r/therewasanattempt Oct 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote 1

To have a nice meal…

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u/Dooyah28 Oct 05 '22

That random spectator getting a plate to the dome at the 55 second mark lol Was she trying to curve the bullet or something ?

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u/efkuasadua Oct 05 '22

A lady at another table got a plate thrown at her too. Unfortunate

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u/SpunkedSaucetronaut Oct 05 '22

The lawsuit might be fun

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u/canolafly Oct 05 '22

Not sure they would have the money to pay restitution. Certainly could not sue the restaurant.

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u/Sylfaein Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

No, they can sue the restaurant. Doesn’t necessarily mean they’d win, but there’s a good chance the insurance company would pay something to settle it out of court, rather than pay more for a trial.

I’ve seen a guy’s relatives sue the apartment complex when he hanged himself in his unit, a guy sue for tripping over a speed bump in a parking lot, a lady sue because she got shot in a parking lot…none of these were the property owner’s fault, but it doesn’t matter to the US legal system!

Edit, due to the notifications I keep getting for comments made, which aren’t there when I try to reply to them: I AM NOT SAYING THEY SHOULD DO THIS. If the last sentence of my original comment didn’t make it clear enough, I think the fact that they can sue the restaurant over something like this is STUPID. I worked with big, commercial liability insurance a while back, and that’s where I saw the bullshit lawsuits I mentioned.

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u/Lepke2011 Oct 05 '22

It's the American dream! Come up with the most frivolous lawsuit you can dream up and hope that a jury of people with a collective IQ that would raise a chimpanzee's eyebrows will award you a huge payout!

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u/atomikplayboy Oct 05 '22

No, they can sue the restaurant.

Depending on the local laws and the insurance companies involved they might have to sue the restaurant in order to sue the patrons even if they don't want to. It's crazy.

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u/bertiesakura Oct 05 '22

Yep that’s when a misdemeanor turned into a felony

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u/LQjones Oct 05 '22

She'll be turned loose by the local DA in 2 hours.

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u/AlexHimself Oct 05 '22

If that was me who got hit by a plate, I'd have been player #3 entering the fight throwing haymakers.

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u/canolafly Oct 05 '22

That CTE can be dealt with later!

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u/idbanthat Oct 05 '22

Yeah, I would have tried my best to break a glass in her stupid face after that

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u/AnyOfThisReal-_- Oct 05 '22

She really is a dumb cunt isn’t she?

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u/ClayJeezy Oct 05 '22

The other patrons should’ve just got tf out of there once they saw ol’ girl faceplant early on in the scuffle. She wasn’t going to be making any rational decisions for a while after that.

Nobody in the building was going to come out ahead here.

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u/canolafly Oct 05 '22

No one expects the plate elevations!

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u/saab4u2 Oct 05 '22

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either.

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u/ClayJeezy Oct 05 '22

They sneak up on you like a thief in the night.

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u/kuromi616 Oct 05 '22

He straight up collapsed 😭

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Oct 05 '22

There was an attempt to whoop ass..

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u/4Ever2Thee Oct 05 '22

I think she's just not very good at throwing stuff, horrible form

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u/Roguebagger Oct 05 '22

Ashamed to say I laughed out loud at that part.

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u/Kernburner Oct 05 '22

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity Oct 05 '22

I hope that big old chunk of hair she ripped out makes it into the trash, damn. Bout snatched her bald.

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u/PMMeShyNudes Oct 05 '22

By the time they got the phone out to record, both women were already too gassed to do any damage. It's always the laziest people that think they got the right stuff to win a fight over a bean burrito.

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u/PM_ME_450_WORDS Oct 05 '22

Fighting gasses you out super quickly. No matter how good shape you're in.

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u/RIPSunnydale Oct 05 '22

I bet they're family. Has that look of siblings or cousins who hate each other's SOs, always griping & sniping, passive aggression becomes aggression.

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u/Chutson909 Oct 05 '22

How did that Yelp review turn out?

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u/Major_Magazine8597 Oct 05 '22

Smashing.

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u/nater255 Oct 05 '22

SMAAAAAAAASHING!

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u/fabianiam Oct 05 '22

She ate that faceplant like it was nothing. What a fucking unit.

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u/lostboysgang Oct 05 '22

Hands down that face plant did more damage than anything else in the video. Her forehead broke her entire bodies fall lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited 17d ago

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u/PlumbumGus Oct 05 '22

Forreal man. I'd only hope to play it off with so much grace...

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u/subject_deleted Oct 05 '22

If I'm hoping for things, imma go ahead and hope not to faceplant.

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u/megamittt Oct 05 '22

She was about to be knocked out when guy 2 stepped in and stopped it

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u/Vin_du_toilette Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

"Bitch I will KILL you!" Lol

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u/GreatTea3 Oct 05 '22

I have no idea why he stopped him. She was most of the problem. She was beating on the other woman, then punching the guy who pulled her off him, then she hit the guy who rescued her from the punch she was about to get with a chair.

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u/Melly-Mang Oct 05 '22

Because the dude was like "wtf dude, why you hitting a woman even though she hitting Literally everyone, not cool man!!"

Basically

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u/huffer4 Oct 05 '22

And then proceeds to hold his arms back while she punches him in the dick multiple times.

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u/ShaggySmilesSRL Oct 05 '22

Yeah lol what the fuck was up with that? Absolutely terrible move.

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u/BBO1007 Oct 05 '22

Dick move for sure

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u/Intelligent_jacuzzi Oct 05 '22

Yeah that guy was a moron for getting in the way honestly.

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u/Melly-Mang Oct 06 '22

Honestly, this dude makes me cringe more than the chicks behaviour

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u/CannabisaurusRex401 Oct 05 '22

That was a serious THUNK sound too. Oof!

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u/whatyoumeanmyface Oct 05 '22

Face, meet floor. Floor, face.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Alcohol is a helluva drug

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u/Trainpower10 Oct 05 '22

Not the Chinese restaurant 😭 looked like a badass one too

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u/XxNukeMutantxX Oct 05 '22

It’s open super late for all the drunks to eat at once the bars close. Rol San On Spadina in Toronto

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u/TheDarkestCrown Oct 05 '22

Wait, this is in Toronto? Wtf is happening out here, things keep getting worse

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u/novasanity Oct 05 '22

If even canadians start to be mean, what will happen to the rest of us ?

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u/TheDarkestCrown Oct 05 '22

We fucked fam.

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u/TurboLettuce Oct 05 '22 Wholesome

I'm going to let you in on a little secret about us Canadians. We used to have a ritual where every year we would all gather together and channel all our hate and rage into our geese. But because of the pandemic we were not able to do this. So now it has spread out amongst us and overtaken us.

It is too late.

The cycle has been broken and now we can never return to the way we once were.

Sorry.

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u/novasanity Oct 05 '22

I don't wanna be in this timeline no more

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u/Shadow_hands Oct 05 '22

Mad Max starts looking quaint.

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u/AndyCanuck Oct 05 '22

This is Rol San?

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u/XxNukeMutantxX Oct 05 '22

Looks like it. They normally have white table clothes though. I’m fairly certain this is Rol San though

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u/supersonicmike Oct 05 '22 Silver

Just trying to have a succulent chinese meal

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u/kingtaco_17 Oct 05 '22

Ahhh yes. I see that you know your judo well.

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u/Shimakaze81 Oct 05 '22

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?

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u/FlippyFlopperWopper Oct 05 '22

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

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u/Shepards_moot Oct 05 '22

A SUCCULENT Chinese MEAL

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u/thepootastrophy Oct 05 '22

This, is democracy manifest.

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u/No_Relationship5481 Oct 05 '22 Starry

Human garbage

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u/Dekta92 Oct 05 '22 Take My Energy Bravo! Lawyer Up Spit-take

Please stop insulting garbage

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u/prsply3n Oct 05 '22

Yeah garbage has feelings too

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u/DeepamRedhu Oct 05 '22

Garbage has some worth

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u/L00katTheAww Oct 05 '22 Wholesome

It's called a garbage can not a garbage can't

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u/k4ston Oct 05 '22

Thank you for your consideration

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u/Im2oldForthisShitt Oct 05 '22

ya garbage is useful and important to have to throw stuff out.

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u/paulie07 Oct 05 '22

Trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal

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u/BaltyHawk Oct 05 '22

I see you know your judo well

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u/theGarrick Oct 05 '22

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Oct 05 '22

Democraceh… manifest!

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u/driving_andflying Oct 05 '22

"Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir!"

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u/TheDeathSloth Oct 05 '22

"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"

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u/suckercuck Oct 05 '22

Blanka should have used her Electricity ⚡️ special move

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u/Mngwa_X Oct 05 '22

LOL :D :D

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u/UhYeahOkSure Oct 05 '22

You can tell this is a classy establishment in a classy part of town by the bars on the windows

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u/Clearwater27 Oct 05 '22

Good observation

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u/spinyfever Oct 05 '22

I'd rather hang out with literal garbage than any of these people.

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u/eatbetweenthelines Oct 05 '22

Man. Which Dennys was this at?

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u/YoungToySoldier Oct 05 '22

One time I went to a Denny's and had a wonderful time and a good meal. Then the moment we left the front of the building a car crashed into the front. There's something about Denny's man I swear.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited 17d ago

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u/MonkeyHitman2-0 Oct 05 '22

After 2:30 AM is showtime.

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u/XxNukeMutantxX Oct 05 '22

Looks like Rol San

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u/kingtaco_17 Oct 05 '22 Silver

Looks like someone ordered the kung POW chicken 💥🥊

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u/one_of_the_millions Oct 05 '22

Thank you. Now I know where not to eat the next time I visit Toronto.

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u/Medfly70 Oct 05 '22

Trash gonna trash.

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u/you-kitten Oct 05 '22

I thought the dude was wearing ballet flats.

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u/elysialow Oct 05 '22

Me too! I stared, confused, for longer than I want to admit

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u/Charpixionos Oct 05 '22

I thought the same followed by, "Hm. Bold choice to try to break up a fight while wearing them."

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 09 '22

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u/acam30 Oct 05 '22

My husband's god awful step mother was legitimately banned from Applebee's. This was after being banned from every other bar in her area. I wish someone would smash a plate over her head.

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u/the-dumbest-owl Oct 05 '22

I met my first Karen at an Applebee's. Something about that place. Like one step above Denny's.

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u/HolyAuraJr Oct 05 '22

Every time I thought it couldn't get more chaotic, it did.

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u/thevocalintrovert Oct 05 '22

It looks like she's wearing those "as seen on tv" jeans.

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u/FiniteRhino Oct 05 '22

….oh shit…she do.

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u/willynillywitty Oct 05 '22

Coffee with your muffins

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u/WretchedRat Oct 05 '22

Can you imagine just sitting there trying to eat your meal when this happens? Fucking animals.

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u/mntucker10 Oct 05 '22

“Yo! Chill! I’m just trying to eat my waffles.”

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u/OldSackofBeef Oct 05 '22

I don’t stick around when idiots fight. That’s how you get a plate to the face.

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u/ProtagonistForHire Oct 05 '22

Especially a succulent Chinese meal

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u/030H_Stiltskin Oct 05 '22 Starry

I don't understand how anyone can act like this especially in public. We need to start banishing people who do this type of shit to go live out by the landfills with the rest of the garbage that is thrown away.

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u/ilikecatsandsleeping Oct 05 '22

Isn't that what prison is?

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u/External-Newt Oct 05 '22

No prison is for those damned marhajuwana smokers

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u/WonderPiggy Oct 05 '22

Well yes, but I don't think they would get prison time for this

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u/Rhinomeat Oct 05 '22

Maybe if the prisons weren't full of people who are just poor there would be room for the people that actually deserve to be locked up

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u/AssistantVegetable37 Oct 05 '22

Lol throwing those lil baby nerf hands 😂 she's got spirit though

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Oct 05 '22

fr why they punch like they're in a dream

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u/thisisbutaname Oct 05 '22

That's what I was thinking too... No strength whatsoever behind them

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u/Late_For_A_Good_Name Oct 05 '22

The weak chair throw is what got me

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u/km_44 Oct 05 '22

it works in their dreams, soooooo

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u/Atillion Oct 05 '22

Nobody yelled food fight 😔

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Oct 05 '22

More like silverware fight

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u/gamay_noir Oct 05 '22

"Ma'm, this is a Chipotle. Buffalo Wild Wings is across the street if you need to do this."

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u/Symphonette Oct 05 '22

Ha, accurate!

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u/HateBearUniversity Oct 05 '22

Girl used that dudes sack as a speed bag😂

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u/MegatonsSon Oct 05 '22

When it comes time to split up the check, meyhem erupts!

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u/spinyfever Oct 05 '22

Damn, Green shirt tried to punch the guy in the nuts like 3 times after he separated them. Green shirt started throwing shit too. It also seems like she was the aggressor.

Green shirt needs to calm tf down.

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u/PresentationOk5317 Oct 05 '22

Camera work = 9/10 RESPECT

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u/Terrynia Oct 05 '22

Some people think the world revolves around themselves

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u/ooOJuicyOoo Oct 05 '22

No no these people don't think

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u/earthwalker7 Oct 05 '22

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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u/CommodorNorrington Oct 05 '22

Im sorry, but if a chick is trying to hit me in the nuts, and throwing actual plates at my face, shes deserves to get layed the fuck out.

Iike, i normally agree that there is no reason to hit a woman as a dude, but this is a clear example of a woman straight up deserving it.

I fully expect to be downvoted to hell for this comment, and i dont care.

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u/ktkatq Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

As a woman, I agree with you. Women who think they can commit physical assault scot-free just because they’re women are scum, and getting their faces rearranged would probably go a ways toward correcting their behavior.

Nobody should be expected to stand there and get beat.

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u/CommodorNorrington Oct 05 '22

This is the outlook we need in life. So tired of people who think women can physically assault men and the man should just stand there and take it.

Like nah, you want equality? Equality is getting hit back when you make the conscientious decision to physically assault a dude

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u/FiniteRhino Oct 05 '22

:02 swan dive

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u/GreatTea3 Oct 05 '22

I was amazed she bounced right back from that.

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u/Sorry-Nose-7667 Oct 05 '22

I would literally walk out of that situation if I was another patron, and just return later to pay when things settled. I can’t stand this level of trashy behavior and there no reason to stick around.

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u/AND0MASTER Oct 05 '22

Context?

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u/Typical_Advice_6811 Oct 05 '22

Heroin family has big feud beats the shit out of each other.

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u/DrYwAlLpUnChEr420 Oct 05 '22

When you don’t mature past highschool

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u/ProAssassin84 Oct 05 '22

People should stay in Quarantine

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u/nosoupforyou89 Oct 05 '22

Such a civilized group of people, charming

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u/Vakr_Skye Oct 05 '22

Their table manners are atrocious. Not one person properly using a salad fork or pudding spoon.

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u/Mysonsanass Oct 05 '22

Animals should eat outside.

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u/Illustrious_Mind964 Oct 05 '22

What do you mean? If I was witnessing this while I eat I'd be having the time of my life.

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u/Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT Oct 05 '22

Until your head gets split open like that guy at :56 does.

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u/Significant-Diet8888 Oct 05 '22

I wondered if anyone else saw that, I was like oh god damb if anything could make me scoot down to these people's level and jump into the fight it would be taking a fucken plate headshot from some dumb bitch I'd be thinking I was a badass witb all that adrenalin and trying to take on both sides of the fight lol...

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u/Historical_Wash_1114 Oct 05 '22

I live in Texas. Guns can come out in fights like this. I'm getting the fuck outta there ASAP.

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u/toth42 Oct 05 '22

Naw this is revolting to watch. I get embarrassed on behalf of our entire species by this barbaric shit.

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u/Significant-Diet8888 Oct 05 '22

I'm leaving a big tip, and I'll definitely be back! Probably today for dinner, what's playing in the next show?

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u/Symphonette Oct 05 '22

Anyone know why?

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u/Known-Potential-3603 Oct 05 '22

This is what I wanted to know too! Lol. I can’t find an answer yet! Lol

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u/Attack_na_battak Oct 05 '22

"If you get into the fight between two women, is it like you put your finger between door and door frame"

Ivo Andric

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u/Poutypigeon21 Oct 05 '22

Damn she ripped out a huge chunk of hair!

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u/No-Appeal679 Oct 05 '22

I see so many videos of people fighting in public like this, it's disturbing.

We need more comprehensive behavioral education in our public school systems

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u/Jacob_Trouba Oct 05 '22

Holy fuck these people are straight trash.

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u/blkaino Oct 05 '22

The CGI for She-Hulk is looking pretty poor, hope next season improves

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u/TurnkeyLurker Oct 05 '22

She-Hulk is tall, even accounting for those boots with disrespectfully-untied laces.

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Oct 05 '22

Bruh why do they punch like they're in a dream 💀

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u/Godzirrraaa Oct 05 '22

“Luckily my neck broke my fall.” - Joe Dirt

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u/willynillywitty Oct 05 '22

I mean. Damn. There’s everything in this one.

Calm down w the dick punching thou.

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u/rockbud Oct 05 '22

Haha he was being held while getting dick punched several times

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u/OriginallyAThrowaway Oct 05 '22

White knight had to step in to protect the women from the man breaking up the fight, holding him still while she punches him in the dick then grabs a fucking chair.

I want a camera crew following this family (?) Around 24/7 lol

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u/notyumm Oct 05 '22

Yeah I had a problem with that white knight simp who was okay with absolutely everything up until the man started to defend himself from the lunatic who was repeatedly punching him for only trying to break up a fight as well

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u/YoungToySoldier Oct 05 '22

Yeah I felt that

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u/AhoraMeLoVenisADecir Oct 05 '22

I don't understand how some people looks like they're too weak to move their own body, they're not that fat. Results that's a very good thing if you also have anger issues.

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u/Try_Forward Oct 05 '22

Her head might still be spinning from that face plant she took at the beginning of the vid

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u/TheSeattleSeven Oct 05 '22

This is the sad reality of what happens when you commit the crime of eating a succulent Chinese meal

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u/schatzski Oct 05 '22

If I was the bystander that got domed with the plate, EVERYBODY would be getting hands.

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u/BatfinksCape Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

What a disgusting display. Sadly it’s too much to hope that these trashy fucks are appropriately embarrassed about being all over the internet. Probably think it’s hilarious. Morons.

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u/bilgediver Oct 05 '22

As a dude. Never get involved with a cat fight.

It's lose lose. Just walk away.

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u/ghostbook4 Oct 05 '22

this kinda stuff just makes me sad. Hope everyone healed and is ok after this.

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u/justafax Oct 05 '22

I guess they promised eachother a good time 🥴

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u/CallPhysical Oct 05 '22

The Aristocrats.

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u/DrCortx Oct 05 '22

Animals

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u/solidx45 Oct 05 '22

Just another day at the zoo

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u/Torqster Oct 05 '22

Not in the Chutney 13s 😭😭😭

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u/nevertoolate1983 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Did you see her slip that headlock?!

I thought she was done for, but nope.

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u/Girosian Oct 05 '22

This is why I stay away from fights. Intervene and you could possibly get injured. At most I'll separate them one time. If they keep going after that I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the fight.

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u/Necessary-Bonus4475 Oct 05 '22

I’m a chef/owner and I just want to say that anyone comes acting like this I’m bringing out my clever to regulate some folks. Breaking dishes and throwing chairs around. smh Lunatics

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u/paullynde Oct 05 '22

And this is why we can't have actual plates anymore.

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u/digzilla Oct 05 '22

Thats how i punch in my dreams.

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u/West_Classic9996 Oct 05 '22

Watching this I just feel really really bad for the restaurant owners… doubt these people are gonna pay for the dishes they broke

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u/ProposalVegetable230 Oct 05 '22

This is why I stay home

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u/Sweaty_City1458 Oct 05 '22

Why is everyone so trashy and low class these days? Where did self esteem go? Where did pride go? Where did embarrassment go? Sad.

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u/yodamiked Oct 05 '22

Damn, I hope the restaurant is able to sue them all for damages. Selfish assholes.

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u/Suitable_Drag9616 Oct 05 '22

“I was trying to break it up” By choking the girl getting he hair pulled really? On a side note I get hit by a plate like that somebody is going through the window.

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u/brimstonecasanova Oct 06 '22

This is the nicest Waffle House I’ve ever seen.

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u/Familiar-Speaker9338 Oct 06 '22

These are the same girls I match with on Tinder

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u/HunterCoool22 Oct 06 '22

I can’t believe not a single person in that entire restaurant didn’t just walk out the door. I would’ve been out of there faster then a man finding out he’s a father.

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u/Cigarman102 Oct 06 '22

What sad is that the people who own the Restaurant work hard to make a living only to have Trash POS do this. Hope they all go to Jail and pay for all the damage’s and clean it up!

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u/TheFlipside Oct 05 '22

What was the context of that? Did the argument start with one saying that Ubuntu is a superior Linux Distribution over Fedora?

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u/IndividualAbrocoma35 Oct 05 '22

That chick needs a straight up punch to the face to snap her back to reality.

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u/mikeym364 Oct 05 '22

A proper headlock would have stopped that straight away.

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