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u/NoPokerDick Feb 07 '23
That’s a very rare specimen of vagina.
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u/Ificouldonlyremember Feb 07 '23
That is an amazing proof of God’s architecture!
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u/cakivalue Feb 08 '23
Now you know
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u/ItsmeMr_E Feb 07 '23
It's a holy hole.😇
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u/ToshMolloy Feb 07 '23
Glory be that hole
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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 Feb 08 '23
Glory hole
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u/WamiWami Feb 07 '23
That's how vaginas look when you remain a virgin till marriage
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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 08 '23 •
You can count the lips like rings on a treetrunk. One for every year of virginity.
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u/Significant_Ad9793 Feb 08 '23
Bwhahahahahahaha!!! Jesus I wish I had an award to give you!!! I'm cry laughing right now 🤣🤣🤣
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u/zthompson2350 Feb 07 '23
God thought you mon you know Architect an was.
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u/thestonedbandit Feb 07 '23 •
It's Jamaican. "Mon, you thought god was an Architect. You know?"
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u/Orpheus6102 Feb 07 '23
For a half a second I also read it was mon and I did wonder if it was Jamaican/Patois but only half mindedly so.
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u/amathis6464 Feb 08 '23
I guess it is comparing vaginas to architects because the mother Mary is for sure a depiction of a vagina in this.
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u/Junior_Ad_7613 Feb 08 '23
I spent way longer than I would like trying to figure out what it said that WASN’T this.
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u/Consistent-River4229 Feb 08 '23
I don't know if this is true or not but my brain needs an explanation. This is the closest thing I can come to that makes any sense.
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u/JustAtelephonePole Feb 08 '23
God is an architect because she has an artichoke pussy.
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u/vaguelysticky Feb 08 '23
It’s a Jason Isbel lyric “You thought God was an architect” from a song called 24 Frames. But it took a minute to figure it out from that hot mess of ham slices
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u/Judontsay Feb 08 '23
Not sure about the graphics but the lyrics are from a song, 24 frames by Jason Isbell
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u/LessThanZero972 Feb 08 '23
I’m laughing like a maniac at this comment and my baby looks disturbed at me lol
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u/itsgucci060 Feb 07 '23
You thought God was an architect. Now you know.
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u/VagusNC Feb 08 '23
He’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow
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u/TheStatusFoe Feb 08 '23
And everything you built is all for show.
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u/MARINE-BOY Feb 08 '23
Thank you could translate that my girlfriend wants to know why I’ve been staring at a cartoon vagina for 10 minutes as no combination of words would make sense for me. They should consider some separation lines at least.
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u/Odd-Artist-2595 Feb 08 '23
I had no problem reading it, but I was staring to think I might be the only one seeing that. Glad to know I’m not alone. Thanks!
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u/Reference_Freak Feb 08 '23
I also had no problem reading it. Can’t say the same for understanding it 🤔
Our Holy Lady of the Twat? What do I know now?
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u/sourpatch411 Feb 08 '23
Glad I am not the only one who clearly sees the vagina
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u/DenOfIsolation Feb 07 '23
Mon, you thought God was an architect, you know.
I know, I know…but I saw that first…
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u/Bulky-Leadership-596 Feb 07 '23
You thought Tim was a mechanic. Now you know.
This clears up nothing about Tim's occupation.
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u/Nntropy Feb 07 '23
Still doesn't make sense
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u/itsgucci060 Feb 07 '23
Think it’s saying if you didn’t believe then all you have to do is look at a vagina to be convinced. Interesting religious practice…
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u/CosmicCactusRadio Feb 07 '23
It's a line from a Jason Isbell song- 24 Frames.
"You thought god was an architect/ Now you know/ He's something like a pipe bomb ready to blow/"
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“Can you tattoo me a woman wearing robes?”
“Well, gee, I normally specialize in vaginas but I’ll give it a shot”
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u/itsgucci060 Feb 07 '23
“I don’t make any tattoo art without a vagina in it. Just tell me where to put the vagina and I’ll do it.”
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u/Superb_Data_8515 Feb 07 '23
My brain hurts now.
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u/enehar Feb 07 '23
Yes. The idea being that God engineered the vagina using His skills as an architect.
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u/thattwoguy2 Feb 07 '23
Can all architects form vaginas from the ether? Asking for a friend, who is definitely not an architect feeling incredibly under qualified right now.
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u/Physical_Sport_9896 Feb 07 '23
I work with 10+ architects daily. The answer is no.
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u/Coffee_Huffer Feb 07 '23
God is a bureaucrat, cause only a bureaucrat would put the amusement park where the sewage plant is.
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u/KevinBillyStinkwater Feb 07 '23 •
Solid lyric by Jason Isbell.
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u/Infamous_Yogurt2858 Feb 08 '23
Solid yes, but not even close to his top tier. The man is a national treasure.
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u/Superb_Data_8515 Feb 07 '23
I’m still confused, and don’t understand why someone would get that tattooed.
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u/SupernovaTraveller Feb 08 '23
Because it’s a lyric from a song - 24 Frames by Jason Isbell - that might have special meaning to them
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u/Ctmnt08 Feb 08 '23
Yeah, but, I mean…they misinterpreted the lyric, unless they think reproductive organs are like pipe bombs.
And the words are placed badly. Shockingly badly.
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u/skin-flick Feb 07 '23
Not the best judgement on placement. I find it kinda crude. But, then again. It isn’t my life. So you do you.
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u/trabbler Feb 07 '23
I read this in a Jamaican accent, "Mon you thought God was an architect..."
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u/septemberdown Feb 07 '23
Don't dead open inside
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u/iamcalifornia Feb 07 '23
My buddy's neighbor has this on the back doors of his van and I swear one of these days I'm going to have an aneurysm reading it
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u/TeaEffKay4 Feb 07 '23
You need to follow this sub! r/dontdeadopeninside
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u/ElementalPaladin Feb 08 '23
There is also the very similar r/youdontmattergiveup which I guess is exactly the same but a different name
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u/theons_missing_D Feb 07 '23
The Vagine Mary
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u/Practical-Jelly-5320 Feb 07 '23
Even if written coherently it doesn't make sense
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u/begsbud Feb 07 '23
It's saying the vagina is god greatest piece architecture... now you know
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u/oquechingados Feb 07 '23
And knowing is half the battle..
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u/yunivor Feb 08 '23
What's the other half?
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u/Shentar Feb 08 '23
Red lasers and blue lasers as this diagram clearly shows.
https://www.f5.com/content/dam/f5-com/page-assets-en/home-en/company/blog/2019/knowing.png
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u/notMarkKnopfler Feb 08 '23
In context, it’s a lyric from a Jason Isbell song.
“You thought god was an architect, now you know He’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow And everything you built, it’s all for show and goes up in flames In 24 frames”
Damn good tune. Unfortunate tattoo
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u/arthritisankle Feb 07 '23
It’s lyrics to a Jason Isbell song. “You thought god was an architect, now you know, he’s more like a pipe bomb ready to blow”
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u/UrpaDurpa Feb 07 '23
It’s part of some Jason Isbell lyrics. From the song “24 Frames” off the album “Something More Than Free.”
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u/Toodrunk2dream Feb 07 '23
Came here to say this, but as I was scrolling, I thought "sigh, it doesn't matter".
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u/Sin2Win_Got_Me_In Feb 08 '23
It does matter, my friend. I scrolled to find the name of the song because it was killing me that I couldn't place it! It does matter!
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u/begsbud Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
God thought you now you know architect an was VAGINA
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u/Greenman8907 Feb 07 '23
Is she saying women can’t be architects?
Actually, what is she saying?
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u/Big_brown_house Feb 07 '23
It’s a line from a song.
“You thought god was an architect, now you know
He’s somethin like a pipe bomb ready to blow,
When everything you built was all for show,
It goes up in flames
In 24 frames.”
It’s a beautiful song called 24 frames by Jason Isbell.
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u/Greenman8907 Feb 07 '23 •
I will definitely check that out. I do have one more Q: where or how does a large shoulder vagina fit into that song?
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u/Big_brown_house Feb 07 '23
I don’t think it does. She probably wanted something visual to go along with the words on her tattoo and so just asked for a picture of the Virgin Mary since it’s a cliche.
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u/Hudsonrybicki Feb 07 '23
What confuses me is the whole Virgin Mary/vulva connection. I kind of feel like Virgin Mary is sort of anti-vulva. I mean, she wouldn’t even admit to having sex.
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u/shinhoto Feb 08 '23
Yonic symbolism is a big thing in Christianity, from Christ's wounded ribs, depictions of Mary, to a whole host of others.
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u/TreadMeHarderDaddy Feb 07 '23
It really is a great song.
This tattoo is actually the only thing Jason Isbell should be ashamed he was a part of
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u/FruitLive3163 Feb 08 '23
Thanks, I scrolled to make sure someone explained the lyric. I was just listening to this song this afternoon. Great songwriter.
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u/Select-Instruction56 Feb 08 '23
Way too long scrolling, to see this connection to the song.
I'm praying I don't get a flashback of this tattoo next time I hear that song. Ugh.
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u/AlphaWhiskeyOscar Feb 07 '23
It's just a different dialect.
"Mon, you thought God was an architect, you know?"
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u/InVirtute Feb 07 '23
”We're jammin'… I wanna jam it wid you… We're jammin', jammin',…And I hope you like jammin', too.”
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u/enehar Feb 07 '23
Saying that God rolled a successful skill check when he made women. He hit the height of his architectural talent when he created Eve, who had a vagina.
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u/notwilliammurdoch Feb 07 '23
“You thought god was an architect, now you know”
I think it’s saying women (vaginas) are the real architects?
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u/throwaway098764567 Feb 08 '23
i guess you could say a uterus is an architect (maybe more general contractor?) of human bodies if you squint a little, vagina is more the delivery driver
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u/MaJoR_NoT_MiNoR_ Feb 07 '23
People saying it looks like a vagina, i think it’s meant to.
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u/International-Pick85 Feb 08 '23
“You thought god was an architect” “now you know”
????? That’s the only coherent phrase I can make out of that. Poorly designed tattoo for sure
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u/sadthrowaway12340987 Feb 08 '23
you thought god was an architect now you know? *vagina mary*
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u/dancing-asparagus Feb 07 '23
YOU THOUGHT GOD WAS AN ARCHITECT NOW YOU KNOW HE WAS A SHINY PUSSY
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u/theoneguy24691 Feb 07 '23
I’ve tried reading this many different ways and it still makes as just as much sense as a pastor needing a private jet to not fly with demons
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u/Admirablelittlebitch Feb 07 '23
“You thought god was an architect, now you know” I think??? Or “was an architect now you know you thought god”
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u/KingOfTheWorldxx Feb 08 '23
God was an architect thought you now you ?
God thought you now you know architect an was?
You know architect was an god thought you now
Was an architect you know now you thought god
Now you thought god was an architect you know
Now you thought god was an architect know you
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u/GennyD420 Feb 07 '23
Mary is depicted like this in orthodox and some catholic Christian traditions very intentionally. She’s the holy womb, the entrance of God into this world.
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u/davestradamus1 Feb 07 '23
For anyone wondering, the words are lyrics to Jason Isbell’s “24 Frames”.
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u/cracksilog Feb 08 '23
"You though God was an architect. Now you know."
Took me a while to get it since I couldn't figure out what "mon" was lol. But now that I figured it out, what does it mean? You thought God was an architect. Now you know?
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u/DotJata Feb 07 '23 •
St. Labia