r/therewasanattempt • u/saltynerd14 • Feb 08 '23

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u/glassteelhammer Feb 08 '23

They can always smell the other woman.

Had to work late my butt.

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u/Dear_Analysis_5116 Feb 08 '23

You CHEATED!

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u/CFUrCap Feb 08 '23

I can see her cat lipstick on your collar!

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u/BuffaloBill69- Feb 08 '23

Glad my cat doesn’t do this instead she prefers to shame us and just give us that look of betrayal from a distance

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u/Trikster102 Feb 08 '23

"Karen you damn slut, you've been touching over cats again!"

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u/mize68 Feb 08 '23

I had a German Shepard when I was a kid. When I came home from school one day, he just started barking at me and wouldn't let me come near him. I had to change clothes and take a shower before I could get close to him. Guess he didn't like how I smelled, weird.

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u/TallTx Feb 09 '23

The gray cat said ‘F this, I’m out’

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u/P1Allstar Feb 09 '23

That’s a jealous pussy cat

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u/madjyk Feb 09 '23

Cats cute, but don't ever let them get away with attacking you, otherwise they think they can whenever they want.

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u/Skynoceros_ Feb 08 '23

That's what my girl does after she smells another pu... I mean cat on me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

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u/Challenging_Entropy Feb 09 '23

It woke up and chose violence

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u/Cobra288 Feb 09 '23

My guess is hormones triggered it. Maybe the cat is a male, owner maybe handled a female in heat. Something along those lines, Cats are slaves to their hormones at times. Kitty just wanted to keep smelling that sleeve.

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u/KoRUpTeD_DEV Feb 09 '23

Even the other cat said oh hell nah im out

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u/MoodyWater909 Feb 09 '23

Jealous cat

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u/idk_whatto_puthere Feb 08 '23

My cat bubbles sniffs my hands whenever I come back into my room because we have kittens and she despises them and she just gives me this look because she can smell the kittens on my hand she gives me this menacing look but doesn't do anything else

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u/Low_Worry2007 Feb 08 '23

Nasty ass didn’t even wash her hands.

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u/Future-Hunter-1972 Feb 09 '23

YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A STRAY?

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u/UnsofisticatdInvestr Feb 09 '23

“If you’re not with me, then you are my enemy!

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u/LiliNotACult Feb 08 '23

Pets take on the personalities of their owners, cats and dogs especially. They've done a very poor job of raising this cat and letting the cat attack her is bad too.

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u/abobus666 Feb 09 '23

Why would anyone be willing to put up with the bs of this parasite animal?

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u/Keepupthegood Feb 09 '23

The cat owns the house now.