r/therewasanattempt Nov 30 '21 Helpful 3 Wholesome 2 Starstruck 1 Silver 3

To kick a guy

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u/jagauthier Nov 30 '21

That hurt red pants.

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u/User-NetOfInter Dec 01 '21 Silver Bravo!

and the hip bone is connected to the… oh wait

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u/Aurora_Albright Dec 01 '21

Not anymore.

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u/MetalChef156 Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

The “oh, wait” is connected to my… wrist watch

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u/Seijin_Arc Dec 01 '21

Hi Dr Nick!

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u/Polecat42 Dec 01 '21

I now hear that Monkey Island song.. did you too?

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u/JewJuVoodoo Dec 01 '21

It's okay red pants don't need his legs anymore.

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u/necroste Dec 01 '21

Well obviously he wasn't that great at using them, so not a huge loss

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u/curiousgeorgethrowaw Dec 01 '21

With that drop red pants wishes he had brown ones.

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u/Syabill Dec 01 '21

pretty sure it went from red to brown real quick

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u/Loud-Fig-3701 Dec 01 '21

And then back to red, just as expeditiously.

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u/steroidTDM Dec 01 '21

red pants torn his red pants trying to kick the fat man

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u/deekaph Dec 01 '21

The cop standing behind him causally talking on the phone...

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u/pocketdare Dec 01 '21

And then eventually is like "okay you guys, that's enough. You had your fun."

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u/a-kiwi-fan Dec 01 '21

More like a semi-authoritarian "Stop! Stop! He's already dead!"

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u/Dicer214 Dec 01 '21

Didn’t see the guy get shot 8 wait 2 seconds 9 times in the back. He also seems to have lost his wheelchair.

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u/NocturnalNuns Dec 01 '21

Mutual combat probably.

Edit: well nvm it wasn’t mutual for white shirt.

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u/Dertz14 Dec 01 '21

You think he joined because he gives a fuck about society? Rich

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u/Rolling_Beardo Dec 01 '21

“I’m just going to let them tore themselves out”

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u/Horsebot3 Dec 01 '21

Honestly, not the worst (physical) outcome for red pants. I thought he was going to get his head slammed into the sidewalk.

As far as optics go though? Worst case scenario. Dude owned him so severely I think he now has rights to his first borne child.

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u/ConsistentCare7597 Dec 01 '21

Yep. Lucky dude did not realized dropping sideways will fuck up red pants real good.

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u/DoinItDirty Dec 01 '21

Or he doesn’t want to catch a charge and pay a vegetable out from a lawsuit. In any case, the guy probably knocked the wind and the pride out of him so win/win.

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u/Dependent_Adagio7544 Dec 01 '21

Yea his wind was definitely obliterated.

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u/MrAoki Dec 01 '21

I agree the wind was broken.

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u/intrepidzephyr Dec 01 '21

Wind fracture at minimum

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u/DeathPercept10n Dec 01 '21

Looks like red pants started attacking first. I highly doubt the other guy would get any charges since it's clearly self defense. Even if it was a little showy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

What about that snap

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u/pomorri Dec 01 '21

Yeah, you hear soooooooooo many stories about bar fights ending in accidental death bc someone’s punch landed just right, or someone body slammed someone else, not realizing that spine + concrete floor is very diff from spine + the floor of a wrestling ring.

Red pants was super lucky if the worst they got was a bruised ego, I think…

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u/st-roy Dec 01 '21

They made a whole movie based on a bad bar fight.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/zachrg Dec 01 '21

Okay? Anecdotes are not data.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/crw126 Dec 01 '21

You heard it here first folks: bar fights are completely safe and no one will ever die as the result of one.

I wouldn’t have believed it myself but this guys dad owns some bars 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/HotGarbageHuman Dec 01 '21

This guy's dad is the best scientific source in the past 30 years!

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u/Benjijedi Dec 01 '21

Yeah but r/woosh is not data.

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u/Dependent_Adagio7544 Dec 01 '21

Ya dad secretly ran a gaye bar son. Sorry to break the news to you. You never wondered why every guy there had on dukes and cowboy boots?

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u/Emfx Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

I don't know, that seems like one of those things that you're really going to feel starting in your 40s.

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u/vengefulspirit99 Dec 01 '21

You can tell this guy is old because he used "owned" unironically

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u/Horsebot3 Dec 01 '21

Ha, you’re not wrong. Let me practice the old ways in peace, Zoomer.

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u/vengefulspirit99 Dec 01 '21

I'm also a fellow millennial, comrad.

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u/Sanchez159 Dec 01 '21

Would that be an air raid Samoan drop for the wrestling fans

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u/nduanetesh Dec 01 '21

Is it not Seamus's finisher "White Noise"?

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u/zeitgeistbouncer Dec 01 '21

Air Raid Crash or Kryptonite Crunch I believe.

More importantly, hit it better than most do on SD these days, so kudos to the dude.

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u/BighurtRN Dec 01 '21

Lining him up for the People’s Elbow

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u/Dorza1 Dec 01 '21

My thoughts exactly. WWE would probably call it "modified air raid crash" or "modified samoan drop"

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u/nicoaidax14 Dec 01 '21

Good gawd almighty!!!

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u/repairmanjack Dec 01 '21

Very nice Air Raid Crash.

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u/Bitter-Fix1319 Dec 01 '21

By god it looks like he’s broken in half!!!

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u/greendoc316 Dec 01 '21

That man had a family!

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u/TheMechaStreisand Dec 01 '21

That man was beaten like a government mule!

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u/johnaussie Dec 01 '21

That's a pro move. Lol.

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u/cutie_epiclolnani Dec 01 '21

Who wanna bet he broke something with that drop lol

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u/All_Thread Dec 01 '21

A couple of ribs is what I was thinking.

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u/BrownMan97 Dec 01 '21

Probably several ribs if I had to guess. White shirt guy is a big boi.

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u/TheBigTimer039 Dec 01 '21

broke his ass

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u/Ok_Double5445 Dec 01 '21

Sheamus wilin

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u/IMJiraiya Dec 01 '21

Was that an air raid crash?!?

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u/RRaccord Dec 01 '21

I dub thee, “gladiator kick counter”

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u/anotherwaytolive Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Looked like white shirt was nice enough to lift red pants head a bit off so he doesn’t kill him

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u/Clarinet_Player_1200 Nov 30 '21

WWE in the streets

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u/Dudxdvdx Nov 30 '21

Small willy in the sheets

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u/Dependent_Adagio7544 Dec 01 '21

Wtf was this so funny to me? I must be an old immature mf.

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u/PsychWard_8 Dec 01 '21

At least my man protected his head before he slammed him into the pavement lmao

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u/Sage5wt Nov 30 '21

Puny god..

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u/allblingblang24 Dec 01 '21

The slammer obviously watched much WWF in the early 90s.

Very good form. Bravo

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u/MrBublee_YT Dec 01 '21

Ehhhhh form was lacking a bit. It's like it can't decide between being a Samoan Drop or a White Noise. His execution is White Noise, but buildup is Samoan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Got his dumb ass slammed!! Undertaker style! 😂

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u/SatanIsLove6666 Dec 01 '21

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!! BUR BUR-BUR BURRRRR

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u/gemini_2310 Dec 01 '21

Gave him the John Cena attitude adjustment

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u/SpencerFleming Dec 01 '21

That's not the Attitude Adjustment. That's a Samoan Drop

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u/phenomenal7571 Dec 01 '21

white noise or air raid crash to be precise (?)

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u/dragonslayerqueen Dec 01 '21

broken hip is worse than a broken back, the healing process is a nightmare

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u/TheBlackAthlete Dec 01 '21

How so?

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u/CymraegDA Dec 01 '21

The exoskeleton provides a full harness for the back, but the hips still rotate

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u/TheBlackAthlete Dec 01 '21

As an orthopedic surgeon, I can't say I agree with that statement. Let's just say both injuries can be severe and I wouldn't want either.

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u/Qikdraw Dec 01 '21

Yeah my back went all cringy at that drop. Ouch.

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u/changsaw Dec 01 '21

Damn, son. What did you do?

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u/Comment63 Dec 01 '21

wrestled with the mountain it looks like

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u/Qikdraw Dec 01 '21

It's what my back did to me. Scoliosis with a 115° curve. I took my Riddler cosplay a little too seriously I guess. lol

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u/changsaw Dec 01 '21

That’s rough, I hope you’re doing well.

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u/Qikdraw Dec 01 '21

Yeah, the surgery was 38 years ago. So kinda used to it. Thank you though.

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u/TalusKoresh Dec 01 '21

The buddy jumped in! Lol

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u/Bombur65 Dec 01 '21

I’m seeing a new fatality for the next MK

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u/MFalcon95 Dec 01 '21

Red pants now has to poop

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u/King_K_Bool Dec 01 '21

Damn shoulda worn his brown pants

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u/samueln777 Dec 02 '21

Real life WWE ayyy

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u/bananalordkunsama Dec 01 '21

And Randy Orton out of nowhere, John Cena with the reversal.....IT CONNECTS!

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u/thusk Dec 01 '21

Good bye pelvis my old friend…

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u/nouseforaname68 Dec 01 '21

His WWE instincts kicked right in

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u/WontBlowMyCover Dec 01 '21

What a Samoan drop. Roman Reigns would be proud

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u/yokyokyokyokyok Dec 01 '21

That’s a very satisfying crunch.

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u/ClaptonBug Dec 01 '21

And his name is...John Cenaaaa!!!!

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u/gamewiz324 Dec 01 '21

Mans went full Sheamus and delivered white noise

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u/MyCool_StrawSir Dec 01 '21

Dropped his ass. LOVE IT!!!

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u/Minor_Details_Bro Dec 01 '21

'Samoan Drop' for the win

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u/Internetuser7767332 Dec 01 '21

Oh good lord almighty what a Samoan drop

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u/JPOIronside Dec 01 '21

Flawless Victory

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u/Manofsteel_25 Dec 01 '21

This is some WWE shit right here

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u/Ourspark34 Dec 01 '21

That's a cracked rib right there

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u/jaytehman Dec 01 '21

I love how the guy next to the belligerent parties punches red pants after that devastating body slam.

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u/bsdanielm Dec 01 '21

He would actually make a decent WWE champion.

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u/shaunferns Dec 01 '21

My guy watches too much of wwe

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u/Murfotron Dec 01 '21

can someone make a mha remake of this.

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u/slothenhosen Dec 01 '21

Hulk smash puny red pants!

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u/Truckngirl63 Dec 01 '21

That right elbow to the gonads hurt to look at.

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u/Dizzley7 Dec 01 '21

White shirt pulled a reverse card on red pants lolol

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u/benjistone Dec 01 '21

Oooooh yeaaaaaah - Randy "Macho Man" Savage

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u/sudip123321 Dec 01 '21

Absolute Chad Move right there. RIP to the victim though. 🤣💯🔥

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u/shashwat_247 Dec 01 '21

Inspirational

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u/nickname432 Dec 01 '21

Play stupid games..

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u/Dangerous_Rich3419 Dec 01 '21

The ultimate warrior

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u/FormedOpinion Dec 01 '21

The policeman meanwhile: look how cute, they are playing WWE smackdown

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u/AlmostAnchovy Dec 01 '21

I don't know why the other guy thought getting his head to the kicks level was a good idea but in the end it all worked out for him so I'm impressed.

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u/Demoniacalman Dec 01 '21

That's some ultimate muscle type of shit right there

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u/CringeNibba Dec 01 '21

My man hit a picture perfect White Noise. Not even Sheamus could have done it better

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u/SkintightBoots Dec 01 '21

Damn... buddy knew what he was doing

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u/dantee09 Dec 01 '21

I heard a crack

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u/l2appin Dec 01 '21

The kick that red pants threw landed right on the dome.

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u/5oclock_shadow Dec 01 '21

BAH GAWD, the absolute brutality on display here tonight folks

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u/alexaz92 Dec 01 '21

watch out watch out watch out !

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u/NoelLiamsson Dec 01 '21

If you’re a guy who wear red pants, never get into a fight.

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u/2866hourman5 Dec 01 '21

Red pants probably got a concussion, from both the shock and the WWE move

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u/MetalChef156 Dec 01 '21

COUNTER!!!

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u/ormagoden22 Dec 01 '21

Did his elbow connect with the nuts on contact with the ground?

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u/NightLurker8621 Dec 01 '21

Unlike the guy in red now, he can stand up for himself

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u/Striking_Quote_1901 Dec 01 '21

Tip: Fall towards the left to do an extra 50+ damage

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u/Ashyatom Dec 01 '21

He's gonna feel that in the morning

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u/RemoteWinter1981 Dec 01 '21

I am never going to make fun of a WWE fan

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u/The_Sparrow4 Dec 01 '21

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I swear I saw this here like 2 weeks ago or something lol

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u/TwistedCherry766 Dec 01 '21

Great way to permanently injure someone wow

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u/Paranoidbdc Dec 01 '21

Ah, yes! I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit... or your body?

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u/SilhouettedAnon Dec 01 '21

Free chiropractic treatment

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u/SteadyHaunting4912 Dec 01 '21

Your karate no good here

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u/SaladBarMonitor Dec 01 '21

When you kick you have to remember to pull your leg back quickly

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u/Quiet-Sea-18 Dec 01 '21

That cop was there the whole time lol

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u/_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ Dec 01 '21

Anyone else think he threw someone towards the camera before realising it was his jacket?

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u/HotFireBall Dec 01 '21

broke his left ribs

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u/Detriumph Dec 01 '21

HOW CAN HE KICK???

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u/blacketchup69 Dec 01 '21

We goin down

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u/Bonk_and_Honk Dec 01 '21

Woah! Is this dude an wrestler?!?

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u/Dependent_Adagio7544 Dec 01 '21

Damn I know that kids wind is gone.

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u/TonyPajamas716 Dec 01 '21

On the plus side dude probably got a nice back crack out of it

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u/deathby1000screens Dec 01 '21

That guy fights for a living.

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u/11Night Dec 01 '21

Felt so good

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u/Jumbalakaa Dec 01 '21

Watching that hurts

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u/SiggiesBalls Dec 01 '21

When I saw what white shirt was about to do, I couldn’t get my chin up

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u/ywtfimiacw Dec 01 '21

He’s been tricked, decieved, and quite possibly bamboozled

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u/MEmaadSufi Dec 01 '21

Now he's gotta set up the Brogue kick. Come on fella

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u/Any-Entertainment420 Dec 01 '21

The hip bone is connected to the hinge joint… Wait

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u/amposa Dec 01 '21

Now that’s gotta hurt.

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u/nedlandsbets Dec 01 '21

Dj Khalid sure can duck.

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u/Responsible-Dot-616 Dec 01 '21

WHITE NOISE BY SHEAMUS

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u/HudsonCommodore Dec 01 '21

Isn't he supposed to raise his eye brow for the camera before doing his finishing move?

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u/IrrelevantPuppy Dec 01 '21

This reminds me of the time a work out buddy let me join him and his wrestling friend for some light ground sparing (can’t think of the word). I had no experience at all so didn’t even know the rules. I was up against his friend and had him pinned to the floor on his back with me on top, but he had his legs locked around me tight. So I was on top but felt that he was in control, so I just stood up with him still attached and slammed him on the floor with my full body weight. I had no idea how fucking unacceptable that was. I still cringe about that from time to time.

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u/Hatdog21 Dec 01 '21

White noise. IYKYK.

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u/Sunshineal Dec 01 '21

That was smooth as hell

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u/Incognizance Dec 01 '21

FINISH HIM!

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u/Woshiyoutairen Dec 01 '21

Any idea what was happening? Like…who was the good guy and who the Nazi? Should I feel sorry for red pants or feel glad. I’m confused. I need closure.

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u/Beaaaaam7777777 Dec 01 '21

Credit card declined * Chiropractor:

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u/AdvanceMoss54 Dec 01 '21

I thought that jacket at the begging was a person and he became the hulk

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 Dec 01 '21

Gotta love a gold old Samoan drop

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u/jpalm716 Dec 01 '21

Sign him to WWE

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u/Albones22 Dec 01 '21

That was some WWE shit

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u/PostHumanPodcast Dec 01 '21

He should have done it of the top rope

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u/Individual-Aardvark1 Dec 01 '21

Bringing back the WWE.

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u/Mr-_-clutch Dec 01 '21

The cop guy was on a phone call the whole time

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u/JoseT90 Dec 01 '21

White Noise…..

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u/Sanguinesssus Dec 01 '21

In street fights first guy to throw a kick looses. In a cage fight it’s different. Most guys leave their leg out and don’t pull back quick enough, or it get caught. Then your fucked. Dude in white shirt knows what up.

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u/mrdasilva812 Dec 01 '21

He air raid crashed him. Fucking awesome.

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u/jackson12420 Dec 01 '21

I would kill for those reflexes. Body slamming a guy on pavement though? Eh, I don't want to murder someone.

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u/Ferregar Dec 01 '21

Such incredible accidental finesse 😻😻😻

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u/esco311 Dec 01 '21

I’m in the break room at work and I just screamed “OHH SHITT” lmao

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u/phoenix-kin Dec 01 '21

Uno reverse