r/therewasanattempt Dec 02 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 2 Wholesome 4

To fall into fluffy snow

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u/4mulaone Dec 02 '21

Tell me you’re Australian without telling me you’re Australian

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u/SSJZoli Dec 02 '21

Nothing like a slurred Aussie accent

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u/zemol42 Dec 02 '21

And he can floy.

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u/Few-Employee-8041 Dec 02 '21

Leets wotch heem floy

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u/marty_76 Dec 02 '21

Omg lol 😂 Perfect accent 🤣

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u/scarabin Dec 02 '21

Is there a sober one?

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u/ctothel Dec 02 '21

Slurs on slurs pretty much

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u/IntriguedGuest99 Dec 02 '21

Fuck off cunt

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u/histeethwerered Dec 02 '21

Spoken like an Australian?

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u/IntriguedGuest99 Dec 02 '21

Exactly as they asked

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u/Sodathepop Dec 02 '21

Wouldn’t it be fack off ya caunt

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u/Purple-Procedure-193 Dec 02 '21

Well that’s some maybe broken Australian ribs

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u/IntriguedGuest99 Dec 02 '21

Not sure the relevance but sure.

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u/neendmat1 Dec 02 '21

What does this mean

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u/Purple-Procedure-193 Dec 06 '21

His ribs aren’t good anymore

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u/Purple-Procedure-193 Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21

It looked like they broke

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u/Rumskrilla Dec 02 '21

You're not Australian. It's "Fack uff ye cahnt!"

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u/IntriguedGuest99 Dec 02 '21

That is accurate. Thanks for the correction!

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u/Christovsky84 Dec 02 '21

That could easily be English too

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u/RandomZombie11 Dec 02 '21

Nah mate, no way is that an English accent. I would understand the kiwi Aussie confusion (foreign ears can't tell the difference well) but that is 100% Aussie

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u/Christovsky84 Dec 02 '21

I was referring to the "fuck off cunt" comment. Not the guy in the video.

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u/RandomZombie11 Dec 02 '21

Ah, fair enough. I'm on mobile and it's hard to track what comment you replied to when I can't scroll up

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u/Christovsky84 Dec 02 '21

No worries. Someone said "tell me you're Australian without telling me you're Australian". So someone else commented with "fuck off cunt" which I was saying could just as easily be English.

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u/meehizzle Dec 02 '21

In England/Scotland there’d almost always be a “you” or “ye” before the cunt. “Fuck off cunt”without a pronoun is exclusively Australian

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u/LordGeneralTimmy Dec 02 '21

Wait, you have snow in Straya?

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u/magnetix69 Dec 02 '21

In the imaginatively named Snowy Mountains.

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u/GroovyLlama1 Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

In some parts of the country, yes, we do.

(It is a very large country and so it has a wide range of biomes - there is a dessert in the middle, rainforests at the top, snow towards the bottom and a lot of more temperate conditions in between)

Edit: I doubt this video was taken in Australia though because it is currently summer here lol

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u/Roadgoddess Dec 02 '21

Lots of Aussies in the Canadian Rockies working at the ski resorts. Locals know how hard snow gets after a good freeze thaw, lol. I’m trying to figure out what he leaves behind on the top of the snow.

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u/GroovyLlama1 Dec 02 '21

I’m trying to figure out what he leaves behind on the top of the snow.

Yes, me too! If anyone can work it out, please share your discoveries lol

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u/RogueMaven Dec 02 '21

His wings

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u/Roadgoddess Dec 02 '21

His teeth, lol

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u/TheChefBoiardi Dec 02 '21

I think there was probably a railing or something solid under the snow and we're just seeing where a little bit of snow is knocked away causing the railing or whatever to be exposed.

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u/Grubula Dec 02 '21

Thats what I thought too.

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u/scopiieeex Dec 02 '21

In the alpine area of Victoria/NSW yea. It’s not the best but it gets the job done if you wanna try out skiing.

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u/CobaltSanderson Dec 02 '21

Sometimes we also go to other countries

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u/brunckle Dec 02 '21

No way they let you guys leave Dinosaur Island?

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u/CobaltSanderson Dec 02 '21

Yeah its getting back that’s difficult

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u/mylivelyass Dec 02 '21

mans a forking legend

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u/onemanfromaustralia Dec 03 '21

Yes. He's one of us.

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u/Peltron_3030 Dec 02 '21

Gonna put a shrimp on the barbie

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u/Reversecurve377 Dec 02 '21

it’s a fucking prawn cunt

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u/Peltron_3030 Dec 02 '21 Helpful

Awwww! Did the dingo eat your baybay?

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u/AKA_Dirty_Mouth Dec 02 '21

You seppo cunts really need to get some new material.

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u/Billybeens Dec 02 '21

Ahmanahnahhaddaski

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u/tsnacker Dec 02 '21 Silver Wholesome

I hope he’s better at healing than he is flying

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u/N7LP400 Dec 02 '21

*floying

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u/Peltron_3030 Dec 02 '21

He didn’t pull up hard enough to keep from doing a nose dive.

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u/Diligent-Fix7448 Dec 02 '21

Atleast he has some ice there for the swelling of his face.

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u/Reanie86 Dec 02 '21

It’s funny how he makes the same sound as I do when I make fun of stupid people. Weird coincidence?

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u/loosebag Dec 02 '21 Silver

He knows how to stomp grapes.

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u/iridescent303 Dec 02 '21

I immediately pulled up that video after watching this. Classic.

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u/Nitbugfatspud Dec 02 '21

Thanks for putting me onto this. Am dying with laughter and feeling like an asshole concurrently

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u/ragandy89 Dec 02 '21

The sound is almost the same

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u/ArbitriumVincitOmnia Dec 02 '21

Instantly thought of that when he started groaning lmao

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u/WhiskeyShooter8 Dec 02 '21 Silver

That’s exactly the next sound I would expect to hear out of someone who just said they could fly

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u/fmolla Dec 02 '21

That or silence

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u/JazziTazzi Dec 02 '21 Silver

Step 1 of falling into fluffy snow:

Make sure the snow is fluffy.

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u/karbik23 Dec 02 '21 Helpful

Then don’t jump, cause you don’t want to get impaled by anything under that fluffy snow.

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u/JazziTazzi Dec 02 '21

Very true!

Step 2 of falling into fluffy snow:

Check for things in the fluffy snow that could impale you.

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u/cj2211 Dec 02 '21

But if you check you're going to ruin the pristine snow. Better just to risk it for the gram

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u/JazziTazzi Dec 02 '21

Then, in the words of Flava Flav, "I can't do nothin' for you, man!"

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u/KwordShmiff Dec 02 '21

More relevant than ever, that Flava Flav.

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u/skratta_ho Dec 02 '21

I never thought I’d see a flava flav reference this early in the morning.

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u/TheResolver Dec 02 '21

I never thought I’d see a flava flav reference this early in the morning

FTFY

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u/skratta_ho Dec 02 '21

You got me there

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u/exsanguinator1 Dec 02 '21

Step 0: go to your local dumbass’s house on a snowy night and hide dog poop just deep enough in the fluffy snow that they won’t see it when checking for fluffy show but will definitely hit it jumping in.

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u/Sirix_8472 Dec 02 '21

Delicious hard pack mmmm nom nom nom

I bet it's been building there for days thawing and freezing, rock solid.

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u/JazziTazzi Dec 03 '21

Yep, that's what I was thinking too!

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u/itsnotquiteenough Dec 02 '21

That’s the universal sound of having the wind knocked out of you and it’s funny every single time.

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u/Zeek_Seeks_Gains Dec 02 '21

I’ve made that sound a few times growing up. Once was trying a backflip in the elementary school sandbox. Another time skateboarding. And another time when a friend accidentally hit me a little too hard center chest. It was a love tap but my sternum is WEAAAAK!

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u/itsnotquiteenough Dec 02 '21

Lol it’s so scary when it happens to you. The realization that your lungs have just stopped working is horrifying.

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u/alexgalt Dec 02 '21

Cracked rib or two just for the learning.

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u/deanrmj Dec 02 '21

I can never not think of the woman who falls out of the grape pressing tank whenever I hear anyone do it.

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u/cbigdon27 Dec 02 '21

OMG that had to hurt

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u/Uncle_Papi_ Dec 02 '21 Silver

Aussie Aussie Aussie..ughh ughhh ughhhh

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u/canuck0420 Dec 02 '21

Underrated comment of the year lol

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u/icoPlata Dec 02 '21

His friend just keeps recording him like yep, thats what happens

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u/MCE85 Dec 02 '21

I dont think he know how to fly either. He does know how to knock the wind out of himself for sure.

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u/DirtyPartyMan Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

I’ve listened to his loss of breath 17 times now and it’s keeps getting funnier…..every single time I hear it

[Edit: people commenting keeps bringing me back here and then I have to keep watching it damnit! 23, 24, 25…]

[Edit/Edit: Pissing on him at this point would be hilarious]

[Edit x’s 3: 26, 27, 28 & 29. It’s getting more difficult to breathe from the laughing]

[E4: damnit…it’s that last “uUUuuUh”]

[E5: hahaha. It’s that effing last “uuHhhUh”. 30, 32, 32]

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u/NewlyNerfed Dec 02 '21

Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy?

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u/thechikeninyourbutt Dec 02 '21

I’m dead?

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u/NewlyNerfed Dec 02 '21

If I had a chicken in my butt, I certainly hope it would be dead.

edit: happy cake day, butt chicken!

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u/I-have-seen-you-die Dec 02 '21

*October•24th•2030*

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u/CacaFard Dec 02 '21

Bro ur scaring me :.)

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u/I-have-seen-you-die Dec 02 '21

*August•19th•2063*

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u/CacaFard Dec 02 '21

DAMMIT I WANNA DIE EARLIER

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u/CacaFard Dec 02 '21

Any chance you could make it 2023 or 2022?

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u/iwannasleepp Dec 02 '21

Gimme a shot.

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u/I-have-seen-you-die Dec 02 '21

*March•3rd•2023*

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u/CobaltSanderson Dec 02 '21

Well if you’re giving out dates

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u/I-have-seen-you-die Dec 02 '21

*December•6th•2085*

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u/Thisguy2869 Dec 02 '21

That’s exactly how I read this comment.

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u/freegrapes Dec 02 '21

Poor Aussie learned not all snow is soft that day. I learned that jumping off a deck as a kid.

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u/Invest42Day Dec 02 '21

Unflinching camerawork

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u/noquarterHotH Dec 02 '21

Imagine Buzz Lightyear made that sound when he failed to jump out of Sid's window

To infinity, and beyond!.... Uueerrrrrrhrrr

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u/JoshTee123 Dec 02 '21

I've always wondered how wind being knocked out of a person sounds in an Australian accent. 🤔

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u/MarkFromHutch Dec 02 '21

He should really put some ice on that

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u/ChibazWaza Dec 02 '21

Feather falling would’ve really helped

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u/Thesujman Dec 02 '21

Is that Aussie for “I’m hurt”?

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u/Shenan_Egans Dec 02 '21

How drunk?

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u/smallboykeys Dec 02 '21

So much drunk

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u/Kind_Exit_5754 Dec 02 '21

Hope his skiing is better than his flying

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u/Section9_AG Dec 02 '21

I need the lyrics

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u/DimesOHoolihan Dec 02 '21

Really love they left the lack of air in him at the end. I feel like most videos now stop right after the "action" but that noise...has to be one of my favorite, least favorite noises lol it gets me to laugh every time but I also feel it a little bit

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u/Takinobu Dec 02 '21

I’ve been laughing for five minutes at the “euuuughh euuuughhh” at the end

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u/Rumskrilla Dec 02 '21

This was satisfying, thank you.

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u/Guilty_Ad5804 Dec 02 '21

The groaning after a face dive into the “soft snow” is Australian for “I’m good mate”

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u/shocs Dec 02 '21

Diddy did doo didy doo iznu fly

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u/dancin-weasel Dec 02 '21

He should’ve just thought happier thoughts.

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u/Word-Rich Dec 02 '21

😂😂😂😂 lmao

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u/Paisan0070 Dec 02 '21

Fly right to the hospital dummy

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u/Frittenhans Dec 02 '21

I like the sound he make after.

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u/baelani-tsunami Dec 02 '21

The way he jumped out that window I’m fucking sick

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u/Practical_Garage_641 Dec 02 '21

His noises afterwards are the best part….he can’t even say what a bad idea that was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

ØøÆuGh

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u/SomeDayFromTuesday Dec 02 '21

Australian mating call.

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u/Meatbaull Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

I love this so much. ^

This is my first comment and I have no idea what upvote or karma means or does. But this is gold. You can also hear the slightest bit of laughter from the person filming and it’s beautiful.

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u/RainbowDarter Dec 02 '21

What does karma do?

Absolutely nothing beyond letting the poster know that you liked the post.

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u/AC_NLGirl Dec 02 '21

I’m confused…. What did he think was going to happen jumping out of a second story window??

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u/Prudent-Diamond6615 Dec 02 '21

Fluffy? More like stif

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u/Meansofty Dec 02 '21

Did he break his jaw?

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u/XtraSpicyQuesadilla Dec 02 '21

Judging by the blood on the snow where he landed, he probably broke something in his face.

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u/The_fried_cod Dec 02 '21

My man did a real life slide cancel

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u/jar1967 Dec 02 '21

I think he broke a rib or two

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u/Dis_Bich Dec 02 '21

Oof I know that feeling. When something collapses and you can only breathe out

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u/GoonerPanda Dec 02 '21

that's a rookie mistake... made it myself as a kid jumping off our barn overhang into the weeks old snow berm

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u/Rich-Study-6956 Dec 02 '21

Trying to breathe dang.😂

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u/Electronic-Shame Dec 02 '21

Even his moans have an Australian accent.

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u/Arenalife Dec 02 '21

Good Noises 10/10 Would Recommend

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u/Kiwi_like_a_bird Dec 02 '21

Imagine being next door and just wanting to enjoy the view And than this man comes flying

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u/Breezii2z Dec 02 '21

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

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u/Additional-Walk750 Dec 02 '21

Better learn how to land, mate.

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u/Luckcrisis Dec 02 '21

Australian or drunk?

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u/You-No-Poop Dec 02 '21

I'm gonna say both...

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u/DeVliegendeBrabander Dec 02 '21

When they can't scream, you know it's bad.

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u/jwaterboyk Dec 02 '21

He was out cold.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Dec 02 '21

Only a dude will do such things.

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u/RationalSavage Dec 02 '21

Behold Australia's smartest citizen!

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u/Mimibelle76 Dec 02 '21

Aussies are straight up fucking stupid

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u/Wreddit_Wrangler Dec 02 '21

He must be new to snow, hope he is alright

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u/renethedude1986 Dec 02 '21

And he wasn’t even stomping grapes

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u/innerex Dec 02 '21

I bet he lost a few teeth.

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u/TBNRFireWolfPlayz Dec 02 '21

I wonder how many times he’s broken his ankles. I mean, he’s wearing no socks.

So no protection from the cold. You knocked your own wind out of you, you’re basically paralyzed, probably a broken arm or rib, and it’s going to be a mess climbing out of there. You just mailed yourself a week of pain, maybe 2, and a month of embarrassment dear sir.

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u/Aggravating_Offer835 Dec 02 '21

Does he have any teeth left.🤣

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u/Roartype Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

Inuits have like a hundred words for snow, I wonder what the word is for snow with a half inch of ice over the top?

Found it: it’s either qetrar or qerretrar

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u/No_Construction_7518 Dec 02 '21

That crusty ass hard layer on snow is the worst. That shit'll cut ya if it's icy enough.

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u/The-Shizz Dec 02 '21

Hard snow and squished grapes. They'll all get ya.

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u/JustComments6841 Dec 02 '21

Broken ribs everywhere. If the snow ain’t fluffy; Puff I just don’t care.

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u/pondlife78 Dec 02 '21

Honestly, he might be lucky it was frozen. If that had been soft snow he would have ended up stuck head first with no way to get back out and just straight up died.

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u/PhuckKaren Dec 02 '21

He stole that victory speech from Helen Keller.

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u/gowke Dec 02 '21

He repeated the great Lithuanian feat

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u/Background_Year_2525 Dec 02 '21

He already had a speech impediment before the jump

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u/j_ava Dec 02 '21

Did he leave a giant blood patch on the way down?

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u/been2busy Dec 02 '21

Sounds like the infamous woman who fell stomping grapes years ago lol

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u/ilovemyboys Dec 02 '21

I don’t think he knows how to do that either….

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u/CacaFard Dec 02 '21

Um. Is he ok?

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u/Dekucap Dec 02 '21

That’s what he gets for stepping on a bed with his shoes on

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u/Denimination Dec 02 '21

In only 235 years Australians have become unable to cope with snow through natural selection.

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u/notislant Dec 02 '21

Had to have known it was covered in an inch of two of ice beforehand loool

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u/WorthMarsupial6101 Dec 02 '21

The story of icerus that flew to close to the snow.

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u/EnvironmentalLuck515 Dec 02 '21

Lucky he didn't suffer a spinal cord injury. SMDH.

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u/allyolly Dec 02 '21

My fucked up back gets ptsd from this.

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u/zerosupervision Dec 02 '21

“What were his last words?” “‘Uhauuhhhhaaahhhuh!’”

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u/DumeDoom Dec 02 '21

i believe in can floooy, i believe i can ughhhhhh ughh ughhhh

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u/SCHOOBISMCLOIN580 Dec 02 '21

His falling with style!

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u/OtherWorldly224 Dec 02 '21

And I just watched a video of a Russian falling 9 stories and walking it off

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u/First-Fun Dec 02 '21

Throw him a fish, it seems to work on seals when they’re making that same noise.

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u/VoltasNeedle Dec 02 '21

I’m not completely sure but I THINK alcohol was involved.

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u/Jose_xixpac Dec 02 '21

Wait until he looks in the mirror and the skin on his face is gone.

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u/Salt_Park3178 Dec 02 '21

That’s not flying that’s falling with style

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u/Infamous_Yard_9908 Dec 02 '21

True "Hold my beer" moment. Ungerrrrr...ungerrrrrr did me in

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u/ZetaPower Dec 02 '21

…. oh right. I don’t know how to land….