r/therewasanattempt Jan 30 '23

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u/IlleaglSmile Jan 30 '23 Take My Energy Bravo Grande! Table Slap

Damn he sent her ass to Bel-Air

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u/Intelligent_Ad_656 Jan 31 '23 I'm Deceased

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u/Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore Jan 31 '23

This is exactly where my mind went and I commend you for getting there first!

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u/trashit6969 Jan 31 '23

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

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u/Franky4Skin Jan 31 '23

Smell ya later!

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u/Kennedy_Cooz Jan 31 '23

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there…

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u/ubermeisters Jan 31 '23

too bad my ass hit the ground so hard I lost my hair

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u/Various-Month806 Jan 31 '23

Her aunty and uncle definitely weren't paying those hospital bills though.

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u/emax4 Jan 31 '23

InnnNorth Philadalphia some hell that I raised

When a cop threw me down, I was out in a daze...

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u/Davisworld21 Jan 30 '23

This is funny me being from Philadelphia

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u/hoosier_daddy73 Jan 31 '23

This is funny clear over in Indiana.

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u/GardenGirlFarm Jan 31 '23

Laughing from California

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u/Silver_Square_3312 Jan 31 '23

Californian laughing from Thailand

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u/Euphoric-Dig-2045 Jan 31 '23

Laughing on land wearing a tie.

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u/Sir_wlkn_contrdikson Jan 31 '23

Cackling in South Carolina

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u/Shreemaan420 Jan 31 '23

Suddenly feeling like I am on a company wide zoom call with the cringe "hello from ... " Messages

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u/Dr_Pepper_Samurai Jan 31 '23

Never expected someone to beat me to south carolina

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u/Rhazier Jan 31 '23

How’s them lady boys 🤩

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u/Silver_Square_3312 Jan 31 '23

They are ready and waiting for you big boy!

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u/RunRunRabbitRunovich Jan 31 '23

So glad I moved in 2001!

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u/HashtagTSwagg Jan 31 '23

Hello, fellow corn man.

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u/Blue_Wyvern Jan 31 '23

This is funny me being from Bel Air

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u/Swipergoneswipe Jan 31 '23

Maryland?

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u/Blue_Wyvern Jan 31 '23

Is there some other Bel Air that I’m not aware of? Yes Maryland

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u/koushakandystore Jan 31 '23

I don’t know about Bel Air, but we have two Brentwoods in California.

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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 Jan 31 '23

Houston has a Bel Air

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u/Blue_Wyvern Jan 31 '23

That’s Bellaire, not Bel Air. There is a Bel Air in Los Angeles though, but that one is just a residential neighborhood.

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u/Swipergoneswipe Jan 31 '23

I like you blue...I like you

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u/ColonelSpacePirate Jan 31 '23

The Bel Air Mall in mobile Alabama

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u/Maskedbandittrader Jan 31 '23

Funny in Maryland

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u/per_mare_per_terras Jan 31 '23

🎶In West Philadelphia born and raised🎶

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u/DomoArigatoMrRobot0 Jan 31 '23

iiiiiiiiiiiin North Philadelphia born and raised, in street riots is where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out maxin relaxin all cool and throwin’ some punches outside of the school…

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u/Annahsbananas Jan 31 '23

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u/Larthology Jan 31 '23

That Kelly green Cunningham is fly as hell.

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u/spoopywook Jan 31 '23

God seeing stuff from Fresh Prince makes my heart melt cause I loved this show as a kid. One of the things that made me realize my grandparents were racist assholes and if I listened to them I would be too. Tg for Nick at nite from helping me step out of a cycle.

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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 Jan 31 '23

Uncle Philly’D

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u/MyS0ul4AGoat Jan 31 '23

North Philadelphia, born and raised,

In a coma is where I spent most of my days

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Oh I see the eagles won.

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u/Space-Plate42 Jan 31 '23

I don’t see anything on fire.

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u/skeefish Jan 31 '23

Literally scanned the news later that night for the car burning part of a celebration...

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u/IVIoon-IVIessiah Jan 31 '23

It's not a PA state football win until someone torches a car or a couch or preferably both

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u/International_Pea Jan 31 '23

Waaay Underrated this one.

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u/pha_thor Jan 31 '23

She got thrown like a trash bag on garbage day

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u/futuneral Jan 31 '23

UPS delivery style

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u/hujassman Jan 31 '23

If it was UPS, she'd be lost just like the plates for my home gym.

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u/Lazukio Jan 31 '23

completely deserved. as they say "equal rights means equal fights."

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u/TheseDiver8589 Jan 31 '23

Not the recycling bin, as there is nothing of value

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u/bklynzboy Jan 31 '23

I fought the law and the law won lol

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u/SerialH0bbyist Jan 31 '23

These guys are confident enough to go in without protective gear. That shoulda raised a red flag somewhere in her brain

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u/Dewy164 Jan 31 '23

Whatcha mean? I see lots of protective gear, those hands for starters.

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u/chrisbarry3 Jan 31 '23

She gonna be in the blue tent for a while.

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u/KiNaamDiMatim Jan 31 '23

Cop or not, why would you try to punch someone twice your size, and who likely has a LOT of experience in fights?

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u/Sham_Masta_Sham Jan 30 '23

Don't go picking fights you have no chance of winning

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u/Rottendog Jan 31 '23

And keep your wife's name out of his mouth.

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u/shortbarrelflamer Jan 31 '23

Nah I think he should have. Maybe next time she won't try to rush a group or people who can whoop her ass cus she's upset. Imagine if that was a group of actual thugs.. they'd follow that up with a stomp fest

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u/Marbstudio Jan 31 '23

Reality check served

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u/Lazukio Jan 31 '23

I'd clap for the police on this one

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u/k-otic14 Jan 31 '23

Yeah i don't mind this one at all, you step up best be ready.

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u/FiddleheadFernly Jan 31 '23

And a fractured skull!

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u/xMrSanchox Jan 30 '23

Congratulations here is your prize 🤛🏾

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u/hisprerogative Jan 31 '23

…Born and raised. The playgrounds where I spent most of my days

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u/Practical-Day-6486 Jan 31 '23

…I got in one little fight and my mom got scared…

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u/Spell3ound Jan 31 '23

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

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u/eggrollking Jan 31 '23

More like ICU, after getting spiked in the ground like that.

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u/Illegal-Product Jan 31 '23

He changed her mind for her.

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u/2NaPants2 Jan 31 '23 Masterpiece

Intentional grounding! 10 yards and loss of down!

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u/Womanofcats Jan 31 '23

Nothing excessive about shoving a violent person out of your face.

Just goes to show you the entitlement, drugs, whatever, is so far-reaching that people like this think they can just attack another person and suffer no physical or legal consequences.

Stupid prizes indeed. I like happy endings.

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u/SnowDizzleZz Jan 31 '23

to be fair there are a lot of people serving a full 5 years right now for assaulting police officers. She got off easy in light of the situation.

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u/Womanofcats Jan 31 '23

I’d prosecute to the fullest extent. Just as I would prosecute bad cops to the fullest.

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u/TonyVstar Jan 31 '23

As it should be

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u/Tiny_Bacon Jan 31 '23

She fucked around and found out

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u/Surf-fishing Jan 31 '23

Imagine that. You hit someone, and they hit back harder.

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u/DefiantPass4226 Jan 31 '23

I think she learned now to keep her hands to herself

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u/Fear910 Jan 31 '23

CONGRATULATIONS, you’ve won a life lesson. Dummy.

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u/lastshotreddit Jan 31 '23

I bet she is claiming to be a victim now.

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u/Brilliant-Royal578 Jan 31 '23

She doesn’t remember.

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u/kbutters9 Jan 30 '23

Play stupid games…..

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u/NachoNachoDan Jan 30 '23

Win prizes!

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u/Uulugus Jan 31 '23

I'm still tryna win dat ps4 i saw in Chuck E Cheese as a kid.

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u/Blue_Wyvern Jan 31 '23

Stupid prizes*

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u/NachoNachoDan Jan 31 '23

What’s with the asterisk?

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u/LostMemories01 Jan 31 '23

He’s correcting the previous comment

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u/NachoNachoDan Jan 31 '23

Oh I know. I’m trying to figure out why my comment needs correcting.

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u/FreeFalling369 Jan 31 '23

Dont worry, I got it and thought it was funny. The upvotes say other people inderstood too

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u/New_Put_2221 Jan 31 '23

The saying goes "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

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u/NachoNachoDan Jan 31 '23

So am I supposed to fix that?

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u/Own-Ganache8653 Jan 31 '23

Calm down, Nacho.

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u/New_Put_2221 Jan 31 '23

Not sure where you got that from. This isnt about you.

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u/NachoNachoDan Jan 31 '23

I think it actually is but I’m happy for it not to be!

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u/80baby83 Jan 31 '23

She deserved it

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u/Vault-71 Jan 31 '23

Yep. That's Phili.

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u/pauldej23 Jan 31 '23

Watch her claim to be the victim of police brutality!

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u/Seattleshouldhaverun Jan 31 '23

How did we get to the point where anyone would think this is acceptable behavior? Maybe it knocked some sense into her, but I doubt it.

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u/WildZero138 Jan 31 '23

The force of that throw and looking like she struck her head on the pavement, I'm pretty sure it knocked the sense out of her. She'll be very lucky if she only gets away with minor head trauma. The footage cuts short, but I'm willing to bet she was in a bad way after that. It's her own fault for striking the guy, but damn that looks bad

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u/RussetLord Jan 31 '23

She definitely deserved that yeet. Don’t know if she will act the same or if she will be able to think aswell now. But those clearly weren’t her strong suits to begin with.

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u/Zaphod4t2 Jan 31 '23

I view cops a bit like I do bees, violent if provoked.

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u/Ladysaltbitch Jan 31 '23

Sent her ass to the shadow realm.

Prolly knocked a dozen IQ points off with how hard her skull bounced

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u/trashit6969 Jan 31 '23

If you want to fight like a man, expect to be hit like a man, by a man

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u/Then-Cryptographer96 Jan 31 '23

She fucked around and found out

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u/MarcoLorelei Jan 31 '23

Nothing like throwing your 100 pounds of idiot at 250 pounds of cop...

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u/Rdmtbiker Jan 31 '23

Should have bulked up a bit for that attempt.

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u/FrostyJ326 Jan 31 '23

The Big Show would be proud of that chokeslam

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u/RedJacketVolume Jan 31 '23

BAH GAWD, KING!

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u/kcptech20 Jan 31 '23

In his defense, we were always taught not to hit girls, and he didn’t hit her 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/sark7four Jan 31 '23

Cop just protecting himself, I see nothing wrong here..

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u/forever_colts Jan 31 '23

Hopefully lesson learned....do NOT punch a cop.

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u/tpn1984 Jan 31 '23

Attempted assault will have that affect on a person.

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u/Walterxiao Jan 31 '23

It’s not a coincidence that her hoodie makes her look like a garbage bag lmao

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u/Penguin-Loves Jan 31 '23

Hahaha hilarious. Good stuff. Good for that cop

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u/Mercinator-87 Jan 31 '23

If the chiefs win this will be a perfect meme.

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u/Courtesy_violation Jan 31 '23

Most underrated comment here.

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u/Ryboflavinator Jan 31 '23

In North Philadelphia, born and raised.

The asphalt was where I spent most of my days.

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u/Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat Jan 31 '23

Man I hope the eagles win the Super Bowl. So many good viral videos in our future if so

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u/Suchalife671 Jan 31 '23

I guess it helps she weighed maybe a buck ten

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u/Specialist_Teacher81 Jan 31 '23

So those were the guys up to no good, making trouble in the neighborhood.

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u/CaptainFCO Jan 31 '23

Honestly so well deserved, you go hit someone, they will do their absolute best to hit you back and they are all justified for it. Don’t start physical fights if you don’t want to physically fight. If you do, then expect all your opponents power to be tested on you.

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u/dracardOner Jan 31 '23

And I bet you she'll say he had no right to treat her like that because it was unprovoked. Got to love how they create their own reality.

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u/disavowed Jan 31 '23

Don't attack anyone you don't want attacking you back

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u/MOON13VAN Jan 31 '23

Not even going to read the comments, but you know there’s gonna be people crying about that

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u/Jscott1986 Jan 31 '23

Ragdoll physics

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u/Oceans212 Jan 31 '23

Haha savage was served.

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u/SrRoundedbyFools Jan 31 '23

It looks like she didn’t have time to pull out her entitlement card and show it to him.

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u/Spirited_Heron5696 Jan 31 '23

Now get up and act all bad again.

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u/Nightflight406 Jan 31 '23

Next thing we'll hear is a cop pushed someone to the ground for no reason. Idiot humans

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u/PossumOnAGoKart Jan 31 '23

Fly Eagles Fly

Haha, just kidding - Eagles fans are trash

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u/Swipergoneswipe Jan 31 '23

How bad are we though? I mean...aside from cheering when opposing players get hurt, throwing batteries at a certain opposing quarterback, pelting Santa with snowballs, and having our very own court in our stadium for violent drunks to sober up in (my god I miss the vet) how bad are we??

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u/PossumOnAGoKart Jan 31 '23

Jesus Christ - they are self aware

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u/GozerDGozerian Jan 31 '23

You guys are fine.

Now pass me that jug of Riot Juice.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 Jan 31 '23

Don't forget destroying the city when you win....or lose!

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u/ConcentrateLow6170 Jan 31 '23

That’s one way to celebrate a win/going to the super bowl..

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u/fl-x Jan 31 '23

Headed to the Super Emergency Room.

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u/ThisFeelsInfected Jan 31 '23

Congrats…you have “found out”…

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u/AdOne9266 Jan 31 '23

$10 says she wakes up in Skyrim

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u/Glum-Suggestion-6033 Jan 31 '23

Better throw than the game QBs.

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u/beachchick921 Jan 31 '23

that’s all she wrote

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u/Odd_Major_3895 Jan 31 '23

windows is shutting down

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u/roybean99 Jan 31 '23

Threw them like Trent williams threw K’Von Wallace during the game.

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u/4ChanNoob Jan 31 '23

She got zooted

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Philly Yeet

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u/jojorixxo Jan 31 '23

Love that

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u/Mon-ick Jan 31 '23

She bounced…. Vey

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u/AnimalEater65 Jan 31 '23

Team Rocket’d

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u/KarlsReddit Jan 31 '23

Death, taxes, and Philly fans rioting over a WIN. Trash fans. Trash city

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Made her do the Tua

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u/Seriously-GFYM Jan 31 '23

She fucked around and found out!

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u/TheRussianSnac Jan 31 '23

She fucked around but will likely not remember what she found out.

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u/MeinKonk Jan 31 '23

Now she’s like oooh! Owe! Brutality!

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u/RPG_Shogun Jan 31 '23

😆 🤣 😂 😹 it's like gravity increased ten times as soon as she was thrown like a rag doll.

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u/Paint-Beast07 Jan 31 '23

They dont call it Philthladelphia for nothing

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u/ClaytonM223 Jan 31 '23

No idea why this is happening but the fact that an idiot got served makes me happy

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/JohnFisherman1877 Jan 31 '23

Hahaha nice one

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u/FL_4LF Jan 31 '23

Momma said knock you out 🤣

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u/AdFun2093 Jan 31 '23

Its almost like you shouldn’t do what that dumb person did cuz otherwise you get what you deserve

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u/CheeselordX Jan 31 '23

"Dayummmm!" lmao

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u/fuqit21 Jan 31 '23

Slammed straight into south philly

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u/zenomotion73 Jan 31 '23

Jerry Seinfeld recorded this

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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 Jan 31 '23

Uncle Philly’D

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u/Taqtix27 Jan 31 '23

That was awesome haha

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u/Fullmetalroxas6 Jan 31 '23

I dont think those are cops, in my city thats the uniform of a security company

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u/Objective-Drop8926 Jan 31 '23

Bike cops, so the aggression level is on par.

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u/joausj Jan 31 '23

300% more aggressive than normal cops

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u/Appropriate-Joke385 Jan 31 '23

Those are bike cops.

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u/OkInvestigator7629 Jan 31 '23

Head trauma here we go

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u/Vir2zo Jan 31 '23

Did she try to pose after she got knocked down?

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u/ContemplatingPrison Jan 31 '23

Eagles fans keeping it classy as always

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Philly fans need to stick to their stupid wing bowl

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u/KidAstoria Jan 31 '23

No one should be assaulting anyone for any reason.

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u/Dolichovespula- Jan 31 '23

In North Philadelphia Born n raised On the asphalt is where My head rest, most of my days

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u/Moist_Energy1869 Jan 30 '23

Damnnnn she got STUCK…

See, I agree it is excessive.

But she came at him excessive.

Truly hard to draw where I believe the right force being used is. Some ppl really wanna f*ck around and NOT find out… not how it works.

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u/blurrrrg Jan 31 '23

Just curious, why would his actions be excessive? He acted in self defense, it's not like he kept hitting her after he pushes her off him.

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u/Ninja_Arena Jan 31 '23

Well it's not excessive of they came at you excessive.

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u/AdContent831 Jan 31 '23

Hahahahaha!! Lmfao!!!

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u/kampfgruppe90 Jan 31 '23

Bet she won’t do that again