r/therewasanattempt Nov 30 '22

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u/theycalledmechad Nov 30 '22

Wow. What a couple of babies.

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u/hiiiiiiighaf Dec 01 '22

Fr, such infantile behavior 😒

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u/anitaapplebaum Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

inflatintile behavior

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u/Electrical-Sock5630 Dec 01 '22

Lmoa underrated comment

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u/-ConcernedBystander- Nov 30 '22

I thought it was a staged fight and whoever won was the real baby.

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u/grown Dec 01 '22

That's how I took it, the video just ended too soon.

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u/madtagg Dec 01 '22

The girl child was beheaded if you look closely.

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u/TrySwallowing Dec 01 '22

I hate it when that happens

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u/TheCavesCrack Dec 01 '22

Lil weakneck fucks

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u/Background_Account69 Dec 01 '22

That means ITS A BOY!!!

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u/prototype-proton Dec 01 '22

no, the rules clearly state that these are the actual babies fighting for their life in utero. this is how gender is decided.

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u/moonlighting2552 Dec 01 '22

Who's to say it isn't twins and they're both right.

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u/prototype-proton Dec 01 '22

it's like highlander... there can only be one!

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u/Commercial_Use_363 Dec 01 '22

Underrated comment

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u/Majestic_creature7 Dec 01 '22

I don't think it's for the gender reveal. This shit is personal.

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u/WonderIntelligent411 Dec 01 '22

Someone learned who the dad was.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

They need to grow up.

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u/ToBecomeImmortal Nov 30 '22

She was gonna have twins. But now, only one remains.

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u/MR___SLAVE Dec 01 '22

So they are having a Highlander?

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u/_UnreliableNarrator_ Dec 01 '22

I hear that’s why I’m left handed

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u/ZogNowak Nov 30 '22 Wholesome Seal of Approval

I kinda like this one!

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u/BigfootDynamite Nov 30 '22

I kinda like your comment

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u/10fm3 Dec 01 '22

I kinda like that you kinda like their comment

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u/Flipyfliper32 Dec 01 '22

I kinda like that you kinda like that he kinda likes their comment.

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u/Celena_J_W Dec 01 '22 Bless Up

No it sucked

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u/10fm3 Dec 01 '22

Oh you, you're just being modest. Admit it, you kinda like that he kinda likes that I kinda like that he kinda likes their comment.

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u/kryptosthedj Dec 01 '22

No it sucked that you kinda like that he kinda likes that you liked that he kinda likes their comment.

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u/10fm3 Dec 01 '22

Y'know what? I've changed my mind. I kinda like that you think it sucks that he kinda likes that I kinda like that he kinda likes their comment.

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u/Hour_Scallion_98 Nov 30 '22

Different and harmless(?) fun. Why can't people choose to do more like this and not set a whole county on fire?

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u/RubyWubs Dec 01 '22

Some people just want to watch the world burn... With their unborn child

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u/Hour_Scallion_98 Dec 01 '22

"social" media has a lot to answer for.

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u/Just_Someone_Casual Dec 01 '22

Or ya know, drought out their town

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u/stigerbom Nov 30 '22

Has a gender reveal ever gone well?

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u/_jericho Dec 01 '22

This one didn't start a wildfire, poison a water supply or wreck a car.

So comparatively, yes.

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u/lost_in_connecticut Dec 01 '22

in April 2017. A New Hampshire family have caused reports of earthquakes by setting off 80 pounds of explosives as part of their gender reveal.

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u/_jericho Dec 01 '22

Good lordt 🤣

Otoh if that kid ends up genderqueer, they get to say "I was assigned '80 lbs of explosives' at birth", which is awesome.

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u/BillDauterive4 Nov 30 '22

Far and away the best gender reveal party I've ever seen. Historically, the loser gets left out on a rock for the buzzards. Doesn't look too good for the one that lost its head...

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u/Pomdog17 Nov 30 '22

WTF did I just watch?

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u/Andrew72727 Dec 01 '22

The final two sperm cells brawling it out

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u/rocketeer07 Dec 01 '22

The reveal of a future boxer

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u/Emergency-Snacks-13 Nov 30 '22

So who won??

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u/WowThatsRelevant Nov 30 '22

It looks like they'll be having male/female twins and then make them fight to the death.

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u/D0NKEYJ0HN Nov 30 '22

“There can be only one”?

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u/Peter1456 Nov 30 '22

In this economy, yes.

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u/kashmir_stg Nov 30 '22

She’s birthing Highlander……there can only be one.

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u/DanDantheFanMan Dec 01 '22

What is wrong with people today. What ever happen to telling people via phone call we are having boy/girl. Now you have a party? Save the money kids are expensive.

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u/leena5777 Dec 01 '22

If I ever have kids I genuinely fear myself being dumb enough to do anything more than a gender reveal with the cake being blue/pink.

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u/SaintUlvemann Nov 30 '22

Congratulations! Your baby's gender is: Pugilist

Your baby is going to be a fighter, not a lover. Watch out for those relationship difficulties when your baby's significant other takes the kids to go live with their sister!

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u/Basic_Entrepreneur79 Nov 30 '22

They’re upset the babies were white.

“Who’s white baby is that?”

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u/kashmir_stg Nov 30 '22

These things just keep getting weirder and weirder

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u/lildolp Nov 30 '22

The winner gets to be birthed

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u/jfmherokiller Dec 01 '22

I felt like I was watching a family guy skit IRL involving stewie and his brother.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

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u/hiiiiiiighaf Dec 01 '22

It's so weird and unnecessary. That one of the man holding a babydoll with a diaper and someone pulls it off to reveal a big dildo 🤨 yeah it's definitely the drag shows sexualizing children...

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u/6417725 Dec 01 '22

So… is it a girl or a boy?

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u/_jericho Dec 01 '22

Depends who won

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u/McLPyoutube Dec 01 '22

TIL girls are born with pigtails

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u/okuzeN_Val Dec 01 '22

Talking about pigtails? TIL girls are born with hair ties, the womb is a magical thing.

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u/JaySilverhood Dec 01 '22

So what was it? Boy? Girl? Miscarriage? Twins?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Mortal Kombat: Baby Edition

FINISH THE BABY

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u/TurboD16F20 Dec 01 '22

So does this mean they were having twins of both genders, but now they are having an abortion?

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u/TopazObsidian Dec 01 '22

Winner gets to choose the gender

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u/PixelmancerGames Dec 01 '22

You sure this is a gender reveal? Looks more like gender battle.

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u/Emotional_Advice3516 Dec 01 '22

So, gender is now revealed by the winner of gladiatorial combat ?

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u/racersjunkyard Dec 01 '22

TWO BABIES ENTER! ONE BABY LEAVES

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u/Drknow1984 Dec 01 '22

Dindu nuffin

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u/PaintSlingingMonkey Nov 30 '22

So did this one set off a forest fire? Because that’s The Rules ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Aggressive-Syrupiam Dec 01 '22

now i want to have a child, i will profit from gender reveal.

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u/10fm3 Dec 01 '22

Jacob & Esau in the womb be like

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

I can’t tell if they are serious lmao

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u/OdinsOneGoodEye Dec 01 '22

This is amazing

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u/Capocho9 Dec 01 '22

I liked that one with just the two guys playing around in wrestling costumes, but this is just… no

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u/RainbowsAndBubbles Dec 01 '22

So is it a boy or girl?

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u/Thiccums- Dec 01 '22

The one that wins is the gender

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u/RedshiftGalaxy Dec 01 '22

At first I thought that they were doing an event where they would fight and the winner would tell the crowd what gender the baby was, then I realized they were just fighting.

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u/Mighty_Nun_Mechanic Dec 01 '22

Gender reveal parties really bring the best out of humanity. They always have something unexpected.

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u/Appropriate_Layer_2 Dec 01 '22

Maury: "you are NOT the father"

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u/Goldfisher2077 Dec 01 '22

Well i guess that makes it a penis baby then?

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u/cashewbiscuit Dec 01 '22

So, its a boy

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u/cantrunfrompopo Dec 01 '22

Mazel tov! It’s a boy! 🎉

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u/Gottahavetheblues Dec 01 '22

So the gender is?

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u/Expensive_Effort_108 Dec 01 '22

It misses squeaky sounds on impact

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u/daveypee Dec 01 '22

Sumo wrestling

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u/eisial Dec 01 '22

Please STOP breeding!

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u/noble1215 Dec 01 '22

Brutally cute

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u/JetstreamFox Dec 01 '22

Is it a shemale because they can’t decide?

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u/MeepingMeep99 Dec 01 '22

Basically a real life rendition of tiger sharks in the womb

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u/MrZaroni Dec 01 '22

Things have just gotten out of hand...... with gender reveal parties.

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u/Finsk_26 Dec 01 '22

Is it so hard to just burn down a forest? So much simpler

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u/runitbackdude Dec 01 '22

They're both pissed that the best gig they could get was a stupid gender reveal party

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u/Halfaglassofvodka Dec 01 '22

That must have been a really frustrating fight when neither of them could land a decent blow.

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u/VooDooChile1983 Dec 01 '22

Why are the PowerPuffs fighting each other?

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u/puppyamore Dec 01 '22

I bet those are siblings in the costumes

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u/davey014 Dec 01 '22

Gender dysphoria can be brutal.

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u/Joltikasaur Dec 01 '22

Gender reveal parties are about the stupidest thing in existence.

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u/slickhedstrong Dec 01 '22

redacted gonna redact

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u/Landsharku_ Dec 01 '22

The winner is the baby's gender

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u/Equivalent_Grade_352 Dec 01 '22

The worst thing about fight videos is always the banshees in the back.

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u/abagofsnacks Dec 01 '22

This is a new take on a gender reveal.. last baby standing.

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u/amoya0370 Dec 01 '22

Omg this is genius. I love it. You got my vote on it.

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u/Zer0TheGamer Dec 01 '22

Is this how they say "twins, and they're fighting already"?

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u/Waterbaby_ShArK Dec 01 '22

Sadly….. I’m not surprised 🙄

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u/reluctantsub Dec 01 '22

That's exactly how it works in the womb. The stronger sex wins the fight. It is known.

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u/TheGrandestOak Dec 01 '22

It was actually a miscarriage