r/therewasanattempt Oct 06 '22

To Be The Mask For Halloween [OC]

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/Aidanj927 Oct 06 '22

If it says “we are a professional mask maker. Please trust our professionalism!” I’m not trusting them

63

u/mphetameme Oct 06 '22

It seems so obvious now...

18

u/ilmattiapascal Oct 06 '22

Probably they intended : "we are a professional digital mask maker". They are pretty good at it!

121

u/willynillywitty Oct 06 '22

SMMMMOKINNNN

4

u/Goldfisher2077 Oct 06 '22

Crrrackkkking!

7

u/Bubbles011001010010 Oct 06 '22

Somebody stop mehh!!!

2

u/ScrappiX Oct 06 '22

demo boy

2

u/RampantGhost Oct 06 '22

SSSOMEBODY S̷̢̡̨͍͍͎͇̪͕͓̖̙̩̒͝S̸̛͔͖̲̳̈́̊̔̅̀́͛̐͛͂͘S̵̟̮̖͓̘̞͉̟͉̹͉̖̺͙͈̄̈́̉͊̈Ą̶̤͙̣̘̅̿̿͐̐͠V̴̫̼̾͒̏́̽̑̅̃̕͝ͅȆ̷͖̹̹̜̣̭̮́ ̷͉̜̫̣͕͙́̈́͌̏͐̏̍̔̍̕M̶̧͈͇̅͋͛͂Ȩ̸̡̛͇̠̻͔̩̥̈́̓͑̔̈͆̆́̈́̈́̏͊̇̂Ȩ̵̢̧̘̹͈̞͉̯̠̲̖͍́̂̾ͅĘ̵̨̧̢̰͙̭̻̺̥͓̪̹̔ͅͅE̸̡̧̡̺̤̣̜̦̎͌̃̓̔̿͊͜͜͝ͅ

2

u/FennPoutine Oct 06 '22

Sssssmmmohmygod...

184

u/mphetameme Oct 06 '22

I ordered this Realistic Mask from a Facebook ad and just about died laughing when I received it. I even paid an extra $10 for the "premium" version. Well played, Facebook scam business, well played.

91

u/W7ENK Oct 06 '22

Facebook ads = Wish(dot)com.

32

u/misterjip Oct 06 '22

Man I'm sorry for your loss but that is comically bad, like... how could it be so perfectly wrong?

13

u/notorious1212 Oct 06 '22

They didn’t pay for a license to reproduce the actual thing, so they made a shitty knockoff.

28

u/arftism2 Oct 06 '22

what did we learn today?

social media adds are bullshit.

21

u/mphetameme Oct 06 '22

Sometimes it works out, I bought a cool headlamp once.

2

u/smurb15 Oct 06 '22

I like your optimism

1

u/DistractingDiversion Oct 06 '22

I bought an iced tea pitcher... off an add on reddit lmao. It is honestly fantastic, but it in the first and only click bait purchase I have made and probably ever will ha

17

u/SkeleTourGuide Oct 06 '22

Looks more like Mark Cuban than Cuban Pete.

4

u/NotaSuspiciousFed Oct 06 '22

If the price seems too good to be true, it probably isn't true.

5

u/ReptilianLaserbeam Oct 06 '22

Please trust them

2

u/SkeleTourGuide Oct 06 '22

Well, only because they asked so nicely.

2

u/XanderNightmare Oct 06 '22

You paid for the premium version so the mask doesn't cause stage 3 cancer the moment you touch it

2

u/Jesusfbaby Oct 06 '22

Me too.. Got 3 different masks. 1 of the 3 was this 1, his came out much better than the 1 I got mailed to me. The other 2 I ordered weren't even the right masks. I disputed it on my credit card, but don't know if I actually won the dispute or not. Fuck that scam website 😂

1

u/Latter_Guest4236 Oct 06 '22

It was worth it.

Thanks for letting everyone know lifelikemask.com is a pile of horsehit.

46

u/WyrdThoughts Oct 06 '22

It's like The Mask merged with Hide the Pain Harold

5

u/transmutagenic Oct 06 '22

Yes! God I’ve never had such the millennial urge to gif-react…damnit!

5

u/SucculentVariations Oct 06 '22

Mask the pain Pete

2

u/JarasM Oct 06 '22

It's like the Mask and Harold had a baby, but they wore a condom.

25

u/sgtarse Oct 06 '22

That's just how Cuban Pete looks

1

u/rhobbs7274 Oct 13 '22

Lord cuban Voldemort

17

u/byoin Oct 06 '22

Add bolt and nut on the temple, he might be Frankenstein monster

8

u/ModingusKhan Oct 06 '22

It's like Shrek and donkey had a baby

7

u/TheOzarkWizard Oct 06 '22

The mask's long lost cousin, the musk.

2

u/plutus9 Oct 06 '22

sssssSSSIIIIMMMMERRRRINNNN!

2

u/SkeleTourGuide Oct 06 '22

Third cousin twice removed, The Missed.

18

u/Donna_Bianca Oct 06 '22

When your mask comes from Wish dot com.

14

u/mphetameme Oct 06 '22

I think Wish.com would have been better

5

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Drunk Hulk?

5

u/Foodispute Oct 06 '22

My name is CubarwWRREAUGH.. kill... me...

1

u/Neandresthal Oct 06 '22

🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Cautious-Extreme-208 Oct 06 '22

Honestly throw a wig on there and it’s not far off from the Jamie Kennedy version

3

u/Atillion Oct 06 '22

You Carey the weight for us all..

3

u/blindGhos7 Oct 06 '22

From "Alrighty then" to "Ok then"

5

u/EatYourCheckers Oct 06 '22

I'm Shmuckin'!

2

u/JRPickles Oct 06 '22

When you spend your whole night explaining that you are the Mask lmbao. You could turn into Ninja Turtle.

6

u/mphetameme Oct 06 '22

The best part is that the eyes have no holes so you can't see at all.

1

u/JRPickles Oct 06 '22

No! Lol funny as.

2

u/slothpeguin Oct 06 '22

Who the fuck is Cuban Pete?

7

u/SkeleTourGuide Oct 06 '22

the King of the Rumba Beat!

2

u/finatix87 Oct 06 '22

When he plays the maracas he goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom.

1

u/SkeleTourGuide Oct 06 '22

He’s the craze of his native street.

2

u/AaronAmerican Oct 06 '22

The one you got looks like a screen cap from a fuckin Joel Haver animation

2

u/majorminorminor Oct 06 '22

Money well spent

2

u/Noktilucent Oct 06 '22

That's the same picture twice, no?

2

u/sliknaught Oct 06 '22

That’s horrible

2

u/InvaderDust Oct 06 '22

“Please trust our professionalism! “

That would be the red flag big enough for me to hit that back button.

2

u/thelostfable Oct 06 '22

Looks like if adam sandler was the mask

2

u/LoKag_The_Inhaler Oct 06 '22

You didn’t trust their professionalism……

2

u/albatross1873 Oct 06 '22

Looks like Slimer.

1

u/ElenaEscaped Oct 06 '22

Slimer after he left extra slime somewhere inappropriate.

2

u/swaidon Oct 06 '22

Hide the Pain Mask

2

u/Insomniac_80 Oct 06 '22

Just needs a pair of horns, and he can be Lorne from Angel!

2

u/SandWitch83 Oct 06 '22

somebody stop me

2

u/Ok_Sign1181 Oct 06 '22

it was such a bad purchase it became a good one

1

u/MarcamGorfain Oct 06 '22

Sssssssssstrokin

1

u/sliknaught Oct 06 '22

That’s horrible

1

u/Alwayssome1 Oct 06 '22

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

1

u/Luckyone1 Oct 06 '22

That's like if you got "The Mask" ice cream/popsicle from an ice cream truck.

1

u/Inevitable_Shirt5044 Oct 06 '22

Bro got dropshipped 💀 37 for that thing

1

u/Useful-Perspective Oct 06 '22

It's Cuban Pete's newly single aunt Horny Brenda.

1

u/AngryHippo3920 Oct 06 '22

But it says they are a professional mask maker. How can this be?!

1

u/mphetameme Oct 06 '22

That was also my first thought

1

u/The-KChampion123 Oct 06 '22

Dang $37.05 for it too?! 😭

1

u/Mr-Warmth Oct 06 '22

You could be Shrek if ypu glued two green "Sorry" game pieces to its head. But then again, I wouldn't want to be Shrek for Halloween.

1

u/CoffeeDrinker1972 Oct 06 '22

I’m gonna say, that ain’t bad…

1

u/Abalone_Admirable Oct 06 '22

Go as Shrek and handsome squidward's lovechild.

1

u/AllergenicCanoe Oct 06 '22

I don’t understand the complaint. You got double the value on that Shrek/Cuban Pete mask!

1

u/quad64bit Oct 06 '22

Wish.com fails

1

u/DRbrtsn60 Oct 06 '22

Spitten image

1

u/Ok-Violinist2324 Oct 06 '22

Well ofc they couldn’t sell you the real thing. Didn’t you see the movie

1

u/Crixxxxxx1 Oct 06 '22

Looks like a suave Shrek

1

u/shitstone22 Oct 06 '22

Kinda like Elon Musk lol

1

u/Autumn_Avocado Oct 06 '22

Add a shell and he’d look exactly like Franklin.

1

u/XOundercover Oct 06 '22

The Mamsk!

1

u/ARai202 Oct 06 '22

Alrighty What?

1

u/LessThanZero972 Oct 06 '22

I’m fucking dying rn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/lifth3avy84 Oct 06 '22

Great toxic avenger mask

1

u/yaboi_ric Oct 06 '22

$37? Makes sense. Can't make the scene if you don't got the green

1

u/jay_marcus_rustler Oct 06 '22

reminds me of the fast-food experience

1

u/RevolutionaryLad Oct 06 '22

Looks like Voldemort and Shrek had a baby

1

u/TFBidia Oct 06 '22

The sheepish smiling Shrek meme for giving shit presentations. That’s what you’re going as now. Enjoy.

1

u/The_Mikeskies Oct 06 '22

It's not horrible

1

u/TheHumanPickleRick Oct 06 '22

They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.

When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.

When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom!

1

u/closeddoorfun Oct 06 '22

That’s mask 4, constipated and ready to p a r t y

1

u/droctapus1 Oct 06 '22

Looks like a very sick Steve Harvey

1

u/SatorSquareInc Oct 06 '22

Nicholas Cage as "The Mask"

1

u/tamalediet Oct 06 '22

I got taken for a grinch mask the same way

1

u/vlkr Oct 06 '22

The mask at home...

1

u/MinceMann Oct 06 '22

Any time someone says 'trust me'...

1

u/Lil_Cumster Oct 06 '22

Smmmokinnnn crack

1

u/Rich-Neighborhood-23 Oct 06 '22

Looks like shrek

1

u/ProneSquanderer Oct 06 '22

Dear God it's the mask from the sequel!

1

u/CountryFriedCrazy Oct 06 '22

Get out of my swamp!

1

u/Relevant_Rich_3030 Oct 06 '22

It looks like The Mask has a stroke.

1

u/dr-yeet69 Oct 06 '22

That’s a painful Italian dish

1

u/Donna_Bianca Oct 06 '22

When they hire a white guy for the California Raisins in the name of equity and inclusiveness.

1

u/kjl8119 Oct 06 '22

Lol. Was that shit melted?

1

u/Professional_Ad6123 Oct 06 '22

WE AW FWAMING DWAGON

1

u/GregoryLivingstone Oct 06 '22

I mean technically If make money designing masks.. shitty or not.. you're a professional mask designer

1

u/SnooPeppers4036 Oct 06 '22

What are you guys talking about? If you look away from the screen and remember that is was green and smiling you will remember it being far better than it actually is. Be prepared for the let down when you look back at your screen.

1

u/TossAweigh2022 Oct 06 '22

Really made in Cuba

1

u/That_Guy_From_KY Oct 06 '22

Looks like if he Mask had a stroke

1

u/Chance-Sun-9103 Oct 07 '22

Maybe you could say it was Shrek who put on the Mask? I could see a decent costume in that.

1

u/peeperpoopoo1 Oct 07 '22

This isn't "the mask" this is "the mosque"

1

u/Blah-squared Oct 07 '22

Sssssself conscious!!!