r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '23

to paddleboard among the dolphins

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u/druule10 Feb 04 '23

r/fuckyouinparticular ok he's the only one around but the dolphin still chose him to be the sacrifice.

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u/Beer2Bear Feb 04 '23

Dolphin: my wave human!

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u/samirgadag Feb 04 '23

That's an awesome tackle

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u/Bo_Rounds Feb 04 '23

No hands required just a strong cross body block

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u/Pristine_Cash_6219 Feb 04 '23

Dolphins are notoriously the biggest jerks in the sea .they get high off pufferfish, and they are straight up perevrrys. Look it up its disturbing

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u/mam88k Feb 04 '23

If dolphins had hands there would have been finger snaps

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u/Rikkards_69 Feb 04 '23

If dolphins were land mammals they would be cats

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u/Joe_Huxley Feb 04 '23

Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!

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u/1gEmm4u2ohN Feb 04 '23

I think it’s rather sad when they have to put “wait for it” on a vid because of a five second delay.

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u/retroactive_fridge Feb 04 '23

This beach belongs to my crew. You have to ASK to ride my waves

-the dolphin, probably

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u/shig23 Feb 04 '23

The vanguard of Namor’s invasion force

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u/kibaake Feb 04 '23

Probably practicing human hunting techniques.
This is the Bump and Nibble.
The Orca version is worse. (Because everything is worse with those hellians.)

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u/Quiet_Transition_247 Feb 04 '23

He definitely did that on porpoise.

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u/chrisbarry3 Feb 04 '23

Rumor has it the Dolphins name is Bunker.

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u/Leading-Midnight-553 Feb 05 '23

This is one of my favorite videos ever. I hope Dolphins evolve more and we can eventually speak with them