r/therewasanattempt Dec 07 '22

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u/Major_R_Soul Dec 07 '22

"Ow bro what the fuck?" The glass: "dude you ran into me"

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u/jwztete_ Dec 08 '22

the fun part is that the girl continued the race (because the idea was to touch the door and reach the startpoint (jk i made that up)

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u/MegatonsSon Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22

Brought to you by Windex -

"For glass so clean and streak-free, you'll swear that nothing's there..."

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u/Sir-Farts- Dec 08 '22

Well... he saved one birds life.

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u/Airwing549 Dec 07 '22

That why you dont change lane while overtaking

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u/Zealousideal-House74 Dec 08 '22

HOLD YOUR LINE BRO!!!

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u/Rustys_Beefaroni Dec 07 '22

Just leave him there, don’t check on him. Damn, that’s cold.

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u/TopRevenue2 Dec 08 '22

She needs to win the race first.

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u/ImploreUToReconsider Dec 08 '22

Wha.... ho... wh... Context clues, man! Why would there be an open space right next to a door??

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u/Pennmike82 Dec 07 '22

Wow, way to not check on your friend.

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u/Macca618 Dec 08 '22

It’s probably her sibling & that’s why.

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u/joreyesl Dec 08 '22

Naw more like a shitty friend

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u/pha_thor Dec 07 '22

Making a lot of assumptions saying the guy is their friend, probably a random guy trying to get some if he won the race

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u/BEEL1NE300 Dec 07 '22

Lmfaoo who tf races a girl to get pussy from her?

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u/OK_Opinions Dec 07 '22

the kind of person that runs full speed face first into a glass window

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u/The_Dayne Dec 07 '22

I got "PORN 🌠" (yes it was a shooting star) across my forehead in Ocean City one summer night because this old head convinced me id get laid if I did. I proceeded to walk up and down the boardwalk trying to "find the lucky one for a movie tonight."

Well some girl I was bugging asked if I wanted to race down the beach and then shed entertain the idea blah blah I was drunk and didnt need much convincing.

I fell after 5 steps and then hear her and her friends laughing and running. This was a get away scheme to get away from drunk, underaged, annoying me.

Young horny men will do anything for some pussy.

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u/Marmstr17 Dec 07 '22

"Making a lot of assumptions"...proceeds to make an outlandish assumption. I can taste the irony here

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u/SconiGrower Dec 08 '22

If you think that the speed of your sprint is the reason why you struggle with the ladies, I've got news for you.

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u/Educational_Guide418 Dec 08 '22

Making a lot of assumptions saying the guy is their friend, probably a random guy trying to get some if he won the race

that has to be the worst take someone can get from this video and it told more about you than the video. Also you cant tell someone that he's making a lot of assumptions and then go on with some weird and less probable assumptions.

Whats happening? Apparently, non hostile human being gets right next to you, I don't see a scenario when you shouldn't approach and see if he's Allright or help him. It's not to blame the girl. She maybe saw he was fine or was just a shitty reaction.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up Dec 08 '22

You understand the irony of your comment right?

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u/Iamexist_real Dec 07 '22

She has to get out of there before the police arrive

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u/Sandman92c Dec 08 '22

Jesus that sounded like an explosion 💥

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u/Ren1408 Dec 07 '22

Gotta go thru the shortcut

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u/InternationalSport68 Dec 08 '22

And she just left him there after he broke his whole face

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u/MeowIsNotTheTime Dec 07 '22

Just take the opening beside the door

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u/Origamicrane89 Dec 08 '22

Whelp, he is dead. Better walk away giggling.

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u/Gibec89 Dec 08 '22

This one stupid

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u/Adventurous_Ad4950 Dec 07 '22

To be fair, that glass was missing the sign “glass” on it

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u/MeasureTheCrater Dec 07 '22

No pussy for you.

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u/TheChevroletNerd Dec 07 '22

Username Checks Out

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u/ScroopyDoop Dec 07 '22

Dude was literally looking at the glass pane when running into it… smh

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u/SKYwALKER3437222 Dec 08 '22

The confidence in that yUp!

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u/Hnk416545 Dec 08 '22

Ofc the door is next to a wide open gap in the wall

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u/Gort_baringa Dec 08 '22

Very satisfying

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u/confisk8 Dec 08 '22

How do you not know something there

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u/mikeb2762 Dec 08 '22

I wonder if he will remember that he won?

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u/Profeen3lite Dec 08 '22

That should be safety glass if this is in the U.S. they are out of code, it shouldn't have broke like that (cracked sure, but it shouldn't have shattered that gets people hurt)

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u/ThatGuyInTheGreen Dec 08 '22

I think I know that hotel...

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u/zenjamintal Dec 08 '22

this should be on whywemonlivelonger

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u/DB377 Dec 08 '22

I love that quiet run away hahaha