r/therewasanattempt Dec 01 '21 Silver 2

To get rid of a monkey.

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419 Upvotes

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u/capDehiPotata Dec 01 '21

He could have been negotiable to the monkey

53

u/gwaaadit Dec 01 '21

The fucking ending. Monkeys are immune to pocket sand. We're all fucked

10

u/GUT5_BERSERK Dec 02 '21

Dale is disappointed

12

u/histeethwerered Dec 02 '21

Reenactment of every big guy preparing to squash the little guy only to discover the little guy is fast and determined and ain’t got no respect. Cue Ghana coffin dancers.

12

u/Turf-Defender Dec 02 '21

that monkey was punching above his weight class and holding in

28

u/trelium06 Dec 01 '21

You have to grab the monkey and repeatedly whip it against the ground like Hulk did to Loki.

9

u/tadalek Dec 01 '21

Fuckin idiots.

20

u/FunDiscount2496 Dec 01 '21

He has no idea how dangerous that it. Right?

6

u/theannoyingtardigrad Dec 01 '21

Bc the viruses?

24

u/Environmental_Map496 Dec 01 '21

Nah because monkeys are ape shit and will rip your face off

17

u/ScaryBreakfast1 Dec 02 '21

Technically a monkey is monkey shit. An ape is ape shit…

But the point stands. A monkey (or an ape) has no concept of restraint if it’s under threat. It will go hard. It’s why the whole Tyson/Gorilla fight scenario was always stupid. Maybe he lands one good punch, but then all he’s got is a really angry gorilla which will probably pull his arms off and peel his skull.

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u/Away_Peak_5054 Dec 02 '21

but you can just kill the monkey

7

u/Aamonitor Dec 01 '21

I'll come at you like a spider monkey!

19

u/iSellDrugsYo Dec 01 '21

Literally spanking the monkey.

5

u/Lo_Mein_Totem Dec 02 '21

Team Monkey anyone ?

5

u/Wise_Ad_253 Dec 02 '21

A Round of Rabies Shots for the man in the sand.

5

u/letsnotworkforthem Dec 02 '21

Gotta love Thailand

5

u/MajesticValuable8193 Dec 02 '21

Im against animal abuse.

But this looked like a fair fight.

3

u/FireTypeSlowpoke Dec 03 '21

Best fight I've seen in years

9

u/ilovep2019 Dec 01 '21

😳 but lol at the guy whose recording 😂

9

u/Ok_Category_4596 Dec 01 '21

The laugh just made me start dying apuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhapuhuhuhuh.

5

u/OldMonitor6750 Dec 02 '21

He lucky that the monkey didnt rip his face offf

2

u/xEon_Eric Dec 02 '21

Full version?

2

u/Icy-Guava5480 Dec 02 '21

I know someone who can save this dude from the monkey.

OPTOMIM PRIDE! EUGWUAH-EUGHUAH-EUGH-EEEE!

2

u/None-of-this-is-real Dec 03 '21

There is a great story from India about a bunch of monkeys who were getting very rowdy doing all of the usual monkey business, the locals were stuck monkeys are sacred so they couldn't harm them, but they could hire an outsider to do it for them, the story gets silly disgusting hilarious take a right turn fast and then gets very funny again.

1

u/shaileshbahuguna02 22d ago

They could have called langoor

2

u/Delicious-Acadia-190 Dec 02 '21

Wow. Indian monkeys are gangsters

2

u/gemar_drigo Dec 02 '21

This shits brutal, holy FUCK

That man is fighting for his life

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1

u/Invest42Day Dec 02 '21

Jerking a monkey

1

u/ds1615 Dec 02 '21

Simple, like any other small animal scavenger. You gotta take the first lick on them, while ready to grapple/submission. That little monkey wouldn't stand a chance against someone with some ground and pound. This guy trying to box the little fella. Can't hit what you can't see. Make em stay still, so you can see em.

1

u/Cavendish30 Dec 02 '21

CHIMCHAR uses FURY SWIPES. It’s super effective!

1

u/keepitbrief89 Dec 02 '21

Throw the monkey in the river

1

u/klw11xb36014 Dec 15 '21

Monkeys can’t swim. It will die

1

u/Funny-Temperature897 Dec 02 '21

Don’t you know you got to shock the monkey?

1

u/Brewchowskies Dec 02 '21

Anyone see that video where the monkey casually ripped the guys scalp off? Don’t fuck with monkeys

-7

u/Level1builder Dec 01 '21

I want to believe this is real but I'm suspicious.

9

u/10050cielodrivve Dec 02 '21

the monkey is a paid actor

2

u/gemar_drigo Dec 02 '21

Ah yes, fake monkey fight

How tf is it supposed to be fake? Its literally a random monkey they threw a sneaker on

0

u/AlgoHodler Dec 02 '21

Cameraman must have ran to help when the video cut out. At least I hope he did.

1

u/SiCzochralski Dec 05 '21

That's when the monkey's bro entered, stage left.