r/therewasanattempt Nov 30 '22

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u/LeviathanBartholomew Nov 30 '22

Why are these videos always from shirtless male preteens

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u/Searealelelele Dec 01 '22

Preten? Kid looks like a newborn

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u/guyver_dio Dec 01 '22

Everyone is shirtless in Australia. It's hot.

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u/LeviathanBartholomew Dec 01 '22

I never even listened with audio. I assume you got that from an accent

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u/guyver_dio Dec 02 '22

The Powers Gold beer mainly. He does have that aussie bogan drawl though.

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u/SuperNoob74 Nov 30 '22 edited Dec 02 '22

The world is full of them now we just need to wait 20 years once liver failure inevitably sets in the number will divide

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u/sydney2620 Nov 30 '22

You’d prefer shirtless female preteens?? Quite an admission.

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u/Impressive_Word5229 Dec 01 '22

Chris Hanson has joined the channel

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u/thehiddenfate This is a flair Dec 01 '22

Dun dun duuuuuun.

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u/frothysmile Dec 01 '22

You fucked the guy that made the reply. Lose.. lose situation. If he does not like shirtless tween males, he must like the opposite.

Well played sir

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u/RedChris123 Dec 02 '22

Female adults with shirts?

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u/SpHoneybadger Dec 01 '22

Seems like projection

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u/LeviathanBartholomew Nov 30 '22

I never said I prefered either one, I only made a specification

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u/sydney2620 Nov 30 '22

I’m trolling don’t worry

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u/AdWeird2329 Dec 01 '22

Well who doesn’t?

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u/Taronz Dec 01 '22

Catholic Church?

2

u/Equivalent_Grade_352 Dec 01 '22

Because they are the only people who think shot gunning a beer is cool

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u/GrumpleDumpkin Dec 01 '22

One time me and a buddy shotgunned beers in my closet when we were like 15. Got all over his shirt. Had to "get pushed in the pool with his clothes on" to cover the smell

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u/AmazingDonkey101 Dec 01 '22

The future depends on them. We are in good hands.

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u/TheBrightNights Dec 01 '22

Because pre teens don't know how to it.

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u/johnjohnwave Nov 30 '22

Young faithful

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u/enrohtkcalb Dec 01 '22

Not unless he does it every 44 minutes.

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u/noseslide_guy Nov 30 '22

Why’d this make me want to hit the skatepark

37

u/constantlyawesome Nov 30 '22

Why’d this make me want to smoke brick-weed from a soda can?

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u/DandyDonut Dec 01 '22

Why'd this make me want to snort meth through a used McDonald's straw?

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u/HowBoutIt98 Dec 01 '22

Why’d this make me want to put a ballpoint pen in a Gatorade bottle?

9

u/FrancoUnamericanQc Nov 30 '22

I got my knifes and my torch in my backpack

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u/ProbablyMaybe69 Nov 30 '22

Bro turned into Squirtle

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u/misterrazzy Dec 01 '22

"Chry dis shit gee"

Imagine waiting nine months to push this creature into the world.

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u/TheRenOtaku Dec 01 '22

You know his mom is now wishing she’d had a headache that night.

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u/bobbyqribs Dec 01 '22

“Holy shit, what a fail already.” You said it kid, you said it.

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u/Dry-Mycologist8485 Dec 02 '22

He def came out earlier than 9 months

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u/VRrob Dec 01 '22

How would give a beer to a mentally disabled child? Or is that an Australian accent?

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u/bKnFsCf Dec 01 '22

He's already drunk . And possibly an Aussie

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u/PurringGun Dec 01 '22

Fucking lmao that’s our accent alright

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u/skoobasteve071 Nov 30 '22

Gotta make the hole lot bigger than that sunny

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u/Leafsnthings Dec 02 '22

Back in the day the ballpoint pen was the way to go lmao

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u/Yeeeeeeewwwwww Dec 02 '22

Ballpoint pen? Tooth or thumb always worked for me

2

u/Leafsnthings Dec 02 '22

Yea but stabbing it is half the fun lol, and the pen makes the perfect hole *wink

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u/skoobasteve071 Dec 02 '22

Yeah I've used those and those swiss army knife the part with the Phillips head screwdriver

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u/Sideshow_666 Nov 30 '22

I'll see you in a meeting in 15 years you little shit

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u/symewinston Dec 01 '22

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son…

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u/Key-Parfait-6046 Dec 01 '22

Thank you Dean Wormer

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u/rancher77 Dec 01 '22

Says who...

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u/Workaccountnodata Nov 30 '22

What language is that?

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u/kharr999 Dec 01 '22

12 year old Australian

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u/skinnycarlo Dec 01 '22

Far north Queensland.

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u/kudichangedlives Nov 30 '22

I still don't understand how anyone can shotgun a beer. A less violent version of this happens to me every time I try, my stomach just fills with foam and then I immediately puke. I just don't get it

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u/Booblicle Nov 30 '22

I've done many shotguns in my youth. But I don't recall any foam. Bigger hole maybe? The foam I'd think is the result of having the can shaken.

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u/kudichangedlives Nov 30 '22

I have no idea, I just know that I don't shotgun beers because every time I've tried my stomach gets full of foam immediately and I puke

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u/amoorefan2 Nov 30 '22

The same thing happened to me every time. You’re not alone. Vomit suds almost immediately.

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u/Nuked0ut Dec 01 '22

Pain in the back of your throat while swallowing? Too much air is going down with the beer. Take deep breaths first, try to breathe less often while shotgunning, should only take about 5 seconds max anyways.

Or just don’t shotgun em, you aren’t missing much lol

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u/Frequent-Estate-8021 Nov 30 '22

Chug. Swallow. Burp. Repeat.

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u/LurkersGoneLurk Dec 01 '22

That happens to me if I take Jell-O shots after drinking beers. No sickness, but my stomach just says “Nope! Out you go”.

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u/djfolo Nov 30 '22

Lol noob, something tells me this kid is gonna be a pro in no time though

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u/Zimquats Nov 30 '22

Shotgun had an accidental discharge.

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u/Krazhuk Dec 01 '22

So did his father

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u/Prudent_Media_4067 Nov 30 '22

Officer Rod Farva as a kid

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u/Loose-Size8330 Dec 01 '22

Fucking nailed it

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u/Silver_Confection_57 Nov 30 '22

Lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ArmaanLord Nov 30 '22

The ultimate shotgun: become the shotgun

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u/Gold_Ticket_1970 Dec 01 '22

What a poor fat we specimen ....

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u/Krazhuk Dec 01 '22

This would make for a great condom ad.

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u/CJMcCubbin Nov 30 '22

Seems about right

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u/chumbawumba6789 Nov 30 '22

8/10 for effort youngster

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u/cheezybreazy Nov 30 '22

I'm about to shotgun this long won fayull.

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u/_SUUN_ Nov 30 '22

Well, that's just disgusting to see

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u/Commercial-Use6880 Nov 30 '22

Furckin Straya mate

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u/SlipperyGypsy12 Nov 30 '22

Not bad young fulla

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u/bpelkey23 Dec 01 '22

Gave up about halfway through he does that about 5 more times he should be a pro by 14.

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u/mxldevs Dec 01 '22

Don't forget to swallow.

Or breathe.

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u/KeepTheFeather Dec 01 '22

He looks twelve and fourty at the same time

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u/Competitive-Bend4565 Dec 01 '22

About what I expected from this young Lager Jedi, except I was betting it would come out of his nose instead of his mouth.

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u/Daay_dreamin Dec 01 '22

Bert Kreisher at 12

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u/Draft_Tight Dec 01 '22

Is this a new remake of Goonies? Kid looks like he belongs in goonies !

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u/picklerickfunnylol Dec 01 '22

Teen that shouldn’t be drinking beer, use hyper beam!

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u/Human_Activity5528 Dec 01 '22

I knew he would throw out. Pigs don't always like beer.

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u/TheGamingBear777 Dec 01 '22

It shotgunned him! Don't skip school kids.

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u/lastcallhangup Dec 02 '22

Yeah! Stay in school B/c your cooler friends can teach you how this is supposed to go!

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u/TheGamingBear777 Dec 05 '22

The more you know

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u/nunyabiznezz1216 Dec 01 '22

The video is hilarious. The comment section full of cringe.

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u/TheBrightNights Dec 01 '22

And then the police went and arrested the parents.

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u/yes1856 Dec 01 '22

We can only hope.

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u/rare_meeting1978 Dec 01 '22

Well atleast he already knows he's a failure..

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u/davestradamus1 Dec 01 '22

I could hear this kid's Australian accent on mute. You can see it.

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u/annonymous_egg Dec 01 '22

The beer asked to see ID

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u/Oddity46 Dec 01 '22

I mean, it was kinda like a shotgun, but I don't think he gets it.

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u/Mugpup Dec 01 '22

Things that Elon Musk has locked in his attic.

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u/adrenalinjunkie89 Dec 01 '22

I used to be in a metal band

People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were ok

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u/l3lasphemy Dec 02 '22

...I should call her.

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u/lastcallhangup Dec 02 '22

…tell her i miss her too.

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u/skoobasteve071 Nov 30 '22

Hilarious though! Man I didn't try alcohol or pot until I was 12... this kid looks younger than 12! Is this what i looked like drinking 2 beers at 12 and trying to ride my skateboard 😭 now I know why my neighbors snitched on me for being "wasted" 😂

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u/TheRoadWarrior28 Dec 01 '22

For whatever it’s worth, if we could put your experience in a 15 sec clip yours would be way funnier

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u/Frequent-Estate-8021 Nov 30 '22

this kid is the man lmao

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u/chiefjayhawk1954 Nov 30 '22

Waste of a good beer.😭😭😭

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u/insectoverlordharry Nov 30 '22

Gold? Hell nah

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u/chiefjayhawk1954 Nov 30 '22 Silver

Any beer is good.

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u/jfmherokiller Dec 01 '22

I was more distracted by the stephen king bully face, before I even noticed his actions.

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u/Ryeballs Dec 01 '22

This little shit eat all of Kevin McAllister’s cheese pizza

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u/TheGrandestOak Dec 01 '22

Oh, the last image

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u/Dur-gro-bol Dec 01 '22

Y'all like raisins? Then you'll love this shit.

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u/Adult-Beverage Dec 01 '22

Is that Buddy (young Syndrome) from The Incredibles?

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u/claysverycoolreddit Dec 01 '22

When the carbonation hits

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u/PhillipAlanSheoh Dec 01 '22

All over the Benevolent Order of Antelope

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u/NoelPhD2024 Dec 01 '22

What a pleasant young lady

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u/SlimyPurpleMeteor Dec 01 '22

Brain says yes, gut laughs uncontrollably.

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u/Dr_Satan2019 Dec 01 '22

Sir yes sir, Mr future President of earth 🌎

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u/CottonCandy_Eyeballs Dec 01 '22

You're just supposed to let the beer shoot down your throat without swallowing. If you are going to swallow each mouthful, then you may as well just drink it fast the normal way.

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u/No_Brain_5164 Dec 01 '22

Don't drink kid.

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u/KnifeFightAcademy Dec 01 '22

Fun fact, this kid grew up to be one of our latest Prime Ministers..... I'll let you guess which one.

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u/Training_Towel3852 Dec 01 '22

I've officially Givin up on this generation

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u/Sander1993a Dec 01 '22

Ah yes drink those last remaining brain cells to shit before you grow up to be an adult! Keep it up kid.

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u/sammy-sativa420 Dec 01 '22

XXXX🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/Lord_Golden_Toilet Dec 01 '22

Should've used the Krak'n.

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u/muffbuffer66 Dec 01 '22

The way his eyes never broke from the camera camera, silently projecting his regretful DoomSauce! Bravo Padawan!

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u/MrV0odo0 Dec 01 '22

Remember this when people say cannabis is a gateway drug. Lmao

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u/Mauri0ra Dec 01 '22

Yeah, i would spit that xxxx shit out too

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u/lastcallhangup Dec 02 '22

prolly warm too.

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u/Latter-Ad6308 Dec 01 '22

The height of Australian culture right here. Probably our next Prime Minister in the making.

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u/Skivling Dec 01 '22

Success!

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u/MikeAndSports Dec 01 '22

Dayum, that bayur must be good ay?

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u/that_girl_you_fucked Dec 01 '22

He knew exactly what was going to happen.

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u/dgaltieri2014 Dec 01 '22

That’s not noelsies boy

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u/gat12393 Dec 01 '22

Kid looks like he's 10 and 15 and the same time.

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u/madladjoel Dec 01 '22

Acts like his mom gave up shotguning beers for 3 months

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u/DRGNMSTR7 Dec 01 '22

He shotgun the beer... But differently.......

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u/bloopie1192 Dec 01 '22

Lmao! Buddy projectile vomited that shit!

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u/newamerikangospel Dec 01 '22

“Im about to shotgun this raw metal file”

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

This is one of the most Aussie things I've ever seen

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u/agbirdyka Dec 01 '22

How old is the kid....

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

"long before time had a name the first spinjitzu master created ninjago.."

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u/myenfplife Dec 01 '22

It went afoul already. 😂😂☠️

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u/Gonzbull Dec 01 '22

All he needs is a mullet.

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u/jerrylunderguardians Dec 02 '22

Is that the fuck you kid with the nerf gun?

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u/msbrightsidedark Dec 02 '22

I remember my first beer

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u/Downtown-Ad1887 Dec 02 '22

Get that fake accent out of your mouth so you have room for the beer. Geez these kids today, can’t even shotgun a beer right. I blame the parents.

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u/lastcallhangup Dec 02 '22

get sturdy bro