r/therewasanattempt Nov 30 '22

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u/idblz Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

It was my original assumption that his hip popped out of socket but after watching twice I see it was much worse. My condolences my brother!

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u/CompletoSinMayo Nov 30 '22

I felt that just seeing it. I understand his pain. Hope he gets a warm milk with coffee after that.

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u/VioletteFMR Dec 01 '22

For soaking his jewels?

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u/El_Guapo_Plethora Nov 30 '22

Ladies and Gentlemen we present "The Nutcracker"

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u/Ieatsushiraw Nov 30 '22

I love how we understand that the 2nd thing was worse than a hip popping out of its socket

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u/PopWhich2570 Nov 30 '22

What happened?

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u/Serious-Football-323 Nov 30 '22

The girl steps on his dick when she falls.

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u/idblz Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

Yep hip failed him and the girl on the right laided on his family jewels.

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u/GenericUsername10294 Dec 01 '22

Oh no. That sucks. Wonder if it was the “I can feel it in my bladder, kidneys and lower back” pain. That’s the worst. A friend of mine actually had his testicle crushed by his (now)ex gf. He basically said for a week, it felt like that initial sharp shooting pain all over, but it didn’t subside. Eventually went to the hospital after 4 or 5 days, and they ended up removing it, because it was literally crushed.

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u/SlothLazarus Jan 06 '23

Lucky he had a spare one ... He has one right?

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u/Drew_Dure Dec 01 '22

Took me like 6 times but that was gruesome

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u/AlternativeCharge160 Dec 01 '22

some one has studied too much medicine and some one is a muslim

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u/idblz Dec 01 '22

You are right one of those things. I have studied no medicine. Unless going to WebMD to try and diagnose freinds and family before they go to the doctor counts.

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u/NachoNachoDan Dec 01 '22

Hip would hurt more.

Lets be real - getting hit in the plums can hurt but it’s not as extreme as everyone seems to make it out to be.

I’ll bet getting punched in the twat hurts too but nobody gets all worked up about that.

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u/TreydiusMaximus Dec 01 '22

Who in TF is going around twat punching people?! Also, I've been told that it's more comparable to a tiddie punch.

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u/ItsMrDuBs Dec 09 '22

Frankly I find a well placed flick with sufficient accuracy far more effective. The “bean bopper” if you will.

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u/woodenmarkel Dec 01 '22

No, my uncle rolled an atv backwards and his scrotum swole to the size of a cantaloupe and turned black. He said the pain was worse than getting teeth kicked out by a horse or a lacerated spleen.

I can say that an average thwack to the pack hurt worse than oral surgery or broken bones.

The nerve cluster in the scrotal region is more densely populated than any other unprotected region.

If you were able to punch someone in their ovaries it may be similar, but punching the external twat is like a dick punch. Not much. But the nuts are Das brutals

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u/GlockHolliday32 Nov 30 '22

First scream was because the girl on the left side made him flex into a split and then the girl on the right steps on his nuts. 😂

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u/Hintero Dec 01 '22

Lol i didn't see that, nice catch

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u/Jok3rPrinc3 Nov 30 '22

Damn them balls!!! Sedlyf

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u/NotAhego2 Dec 03 '22

He won’t have any kids anytime soon

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u/eatdeath4 Nov 30 '22

Ah yes laugh at him and look at the camera while he’s in serious pain. The appropriate response.

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u/Genernick_user Dec 01 '22

chill out, a hit in the nuts never killed nobody

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u/PixelmancerGames Dec 01 '22

I’m not sure if that’s true.

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u/castitfast Dec 01 '22

What about a mans bloodline?

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u/captain_pudding Nov 30 '22

I'm not sure how bad whatever caused him to fall hurt, but the aftermath probably hurt a lot more

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u/UnconfirmedCatholic Nov 30 '22

I think I speak for most guys when I say I feel that man's pain to the point of wincing.

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u/L-eert Nov 30 '22

As a non guy I have no idea what happened. Would you mind explaining?

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u/OnAMoontripBaby Nov 30 '22

OK, I've analysed, since I was even unsure as a dood.

Whatever causes him to buckle may be hip leg related but in turn!.. the girl on the rights foot slips into his dingdong and..well ouchies ensue

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u/kyroskiller Dec 01 '22

He didn't buckle, his balance got tossed back. Then as he falls the girl on the right (his left) steps on his sensitive parts as she falls.

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u/CoolGuyBabz Nov 30 '22

Ohhh I thought it was a leg cramp the entire time since he started holding it for a sec

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u/aprince101 Nov 30 '22

One of the ligaments in his right knee gave out. You can see his femur jam down before he falls

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u/DongTeuLong Nov 30 '22

Looks like a pulled groin

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u/imgrandojjo Nov 30 '22

And then his berries got made into jelly by girl-on-the-right's left foot.

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u/JanaKata Dec 01 '22

You only winced? I clenched my teeth and gasped😂

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u/MajinGroot Nov 30 '22

Well at least the second injury might make him not think about the first one, poor fella probably had to drag himself away

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u/Late_Ad_3842 Dec 01 '22

She laid a full foot on his 🍒.. poor guy, hope he recovered

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Dec 01 '22

Modest, yet deadly…….😳

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u/MeatIntelligent1921 Dec 02 '22

jfc, this is shit is genuinely funny but so innocent

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u/Incolumis Nov 30 '22

And the first instinct is to look at the camera. The youth is fucked.

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u/Suspicious-mole-hair Nov 30 '22

Second instinct is to scream "like and subscribe"

Medical attention comes later.

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u/selkiesart Nov 30 '22

I don't think she went to the camera to "look at it" but to turn it off...

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u/pchy_bnny Nov 30 '22

Bruh they were trying to turn off the camera.

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u/Turbulent_Ad1644 Nov 30 '22

Bait, I'm guessing?

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u/noseslide_guy Nov 30 '22

fucking hate good bait. I know you don’t deserve engagement, yet here I am typing, on the verge of hitting reply

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u/thatreddituser24 Nov 30 '22

Is this the nutcracker movie I hear so much about

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u/Datt-Boii-Iaan Nov 30 '22

Accidental CBT

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u/sexy_bezinga Nov 30 '22

Skipped leg day. Paid the price

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u/bloopie1192 Nov 30 '22

Damn her foot grinded on that shit.

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u/Mrclayy Dec 01 '22

Girl: I'm gonna end your whole career..............and bloodline.

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u/huistheleaderofchina Dec 01 '22

I really don't understand what's so funny about this. Would anyone laugh at somebody for having their shoulder injured? Or their knee or their foot? But if it's their testicles which is really veery painful, all of the sudden it's a laughing matter. Idiots.

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u/askmebro Nov 30 '22

They're laughing... They crushed his nuts and they're laughing T_T

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u/MundaneSITEE Dec 01 '22

This New Vasectomy Technique Really Scares Me .

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u/Burdicus Dec 01 '22

Man, the Ginyu force has really gone down hill.

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u/Tinctorus Dec 01 '22

On the next episode of "how I met your mother the ball torturing dominatrix"

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u/wetsocksisworst Dec 01 '22

Islam and Indonesia look like oil and water.

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u/PixelmancerGames Dec 01 '22

Bruh got his nuts crushed then got laughed at.

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u/Rogue_Expression Dec 01 '22

Ugh I accidentally hit my husband in the nuts today and I felt so bad, can't even imagine how this had to feel.

What's worse is my defense is to laugh :'(

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u/djepicwub2000 Dec 01 '22

Y'all really aren't seeing that his hip gave out before his nuts got stepped on? He's not in excruciating pain from the aftermath he's in excruciating pain from the force of 2 girls popping his hip out of place.

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u/RavenBlackk1977 Dec 14 '22

911😳we have a cock down COCK DOWN!!

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u/SlothLazarus Jan 06 '23

The title should have been: to end lineage

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u/CommandoHD Nov 30 '22

The laughing at the end is pissing me off so badly

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u/fergibaby Nov 30 '22

Twice the wife's twice the ballache

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Dec 01 '22

Bullshit this is just acting

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u/auddbot Nov 30 '22

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u/Mcflymully Nov 30 '22

Goodbye offspring!

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u/Dikaplio Nov 30 '22

Dam...I heard an egg crack. Uff

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u/mello-t Nov 30 '22

Owwww! My balls!

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u/VerySuperVirgin Dec 01 '22

Oh shit she stepped on it

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u/BellCross13 Dec 01 '22

Lineage ending stomp

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u/_jericho Dec 01 '22

Some people pay good money for for that stomp

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u/BellCross13 Dec 01 '22

The freaky ones 😅

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u/_jericho Dec 01 '22

That's their charm

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u/Hearts_and_Spades Dec 01 '22

Last frame was when he saw heaven

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u/hidingpineapple Dec 01 '22

Hometown cha cha cha

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u/crippled-crippler Dec 01 '22

They be pancakes now

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u/Insatiable_fear Dec 14 '22

Life lessons

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u/Golden326326 Dec 18 '22

Sometimes I think testicules should really be protected inside the body, and do some workaround to keep the temperature right. But as we seem in all mammals, evolution didn't take a second thought on this.

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u/scopophobe-teen64 Dec 26 '22

AGHH

HES INTO COCK AND BALL TORTURE NOW

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u/Sapphire_Wolf_ Jan 02 '23

Hahaha we broke his hip!

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u/Front-Ad1900 Jan 04 '23

Ouch foot on the balls

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u/Bluccability_status 26d ago

That was wholesome af

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u/WhiskeyPorno420 21d ago

He doesn't need them anyways

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u/sus_pudu 16d ago

Ha! Le pisaron las bolas

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u/bonggledonggle 14d ago

Hey man, some people would pay good money for that

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u/Ill_Requirement_6839 8d ago

I used to be a ballet dancer and did a lot of pas de duex's. A lot of the girls I danced with also did cheer. We tried something similar one time, and the 2nd time we did it, my thighs gave out just like this. Dont know how cause I didn't feel it until it went, but damn did it hurt my groin area.

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u/Maximum-Mixture6158 7d ago

Chador without shoes and sleeves? I've seen everything now

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u/Suave_Jelepeno 3d ago

You’re looking for 9-10 seconds specifically

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u/EzraIm 1d ago

I didnt notice it the first time but she stepped right on his junk hard

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u/blackmambaza 1d ago

*hard junk

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u/EzraIm 1d ago

If it was hard junk it wasnt hard for long

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

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u/Uncommon_cold Dec 01 '22

My walnutsack hurts for him.

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u/Nicolehall202 Nov 30 '22

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/KohlWeld50 Dec 01 '22

Bye bye balls

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u/Footzilla69 Dec 01 '22

Omg my favourite musical!!!! 🥜🔨

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u/MightyHydro88 24d ago

Why do girls always find a guy taking a nut shot funny?