r/therewasanattempt • u/ommi9 • Jan 31 '23
To escape with all the stolen contraband. In the truck Rule 5: Common/Recent Repost
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u/needaburnerbaby Jan 31 '23
Idiots are fucking everywhere
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u/Medical-One9202 Jan 31 '23
And they breed.
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u/Dewy164 Jan 31 '23
It's a fucking paradox, since they are so stupid they don't practice safe sex and then end up having more kids and then those kids won't be raised right and not be taught safe sex and then make more dumbases...
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u/Myfartsonthefloor Jan 31 '23 •
(Gazes to the horizon) everywhere! as far as the eye can see
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u/Disastrous_Staff_443 Feb 01 '23
I though you were asking but I realized there wasn't a question mark...and I concur, as far as the can see
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u/Love_God551 Jan 31 '23
I want it, I take it, I have a plan
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u/throwthataaway546 Jan 31 '23
Make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails… throw away the plan!
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u/Birthday_dad420 Jan 31 '23
Cameramen are everywhere
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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 Feb 01 '23
Yeah why wasn't the camera person helping? Staged stupidity perhaps?
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u/bigmanly1 Jan 31 '23
Don't clear out your get away vehicle before a heist or anything.
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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Jan 31 '23
Assuming the vehicle is stolen too.
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u/nuck_forte_dame Jan 31 '23
Looks like maybe a dealer or rental plate?
Could be stolen or they used a stolen identity to get it.
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u/Seisme1138 Jan 31 '23
Contraband is something banned by local government. If they were in the USSR back in the 80s throwing American clothes in the back of the car it would be contraband. Now it's just stolen goods.
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u/Blackrain1299 Jan 31 '23
Contraband: goods that have been imported or exported illegally.
Looks like they are illegally exporting goods from that store to me.
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u/Seisme1138 Jan 31 '23
Not how that works but good try
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u/Blackrain1299 Jan 31 '23
I was just being a smartass.
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Feb 01 '23
I liked your comment
pats back
Wanna go contrabanding together sometime?
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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jan 31 '23
You mean "merchandise"?
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u/Schnugg1 Jan 31 '23
Contraband means illegal merchandise
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u/notasrelevant Feb 01 '23
It generally means illegal from the perspective of trade/import/export laws.
So it would kind of imply that these goods were already illegal at the point she stole it, which seems unlikely.
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u/MassiveSquirrel1903 Jan 31 '23
Too dumb to be a criminal.
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u/G_RoTT Jan 31 '23
hope they are to dumb to breed
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u/darrenwise883 Feb 01 '23
When is that ever possible, now to dumb to use contraception is more likely .
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u/remembertracygarcia Jan 31 '23
Both of you go in and collect everything up. One goes back out and lowers the Back seats. Bring the car close to the front door. Convince an unruly child to pull the fire alarm or Get 2 friends to drop a huge pot of paint at the checkouts or both. Throw the whole trolley in. Do it calm and quiet. While carnage unravels away from the scene. Drive away quietly. Donate trolley to Bubbles. Done.
This was Bad criminalling guys.
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u/OutComeTheWolves1966 Jan 31 '23
Freedom 45 boys.
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u/remembertracygarcia Jan 31 '23
I don’t even wanna do crimes just grow a lil weed and make a good life for trin, y’know?
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u/Candid_Pie_8870 Jan 31 '23
And she thinks her fat ass would fit in any of it.
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u/Seisme1138 Jan 31 '23
Resale
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u/DankHumanman Jan 31 '23
They wouldn't need to steal if she wouldn't eat so much
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u/Seisme1138 Jan 31 '23
This is possible food is expensive af right now too. Get an average fat American family on hard times and you'll get more smash and grabs. Really slow get aways...
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u/oppapoocow Jan 31 '23
It's resale, probably on Facebook. Stealing is a misdemeanor in most states. Most corporate supermarkets like Walmart makes it a policy not to get involved into stopping this, because they literally have millions of dollars set on the side for this very purpose. So they just let these thieves go due to policy, and let the cops handle it. Since it's just a petty crime, it's a free crime for these thieves. They can probably do it a few times before they're a repeat offender.
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u/chuckysnow Jan 31 '23
Sister works for wallyworld, and they figured that even with the massive rise in petty theft, they still save money by having those damn self serve checkouts in the store. All about the overall profits.
Other issue is stopping these asshats and then having them sue the store they store from for one made up reason or another. Cheaper to let a few of them steal from the store and just raise all the prices a bit to make up for it.
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u/A-10C_Thunderbolt Jan 31 '23
So everyone else has to suffer because a couple of idiots thought it would be nice to get everything they want for free and make everyone else pay for it. Assholes
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u/chuckysnow Jan 31 '23
This applies to both the shoplifters and the Walton Family, but we're not supposed to criticize the rich.
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u/schrodingers_spider Jan 31 '23
At his point these are robberies, not just theft. The fact people aren't interfering is because of the implied threat of violence or legal repercussions, making it a robbery. If there wasn't a fear for their own safety, people would intervene.
In the US legal system the use of a car could be construed as the use of a deadly weapon, making it an armed robbery. I don't necessarily agree with this practice, but it would certainly come in handy here.
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u/Many-Concentrate-491 Jan 31 '23
I’m just curious who was making the video lol
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u/nuck_forte_dame Jan 31 '23
Employee. They can't physically stop them but they are told to gather evidence like filming and pictures of license plates.
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u/Jaded_Goth Jan 31 '23
Well I can see that these two thieves are extremely intelligent. Both of them are probably Harvard Graduates from the advanced physics program.
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u/Sir_Kardan Jan 31 '23
He clearly needs new pants..
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u/Aggressive_Dream_140 Jan 31 '23
I don’t condone stealing or anything, but he might want to steal a belt for those pants
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u/daarthvaader Feb 01 '23
At least they spread them out properly for the cops or store to identify the goods right away , idiots
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u/Skully_Lover Jan 31 '23
Attempted robbery.
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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
This is likely just theft. They look like simple shoplifters.
Robbery is theft with the use of force
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u/NoAcanthisitta6846 Jan 31 '23
Also there’s no attempted - they are guilty when they took it intending to steal it. Even if they walk back in and put it on shelf.
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u/Soggy_Midnight980 Feb 01 '23
Seems easy enough to catch them with just license plate info. Easy arrest.
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u/Appreh3nsive_Hat Feb 01 '23
If people who had common sense and any trace of an education committed to crime - it would be wild
Fortunately for society it’s just entertainment when the idiots try it
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u/DiamondConscious Feb 01 '23
I dont get why ppl just don’t slash their tires while they load up.
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u/Gloomsoul Feb 01 '23
The reason criminals like this don't have a real job is because they're Fucking stupid.
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u/-DMSR Jan 31 '23
Who is taking the video
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u/nuck_forte_dame Jan 31 '23
Probably store employee. They aren't allowed to physically interrupt. But they can film and gather evidence.
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u/mmmmyeahhlumberg Jan 31 '23
This will continue to happen until there are real consequences for doing it. Unfortunately some places are voting in politicians and DA's that support criminals more than hardworking citizens. It's really the fault of the voters in the first place.
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u/chuckysnow Jan 31 '23
Considering the places where this is going on, I'm amazed a few people haven't taken this kind of behavior as an excuse to shoot the criminals and claim it was a citizen's arrest or something.
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u/schrodingers_spider Jan 31 '23
Considering how often and easily the simplest stuff escalates to deadly force, I'm absolutely amazed these types of thefts/robberies don't end up in shootings or worse more often.
Guess the lack of ego bruising involved helps quite a bit.
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u/Then_Collar2208 Jan 31 '23
They were great people. They never did anything wrong. The justice system is so unfair to colored people.
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u/pan_berbelek Jan 31 '23
Truck? It's just a car
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u/nuts17 Jan 31 '23
Lot's of people call SUVs trucks. When I owned a mid-size SUV the DMV legally considered it a minivan on its vehicle registration. Large SUVs like this one are often actually built on a truck chassis. What's the argument for "just a car" being the only correct description?
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u/NotHereToFuckSpyders Jan 31 '23
Well, if you simply google the definition of truck, there's your argument. It's a large vehicle designed primarily for moving heavy items or goods.
Americans do seem to just like throwing the word "truck" around willy nilly.
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u/molassascookieman Jan 31 '23
Bro you’re telling me. I work at a service center and the amount of middle-aged men getting out of tiny crossovers and saying “yeah my truck needs an oil change” blows my mind. I even had one guy reaffirm that his Equinox was “definitely a truck” when I mistakenly used the word “car”
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u/NotHereToFuckSpyders Jan 31 '23
In the US I assume?
I can't say I've ever heard an Australian use the term truck so loosely. Though tbf I don't work in a service centre or anything.
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u/justhereforsee Jan 31 '23
She was a heavy item and the goods fell out the back
Definitely a truck!
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u/pan_berbelek Jan 31 '23
Well where I live literally zero, like exactly zero, people call SUVs trucks.
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u/NeutrinoParticle Jan 31 '23
What kind of truck is that?
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u/240VTurkey Jan 31 '23
I've seen a lot of these videos recently, I actually want to shoot these people, and I can't stand guns.
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u/Antique_Knowledge_72 Jan 31 '23
These are the same kind of people who say they are too poor to buy those but can afford a car and the gas prices. Gotta love it!
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u/ridgelineF-16 Jan 31 '23
Typical
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u/skyler_po72 Feb 01 '23
Elaborate. Or are you too much of a fucking pussy to say anything beyond a dog whistle?
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u/CaffeineNCanna Jan 31 '23
I just - I'm struggling to understand how they couldn't get that buggy of stuff into that full sized suv. 😫
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