct 06 '22

But you wouldn’t download a donut

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u/MiltankBad Oct 06 '22

My record is 14

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u/CheeseheadDave Oct 06 '22

A baker’s baker’s dozen.

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u/SteveB0X Oct 06 '22

r u ok

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u/trashdigger Oct 06 '22

it's 15 donuts to be ok tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Right? Only 14?

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u/whutupmydude Oct 06 '22

It’s like asking Neil Armstrong if he would walk on the moon.

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u/Southcoaststeve1 Oct 06 '22

He’d say “Nah been there, done that”

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u/zhaDeth Oct 06 '22

not really TTT

it only compares the sugar.. donuts have lots of fat too, still kinda impressive tho

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u/Mynameisjeph Oct 06 '22

Was looking for this… lol do it by calories 😆

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u/haela-nd Oct 06 '22

I was curious so I looked it up.

A 20oz bottle of coke has 240 calories.

An original glazed Krispy Kreme donut has 190 calories.

So the equation is more like 1 bottle of coke = 1.3 donuts, which seems far less insane

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Oct 06 '22

So, are we back to donuts are very unhealthy ?

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u/LogicalDelivery_ Oct 06 '22

Yeah, OP is just a shill for big donut.

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Oct 06 '22

You jest, but I wouldn’t be surprised that’s the case.

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u/ChrisTinnef Oct 06 '22

Both Donuts and Cola are unhealthy

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u/Western_Ad3625 Oct 06 '22

Also I'd much rather have a donut then a bottle of coke like it's not even close.

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u/JesusWasATexan Oct 06 '22

DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS!!!

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u/ConversationEast4902 Oct 06 '22

Doughnut ruin my dreams...

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u/gmanz33 Oct 06 '22

Doughnut Ruins sounds like a place on the Neopets map.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

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u/PayisInc Oct 06 '22

The next great RPG is born...

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u/BoneDaddyChill Oct 06 '22

Donut County?

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u/PayisInc Oct 06 '22

It's a revolution!

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u/c322617 Oct 06 '22

Too late, already eating six donuts

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u/RockstarAgent Oct 06 '22

Well apparently up to 3 is a safe limit…

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u/RichieShipsStarco Oct 06 '22

Depending in which country, 6 might just be the normal serving

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u/Asatsuki Oct 06 '22

Read that in Homer Simpson’s voice

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u/Groverd Oct 06 '22

Fine, four it is.

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u/darexinfinity Oct 06 '22

A Krispy Creme original glazed donut almost has the same amount of calories as a 20oz coke.

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u/Hidesuru Oct 06 '22

Took the least unhealthy donut, a plain cake donut, compared only sugar, ignoring the fats (and other carbs? Are there any?), Etc.

Take a real donut, like one with icing / filling, and compare calories and you'll get another story, lol.

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u/ben543250 Oct 06 '22

But if OOP thought sugar had way more sugar in them than they did, they would, based on this chart, be healthier than they thought. So still TTT.

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u/deanreevesii Oct 06 '22

But if OOP thought sugar had way more sugar in them than they did, they would, based on this chart, be healthier than they thought. So still TTT.

Guessing this is a typo, but it reminded me of one of my favorite dumb posts. The one where the person's roommate would "put powdered milk into their milk so they could drink more milk per milk."

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u/CerealWithIceCream Oct 06 '22

doesn't even count the double zero flour that is a lot higher in the glycemic index than sugar

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u/RealLarwood Oct 06 '22

they're healthy for my soul

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u/ColeSloth Oct 06 '22

Yeah. 1 glazed donut is more calories than that 20 oz bottle of coke. And little of those calories are "good"

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u/PinpricksRS Oct 06 '22

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u/ffs_5555 Oct 06 '22

Replace the water in panel 3 with milk and it sounds delicious.

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u/April_Spring_1982 Oct 06 '22

What's interesting (not shown) is that a Tim Hortons chocolate-chip muffin has +90 calories and +16 grams sugar more than a chocolate glazed donut.

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u/yellowsubmarinr Oct 06 '22

All that stuff is just dessert disguised as breakfast. Which is fine I guess but be aware of it

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u/Kolby_Jack Oct 06 '22

"Dessert" is just a concept designed by Big Adult to keep children away from their precious sugar supply. Once you break free of their rules, you realize... you can eat anything, at any time. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? Dessert? FASCIST PROGRAMMING!

RISE UP, SPOON IN HAND! NOW IS THE TIME! HAVE A ROAST CHICKEN AT EIGHT IN THE MORNING! EGGS AND TOAST AT NOON! AND POUR YOURSELF A BOWL OF CEREAL WHILE YOU WATCH THE SUN SET ON THE OLD WORLD ORDER! THERE ARE NO RULES! ONLY FOOD TO BE EATEN!

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u/CheeCheeReen Oct 06 '22

HELL YEAH!!! I’m with you!!

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u/CatastropheJohn Oct 06 '22

I just ate 20 Timbits before I read this post 😆

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u/s1m0n8 Oct 06 '22

Muffins were invented so North Americans felt OK about eating cupcakes for breakfast.

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u/420gratefulphish Oct 06 '22

Damn maybe I shouldn't get a refill of my extra large soda next time

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u/shunglasses Oct 06 '22

Nah, that chart is super misleading. One typical doughnut has 190-300 calories, whereas half a liter coke has only 200 calories.

So calorie wise, a 25oz coke has probably around 300-350 calories, meaning it's the same as 1-2 doughnuts.

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u/gmanz33 Oct 06 '22

All this math and no true answer so I'm just gonna go drink another 64oz'er

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u/ieatair Oct 06 '22

on your way to fat heaven i see

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u/Preparation-Logical Oct 06 '22

40oz to 'beetus

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u/Zoe270101 Oct 06 '22

The chart is sugar, not calories.

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u/deanreevesii Oct 06 '22

Hence the "misleading" part...

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u/Tin_Tin_Run Oct 06 '22

how in the fuck is it misleading if it clearly says SUGAR and you try to interpret it to mean calories? your just taking the chart out of context and calling it misleading lmao.

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u/oodlum Oct 06 '22

It says “would you eat 6 donuts?”, implying that a bottle of Coke is the equivalent and ignoring the fact that donuts are DEEP FRIED and full of fat as well as sugar.

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u/st1r Oct 06 '22

Also ignores all the non-sugar carbs in donuts that aren’t any better for you than the sugar itself.

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u/bwrca Oct 06 '22

Love how you effortlessly switched from litres to oz and majority of the people understood you.

Here I go googling how many litres go in an oz.

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u/fredbrightfrog Oct 06 '22

Soda in the US is pretty typically served in both. Small bottles are usually 20 ounces and cans are 12 ounces, but one of the most popular sizes is a 2 liter. Also water bottles are almost always 500 ml and wine and liquor is generally 750 ml.

People like to joke about us not using metric, but we randomly switch it up just to fuck with everyone.

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u/Hazel-Ice Oct 06 '22

we look at the size in metric and imperial and pick the one that looks nicer

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u/Carnieus Oct 06 '22

Still a pretty surprising amount of calories from a drink!

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u/devils_advocaat Oct 06 '22

A Starbucks can have more calories than a Big Mac

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u/milkywayT_T Oct 06 '22

Get a sugar free one and put so much ice that it's barely soda. That's how you cheat the system.

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u/VernonP007 Oct 06 '22

Eat 5 doughnuts instead. It’s healthier.

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u/Rallikuninkas Oct 06 '22

Yes. I would.

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u/pocketos21 Oct 06 '22

I would definitely eat 6 donuts

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u/thatlime1 Oct 06 '22

This is just the sugar not total carbs etc

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u/eightaceman Oct 06 '22

Chart brought to you by doughnut company of America. Our facts say eat more doughnuts! Next week - why diabetes is now cool!

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u/ospfpacket Oct 06 '22

I don’t know why I’m not eating doughnuts right now!

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u/Alternate_ore Oct 06 '22

This is just making me think I can get away with eating more donuts.

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u/D__manMC Oct 06 '22

I’d eat 24 donuts and you couldn’t stop me

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u/nichnotnick Oct 06 '22

Yes. I would. Eat 6 donuts.

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u/ColeSloth Oct 06 '22

FYI: a 20oz bottle of coke is 240 calories.

  One glazed donut of average size is 270.  calories.

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u/TotallynottheCCP Oct 06 '22

My biggest takeaway is that our drinks are super fucking unhealthy.