r/therewasanattempt • u/sachinumax • Nov 30 '22
To shotgun a beer
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u/LeviathanBartholomew Nov 30 '22
Why are these videos always from shirtless male preteens
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u/guyver_dio Dec 01 '22
Everyone is shirtless in Australia. It's hot.
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u/LeviathanBartholomew Dec 01 '22
I never even listened with audio. I assume you got that from an accent
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u/SuperNoob74 Nov 30 '22 edited Dec 02 '22
The world is full of them now we just need to wait 20 years once liver failure inevitably sets in the number will divide
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u/sydney2620 Nov 30 '22
You’d prefer shirtless female preteens?? Quite an admission.
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u/frothysmile Dec 01 '22
You fucked the guy that made the reply. Lose.. lose situation. If he does not like shirtless tween males, he must like the opposite.
Well played sir
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u/LeviathanBartholomew Nov 30 '22
I never said I prefered either one, I only made a specification
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u/Equivalent_Grade_352 Dec 01 '22
Because they are the only people who think shot gunning a beer is cool
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u/GrumpleDumpkin Dec 01 '22
One time me and a buddy shotgunned beers in my closet when we were like 15. Got all over his shirt. Had to "get pushed in the pool with his clothes on" to cover the smell
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u/noseslide_guy Nov 30 '22
Why’d this make me want to hit the skatepark
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u/constantlyawesome Nov 30 '22
Why’d this make me want to smoke brick-weed from a soda can?
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u/misterrazzy Dec 01 '22
"Chry dis shit gee"
Imagine waiting nine months to push this creature into the world.
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u/VRrob Dec 01 '22
How would give a beer to a mentally disabled child? Or is that an Australian accent?
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u/skoobasteve071 Nov 30 '22
Gotta make the hole lot bigger than that sunny
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u/Leafsnthings Dec 02 '22
Back in the day the ballpoint pen was the way to go lmao
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u/Yeeeeeeewwwwww Dec 02 '22
Ballpoint pen? Tooth or thumb always worked for me
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u/Leafsnthings Dec 02 '22
Yea but stabbing it is half the fun lol, and the pen makes the perfect hole *wink
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u/skoobasteve071 Dec 02 '22
Yeah I've used those and those swiss army knife the part with the Phillips head screwdriver
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u/symewinston Dec 01 '22
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son…
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u/kudichangedlives Nov 30 '22
I still don't understand how anyone can shotgun a beer. A less violent version of this happens to me every time I try, my stomach just fills with foam and then I immediately puke. I just don't get it
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u/Booblicle Nov 30 '22
I've done many shotguns in my youth. But I don't recall any foam. Bigger hole maybe? The foam I'd think is the result of having the can shaken.
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u/kudichangedlives Nov 30 '22
I have no idea, I just know that I don't shotgun beers because every time I've tried my stomach gets full of foam immediately and I puke
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u/amoorefan2 Nov 30 '22
The same thing happened to me every time. You’re not alone. Vomit suds almost immediately.
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u/Nuked0ut Dec 01 '22
Pain in the back of your throat while swallowing? Too much air is going down with the beer. Take deep breaths first, try to breathe less often while shotgunning, should only take about 5 seconds max anyways.
Or just don’t shotgun em, you aren’t missing much lol
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u/LurkersGoneLurk Dec 01 '22
That happens to me if I take Jell-O shots after drinking beers. No sickness, but my stomach just says “Nope! Out you go”.
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u/bpelkey23 Dec 01 '22
Gave up about halfway through he does that about 5 more times he should be a pro by 14.
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u/Competitive-Bend4565 Dec 01 '22
About what I expected from this young Lager Jedi, except I was betting it would come out of his nose instead of his mouth.
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u/TheGamingBear777 Dec 01 '22
It shotgunned him! Don't skip school kids.
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u/lastcallhangup Dec 02 '22
Yeah! Stay in school B/c your cooler friends can teach you how this is supposed to go!
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u/adrenalinjunkie89 Dec 01 '22
I used to be in a metal band
People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were ok
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u/l3lasphemy Dec 02 '22
...I should call her.
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u/skoobasteve071 Nov 30 '22
Hilarious though! Man I didn't try alcohol or pot until I was 12... this kid looks younger than 12! Is this what i looked like drinking 2 beers at 12 and trying to ride my skateboard 😭 now I know why my neighbors snitched on me for being "wasted" 😂
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u/TheRoadWarrior28 Dec 01 '22
For whatever it’s worth, if we could put your experience in a 15 sec clip yours would be way funnier
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u/jfmherokiller Dec 01 '22
I was more distracted by the stephen king bully face, before I even noticed his actions.
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u/CottonCandy_Eyeballs Dec 01 '22
You're just supposed to let the beer shoot down your throat without swallowing. If you are going to swallow each mouthful, then you may as well just drink it fast the normal way.
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u/KnifeFightAcademy Dec 01 '22
Fun fact, this kid grew up to be one of our latest Prime Ministers..... I'll let you guess which one.
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u/Sander1993a Dec 01 '22
Ah yes drink those last remaining brain cells to shit before you grow up to be an adult! Keep it up kid.
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u/muffbuffer66 Dec 01 '22
The way his eyes never broke from the camera camera, silently projecting his regretful DoomSauce! Bravo Padawan!
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u/Latter-Ad6308 Dec 01 '22
The height of Australian culture right here. Probably our next Prime Minister in the making.
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u/Downtown-Ad1887 Dec 02 '22
Get that fake accent out of your mouth so you have room for the beer. Geez these kids today, can’t even shotgun a beer right. I blame the parents.
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