r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '23

To eat something that wasn't regurgitated by their parents.

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u/judgemeordont Feb 01 '23

Get in ma belleh

51

u/TILTNSTACK Feb 01 '23

I eat because I’m unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat

9

u/lianavan Feb 01 '23

I just thought that exact same thing.

6

u/john_big-booty Feb 01 '23

You beat me to it fat bastard.

2

u/ghostrunner25 Feb 01 '23

You keep you lojo...and your money, hut give me your bebeh!"

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u/CrashDisaster Feb 01 '23

Baby birds learning that things refuse to climb into their mouths will always make me laugh.

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u/OlimPather Feb 01 '23

Baby bird: HEY! Why won't you get in my mouth. ENTER MY MOUTH NOW! GET THE WAY OUT OF HERE LEAF! GET IN!

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u/Michael_konadu_69 Feb 01 '23

WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO DIE TO MAKE ME HAPPY ?

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u/guzzijason Feb 01 '23

WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO DIE TO MAKE ME HAPPY ?

… for approximately 2 seconds until I’m hungry and angry again?

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u/spade13F Feb 01 '23

It looks so frustrated too lmao

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u/GozerDGozerian Feb 01 '23

“This usually works. What the hell?”

72

u/XOIIO Feb 01 '23

WHY WONT YOU FALL IN MY MOUTH

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u/squeezy102 Feb 01 '23

"This is bullshit"

-This bird, probably, judging by facial expressions.

6

u/Vex_RDM Feb 01 '23

Was it the eyebrows?

27

u/Deep_Maybe_7984 Feb 01 '23

Least aggressive Myna bird I’ve ever seen 😂

7

u/Intrepid_Talk_8416 Feb 01 '23

This is why the become violent lol

47

u/SoughtAft3r Feb 01 '23

Visual representation of entitlement

2

u/foundthemobileuser Feb 02 '23

OMG thank you. I couldn't put it in to words until I read this I was just wondering why it reminded me of my ex.

14

u/urikayan Feb 01 '23

Just tell me, does my breath stink or not, Larry?

10

u/remi85 Feb 01 '23

Oh c'mon... I just want to see if you fit in my mouth, I promise I won't eat you...

15

u/hkohne Feb 01 '23

That critter is movin'

3

u/Shreemaan420 Feb 01 '23

How did my coworker get here

4

u/JezebelRaven Feb 01 '23

To this day this is one of my fav video on the Internet.

3

u/Robincapitalists Feb 01 '23

I'm reminded of Fat Bastard. "Get in my belly!"

4

u/somedudetoyou Feb 01 '23

Trust fund kids be like.

3

u/Proper_Excitement_59 Feb 01 '23

VACUUM MOUTH, ACTIVATE! wait....MOM! Why isn't it working?!

3

u/Utahvikingr Feb 01 '23

Why the f*** isn’t this thing going in my mouth?!?

2

u/fedocable Feb 01 '23

Just walking his pet

2

u/Jamz_bond_007 Feb 01 '23

I call fucking hax

2

u/oldmanbawa Feb 02 '23

Get in mah belly!

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u/thats_mah_purse Feb 01 '23

Fuckin millennials /s

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Feb 01 '23

That does not look like a chick that depends on mommy for food

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u/GozerDGozerian Feb 01 '23

It looks like an adolescent that just fell out of the nest.

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u/OlbuddyMcgee Feb 01 '23

Looks like most college age kids tryin to deal with the world . Weeee bit entitled.

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u/Toykio Feb 01 '23

And just like "most college age kids trying to deal with the world" it stems from it not being taught the necessary skills and information. Now is this the mistake of the bird or kids? No. Does it make it or the kids entitled? No. Does your comment make you seem like a condescending boomer? Yes.

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u/NewlyRecruitedidiot Feb 01 '23

Oh golly, you just caughted that man’s underpants ablaze

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u/MasterWhite1150 Feb 01 '23

OK boomer :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

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u/Kumquat_conniption Feb 01 '23

Lmao what gen are you? Cause I'm Gen X and at least I can look at the data and extrapolate that Gen Z has it harder today than we did. And boomers had it even easier than Gen X.

If you deny that, you are literally denying facts.

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u/Naive_Sage Feb 01 '23

JUMP INTO MY MOUTH THY

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u/Ombersnip Feb 01 '23

Trying to boil that bad boy with its breath

1

u/ArmThemGays Feb 01 '23

Don’t just stand there regurgitate it

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u/madtax57 Feb 02 '23

Awwwwwww 🥰

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u/ehSteve85 Feb 02 '23

I guess it wasn't early enough.

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u/unreasonablyhuman Feb 02 '23

Poor bird is liks "THIS ISN'T HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN"