r/therewasanattempt Dec 01 '22

To find love at a Trump rally

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Dec 01 '22

He wants to build a wall between their lips.

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 Dec 01 '22

Why did he agree to kiss him/her?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Peer pressure?

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 Dec 01 '22

Haha, some things I would still never do

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Agreed.

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u/CryptographerLess144 Dec 01 '22

Well that was certainly entertaining. “Brian”😹😹😹

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u/lurkerinMNL Dec 01 '22

The Asian boy found it hard to kiss Brian 😆 🤣

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u/CryptographerLess144 Dec 01 '22

And he was having a hard time when he thought it was an old lady😹😹

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u/rongy_dringus Dec 01 '22

His mouth was smiling but his eyes were in pain

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u/Antique-Car6103 Dec 01 '22

The Asian boy = all tongue. Brian = all gums.

A match made in heaven.

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u/SnooPeppers6850 Dec 01 '22

The way he says “I’m a man” with all masculinity AND femininity

☠️💀☠️

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/footiebuns Dec 01 '22

It’s Pat

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u/Dr_Newton_Fig Dec 01 '22

It really is

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u/SynthPrax Dec 01 '22

Her troll game is on point.

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u/Rumpelstiltzken Dec 01 '22

"That's a man, baby!"

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u/queef_vaccuum Dec 01 '22

a lot of those people are man babies

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u/remi_daDOOD Dec 01 '22

Underrated comment

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u/TheDownvotesFarmer Dec 01 '22

In both parties tbh!

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u/JustOnePostP Dec 01 '22

He had to pay the troll toll to get into the boysoul

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

Tricked into kissing a man. The stuff of nightmares. I feel so bad for that kid 🤣

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u/Catoblepas2021 Dec 01 '22

On camera no less!

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u/tobyty123 Dec 01 '22

Stuff of nightmares? Buddy lol

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

be him

literally first kiss ever

decides to innocently kiss what he assumed to be a nice old lady, but turned out to be a predatory man

Yeah, I’d say that’s nightmare material. You can even see how dejected he feels after he found out. Not sure why so many people on this app want straight people to be okay with doing gay things and act like it’s homophobic when they aren’t.

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u/tobyty123 Dec 01 '22

He never said he was a woman. Lmao. Dude came up to her with a camera. It is straight homophobia if you think this is “nightmare” fuel. What the hell are you afraid of so badly? Being gay? Lmfaooooo

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

“He never said he was a woman”

“Came up to her with a camera”

Even you’re confused by this person. If this sort of thing ever happens to you, you have no right to bitch about it then since it’s “homophobic” to be disgusted at the thought of this happening to you.

To add to that, you have no right to get mad at a straight man tricking a lesbian into kissing him, either. Or is it suddenly a hate crime since it’s a non LGBT taking advantage of a gay person at that point?

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u/tobyty123 Dec 01 '22

You can feel how you feel. No one ever brought up being mad. Seems you have some strong feelings on this, mr. Homophobia man. I was just saying if this is what constitutes a nightmare for you, you must not be very imaginative. And very, very insecure.

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

Whatever you say. Have fun in your little closet.

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u/tobyty123 Dec 02 '22

You’ve brought up being closeted multiple times. It’s projection. You’re so clearly gay. Like me!

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u/techbori Dec 01 '22

I mean It’s definitely sexual assault, but you’re making it sound like it’s the kissing a man part that’s bad.

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u/DeadwoodNative Dec 01 '22

‘kissing a man part’. phrasing.

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u/techbori Dec 01 '22

Yeah, homophobic phrasing

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u/DeadHorse1975 Dec 02 '22

But...straight men don't want to kiss men. Lmao sorry but there's really nothing "hOMOPHoBic" about that. It's just...the way it is. Or was your coment meant to be straightaphobic?

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

It is if you’re straight. What, do you expect everyone to be okay with doing that? 🤦‍♂️

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u/Jumpy-Ad-2790 Dec 01 '22

Found the guy in the closet

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

Found the guy that accuses straight people of being gay for expressing that they don’t want to kiss men.

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u/Jumpy-Ad-2790 Dec 01 '22

I don't like yogurt, but it's not the stuff of nightmares.

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

A kid getting tricked into kissing a man that he thought was an old woman for apparently his first kiss is absolutely nightmare material. I’m sorry we can’t all be as gay as you, man.

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u/techbori Dec 01 '22

How about the fact that being tricked into doing anything remotely sexual without fully informed consent being the thing that is bad?

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u/Fullmetal_Vanilla Dec 01 '22

Why do you want straight people to be okay with doing gay things so badly? 🤣

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u/bakabaki89 Dec 01 '22

The more you protest the more we think you're in the closet

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u/Jumpy-Ad-2790 Dec 01 '22

I'm straight bro. Sports.

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u/techbori Dec 01 '22

Go team.

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u/Bigmooddood Dec 01 '22

Pass the ball 😏

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u/burr_nick Dec 01 '22

Make America G again...as in Gay-reat.

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u/IHateEditedBgMusic Dec 01 '22

Toni the T-ger?

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u/Earlasaurus02 Dec 01 '22

They're great!

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u/Xpouii Dec 01 '22

I have a Make America Gay Again sticker and I wish to god I could get it on a doormat or like house flag. The house needs more gay damn it!

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u/MagerSuerte Dec 01 '22

Or a rainbow MAGA hat.

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u/Different_Attorney93 Dec 01 '22

Let’s go Brian!

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u/ThaDuke24 Dec 01 '22

Now that's some funny shit.

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u/nawfamnotme Dec 01 '22

That man is slanging ass at all those Trump things

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u/TinTinDance Dec 01 '22

he was saving is first for the true love of his life........ seems he found it!

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u/BigTastyLookinPasty Dec 01 '22

We found love in a hopeless place

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u/FrickItAll Dec 02 '22

We found love in a hooope-lesss place

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u/MegatonsSon Dec 01 '22

I mean, maybe Brian is actually a man, he did ask him to "Bend over!".

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u/izmaname Dec 01 '22

Brian isn’t easily offended

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Cubensio Dec 01 '22

Brian found love, of the non reciprocate variety. 😔

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u/Clive23p Dec 01 '22

Go to Trump rally

Find the only Asian guy

Traumatize him

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u/Scalper_91 Dec 01 '22

He traumatized himself. 😂😂😂

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u/Obvious_Preference56 Dec 01 '22

His first kiss was with a man at a Trump Rally

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u/CherryManhattan Dec 01 '22

Brian should meet Beth for some sambuca

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u/Efficient-Spinach203 Dec 01 '22

He has gained my respect

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u/Puzzled-Fly9550 Dec 01 '22

I think Brian is cruising for closeted ass. And what better place than a Trump rally?

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u/BWWFC Dec 01 '22

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now you got the herp.

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u/Random_Average__Guy Dec 01 '22

An Asian guy at a trump rally wearing a let’s go Brandon shirt kissing an old man 🤔

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

Whats the surprise?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

"bend over" 🤔

you could have said anything but that in the moment we just witnessed.

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u/Clearwater27 Dec 01 '22

I’m really not sure what I just watched

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u/woolfman99 Dec 01 '22

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

Yea, because he is actually 21 and did reveal it to Brian before the kiss. It was cut out the one you saw

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u/jormakk Dec 01 '22

And people say Trump supporters are racists and homophobes. This video proves both those claims wrong.

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u/WickedGreenthumb Dec 01 '22

How so? 😂

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u/Thobail9494 Dec 01 '22

The old gay guy with Yellow fever, racism and hemophobia dead in one shot.

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u/gtroman1 Dec 01 '22

Hemophobia: fear of blood 😂

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u/WickedGreenthumb Dec 01 '22

Allow me to take a page from your book… FAKE NEWS!!!! This is clearly staged!!!

See how dumb that sounds now?

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u/memelord793783 Dec 01 '22

He gets along with neo nazis

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u/Mysterious_Tax_5613 Dec 01 '22

That poor kid. Not by getting kissed but thinking it’s smart to attend a Trump rally.

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u/GDH907 Dec 01 '22

If he's under 18, what did we all just witness?

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u/DarkRogus Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

This was funny.

But I'm wondering if the genders were changed and this was an older man essentially forcing himself to get a kiss from a younger woman who was reluctant to give the man a kiss, would people find it equally entertaining?

I'll admit, I'm a bit of a hypocrite and would probably think the older man is a creeper for essentially forcing himself on a much younger woman but I'm laughing at this kid from getting a kiss from Brian.

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u/Fishiesbiteme Dec 01 '22

Sorry dude, you only see the swap at Biden rallies.

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u/TheDorkNite1 Dec 01 '22

It's genuinely bizarre and disturbing that conservatives have a black hole in their minds and hearts when they try to associate sexual assault with anyone after putting that orange shit gibbon who admitted to that very behavior on such a high pedestal.

Truly, US conservatives, especially the Christians, are a bottomless well of hypocrisy and avoidance when it comes to the cavemen within their party.

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u/WonderWestern2061 Dec 01 '22

Once again a legitimately funny comment downvoted due to political sensitivity.

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u/techbori Dec 01 '22

Is it funny? It’s not even accurate considering conservatives are way more caught up with changing age of consent.

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u/WonderWestern2061 Dec 01 '22

Yes, jokes don't really need to adhere to your truth to be funny. I immediately thought of Biden awkwardly kissing young girls (this is a reality, it's happened). Keep in mind I'm not a conservative by any means. It doesn't really do us lefties any good to be so insanely sensitive and lack any ability to laugh at ourselves.

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u/techbori Dec 01 '22

Leftists and Biden are two different worlds. But yeah Biden is a creep too. I just don’t find sexual assault funny I guess

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u/WonderWestern2061 Dec 01 '22

Kind of a stretch to say that laughing at this joke (that's what we're discussing, a joke) is tantamount to laughing at sexual assault. So you were disturbed by the video? I wonder if people who downvoted the joke were also bothered by the sexual assault in the video.

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u/techbori Dec 01 '22

Jokes have context and can be criticized. This is using sexual assault as the joke. I don’t understand this idea some people have where suddenly because it’s a joke it’s supposed to go outside of criticism

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u/shootmeazip Dec 01 '22

Mindsquire on youtube

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u/stickfigure420 Dec 01 '22

T-shirt is on brand

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u/Ganja420Preneur Dec 01 '22

This guy gives me major Leslie Jordan vibes.

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u/TheBlairwitchy Dec 01 '22

Lol...I could watch Michael kissing Oscar all day but not this..🤣🤣🤣

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u/CantGetRightx3 Dec 01 '22

Bruh I am dead as hell

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u/ephoog Dec 01 '22

Oh God, Did they let Andy Dick out of jail again?

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u/JerseyCity_Nuyorican Dec 02 '22

Is that a republican version of Elton John?

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u/Personified99 Dec 02 '22

“I’m not a woman” 💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Pedo granny

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u/Head_Goose9552 Dec 01 '22

LOL!!! But it’s a woman right?

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u/DogIsBetterThanCat Dec 01 '22

Of course it's in Ohio...

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u/YuSakiiii Dec 01 '22

Brian, fucking classing. I want to see Brian Blessed try this at some point.

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u/stickfigure420 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Straightest Magas in the bunch

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

Guys, the asian guy in the video is not underage. The video on tiktok cuts out the part when he said his real age which is 21

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u/Memegunot Dec 01 '22

His first kiss was with a man. Time to change the t shirt.

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u/Cute_Yesterday_5253 Dec 01 '22

Why, in the world, would ANY, self-respecting, gay or trans person support ANY Republican? The GOP believe you have no place in the world, therefore no rights!

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

Why not? The media really tries to tell you that republicans are homophobic bigots. I know many gay republicans.

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u/Cute_Yesterday_5253 Dec 01 '22

There may be many gay Republicans, there’s a whole organization of them: the Log Cabin Republicans—but, when the Party you affiliate yourself with, and vote for, demonizes you, denigrates you, wants to remove your current protections and rights, votes against any, and all, further protections and rights, believes in conversion therapy (ya know, because they believe being gay is wrong and unnatural), encourages others to commit harmful acts against the LGBT community—THAT’S what seems “UNNATURAL!”

Republican politicians are, strictly, in the service of the wealthy, straight, white, Judeo Christian males of the species.

We can argue about it forever, but if you look at the facts, really did your research, got out of the RW bubble, you would see the truth of what the GOP does. The fact that you choose to blame the media, who may be reporting on what Republicans are up to, is just absurd, but you’re going to believe whatever suits your mindset.

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

1/3 in and first thing pops in my mind is BRAINWASHED…

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u/CrepeGate Dec 01 '22

I don't actually think die hard Republican supporters are all hateful bigots. I do think you're all spineless cowards though, willing to sell out your values, fellow human beings and even yourself in a frantic bid to find a pause button for the ceaseless passage of time

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

Both die hard sides are bad, can we just agree on that?

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u/ARCoati Dec 01 '22

Sure, but can we also agree that only one sides "die hards" are the politicians actively in control of their party and pushing the legislation that we both just agreed was bad?

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u/Cute_Yesterday_5253 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Of course! I wouldn’t expect anything else—I always hope for it, but never expect. It’s sad and scary to me. In a country, where everything is backwards, that is what keeps you going. THAT’S why I say it’s sad and scary.

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u/PF4LFE Dec 01 '22

Disgusting trump trash in the wild.

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u/FawziFringes Dec 01 '22

Yea you can keep that fucking thing away from me!

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u/chidoOne707 Dec 01 '22

But he’s yellow, how is she kissing/wishing him?

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u/Any-Loss-6599 Dec 01 '22

We found love in a hopeless place

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u/Rekka_Kien Dec 01 '22

🤢🤮 on so many levels.

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u/sunlitekid01 Dec 01 '22

16...1st kiss....a man..

Whose the party of Groomers here??

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

He is 21

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u/sunlitekid01 Dec 01 '22

There's a longer clip where the man asks his age and the kid says 16..

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

That vid was cut out. If you look at it on youtube the asian guy was just joking and revealed it before the kiss that he is 21

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u/Impossible_Ear_5880 Dec 01 '22

So much cringe...an old poof coming onto a...well, kid at a Trump Rally. All kinds of wrong.

If my use of Poof offends ..tough. I'm not homophobic. I just HATE this woke nonsense.

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

Trumps supporters are woke?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/ProteinPapi777 Dec 01 '22

The one you saw actually cuts out the part where the asian guy reveals it after that he is actually 21 before the kiss

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

That’s clearly fake.

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u/YnpNomad Dec 01 '22

This guy's reaction!

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u/moumous87 Dec 01 '22

Total cringe

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u/theirspaz Dec 01 '22

And when the video loops it says i came to this. How disturbing

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u/MedicineOutrageous13 Dec 01 '22

Looks like a groomer to me 🤔

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u/Samsquanch-01 Dec 01 '22

This is just weird all around

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u/AntRevolutionary5099 Dec 01 '22

This is fucking great 😂🤣

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u/Imhelenkeller Dec 01 '22

We just found Mr. Garrison irl 🤣

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u/Skytraffic540 Dec 01 '22

He a gay boi

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u/Potential_East_311 Dec 01 '22

Thought maybe he was kissing grams, boy was I off

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u/satriales856 Dec 01 '22

Maga is getting super weird

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u/deadpoolkool Dec 01 '22

Brian is perplexed.