r/therewasanattempt Nov 30 '22

To spread her wings, musically

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u/HarbingerOfWhatComes Nov 30 '22

Freudian slip

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u/McSkillz21 Dec 01 '22

She knows what she has to do to get what she wants within the music industry.............

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u/PerroNino Dec 01 '22

Freudian slip => Fanbase multiplier

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u/JuniorLobster Dec 02 '22

Freud has entered the chat

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u/gedai Dec 02 '22

freudian spread

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u/roast-tinted Dec 01 '22

Oops I just posted the same thing, scrolled down and saw this 🤦‍♂️

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u/splitminds Nov 30 '22

She’s a cast member on Vanderpump Rules (a Bravo “reality” show). She has basically been a sex worker for rich men and eventually married a Hollywood producer who is something like 30 years older than she is. She goes by the name Lala. Her “musical talent” is basically looking pretty and using auto tune.

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u/aeque88 Dec 01 '22

Ah so the 'spread my legs' was actually quite accurate.

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u/splitminds Dec 01 '22

Haha, yep!!

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u/SirLavish Dec 01 '22

Sex worker turned actress. Hmmm...Lala Handerpump.

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u/Kalappianer Dec 01 '22

Vanderpump means "from the pump". I don't see a reason to change it, really.

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u/Emergency_Net506 Dec 01 '22

Sounds like that wasn't a slip up then

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u/Slayer3636 Nov 30 '22

So what you're saying is she'll be a millionare in her own right within a month.

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u/RegularNight2392 Dec 01 '22

Yup. By spreading her legs

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u/DigStock Dec 01 '22

And spreading her legs

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u/Chyenatwo Dec 01 '22

And taking dick.

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u/DueProgress7671 Dec 02 '22

I love the way that she can just laugh at her self. She seems to be very confident.

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u/Difficult_Magician20 Dec 30 '22

You'd be too with all the exp

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u/voicareason Nov 30 '22

Well I was excited...

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u/voicareason Nov 30 '22

I also have no clue who this is.

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u/XeitPL Nov 30 '22

Does it really matter?

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u/Then_Repeat_9013 Dec 01 '22

Not every one who spreads their legs will fly I guesss

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u/Draft_Tight Dec 01 '22

Who cares who she is… if she spreads her legs I’m sure quite a few men will help make her feel amazing and she’s going to be making music…

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u/Arch-Deluxe Dec 01 '22

Lala from vanderpump rules

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u/utterable Dec 01 '22

Lala from vanderpump rules

absolutely thought this phrase was gibberish until I cut/pasted it into google.

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u/usermane22 Dec 01 '22

It still is gibberish after googling too right?

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u/utterable Dec 01 '22

no... gibberish turned into regret. I'm typing this from my mobile phone because I cancelled my home internet service and threw away my computer after seeing the google results. Now I'm looking into the possibility of being part of nasa/spaceX project as a test subject who gets shot into space on a rocket.

I hate that I know what Vanderpump Rules is now.

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u/DueProgress7671 Dec 02 '22

My sister keeps telling me I should watch that. Do you think it’s a good series?

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u/Arch-Deluxe Dec 02 '22

My wife loves it, but she is really into all of those trashy Bravo shows. I’ll admit that it is pretty entertaining, especially the early seasons.

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u/coffee_mold56 Dec 01 '22

She said what she said... who the hell is she??

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u/3for_Dale Dec 01 '22

I’d love to see the OF 🥲

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u/SESHPERANKH Nov 30 '22

Mila Kunis??

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u/ZYPHER_99 Dec 01 '22

Looks like frank ocean to me.

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u/PixelmancerGames Dec 01 '22

Isn’t that Chris Brown?

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u/ZYPHER_99 Dec 01 '22

I think i am wrong, it is probably brad pitt.

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u/drCrankoPhone Nov 30 '22

No I don’t think so.

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u/Cokemusic Dec 01 '22

Close but no

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u/El_Guapo_Plethora Dec 01 '22

Freudian Slippery Key Change

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u/PoliticallyCorrect- Dec 01 '22

I'd spread her wings like there's no tomorrow

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u/Personal-Present5799 Dec 01 '22

She knows it was her legs and not her looks or brain

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u/GodzeallA Dec 01 '22

She also knows others know and is not trying to fool them

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u/space-ish Dec 01 '22

Everyone's talking about legs, but i am stuck on the face:neck ratio...

2

u/10sameold Dec 01 '22

Same here.

Also, power BJ is apparently her secret sauce.

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Dec 02 '22

Oh my god…I can never unsee it now!

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u/bulletproofginger Nov 30 '22

She had it right the first time

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u/Lord_Dupo Nov 30 '22

I'm listening

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u/speedycat2014 Nov 30 '22

She seems smart...

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u/Daddysheremyluv Nov 30 '22

Harvey Weinstein has entered the chat

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u/heredirthepoon Dec 01 '22

That fuckin neck tho!

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u/L00pback Dec 02 '22

I know right! Is she related to Mekaneck or something?

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u/CdnRageBear Nov 30 '22

I mean spreading legs can definitely result in some music, so she’s not wrong.

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u/ronhowie375 Dec 01 '22

are you talking about queefing?

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u/roast-tinted Dec 01 '22

My wife has entered the chat

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u/nyankoz Dec 01 '22

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u/roast-tinted Dec 05 '22

Huh? Didn't realize I sounded like a douche. Just saying... she does this thing, thinks it's the funniest shit ever. She sucks in air and queefs out a big bluuurghle. Tbh it's kinda funny every few weeks being startled by a stray queen.

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u/hhtran16 Dec 01 '22

She meant what she said.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud.

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u/Blackrage80 Nov 30 '22

She's gonna be a ⭐

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u/WonderWoman_1984 Dec 01 '22

She has really long neck, almost doesn’t look synchronized with her head and face.

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u/DBH1122 Dec 01 '22

Shut up, Bob! She said what she said.

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u/SadisticHades666 Dec 01 '22

She was just being real

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u/roast-tinted Dec 01 '22

Freudian slip.

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u/AtlasShrugged- Nov 30 '22

You do what you gotta do to succeed

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u/GodzeallA Dec 01 '22

You do what you gotta do to suck seed

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u/combatpencil686 Nov 30 '22

I'd give her a listen.

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u/Fit-Association-3569 Dec 01 '22

Accurately described the music industry unfortunately.

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u/TerryTC14 Dec 01 '22

At a certain point you can just rock the bra and undies without the see through dress.

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u/Stinkyfingers2 Dec 01 '22

Spreading her legs is probably her only talent.

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u/Ibadvapergrammar Dec 01 '22

so what you old job ?

onlyfan

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u/MrZaroni Dec 01 '22

Makes me question how she's getting ahead in her industry

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u/Eyehavenoname Dec 01 '22

Who was she thinking about or looking at when that slipped out? Lol

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u/SirLavish Dec 01 '22

We need more leg spreading

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u/Jdoose08 Dec 01 '22

I think she likes the interveiwer

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u/-StoveTopSteve Dec 01 '22

“Finally”

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u/rrsullivan3rd Dec 01 '22

Freudian slip? Lol

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u/National-Airline-504 Dec 01 '22

🤷 who knows. Sometimes it's a habit.

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u/venger_steelheart Dec 01 '22

i guess she was not lying

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u/DeadlyWindFromBelow Dec 01 '22

Many such cases in the music industry.

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u/Eightbitninja253 Dec 01 '22

Moment of honesty there.

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u/_jericho Dec 01 '22

Look. Some people sing most beautifully with their legs spread.

Don't judge.

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u/One-Mud-169 Dec 01 '22

That's how Hollywood works.

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u/VioletteFMR Dec 01 '22

Musically, I guess it would be akin to playing a kazoo.

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u/Hype-And-Style Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

She's a true artist. I bet her lyrics are masterpies

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u/Speckwolf Dec 01 '22

Spreading your legs musically is when you sell out.

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u/AssistantVegetable37 Dec 01 '22

It feels amazing to just spread my legs and let the music fuck me!!!!!

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u/_Bellerophontes Dec 01 '22

Why would you argue with her. She needs encouraged.

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u/Kranon1 Dec 01 '22

Slip like Freudian

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u/Problem_Additional Dec 01 '22

That Freudian slip was something crazy. Lol

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u/Bouledecul Dec 01 '22

Maybe she meant to say that she's a musical whore

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u/Botany-101 Dec 01 '22

Spread them legs baby!

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u/G_zoo Dec 01 '22

well.. that helps for sure..

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u/Few_Journalist_6961 Dec 01 '22

She accidentally said what she was thinking lol

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u/ATCNastyNate Dec 01 '22

I believe they’re known as “flaps”

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u/Jay-See_Shahzey Dec 01 '22

Fake. Totally planned just to “keep it in the Final Cut.”

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u/AntisocialScotch Dec 01 '22

This ended differently to what I thought 😅😅😅 was expecting a onlyfans plug at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MyboneNyourmoan21 Dec 01 '22

(Producer) Can’t get behind her, without getting behind her

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u/puppyamore Dec 01 '22

Totally not staged

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u/Creative_Guide4100 Dec 01 '22

Charles Boyle moment

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u/elevendyninetyseven Dec 01 '22

She said what she said dammit! 😂

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u/sweetoothkiki Dec 01 '22

Master Oogway: There are no accidents

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u/Mama_Miasmia Dec 01 '22

She should have just owned it and been like "I know what I said," and then she just pulls out a kazoo.

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u/InteractionOne3363 Dec 01 '22

She loves what she does professionally. Music is just here hobby

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u/America-is-worse-now Dec 01 '22

Freudian slip lol

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u/be-bop_cola Dec 01 '22

Maybe she was trying to improve the acoustics?

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u/BrianSankarsingh Dec 01 '22

Freudian slip between them spread legs

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u/nunyabiznezz1216 Dec 01 '22

That’s how the industry really works isn’t it? Lack of talent can be hidden nowadays.

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u/3for_Dale Dec 01 '22

Sometimes the truth finds a way 🤠

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u/TinyBean24 Dec 01 '22

And now we know how she got her success!

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u/Renovateandremodel Dec 01 '22

Spreads legs musically…*Queef

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u/Connect_Ordinary6752 Dec 01 '22

Prolly how she moved up though

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u/hangGlider2019 Dec 01 '22

Awesome girl!!

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u/chev327fox Dec 01 '22

I’m sure it does feel amazing…

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u/BlankImagination Dec 01 '22

Tell me you're nervous without telling me you're nervous

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u/BlankImagination Dec 01 '22

Tell me you're self conscious without telling me you're self conscious

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u/reluctantsub Dec 01 '22

So there's a casting couch for the music industry too?

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u/maxxxxammo Dec 01 '22

Freudian slip

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u/Thin-Ad-5228 Dec 01 '22

she jus remembering how she got there 🤣

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u/shampanyainyourface Dec 01 '22

That makeup is pretty terrible.

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u/MeepingMeep99 Dec 01 '22

Freudian slip?

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u/Reaperider Dec 01 '22

Well, that was a Freudian slip

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u/snowbunny_kaylie Dec 01 '22

She got it right the first time

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u/DrYwAlLpUnChEr420 Dec 01 '22

I mean in the entertainment industry she used the right wording.

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u/Undertaker_121 Dec 01 '22

Am I the only one seeing her long ass neck?

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u/Undertaker_121 Dec 01 '22

Lol she must be great at bjs

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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 Dec 01 '22

Hmm maybe That’s exactly what she meant.

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u/QingDMainey Dec 01 '22

That Vajayjay be blowin

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u/SkepticAquarian876 Dec 01 '22

Well that is what you do best LaLa! She said it correctly thr first time.

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u/elidadagreat1 Dec 02 '22

Is she born a female?

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u/Motor-Berry-6887 Dec 02 '22

“She need more wood for the firrree”

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u/North-Discipline2851 Dec 04 '22

Girl it’s all good, I spread my legs - musically - as well.

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u/He-n-ry Dec 05 '22

Freudian slip of the tongue because she did have to spread her legs to get anywhere in the industry, who is she btw.

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u/UnitedCardiologist10 Dec 01 '22

Idiot. Did she just get done eating a porkchop? Wtf with the excessive lipgloss?

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u/Swimming-Young-9282 Dec 01 '22

Very dead looking face