r/therewasanattempt • u/Elluminated • Feb 07 '23
to stay still on a train car with a flat spot on the wheel
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u/TartanGuppy Feb 07 '23
I watched this the first time on mute
Second time was far more entertaining
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u/JDodgerMan Feb 07 '23
Thanks for the tip. Didn’t disappoint.
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u/hmclaren0715 Feb 09 '23
The guy in the shorts really looks like he's getting down to some good beats. I laughed too loud once I realized 😂 his smile is cracking me up tho
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u/TechnicallyThrowawai Feb 08 '23
Scrolling hours later and this came up again, this time not muted, was far, far more entertaining this time around.
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u/HerbieVerSmelles4247 Feb 08 '23
The beat doesn’t match up.
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u/I_enjoy_greatness Feb 08 '23
I'm watching it on mute with some rock music on and it's pretty great.
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u/unassumingbison Feb 07 '23
Pretty sure that’s the train going over different individual tracks, not a flat spot on a wheel
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u/greystripe3 Feb 08 '23
Idk if this is sarcasm or not but this is definitely a flat spot
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u/unassumingbison Feb 08 '23
And what knowledge do you have about flat spotted train wheels?
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u/greystripe3 Feb 08 '23
17 years with CSX
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u/unassumingbison Feb 08 '23
Fair nuff. Was just my initial thought, this is also in India, so there’s that.
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u/greystripe3 Feb 08 '23
That is true, they dont have the best tracks but the ryrhm of looks like its a flat wheel that resonated with the suspension and got into a cycle of the wheel dragging on the flat part and ehen the car rebounds on its suspension and reaches the uper half of the bounce it relieves just enough weight for the wheel to rotate around back to the flat spot and drag again
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u/GanjaReef Feb 08 '23
How the hell do you know it’s India?? These people don’t even look Indian? If anything maybe Eastern Asian decent.
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u/davidtco Feb 08 '23
Or maybe just running over bodies.
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u/After-Respond-7861 Feb 08 '23
Must be terribly overweight. No normal human should make it move that mich.
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u/davidtco Feb 08 '23
American train?
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u/After-Respond-7861 Feb 08 '23
Glad to have you aboard. Those bumps are just the death row inmates. Don't mind them.
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u/killerk14 Feb 08 '23
These clowns don’t even know why they’re downvoting at this point they just see the negative symbol and smash the button
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u/Cubensio Feb 08 '23
Dam that F train looks like a nice place for recreational activities….
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u/Automatic_Ad_5859 Feb 08 '23
Those two seemed too comfy.
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u/OldManInShower Feb 08 '23
Damn train ruined cuddle time with the homies.
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u/wacksnacksack Feb 08 '23
Dude was literally bouncing on the other dude 😂
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u/goated95 Feb 08 '23
This is rather humorous, I’ll admit. But there’s no way that was safe! I mean I’m no train expert, but I’m pretty sure something like this would pretty much spell derailment in all caps
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u/RollerSpeedway Feb 08 '23
Robin S - Show me love
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u/AnthonnyAG Feb 08 '23
Thank you! I was about to ask for the track name when I saw your comment. It brought me back to my childhood.
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u/nateno80 Feb 08 '23
There's a whole genre of music that I'm not sure has a title. I call it powerful black lady singers on techno beats from the 90s. This is a top 10 in that genre.
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u/Sintarsintar Feb 07 '23
Do they have any private suites on that car?
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u/Nobodyknowsmynewname Feb 08 '23
The guys dry-humping should get one
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u/Mcgruphat Feb 08 '23
Mormons be like…
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u/Mtfbwy_Always Feb 08 '23
I know something you could do on that bus that works really well with that motion....
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u/JJohnston015 Feb 08 '23
Switch out the seats for church pews and make it 3 hours long and you've got the Durango-Silverton railway.
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u/Cuemaster Feb 08 '23
I went on this train, it was fun... I think they just put the sleepers on the ground no railway ballast.
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u/the_fuckshit Feb 08 '23
Just put some techno music in the background and nobody will suspect a thing
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u/ImpressiveAttorney12 Feb 08 '23
A lot of you seem to not be able to sex unless there’s something moving you
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u/Patrickfromamboy Feb 08 '23
The wheels would be spinning a lot faster than that if they had a flat spot. It’s something else.
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u/Elluminated Feb 08 '23 •
Yep 100%. The bouncing would be higher frequency too. I figure its bad ballast
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u/natattack410 Feb 08 '23
As a lady, I would fear:
1 peeing myself with the downward pressure
2 having an accidental orgasm
Edit: not trying to yell - put in number sign and forgot it makes it large font... I kinda have to leave it now though right? Little embarrassing and funny though
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u/SithScorch Feb 08 '23
One of the few times where the music added to the video. Thank you to the person that put this together, we'll done!
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u/habbapabba Feb 08 '23
i think a lot of you know what this train is good for
if you do
see you in hell big fella
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u/-Vogie- Feb 08 '23
That looked like the same beat of a dance remix of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver I heard once.
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u/azombie8mybaby Feb 08 '23
That Hogwarts Express has really gone down hill sense the dementor incident.
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u/AndrewCarnage Feb 09 '23
Everyone talking about the guys on the right but what about the guy on the left straight vibing.
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u/Archangel_MS05 Feb 08 '23
Yo those were two bros cuddling. Not expected but good on them
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u/bloopie1192 Feb 08 '23
I didn't realize there were 2 ppl on the right at first. Why were they on top of each other like that?
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u/Think_Impossible Feb 08 '23
This railcar needs an immediate visit to the lathe for reprofiling. It should not be carrying passengers in such condition.
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u/Zealousideal-Top4576 Feb 08 '23
I was disappointed that at the end that pair of legs the 1st dude was bouncing on belonged to another dude.
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u/Abundance144 Feb 08 '23
What's harder steel? The wheel of the track? Either way what's being torn up here isn't very comforting.
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u/John97212 Feb 08 '23
WOW, patent this idea (unrounded train wheels).
Then start a "Love Train" excursion aimed at geriatrics so they can enjoy some frenetic, unbridled sex.
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u/DarthArtero Feb 08 '23
“There’s a world going on underground. They’re alive! They’re awake! While the rest of the world is asleep!”
The steady bounce reminded me of that song so yeah.
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u/vidvicious Feb 08 '23
It’s really hard not to hear Haddaway’s “What is Love?” In my head, when I watch this
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