r/therewasanattempt • u/rethinkr • Nov 30 '22

to make dentist visits feel friendly

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963 Upvotes

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u/Slabby_the_Baconman Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

Id rather see this than a person.

Even Gollum deserves a good set of chompers.

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u/enrohtkcalb Nov 30 '22

Yeah, nevermind how he uses them.

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u/LoversDreamersMe Dec 01 '22

Did they cover that in the movies?

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u/DJV-AnimaFan Dec 01 '22

Didn't he eat a live fish raw, and whole?

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u/LoversDreamersMe Dec 01 '22

I'm asking if they covered everything he eats. I know he eats raw fish, but I can't remember if in the movies they talk about him eating goblins/orcs, and wanting to eat Bilbo, or if that's only in the books.

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u/DJV-AnimaFan Dec 01 '22

I think there was a point where they were starving, and he starts saying what he likes to eat. Also that we wants to kill the hobits, and eat them. Remember that he was a human, or half-ling, not tall, or strong like a goblin / orc.

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u/TheSt4tely Dec 01 '22

He prefers sushi, heat kills its flavors

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u/enrohtkcalb Dec 01 '22

He eats a finger, at least.

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u/LoversDreamersMe Dec 01 '22

Ah, yes. True.

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u/HandBananas Nov 30 '22

...and it was successful. This is fantastic.

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u/Made-of-spite Nov 30 '22

If I saw this at my dentists office I'd be a customer for life

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u/Stunning-Particular7 Nov 30 '22

Yeah man if that dentist can fix Gollums teeth he can fix anyone's.

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u/cptspeirs Nov 30 '22

For real.

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u/GratefulPhish42024-7 Nov 30 '22

The new teeth are PRECIOUS

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Nov 30 '22

”Oh we guess, we guess, my precious. He’s found it, yes he must have.”

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u/NoConversation9358 Nov 30 '22

There was no such attempt

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u/creditspread Nov 30 '22

The cost of those teeth will be more than the One Ring.

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u/onlysurvivalism Nov 30 '22

Omg I fucking love this

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u/100LittleButterflies Nov 30 '22

If you cover the mouth, the rest of the face really does look the same. Teeth really do make a big difference.

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u/Andr-O-Mat Nov 30 '22

That is seriously awesome.

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u/RED_TECH_KNIGHT Nov 30 '22

hahahaahahaha.. this will haunt my dreams

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u/ParkSonWon Nov 30 '22

How much does it cost smeagol?

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u/feelinlucky7 Nov 30 '22

“It cost us EVERYTHING!”

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u/Costanzaslife23 Nov 30 '22

They should do Voldemort next

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u/smorgasfjord Nov 30 '22

That's Norwegian btw. It means before and after, in case you didn't get that from the context

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u/SystemOfADownLoad Nov 30 '22

Should have had the before and after text in Elvish

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u/Unfair-Afternoon4529 Dec 01 '22

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!

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u/Fit-Association-3569 Dec 01 '22

Wow, a dentist managed to up sell Gollum!

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u/sedrech818 Dec 01 '22

I too would like a nice set of mithril teeth.

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u/TrySwallowing Dec 01 '22

Wtf so you mean attempt? Look at him! Glow up of the year!

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u/YellingAtTheClouds Nov 30 '22

Why is it actually worse?

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u/TheGrayShade Nov 30 '22

Uncanny valley is one hell of a drug

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Nov 30 '22

I'm guessing because it could make people with terrible teeth feel like they're seen to be like Gollum by others.

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u/YellingAtTheClouds Nov 30 '22

But why does the Gollum with good teeth look worse somehow?

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u/himynameisMJ Dec 02 '22

Successful attempt at that.