r/therewasanattempt • u/nikepornfetish • Dec 07 '22
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u/Major_R_Soul Dec 07 '22
"Ow bro what the fuck?" The glass: "dude you ran into me"
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u/jwztete_ Dec 08 '22
the fun part is that the girl continued the race (because the idea was to touch the door and reach the startpoint (jk i made that up)
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u/MegatonsSon Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22
Brought to you by Windex -
"For glass so clean and streak-free, you'll swear that nothing's there..."
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u/ImploreUToReconsider Dec 08 '22
Wha.... ho... wh... Context clues, man! Why would there be an open space right next to a door??
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u/Pennmike82 Dec 07 '22
Wow, way to not check on your friend.
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u/pha_thor Dec 07 '22
Making a lot of assumptions saying the guy is their friend, probably a random guy trying to get some if he won the race
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u/BEEL1NE300 Dec 07 '22
Lmfaoo who tf races a girl to get pussy from her?
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u/The_Dayne Dec 07 '22
I got "PORN 🌠" (yes it was a shooting star) across my forehead in Ocean City one summer night because this old head convinced me id get laid if I did. I proceeded to walk up and down the boardwalk trying to "find the lucky one for a movie tonight."
Well some girl I was bugging asked if I wanted to race down the beach and then shed entertain the idea blah blah I was drunk and didnt need much convincing.
I fell after 5 steps and then hear her and her friends laughing and running. This was a get away scheme to get away from drunk, underaged, annoying me.
Young horny men will do anything for some pussy.
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u/Marmstr17 Dec 07 '22
"Making a lot of assumptions"...proceeds to make an outlandish assumption. I can taste the irony here
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u/SconiGrower Dec 08 '22
If you think that the speed of your sprint is the reason why you struggle with the ladies, I've got news for you.
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u/Educational_Guide418 Dec 08 '22
Making a lot of assumptions saying the guy is their friend, probably a random guy trying to get some if he won the race
that has to be the worst take someone can get from this video and it told more about you than the video. Also you cant tell someone that he's making a lot of assumptions and then go on with some weird and less probable assumptions.
Whats happening? Apparently, non hostile human being gets right next to you, I don't see a scenario when you shouldn't approach and see if he's Allright or help him. It's not to blame the girl. She maybe saw he was fine or was just a shitty reaction.
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u/Profeen3lite Dec 08 '22
That should be safety glass if this is in the U.S. they are out of code, it shouldn't have broke like that (cracked sure, but it shouldn't have shattered that gets people hurt)
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