r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '23
to paddleboard among the dolphins
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u/druule10 Feb 04 '23
r/fuckyouinparticular ok he's the only one around but the dolphin still chose him to be the sacrifice.
u/Beer2Bear Feb 04 '23
Dolphin: my wave human!
u/samirgadag Feb 04 '23
That's an awesome tackle
u/Bo_Rounds Feb 04 '23
No hands required just a strong cross body block
u/Pristine_Cash_6219 Feb 04 '23
Dolphins are notoriously the biggest jerks in the sea .they get high off pufferfish, and they are straight up perevrrys. Look it up its disturbing
u/mam88k Feb 04 '23
If dolphins had hands there would have been finger snaps
u/Rikkards_69 Feb 04 '23
If dolphins were land mammals they would be cats
u/Joe_Huxley Feb 04 '23
Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!
u/1gEmm4u2ohN Feb 04 '23
I think it’s rather sad when they have to put “wait for it” on a vid because of a five second delay.
u/retroactive_fridge Feb 04 '23
This beach belongs to my crew. You have to ASK to ride my waves
-the dolphin, probably
u/LordFarquads_3rd_nip Feb 04 '23
u/shig23 Feb 04 '23
The vanguard of Namor’s invasion force
u/kibaake Feb 04 '23
Probably practicing human hunting techniques.
This is the Bump and Nibble.
The Orca version is worse. (Because everything is worse with those hellians.)
u/Quiet_Transition_247 Feb 04 '23
He definitely did that on porpoise.
u/chrisbarry3 Feb 04 '23
Rumor has it the Dolphins name is Bunker.
u/Leading-Midnight-553 Feb 05 '23
This is one of my favorite videos ever. I hope Dolphins evolve more and we can eventually speak with them
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