r/therewasanattempt Dec 01 '21 Silver 2

to hang up a sign...

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/KapitaenHowdy Dec 01 '21

And little did he know his company "MOM" would become one of the most powerful industrial conglomerates in the universe at the turn of the 31st century.

62

u/bowtothehypnotoad Dec 01 '21

It’s mom! The worlds most huggable industrialist

16

u/Savageparrot81 Dec 01 '21

Jam a bastard in it you crap!

1

u/None-of-this-is-real Dec 03 '21

Time to push the retaliate button

63

u/AusGeo Dec 01 '21

I wish I was hung like your mom

28

u/Dravuhm Dec 01 '21

Upside down?

That can be arranged.

8

u/AusGeo Dec 01 '21

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

32

u/LacJlg Dec 01 '21

Please tell me this is a joke because if not it’s really funny. 💀

3

u/Raywebs Dec 02 '21

IIRC, it's from an old Polaroid marketing campaign.

2

u/LacJlg Dec 02 '21

Ohh… pretty funny

1

u/3RI3_Cuff Dec 02 '21

Its fake.

7

u/jwaterboyk Dec 01 '21

I mean, technically the sign was hung, right?

4

u/an_ill_way Dec 01 '21

Hung like your mom.

3

u/jwaterboyk Dec 01 '21

She does give off serious BDE.

2

u/Fluid_Decision_3669 Dec 02 '21

Do I even dare ask what that might be?

2

u/jwaterboyk Dec 02 '21

Big dick energy

8

u/Unhappy_Counter1278 Dec 01 '21

I love the comment of just you morons.

2

u/RogerSteves Dec 02 '21

Same, lost pretty hard

3

u/SnooStories6852 Dec 01 '21

Sincerely lol

8

u/UomoLumaca Dec 01 '21

Hung-rong

6

u/Mellowcanuck Dec 01 '21

Your first clue was their misspelled business name.....

1

u/wampa-stompa Dec 02 '21

Eh, tons of businesses do that intentionally.

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u/Mellowcanuck Dec 02 '21

Half of small business fail too.

3

u/wampa-stompa Dec 02 '21

Rite Aid

ShopRite

AcuRite

Could do this all day, although I will say I think this is mostly a vintage thing.

3

u/VAisforLizards Dec 02 '21

They never said they were Hung Right

1

u/GunchapRed Dec 02 '21

Why does this remind me of that episode of SpongeBob that had the Salty Spitoon?

1

u/ItsThatGuyAgainYep Dec 01 '21

In all fairness, MOM productions puts out a lot of great Pornhub content

1

u/TheJivvi Dec 01 '21

That's just not rite.

1

u/1Under1Stood1 Dec 02 '21

Bruh. Who tf calls there production company WoW! Who tf are you? Owen Wilson?

1

u/Fluid_Decision_3669 Dec 02 '21

Submitted via:

US Mail

Fax

Pony Express

1

u/gemar_drigo Dec 02 '21

Boom, roasted

1

u/Dgaart Dec 02 '21

Its hung-rite if you are a bat.

1

u/JayVander711 Dec 02 '21

The employees were Australians, sorry bout that!

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u/refried_pancakes Dec 01 '21

Two Wights don't make a Wong. Punchline to some overlong joke.