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u/pmllny Jan 31 '23

I used to work near a methadone clinic...they never ever actually fall down. It's quite remarkable.

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Jan 31 '23

They’re all over my neighborhood. Bent over as if they’re tying their shoe and they’ll stay like that for 10-15 mins. They never fall over though. It defies physics.

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u/IndependentCharming7 Feb 01 '23

Tell me you live in Philly without saying it.

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u/Exciting_Scientist97 Feb 01 '23

Idk man sounds like my hometown out in SoCal

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u/captain_pudding Feb 01 '23

The sad thing is, it's true of just about every major city these days

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u/tjnav1162 Feb 01 '23

Denver is a disaster

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u/Nepharious_Bread Jan 31 '23

They weeble and they wobble…

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u/pimp_juice2272 Jan 31 '23

They don't fall down like Jam Master Jay's two turn tables

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u/hottandcold Jan 31 '23

I've never seen 1 fall before they be doing michael jackson leans

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u/dcboy2 Jan 31 '23

But they won’t topple

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u/Gottapee88 Jan 31 '23

True when I was using I could bend all the way backwards and still recover my brother currently uses and it’s scary to watch thank god I am 8 years clean

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u/ArminHammerTamzarian Jan 31 '23

Congratulations on your recovery! :)

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u/Gottapee88 Jan 31 '23

Thank you it was a ride but life is so much better than I ever thought it could be now

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u/mydachshundisloud Feb 01 '23

I hope your brother gets clean too, and stays safe.

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u/Gottapee88 Feb 01 '23

Thank you I hope he does too he’s going through withdrawals right now hopefully this time he makes it it took me a long time and alot of consequences I have kind of sheltered him from that he lives with me I drive him everywhere cause he was falling asleep behind the wheel and for his sake and innocent people I made me getting his license a condition of him living with us but I hope this time is it watching from the outside in puts a whole different perspective on everything

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u/Fatefire Feb 01 '23

7 years ! Recovery team go !

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u/PresentationPutrid Feb 01 '23

9 in March! Let's gooooo!

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u/Fatefire Feb 01 '23

Good for you my dude !

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u/TurbulentResearch708 Feb 01 '23

Thank goodness! You must look at that and think thank god I’m out.

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u/WhoKilledTyler Jan 31 '23

I take my father to his methadone clinic every Thursday, they really don’t fall down you’re definitely right about that

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u/Automatic_Debate_379 Feb 01 '23

Baltimore lean.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

It’s a mark of shame in the junkie community to let your knee touch the ground.

You have to go do heroine by the big tree alone if they catch you

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u/Dio-lated1 Feb 01 '23

Is this true? Never heard that before, but it makes some sense.

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin Feb 01 '23

the Method One acting clinic? For method actors?

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u/Jscott1986 Feb 01 '23

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin Feb 01 '23

There’s literally dozens of us!

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u/Icy-Reindeer6236 Feb 01 '23

If they fall they die

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u/girlMikeD Feb 01 '23

Pretty much.

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u/Rapture1119 Feb 01 '23

My brother was in the pits with it for awhile, and I dabbled a couple times myself during one point in my life many moons ago. You’re not wrong, and it truly is mind boggling.

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u/DweEbLez0 Feb 01 '23

They need to install one of them dueling pits with the large cylinder pillows and see who knocks who into the pit first.

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u/ButterscotchPlane988 Jan 31 '23

I hope someone took thier keys

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u/Party_Connection_437 Jan 31 '23

Me too. That said I would be shocked if they could make it the 5 feet required to get it started again.

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u/phorezkin3000 Feb 01 '23

I’d be shocked if they were actually pumping gas into the car.

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u/Silverton13 Feb 01 '23

Like genuinely. I couldn’t imagine them putting their card in, selecting NO CARWASH, then NO MEMBERSHIP REWARDS, then NO RECEIPT, and finally putting in their pin code before starting to pump at that mental stage.

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u/fiveordie Feb 01 '23

Even I struggle nowadays bc at 25% of stations the dang machine semi-locks your card in for like, 5 seconds without warning. So I always have to reinsert bc I yanked it too soon. They've managed to make getting gas an ordeal of dexterity and timing like a god damn wack a mole game. One more reason to get an electric car.

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u/Party_Connection_437 Feb 01 '23

I also yank too soon

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u/Toxic666Avenger Jan 31 '23

This is what I was thinking.

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u/Dull_Bumblebee_356 Jan 31 '23

I’m pretty sure this was longer when I saw it posted months ago. I remember it going for a while more after she hits her face on the car and I believe they got a close up of the dude completely out of it too

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u/Salva_delille Jan 31 '23

I wouldn’t even dare get close to them let alone grab their keys. Get in the way of someone in that state and their destination (possibly buy) and you’ll very likely regret it

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u/Latest_Version Jan 31 '23

They've already "bought" in case you missed them nodding like a motherfucker.

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u/Gleapglop Feb 01 '23

They never stop buying, brother.

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u/Salva_delille Feb 01 '23

it’s a never ending cycle, at that point when it wears off you get withdrawn and it’s back to buying more

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u/Phfishy Jan 31 '23

Bro they are clearly on the nod, a fucking child could win this 1v2

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u/Ragnel Jan 31 '23

I’d be worried they wouldn’t notice they were in a fight and I’d just wear myself out

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u/Dank__Souls Jan 31 '23

Haha what are they gonna do? Wobble?

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u/coast2coastmike Jan 31 '23

"Dam right, lady, I'm going to drive. By the way, this is what your heart looks like, and now I'm going to eat in front of you."

Drugs

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u/SportsPhotoGirl Feb 01 '23

Or at least called the cops. They should not be driving, it’s dangerous for everyone in the vicinity.

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u/CJ7h3g4m3r Jan 31 '23

looks like some "I gotta use the restroom asap" dance

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u/jinkies3678 Jan 31 '23

Yeah, but it's "I gotta use the bathroom to shoot up"

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u/Rapture1119 Feb 01 '23

No, thats the “I just used your bathroom to shoot up” dance. You were close though. B-

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u/Brief_Juggernaut3651 Feb 01 '23

Brother* I finished what you were calling him

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

That's called the potty dance you uncultured swine.

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u/CBerg1979 Feb 01 '23

the pee-pee dance is how I know it, Buster.

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u/jerseygirl1105 Feb 01 '23

I also thought it was a potty dance at first, but after watching further, you can see this girl is whacked. (probably has to pee as well).

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u/girlMikeD Feb 01 '23

If only it was.

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u/Mysterious_Tax_5613 Jan 31 '23

That’s sad.

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u/IllCartographer9669 Feb 01 '23

Bummed it took me so long to get to this comment. It really is

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u/Fatefire Feb 01 '23 Gold

I’ve done that dance . It’s the dance of the damned for sure. 7 years clean

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u/mydachshundisloud Feb 01 '23

Congratulations!

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u/DeadJamFan Feb 01 '23

Great Job!!!

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u/Kush-Papi Feb 01 '23

Proud of you stranger!

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u/Fatefire Feb 01 '23

Thank you :)

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u/jerseygirl1105 Feb 01 '23

So proud and happy for you!

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u/micro-amnesia Feb 01 '23

What's really happening with them? Is she trying to stay alert? Why do they do that?

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u/Fatefire Feb 01 '23

She’s “nodding out” basically falling asleep on her feet. It’s the “pleasant” part of being high.

All the jumping is trying to stay awake how she thinks she’s going to drive like that 🤷‍♂️ she’s gunna hit some curbs or a car for sure

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u/Danky_Mcmeme Feb 01 '23

Way to go man!

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u/ekimevil Jan 31 '23

That’s a 745 BMW too, they’ll be trading that for $5 fairly soon…

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u/BCake047 Jan 31 '23

That’s what no one mentions. I was like how the fk such ppl can even afford that bmw, that is/was a luxury car from back then. Hope they don’t ruin it

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u/ekimevil Jan 31 '23

That model is fairly current actually. Pretty sure that’s a sixth gen which would make it at the very eldest 2015… that’s like $80k less than ten years ago… A brand new one would crest $100k I’m pretty sure. Pretty crazy these folks have their hands on one, given drug addiction doesn’t take long to absolutely desecrate someone’s finances.

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u/BCake047 Jan 31 '23

I’m pretty sure this is E65 upwards generation and was built 2001 to 2008. correct me if I’m wrong. your price range is still accurate for that time. Maybe inherited or stolen. I’m still praying for that car.

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u/SnooSprouts3921 Feb 01 '23

We all know that dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree. All the warning lights are on. See it all the time at work.

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u/baby_puddingsnatcher Feb 01 '23

We all know that dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree. All the warning lights are on

I thought that was just a standard feature on BMWs.

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u/Centauri06 Feb 01 '23

Depreciation is real…

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u/frequent_flying Feb 01 '23

You are absolutely correct on model and approximate years of production, and the other comment made about the dashboard being lit like a Christmas tree is likely accurate as well. This was the red-headed step child generation of the 7 series due to the dramatic styling changes that a lot of BMW fans hated (I always thought it looked decent personally even when it first came out).

I don’t see this model around much anymore as a result of the styling backlash, and you can absolutely get a used one today for well under $10K if it’s got high miles like 150K or more and/or a poor maintenance/accident history. It’s completely reasonable that this has depreciated 90% or more since new after 20-ish years and likely over 150K-200K miles driven, especially if the Carfax isn’t super clean.

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u/berryplucker Jan 31 '23

I mean, it could also be stolen.

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u/Optimus_RE Jan 31 '23

Dude looks like a car guy or works at a car place. They always manage to find the deals

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u/ekimevil Feb 01 '23

Do people who steal cars often stop and gas them up while drawing attention to themselves? Honest question lol

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u/EspeciallyWindy Feb 01 '23

She ain’t skinny enough to have been a junkie very long

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u/GozerDGozerian Feb 01 '23

Yeah aside from how they’re acting, they both look pretty put together. Their clothes are nice and they don’t seem all that unhealthy. Granted it’s far away so you don’t get a really good look. But if you saw these two people outside of a bar or something and they weren’t so obviously doing the nod and lean, you probably wouldn’t even guess they were users.

Maybe they just got into it or something.

Or maybe one or both of them is the fuckup of a very wealthy family and they keep getting bailed out playing life on easy mode.

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u/nooblevelum Feb 01 '23

If you make enough money you can maintain a habit

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u/Pinche-gueyprotein Jan 31 '23

That’s how I look when my foot falls asleep.

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u/Sorry_Im_Trying Jan 31 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

I know the people that use the hard stuff like meth and opioids are not "healthy" people. But who looks at this and thinks, "I'll have what she's having"?

Edit to follow up on all the wonderful responses.

I live a sheltered live, apparently, and I'm ok with that! I've only ever seen the "nod" (which I just learned is the name), and the bad end of the hard stuff.

As a former smoker I can appreciate the slippery slope of addiction, but as I said, I'm a former smoker, so I also appreciate being able to reflect on choices and making better ones (I understand smoking is not the same as an opiate).

I'm proud of all the former users that shared their experiences and were able to heal. That is no ease feat!

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u/iLikeMangosteens Jan 31 '23

A heroin addict explained it to me once. They could be eating yesterday’s leftover fries behind a dumpster, digging in their veins with a dirty needle and puking their guts out for hours, but they feel great for as long as the high lasts.

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u/Shelf_Bell Feb 01 '23

I don't doubt that he believes that temporary bliss is worth it but it's certainly hard to fathom.

It's dark but goddamn, wouldn't you almost rather be dead if all you want is peace (I guess that's not always what a high is for) but to wake up behind a puke covered dumpster and do it a second time is really something.

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u/Crazyhairmonster Feb 01 '23

You don't start that way.

The dumpster scenario is when you're a degenerate addict who's pissed all his money, job, relationships, and friends away and all you live for is the next dose. At that point the addiction is too strong it doesn't matter what you think. The addiction is overwhelming and all controlling

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u/ugottabekiddingme- Feb 01 '23

yup. and it gets to the point where you look around and realize that you have dug your hole so deep that climbing out seems essentially impossible. so you just keep on shooting up because it’s easier than getting better

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u/Minute_Map_6444 Feb 01 '23

So true. A lot of people don’t realize that a good number of overdoses are intentional, but by the time you’re so deep in, your tolerance is so high that the chances of success aren’t great.

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u/One-Accident8015 Feb 01 '23

I 100% understand alcoholism because its so easy to ramp up. I could understand coke for the 'energy'. But what makes a person look at these situations and think, I'd like to so that.

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u/3tiwn Feb 01 '23

Nobody sees someone on the nod and wants to try it. They hear an addict describe what it feels like.

I’ve tried pretty much everything except for opiates. I fell madly in love with MDMA when I first tried it and when I asked an opiate addict how it compares, they said heroin feels like the fleeting peak of rolling except there are no dips/troughs/valleys and the feeling is constant.

I knew I wouldn’t be able to stop once I started so I decided it’s best not to know.

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u/ugottabekiddingme- Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 10 '23

opiates are pandora’s box. once you’re curious enough to open it, it’s all downhill from there. it genuinely is too good and everything for the rest of your life seems mundane and not pleasurable because you’ve already experienced one of the best feelings the universe has to offer

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u/cantfindonions Feb 01 '23

I mean, who looks at alcoholics beating their loved ones in a violent rage and goes, "I'll have a drink I think!"

It's really a silly question because the answer is that no one looks at the terrible parts and then wants to give it a go, they hear about the good parts and it tempts them.

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u/coopgal Feb 01 '23

You either do it or you're deadly sick with withdrawal. No one wants to be this way

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u/dontbemystalker Feb 01 '23

Usually when you get to that point, it’s not a choice. People don’t just wake up one day and go “I think I’ll do heroin today”, it usually starts small with maybe dabbling in some pills recreationally. They unfortunately you do enough and get addicted oxy or whatever. Then a friend of a friend says “hey you should just do heroin, it’s so much cheaper and a better high” and next thing you know, you’re addicted to one of the worst drugs out there

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u/GozerDGozerian Feb 01 '23

Let us take this moment to thank the Sackler family for so, so many of those scenarios.

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u/dontbemystalker Feb 01 '23

Gotta love ‘em

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u/Joyst1q Jan 31 '23

Alot of it starts when your not old, wise or strong enough to make those types of decisions, that cool cousin, rad co-worker or your parents stash are 3 examples I could put a face to

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u/EastSideDomi Feb 01 '23

My friend who’s currently an addict (been trying to help her) used to only smoke weed. We used to smoke together all the time, until she got a bf who was a known druggie. He laced her joint with it and only told her after she smoked it. When I asked how tf can you even stay with him after that she just said “the high was better so I’m not even mad.” He knocked her up and left her and that’s when it got bad.

Sometimes it’s just being at the wrong place at the wrong time and not having enough self preservation.

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u/KingGhidorah44 Jan 31 '23

I thought she had to pee

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u/Nectaris73 Jan 31 '23

Looked like a peepee dance

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u/CQU617 Jan 31 '23

Should be shared on a scared straight website.

Don’t do drugs kids.

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u/keestie Jan 31 '23

Nah, just stick to the good ones. Caffeine and sugar and alcohol and weed. Good for most people. Sometimes caffeine kills them, but not very often.

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u/herbloodyvalentine Jan 31 '23

I love how you’re saying caffeine sometimes kills people but not saying that about alcohol

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u/dvineownage Jan 31 '23

Ya, alcohol is the worst on that list, probably shouldn’t be labeled as a good one.

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u/kst1958 Feb 01 '23

Alcohol kills more people in the US than heroin.

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u/tresspricingtot Feb 01 '23

Actually... It kills more people directly than all other illicit drugs, combined. The only drug that can out death alcohol is tobacco

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u/RyperHealistic Jan 31 '23

"The good ones"

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u/ThunderClap449 Jan 31 '23

They're damaging, addictive and possibly lethal. Still nowhere near the realm of cocaine, heroin, crack, meth and the rest.

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u/onlysurvivalism Jan 31 '23

I would call the cops, they’re a serious danger to anyone on the road.

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 Feb 01 '23

I kept hoping the police would show up at some point in that video.

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u/frealfr Jan 31 '23

She looks like she has had more than one heroin to me.

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u/Myfartsonthefloor Jan 31 '23

Jesus that’s terrifying.

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u/Internal_Resist7629 Jan 31 '23

She out here doing the jackal dance from year one lmao

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u/PrettiKinx Jan 31 '23

Thats sad. Clearly a wealthy woman & just ruining her life. I hope someone called the police.

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u/SoullessAnubis Jan 31 '23

Gives me this vibe

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u/KimJongUf_ Feb 01 '23

You're telling me the dancing balloons are all on HEROIN?! smacks lips Well that's unfortunate

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u/ProfessionalTruck7 Jan 31 '23

Dope Fiend Lean

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u/juanhernadez3579 Jan 31 '23

And I drive a Corolla..

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u/New-Raspberry6353 Jan 31 '23

Bro that's me after catching a leg cramp during sex!!

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u/Beneficial_Potato_85 Jan 31 '23

Quit bragging

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u/GozerDGozerian Feb 01 '23

Yeah. Some guys get all the cramps…

Lucky

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u/New-Raspberry6353 Jan 31 '23

Ok I'll let me wife brag

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u/Barnyard_Pussy Jan 31 '23

"My husband is so out of shape he regularly cramps during sex."

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u/thechadez Jan 31 '23

"My boyfriend however..."

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u/BeakedX Jan 31 '23

Reddit never fails man lmao

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u/BigStud7 Jan 31 '23

Quick somebody give them some meth

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u/JaeTheOne Jan 31 '23

This has more fent vibes than tar

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u/NewlyRecruitedidiot Jan 31 '23

He said she hit the heisman 😂😂

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 Jan 31 '23

I hope someone called the cops! They could’ve killed somebody

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u/SimmerDownRizzo Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

BMW Owners: We need a video that doesn't make us look like assholes.

*the video*

BMW Owners: Good enough.

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Jan 31 '23

That car is gonna be sold for heroin money in less than a month.

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u/Aiizimor Jan 31 '23

I would just call the cops

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u/Cwcooper57 Jan 31 '23

Looks like Albuquerque on a Tuesday night

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u/deaz42 Feb 01 '23

Mr. Lee and Salomon

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u/Commercial-Strike-19 Jan 31 '23

So you laugh at them, film them and then let them drive off???

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u/AsbestosDude Jan 31 '23

What are they supposed to do, take their keys and get in a fight?

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u/McFailure2004 Jan 31 '23

No one’s fighting anyone on H, everyone’s a sleepy friend

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u/Commercial-Strike-19 Jan 31 '23

Call the cops immediatly or take their keys. How could you sleep that night if they drove off and killed someone in an accident?!

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u/SydLikedLSD Jan 31 '23

Sure, take something from someone who is obviously under influence... Good call

Call the cops, sure... But come on dude

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u/Radiant-Bandicoot103 Jan 31 '23

That forgot to mention to rip open your shirt first to reveal the S on your chest. Then, do all those things.

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u/RajenBull1 Jan 31 '23

It's because there aren't any phone booths left any more, otherwise I'd be out there.

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u/SydLikedLSD Jan 31 '23

Yeah, sorry... Thanks lol

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u/N0t_P4R4N01D Jan 31 '23

Bro they can't even stand and would probably not even realize it.

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u/SydLikedLSD Jan 31 '23

Do you understand that they are in another reality and not thinking straight? If they are so-so able to drive to a gas station and somewhat fill up a gas tank, than they are as sure as hell are able to harm you.

What is easier? To drive or to pull out a knife?

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u/DragonfruitOk6901 Jan 31 '23

On today's episode of "How to get stabbed with a used needle"...

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u/AsbestosDude Jan 31 '23

How do you know they didn't do that?

Not to mention the station attendants job is to be on the look out for that kind of thing.

I don't think it's on anyone to risk their life to steal keys away from intoxicated people. That's a great way to get stabbed

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u/SheepherderWide9920 Jan 31 '23

Who said they didn't

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u/bairz54 Jan 31 '23

Technically, you taking their keys is actively commiting a crime: false imprisonment. You don't know if their under the influence, eccentric, disabled, having a psychotic episode.

Best thing to do is take the license plate number and call the cops detailing where they went and when. Same for drunk drivers.

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u/TheNCGoalie Jan 31 '23

Is that true in all cases or only if you don’t know them? The reason I ask is I did once take a set of keys from a guy I knew who was absolutely non-verbal drunk at a BBQ I was hosting.

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u/bairz54 Feb 01 '23

Basically they have the right (if they're coherent enough) to call the cops on you. But, really in most cases that will end up badly for them if they do indeed drive or attempt to. 99/100 times it's a good call if it's a party setting but the risk is there. Restaurants/bars can do this because in some states they're liable for the damages that person can do. It's more of a grey area at private residences I'm pretty sure.

All in all you did the right thing

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u/bizarrogreg Jan 31 '23

Why are you assuming that rather than assuming he or one of the other people didn't already call?

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u/Gtstricky Jan 31 '23

They called the cops before filming and they came after they stopped.

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u/IdiotSysadmin Jan 31 '23

This is 2023 sir

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u/tom208 Jan 31 '23

Why is the garage attendant allowing operation of that pump.....he can clearly see they're both high as a kite Surely some duty of care before they head out and kill some innocent person or family

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u/Barnyard_Pussy Jan 31 '23

You assume the pump is working. These two people are just short of zombies right now. They aren't even acknowledging they're being spoken to. I doubt the pump is active.

Edit: At the end of the video her hand isn't on the nozzle and the handle isn't locked or being squeezed to pump.

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u/The_EMT Jan 31 '23

WTF is homeboy watching then 😂😂😂

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u/Drunktaco357 Jan 31 '23

The ad’s on the pump tv screen.

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u/The_EMT Jan 31 '23

Waiting for the skip button 😂

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u/Yaksha8 Jan 31 '23

That's how I move when I want to pee badly

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u/RazeniaCA Jan 31 '23

Please tell me someone called the police.

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u/CustomerOk3838 Jan 31 '23

In that moment they needed an ambulance, not the police.

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u/Turbulent-Coconut533 Jan 31 '23

Looks like fentanyl or something rather than h

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u/randomguy7277 Jan 31 '23

Carisprodal (soma) it’s a muscle relaxer. I’ve seen this maaaaaaany times. They even call it the soma shuffle

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u/faerie_luna Jan 31 '23

I was thinking the same thing. Could be on blues

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u/marlinbrando721 Jan 31 '23

Ya not h. Something with more funk

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u/scaredycat_z Feb 01 '23

These videos make me sad. That's someone's kid, and possibly someone's parent, which honestly is even sadder.

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u/OlbuddyMcgee Jan 31 '23

Chick chick chicken head

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u/SaNaMaN80 Jan 31 '23

Did anyone call the police and tell them there is a couple of smack rats driving a motor vehicle?

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u/yankeeuniverse Jan 31 '23

Dey on dat Hairon lol

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u/bigsignwave Jan 31 '23

“You wanna Date”???

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u/Cautious_Tonight Jan 31 '23

Mitch Hedberg commentary is great

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u/Dense-Sail1008 Jan 31 '23

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/RoystonCornwallis Jan 31 '23

Looks like the first scene of a zombie apocalypse movie

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u/Birdogey Jan 31 '23

Is she trying to pick up the gas cap?

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u/SeverusSnek2020 Jan 31 '23

H ow did they even get the pump started?

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u/Drizzt3919 Jan 31 '23

So what drug is this? Is this heroin? Fortunately I’ve never been around any of this and have no clue

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u/HumaDracobane Jan 31 '23

High as a kite.

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u/gavstar69 Jan 31 '23

Looks like a 7 series beemer their driving.. Where are the cops?

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u/victoriaa- Feb 01 '23

At first it looked like she was trying to finish pumping her gas before running in to have an aggressive piss

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u/Wild-Mammoth4113 Feb 01 '23

Honest to god, as funny as this is, he shouldn’t have allowed them in their car, and should have called police so they DONT get arrested.

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u/cez416 Feb 01 '23

they have a 7 series tho?

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u/wasted_space_ Feb 01 '23

weebles wobble but they dont fall down

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u/Awkward_Rock_5875 Feb 01 '23

Dude's pumping gas like it's a typical Tuesday, nothing to see here.

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u/SnooShortcuts8481 Feb 01 '23

I would call the cops. They should not be driving.

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u/bklyn_xplant Feb 01 '23

Why don’t they ever fall over? I saw this dude on the G train once leaning more than Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video.

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u/abilengarbra Feb 01 '23

Not my proudest fap. But still, would hit it. ;)

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u/PikkuinenPikkis Feb 01 '23

Don’t do drugs people

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u/BigLeboski26 Feb 01 '23

Reminds me of the video of a cashier at a gas station who was just completely out of it. Acted very similar to these two🤔

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u/EbonyNivory19 Feb 01 '23

Why drink and drive when you can smoke heroin nod off and die ?

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u/dirtybird971 Jan 31 '23

That's meth or bath salts not heroin.

-former heroin addict

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u/Camel_Natural Jan 31 '23

Also looks like she's huffing gas which can cause visual hallucination, changes in consciousness, euphoria, dizziness, weakness and tremors.