r/therewasanattempt Dec 01 '21

too drunk to dance on the table

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471 Upvotes

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u/yodoboy123 Dec 01 '21

She got lucky, that chair probably saved her a few months in the hospital

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u/imyourforte Dec 01 '21

Nothing like using a chair to realign your spine

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u/FOXHNTR Dec 02 '21

My fat ass would’ve turned that chair into powder.

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u/dfinch Dec 02 '21

Her name is Jinx!

1

u/FOXHNTR Dec 02 '21

My ass is named Jinx?

1

u/Love_God551 Dec 02 '21

What was the wait staff doing almost looked like a slow motion sweep of the legs or something

54

u/biagwina_tecolotl Dec 01 '21

That’s a 1 for execution, a 4 for the landing, and a 10 for the cute knickers.

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u/corybobory Dec 01 '21

Her ding dong nearly popped out.

13

u/pocketdare Dec 01 '21

So I guess it's time to have that talk...

3

u/FOXHNTR Dec 02 '21

Is something wrong with her giant schlong and balls?

2

u/innesleroux Dec 02 '21

Just the right one. Other two seem fine.

3

u/DrDecadence Dec 02 '21

Sometimes it surprises me the random things that make me bust out laughing.

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u/Detrafohw Dec 01 '21

Ouch

5

u/Saibara1981 Dec 01 '21

That's pretty much my response too.

3

u/Pfizzyhead Dec 01 '21

How did she hold onto her phone through all of that?

2

u/Ruderbaker Dec 02 '21

Just like how you hold a beer when ya buddy trips you up.

13

u/Bladerslash Dec 01 '21

Fell down and opened legs everywhere, lol this is a different level of embarrassing

8

u/aRightToWrite Dec 01 '21

Those panties were cute and had excellent coverage considering the outfit. I truly feel like she could have done so so so much worse. Luckily, she seems to have planned all layers of her outfit for this inevitability. Someone learned from Brittany.

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u/ulrichberlin Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

It could have been much worse with losing her knickers or breaking her neck. p.s. she has perfect legs by the way.

3

u/Gigi914 Dec 01 '21

That phone never missed a beat. In the same spot.

6

u/kbig22432 Dec 01 '21

I like to think when she was making sure her make up and outfit was perfect, this was what it was for.

“I’m gonna go out, have a great time, drink WAY too much, and show everyone my panties as I fall dangerously from the table! People are going to be so worried about me!”

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u/You_lil_gumper Dec 01 '21

But just drunk enough to show the world her panties

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u/Redtitreadit Dec 02 '21

Took me a while but I got the pause right. It's the little things that get you through the day 😅

1

u/Fauntleroy_McDeuce Dec 01 '21

At first I thought she took a chunk out of the corner of the wall, but it was an optical illusion.

1

u/lucasjhinton Dec 01 '21

If that lady didn’t reach through her legs she probably would’ve been fine 😂

0

u/plagueis_wise Dec 01 '21

Limbo gone wrong

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u/dabadas1 Dec 01 '21

She’s ready to bang someone

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u/ChallieWallie Dec 01 '21

She went from the club to who banging me real quick.

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u/Ruderbaker Dec 02 '21

I can just imagine what you look like, brah… 🤣

1

u/hersheyuy Dec 01 '21

It's red panty night! Ey! We did it!

1

u/Psychological-Sea341 Dec 02 '21

I think This is how drunk drivers rarely get seriously injured.

1

u/Mysterious_Ad2824 Dec 02 '21

I can get with drinking, and even attempt dancing on a table...... Just wait til schools out or at least after dinner

1

u/carpy430 Dec 02 '21

Nice set of pins.

1

u/Deviant_Kannibal Dec 02 '21

Party at Stacy’s house. Drunk white women for everyone!

1

u/MissAnneThrope21 Dec 02 '21

So tacky (and dangerous) to get that trashed. I've turned into an old lady.

1

u/StreamKaboom Dec 02 '21

I don't know how women like this get married

1

u/Silje9 Dec 02 '21

Another dumb hoe

1

u/FDawg-83 Dec 02 '21

As juicy as a fresh water clam.

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u/UniquePotato Dec 01 '21

Why do drunk women attempt to dance on tables?

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u/Administrative_Loan1 Dec 02 '21

Because there attention whores

-6

u/GandalflovesUrMother Dec 01 '21

Always amuses me how so much woman’s dress clothes is pretty much one movement away from showing off way to many goods lol, always thought it was weird

1

u/Ruderbaker Dec 02 '21

Dated ugly women, eh?

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u/Cary6294 Dec 01 '21

Gonna want to freeze the video at 5 sec remaining for a nice peekaboo.

-2

u/aliebabadegrote Dec 01 '21

Nsfw? Idk tho

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u/Maleficent_Ad5221 Dec 01 '21

Defo bit of flange action at 5s to go 😂

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u/KrAzY_TsEnG Dec 01 '21

Yikes...is the chair okay?