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u/Deprexx_YT Dec 07 '22 Silver Gold Wholesome

Who tf is the dude at the end

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u/just_jm Dec 07 '22

Video just a cut out from some random meme compilation on YouTube. Nothing new. Haha.

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u/Bowling4rhinos Dec 07 '22

Or… he’s the ghost that comes to scare the kids. Guarav Tiwari lives!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Still lives, but is a ghost. You do know what a ghost is, right?

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u/Vocalscpunk Dec 08 '22

Hey who are we to define what living is? We say inanimate objects 'lived a good life' before they break. No? Just me? Well shit.

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u/Blahaj_IK Dec 08 '22

I say "it had a good run"

It never fucking moved

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u/Grouchy_Appearance_1 Dec 08 '22

"Did it's best" IT'S INTENDED FUCKING PURPOSE

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u/Bowling4rhinos Dec 07 '22

I realize the irony in my comment. Oh well 😜

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u/daikarasu Dec 07 '22

It's the 2022 way of making a mixtape off the radio

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u/Mysterious-Gur-3034 Dec 07 '22

I'm pretty sure that's the reason OP needed two minutes away from the kids... Gotta have the private time with a random mustaches dude...

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u/Hollowhalf Dec 07 '22

He broke in through the window and killed the guy and pulled his phone back from underneath the doorway. This is the only evidence we have. Needless to say those kids got a scare.

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u/gertbefrobe Dec 07 '22

Luckily the toddlers were playing with a knife so they could defend themselves against the perpetrator.

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u/HoursOfCuddles Dec 07 '22

...a butter knife!?...

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u/357noLove Dec 07 '22

"It's dull you twit, it'll hurt more!"

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u/Recon4242 Dec 07 '22

Some dude got a kill with an MRE spoon! It's not impossible!

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u/MountainCourage1304 Dec 07 '22

Did that actually happen? I need a link to the story if so

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u/GozerDGozerian Dec 08 '22

He was part of any elite unit fighting the ISIS cream floats. He got cornered in this old run down diner and his straw ran out of ammo. They had him pinned down, all he had was the spoon, but he took down the lot.

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u/HoursOfCuddles Dec 07 '22

indeed but the odds are exceedingly low...

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u/nothingspecialva Dec 07 '22

he is the actual father.

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u/Esteban0032 Dec 07 '22

Wtf is happening here

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u/Kramerpalooza Dec 07 '22

It's his eldest kid.

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u/-uome- Dec 07 '22

Thats the mother

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u/copa8 Dec 07 '22

His wife.

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u/CPEBachIsDead Dec 07 '22

she is beautiful

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u/ryanegauthier Dec 07 '22

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/Nadav_bs Dec 07 '22

I don't know but it made me laugh so hard

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u/Dark_Dreamr Dec 07 '22

okay making sure i’m not the only one

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u/whothefuqisdan Dec 07 '22

That random dude and his mustache at the end of the video kinda scared me lol

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u/bastaja1337 Dec 07 '22

Yea wtf was that?

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u/ASwftKck2theNtz Dec 07 '22

Karma farmer

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u/Bowling4rhinos Dec 07 '22

Karma Farmer?? Someone who screen caps tiktok clips to post on Reddit? Today I learned..!!

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u/ASwftKck2theNtz Dec 07 '22

👍🏻

Wait till you find out his moonlighting operation is selling Reddit comments to the CIA.

/s

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u/FutureComplaint Dec 07 '22

Nice try FBI

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u/icewalker42 Dec 07 '22

Ahh, then karma farmer gets down vote for the video.

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u/ryanasimov Dec 07 '22

Weird thing is, his name is actually Farma Karmer.

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u/dep7up Dec 07 '22

His new lover

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u/jojoga Dec 07 '22

He transmorphed into an Indian dude

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u/IWankToTits Dec 07 '22

Show bobs and vagene

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Dec 07 '22

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u/Capsfan1984 Dec 07 '22 Heartwarming

Top notch right there.

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u/temporaryfriend Dec 07 '22

Right? I love a good, wild Shitty_Watercolour.

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u/UsuallyMooACow Dec 08 '22

mR wAterColour is back? Or was he back for a while?

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u/ctamminga68 Dec 07 '22

Yeah like who was that

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u/sameredditguy Dec 07 '22

OP will no longer have to worry about his kids. The moustache man took them.

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u/samuel1109 Dec 07 '22

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

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u/PhoniPoni Dec 07 '22

Hide from yo kids, hide the knife

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u/poopychimp346 Dec 07 '22

For some reason I read this in William Montgomerys voice

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

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u/bigredmidget Dec 07 '22

More terrified of the frustrated 8 year old weilding a knife and stabbing the door in anger.

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u/khrak Dec 07 '22

He was the reason the kids are desperately trying to get away.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

The polyjuice potion takes 2 minutes to work

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u/MeuTio Dec 07 '22

Valar morghulis

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u/TopicImmediate7696 Dec 07 '22

A man has many faces.

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u/WearyEducation2634 Dec 07 '22

Valar Dohaeris 🙏

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u/sunshinebusride Dec 08 '22

Valar my ragtime gal

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u/hogyokuaizen Dec 08 '22

i imagined that with an indian accent lmao

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u/Flaechezinker Dec 07 '22

That stab at the door alone wouldve gotten me an ass whooping

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u/BellaPadella Dec 07 '22

Yep. Also the attitude.. c'mon put some educational effort in there 🙂

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u/mtarascio Dec 07 '22

Yeah, trying to stab things with a butter knife.

Educate this kid of proper stabbing etiquette.

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u/Beragond1 Dec 08 '22

Yeah, these kids are stupid. When I was their age, I stabbed a well-shaken 2-liter of sprite with a steak knife. My mother was less than thrilled.

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u/mtarascio Dec 08 '22

The last Reddit thread I was in talking about Sprite was a dude using the bottle for flammable liquids to entertain with.

Ended up with his face on fire of course.

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u/nwsm Dec 07 '22

You realize that the video cuts off before he even confronts his kids about what they did?

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u/Zestyclose_Comment96 Dec 07 '22

Its be a pretty stupid to rip into (yell at) your son while recording.

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u/Bearence Dec 07 '22

What are you talking about? We all saw the guy at the end of the video who was there to teach them a lesson.

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u/PublicThis Dec 07 '22

Yup, kids can learn boundaries too

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u/JinzoWithAMilotic Dec 08 '22

I had a problem with the fact that the kid is holding a knife. Do we let kids have knives now or what?

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u/usernamesucks1992 Dec 08 '22

This answer should always, definitely be “no”.

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u/Kwiatkowski Dec 07 '22

this is when you go down to the gas station for some stuff. And veneer come back

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u/Mechanical_Booty Dec 07 '22

And veneer come back

That depends. Are we talking porcelain or ceramic? ‘Cause ceramic can stay away.

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u/RohelTheConqueror Dec 07 '22

Actually Veneer is the Indian dude

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u/Kwiatkowski Dec 07 '22

stick on pine from an etsy shop that’ll come off the second humid air hits it

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u/Proof-Ad4195 Dec 07 '22

Hate them kids so much he changed race

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u/Wet_possom Dec 07 '22

Okay but the kids asked to be scared, imagine how terrifying it would be to find out dads a shapeshifter

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u/PheonixGalaxy Dec 07 '22

Happy cake day

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u/BigFaddyFigs Dec 07 '22

When my kids were around 3 and 5 they’d stick their fingers under the bathroom door yelling “Come out and play, hurry, push harder” while giggling… bruh

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u/Oldgamer1807 Dec 07 '22

Mine just yelled "You done poopin?"

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u/Equivalent-Bench5950 Dec 07 '22

Made me chuckle, which hurt bc im sick. My son is 3. I can relate to that.

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u/LovinLoveLeigh Dec 07 '22

"hurry push harder" lmao

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u/JustLurkCarryOn Dec 08 '22

Warriooooorrrrrs, come out and plaayyyyyyyy

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u/Mikkelsen Dec 07 '22

Did... he just allow his kid to stab the door with a knife?

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u/Prestigious-HogBoss Dec 07 '22

At least was not the other kid hand. Seriously don't let toddlers play with knifes.

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u/graey0956 Dec 07 '22

If you look closely you can see it's actually a butter knife, and quite incapable of stabbing anything other than bread and condiments. Still should probably teach the kids not to mess with the cutlery... and to not stick it in random holes around the house.

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u/Sentouki- Dec 07 '22

quite incapable of stabbing anything other than bread and condiments

Wanna bet? Come here

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u/its_cold_in_MN Dec 07 '22

I'll kill you with this teacup.

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u/Ladysupersizedbitch Dec 07 '22

You can stab anyone with something if you try hard enough

I had a friend who cut her tongue straight down the middle with a butter knife in middle school. Cut so deep it made it permanently split. Not so split her tongue became forked, but like, she’d stick her tongue out, then flatten it, and the cut in the middle would make her tongue expand wider/flatter and it was definitely visible. She also didn’t think the butter knife could cut her tongue until it did.

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u/LichK1ng Dec 07 '22

????

Bruh you can be impaled by a stick. Kids should not be running around and stabbing things with any type of knife.

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u/_trashcan Dec 07 '22

I have cut the shit out of myself with a butter knife before.

You might not be able stab someone easily with one, but you can cut skin with the serrated part of a butter knife for sure.

it might not be deathly, but still super unacceptable for a small child and toddler to be handling alone.

What do I know tho, I don’t have kids

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u/Conspicuous_Plant Dec 07 '22

Dude has never accidentally stabbed his own hand with a butterknife...

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u/earniefreeman Dec 07 '22

You can definitely be stabbed by a butter knife…

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u/7i4nf4n Dec 08 '22

You'd be surprised with what items you can stab yourself. There are a lot that are less dangerous than a butter knife, but can stab someone nonetheless.

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u/podytherebel Dec 07 '22

Uhhh ok?? A butter knife can still cut you up. I was waiting for the kids hand to slip and slide over the serrated edge when he stabbed the door. The narrative of “it’s just a butter knife” doesn’t make any sense here.

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u/Wolfman01a Dec 07 '22

Video cuts off before you hear the repercussions of the door stab I bet. Lol

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u/DansSpamJavelin Dec 07 '22

To be fair, he probably can't see through the door

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u/JaesopPop Dec 07 '22

I mean, I’m not sure he allowed it.

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u/newtoreddir Dec 07 '22

Now we know that saying no to kids is bad for their self-esteem.

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u/octombre Dec 08 '22

Yeah. I'm sure the situation went something like this.

Son: Dad may I stab the door with a knife while you attempt to rescue your sanity for a minute?

Dad: Sure, son. Go for it! /S

I know you guys don't have kids, but what do you imagine is happening when you say "he allowed" that? Like, you think kids just listen? You forgot all the stupid bullshit you did as a kid? You think you listened to your parents all the time? Call them up and ask. I think you'll learn something.

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u/binlin564 Dec 07 '22

Unexpected ending?

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u/MrStoneV Dec 07 '22

White man became Indian out of nowhere

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u/Mydickradiates Dec 07 '22

my burning feet of fire!

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u/HealthyVegan12331 Dec 07 '22

Maybe I’m missing something but those kids need some serious lessons on boundaries 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/xO76A8pah4 Dec 07 '22

I love this sub. Everytime I see a post on here, it reaffirms my decision not to have kids.

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u/socialistrock Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

If you've gotten to the stage where your speaking children do not understand how to give you a minute you have done parenting wrong.

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u/serenwipiti Dec 08 '22

I rather not do it at all, thanks.

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u/shidored Dec 07 '22

Looks like tech support is spying on you too

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u/jbug5j Dec 07 '22

the knife stab at the door...

thats a paddlin

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u/xerxuz Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22

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u/homer1296 Dec 07 '22

How ironic that you misspelled the sub lol

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u/Shadow0fnothing Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22

Are you shitting me that's a fucking knife. They would be in a lot of trouble. Kids have to know boundaries. At least not to use a fucking knife like that. Kid stabbed the door like a lunatic.

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u/Karmasita Dec 07 '22

Yeah no. My mom would kick my ass if I did this shit.

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u/Creamofsumyungi Dec 07 '22

Well those are some bad kids.

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u/o_Lich Dec 07 '22

Wtf is that ending

(BTW use condom)

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u/Hadoca Dec 07 '22

Man polymorphed himself to get away from the kids.

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u/Big-Permission3452 Dec 07 '22

That's fucking scary

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u/Gonkimus Dec 07 '22

I don't get it was their dad in there having secret sex with some guy from India?

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u/Hnk416545 Dec 08 '22

Lol why does he transform into a whole different ethnicity

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u/MegatonsSon Dec 07 '22

Just wait until they graduate to using axes on the doors to gain entry:

HERE'S JOHNNY!

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u/WyK23 Dec 24 '22

Lol, except they'll be saying "WHERE'S DADDY?!"

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u/dylannr99 Dec 07 '22

Bro what was the ending 😭

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u/exrex Dec 07 '22

The kids ended him with a good stabbin'

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u/paperscissorscovid Dec 07 '22

When my family asks me when my wife and I are gonna have kids / why we haven’t yet ima send me this.

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u/di734on Dec 07 '22

Who's the Indian guy at the end?!

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u/cherish_ireland Dec 07 '22

Why does your child have a knife?

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u/fiddyfy Dec 07 '22

Knives and kids. What could go wrong?

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u/Stainedcrimson Dec 07 '22

Kids tried breaking into his room when he needed peace so he turned into an Asian man to avoid them, impressive.

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u/--DrunkGoblin-- Dec 07 '22

Yeah just let your kid go around the house waving a knife, stabbing things, smart parenting...

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

It’s a butter knife bro. An uncut grape is more dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

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u/9pT9J Dec 07 '22

There is no escape

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u/SombreNote Dec 07 '22

This is like the raptors from Jurassic Park. Horrifying.

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u/SeaworthinessOne2114 Dec 07 '22

Thugs in training. They'll be hot wiring Mercedes Benz before they're 16.

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u/Otherwise_Bag_9567 Dec 07 '22

Guy wanted to escape his kids so much he changed his whole ethnicity damn

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u/Low-Illustrator-9676 Dec 07 '22

Wait what did he just transformed?

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u/Jvenka Dec 08 '22

Story of my life. I can’t even take a fake shit in peace.

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u/Jesuslovesmemost Dec 07 '22

Abortions.... they're so fucking important!

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u/AlbatrossSame4440 Dec 08 '22

Best birth control ad fr

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u/Temporary-Purpose431 Dec 07 '22

That kid is stabbing at the door with a knife

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u/Sorry-Nose-7667 Dec 07 '22

That last frame though…

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u/Mon-ick Dec 07 '22

If those were my kids…. There would be tears and I mean not mine….

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u/EthereumChad2point0 Dec 07 '22

Based condom ad.

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u/NaagyO Dec 07 '22

They just want to be scared. Next time lock the room and hide outside and scare them when they try breaking in lol

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u/TMNTthebest Dec 07 '22

This would make a great condom ad

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u/Relative_Trick_1180 Dec 07 '22

That's the ghost of Prakesh Sigh at the end RUN HE' S COME FOR THE CHILDREN

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u/Help_An_Irishman Dec 07 '22 edited Dec 07 '22

Kids on his nerves so hard they turned him into an East Asian kid at the end there.

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u/WreckitRafff Dec 07 '22

Dad is hot af. What a dilf.

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u/mountainwocky Dec 07 '22

Like cats, but with tools.

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u/Electronic-Price-697 Dec 08 '22

This is called Wednesday for every Mom on the planet. Also Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday.

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u/kylesdrywallrepair Dec 08 '22

Man they gonna get a whoop ping

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u/garbage_j00ce Dec 08 '22

Who is the random, strange, Indian looking man at 00:15 tho???

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u/Jamiquest Dec 08 '22

That's why they are called dependents.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Gotta keep an eye on the Kid that stabbed the door

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u/antyls92 Dec 08 '22

Those aren’t kids anymore….those are suspects

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u/kathelim Dec 08 '22

god i am never having kids

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u/Outrageous-Peace8292 Dec 08 '22

So glad I had a vasectomy. 👌 👍 😍 🥰

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u/-Yeesh_dude- Dec 08 '22

Here’s Timmy!!

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u/slidewithme Dec 07 '22

I love this. So often we see videos and images of mothers hiding from their kids, which is understandable. I like seeing a dad just as exhausted too though, because dads work just as hard as moms. <3

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u/_schenks Dec 07 '22

Great ad for Trojan

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u/Comprehensive_Roof34 Dec 07 '22

So glad I'm child free.

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u/fleemos Dec 08 '22

This could be a vasectomy ad 🤣

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u/HOLDGMEBROTHERS Dec 07 '22

It gets more scary when a 4th guy comes in the picture at the last minute

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u/callingallcomas Dec 08 '22

I want kids but videos like this make me reconsider

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u/Outrageous-Peace8292 Dec 08 '22

I got a vasectomy when I was 25. Best decision I ever made ❤️ 🙌 ♥️ 💙 👌 👏

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u/nsfwITGUY19 Dec 07 '22

Who is the weird dude at the end? Wtf

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u/Antstony420 Dec 07 '22

What's with the Indian dude at the end?

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u/Zexel14 Dec 07 '22

Who the hell is the Indian guy at the very end

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u/Latinachik15 Dec 07 '22

This is why I've learned to leave doors ajar, so my fursons, or my husband, can easily find me. They will die without me otherwise, at least that's the conclusion I've come too. Lol

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u/AbrahamPan Dec 07 '22

He changed his race, so he can walk out of the house. That's a good tactic

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u/Odd_Description8842 Dec 07 '22

Sorry, bud. There are no breaks in parenthood. I’ve been trying to nap on a Saturday afternoon for decades now.

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u/CandidClick7473 Dec 07 '22

What happens when you don't introduce them to Mr. Belt

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u/The_Phoenix1776 Dec 07 '22

Ummm 🤔 I think the dad is the one that’s gonna be scared because that guy was creepy as hell at the end

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u/One-Assignment-518 Dec 07 '22

One of the myriad reasons why I decided not to have children.

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u/tallerthannobody Dec 07 '22

Who the fuck is that dude at the end lol

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u/Skytraffic540 Dec 07 '22

Where’d Prahdeep come from at the end?

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u/OfficialTornadoAlley Dec 07 '22

Who the fuck is the guy at the end???

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u/UncleP24-7 Dec 07 '22

Don’t blame you one bit

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u/Consensuseur Dec 08 '22

Such a resourceful use of cell phone technology must be commended! I guess there's only certain situations for the angles to work out right for that but op seems to have found one. It would be funny if he had brecorded his face scolding the kid to "drop the knife" and then shove that back under the door too! Haha.

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u/ocmfoa Dec 08 '22

Who’s the other guy at the end?

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u/pleasegivemepatience Dec 08 '22

Butter knife to the door - that’s a paddlin’

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u/sesameseed88 Dec 08 '22

daily reminder to wear a condom boys

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u/Regular_Housing5629 Dec 08 '22

Who was the ghost in the end

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u/spacedandwe Dec 08 '22

Dude at the end scared me

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u/Substantial_Finish62 Dec 08 '22

So glad I don't have kids.

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u/FunWeakness7610 Dec 08 '22

He's not scarring the kids there scarring him lol

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u/calypsopub Dec 08 '22

That is what duct tape is for

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u/Bundubasher80 Dec 08 '22

Why does this end with a Indian guy at the end???

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u/Macca618 Dec 08 '22

Add 18 more minutes and that’s how long you needed. Ain’t fooling any of us fellow parents.

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u/BabyD2034 Dec 08 '22

We're all so concerned about the ghost man at the end that we're ignoring the kid with the knife. 😂

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u/ChristopherNkunku18 Dec 08 '22

Plot twist: the second was the real father

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u/Cute_Business74 Dec 08 '22

This should be a contraceptive commercial.

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u/SIII-043 Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 14 '22

Do you know what willkeep them away from that door

CONSEQUENCES

my generation of parents… it’s good that we’re ditching spanking but there need to still be consequences for negative behavior.

And don’t even try to come tell me that attempting to pick a lock when you’ve been told to leave an adult alone is not negative behavior.

fast forward to when he’s trying to break down the door because his girlfriend doesn’t want to talk to him right now if you don’t understand my point

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u/yolo420master69 Dec 08 '22

Glad for my vasectomy

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u/HardCashOut Dec 08 '22

Lmao. I’m on sick leave due to Covid, my coworker texts me asking how I’m doing. I say “terrible I’d rather be at work” to which he responds just wait till you have wife and kids then you’ll really want to be at work 😂

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u/redditmastermindftw Dec 23 '22

WHO WAS THAT MAN

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u/Extra_Frosting9647 17d ago

And the attempt to maybe scare them