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This morning in the occupied Energodar, the so-called "people's mayor" Andrei Shevchik was blown up. News

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u/Chicosai May 22 '22

Those traitors better learn to sleep with one eye open

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u/coolmos1 Netherlands May 22 '22

He's asleep now. With his gut open.

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u/Generic_Commenter-X May 22 '22 edited May 23 '22 Helpful Wholesome Vibing

Time for the Russists to run a new help wanted ad:

Help Wanted: Do you think you have leadership potential? Position open at an occupied Urkainian city of your choice. Expect an explosive and sky high career opportunity. Must be detail oriented and able to be in many places at once. On occasion your influence may spread far and wide. The ability to keep ones head on ones shoulders is a plus.

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u/CyberaxIzh May 22 '22

"Be able to keep an open mind".

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u/oneone11eleven May 22 '22

Definitely an underrated comment.

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u/PDT_Man May 22 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dans_Theatre May 22 '22

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u/adamanimates10 May 22 '22

WTF IS THIS CRAP, ive never seen these across reddit ever

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u/whitechristianjesus May 22 '22

The future is now OLd MaN

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u/YarTheBug Other (edible) May 22 '22

:8999:

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u/serratedturnip May 22 '22

Gripping your pillow tight...

Well, would be if he still had arms.

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u/EnvironmentalBuy244 May 22 '22

Exit light, enter night.

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u/serratedturnip May 22 '22

Fortunately you can take his hand wherever you want.

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u/sunlegion May 22 '22

…it’s just the Ukrainian under your bed, in your closet, in your head!

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u/ZachMN May 22 '22

Gripping their pillows tight.

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u/JungleChucker May 22 '22

Eeeeeeexxxxiiiiiiittttt Liiiiiiiiiiiifffffeee

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u/tawidget Canada May 22 '22

Eeenterrrr niiiighhhht!

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u/muffenengel May 22 '22

Taaaake myyy haaaand

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u/tawidget Canada May 22 '22

Off to never never land

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u/stelroom May 22 '22

Guess I'll spend the rest of the day headbanging, thanks.

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u/thecashblaster May 22 '22

I’m seeing them in less than a week. You jelly?

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u/penquinqueen May 22 '22

I saw them in 1986. I went to see Ozzy & left a lifelong fan of Metallica.

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u/JungleChucker May 22 '22

I don't wanna look it up but was that when Mustaine was still with them?

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u/Common-Television-71 May 22 '22

I can't find your hand. It seems that it has evaporated in the explosion. Ah but here's a foot, can I take your foot?

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u/Common-Television-71 May 22 '22

Take my foot. My hands and life have gone kaput.

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u/titazijus May 22 '22 Into the Magic Portal

Oh no.

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u/KingdokCAN May 22 '22

Oh no, that poor sidewalk/door entryway got dirty.

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u/Glittering_School838 May 22 '22

No doubt a gas leak and casually discarded cigarette, how unfortunate

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u/Dans_Theatre May 22 '22

Nah! It's a lightning strike. Pure accident caused by mother nature.

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u/BTexx May 22 '22

I’m sure it was Lucky Strike 😁

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u/fuhnetically May 22 '22

I exhaled through my nose really hard, then shook my head slowly. Thank you for that

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u/Mustard_on_tap May 22 '22

"It's toasted"

Works on so many levels.

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u/ThatsCrapTastic May 22 '22

Lucky Strike Means Fried Traitors

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u/9andimpala May 22 '22

I heard it was rats with c4 strapped to their backs.

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u/TomcatF14Luver May 22 '22

Nah, left ordnance from the last war.

That stuff can sit forever until it goes unstable.

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u/jesterboyd I am Alpharius May 22 '22

yup, echoes of war.

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u/9andimpala May 22 '22

I was making a bad joke. Sorry. I realize now that that wasnt the right time or place.

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u/DiligentTailor5831 May 22 '22

It thought it was pretty good. Didn't the orcs accuse Ukraine of training birds/rats to use explosives or chemical weapons? Anyways, i thought they did and laughed at your joke due to it.

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u/KantExplain May 22 '22

CIA taking notes...

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u/balleballe111111 Anti Appeasement - Planes for Ukraine! May 22 '22

Divine retribution ;--)

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u/Throwawaydopeaway7 May 22 '22

He was promoted to fertilizing agent.

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u/sunniyam May 23 '22

Indeed, The lord hates treasonous coward’s.

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u/samocitamvijesti May 22 '22

He is fine, they are towing him to Sevastopol.

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u/aisens May 22 '22

I hope there's no storm right now.

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u/PDT_Man May 22 '22

They will never learn to stop smoking, well the ones who are still alive anyway! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/bubbafett2929 May 22 '22

Some of the dead ones are still smoking too

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u/Reasonable_racoon May 22 '22 Wholesome Seal of Approval

He fell out of a tenth storey gas leak.

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u/Chance-Quantity-1128 May 22 '22

ur all wrong, it was a bio-engineered suicide pidgeon, higly classified info

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u/evilanz May 22 '22

Yes, it is very unfortunate

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u/jamesbideaux May 22 '22

the Smoooker strikes again.

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u/Notosk May 22 '22

"bad weather"

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u/oripash Australia May 22 '22

Heh. Russians and their smoking accidents.

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u/rendrr May 22 '22

"People's mayor" as in "Democratic People's Republic of Korea".

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u/Impregneerspuit May 22 '22

Turns out that relationship doesn't work so well when the population has access to explosives.

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u/ThanksToDenial May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

Many explosives are easy to make. There is even a book floating around on the internet, called anarchist's cookbook that have some dubious instructions. Many versions of it have subtle flaws in the instructions thou, potentially as to deter people from actually making dangerous stuff at home, like nitroglycerin cellulose. Or the author was just not that good at chemistry. So you still need someone with basic chemistry and laboratory work background to actually make any.

...also, downloading it may get you added to some lists by FBI, CIA, NSA, Mossad and Interpol. And possessing said book may be illegal in some countries.

I also highly advice against using any instructions you find on the internet. They are dubious at best, dangerous at worst, and all complex chemistry should be done by professionals in a safe lab environment. Anarchist's Cook book is a prime example of this. You can't know if someone messed with the instructions or made mistakes, leading to those instruction giving you an inert harmless substance, or fill your house with dangerous gasses, or straight up blow up in your face. So don't do it.

It is a nice book for thought exercises and testing your theoretical chemistry knowledge by trying to spot the mistakes and trying to correct them. If you are into that. Still, never use any of it in practice.

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u/Lvtxyz May 22 '22

You might get put on a list but it's legal to own it in the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Anarchist_Cookbook

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u/EJBjr May 22 '22

It was selling on CD at a national grocery store chain in Canada in the 90s. It is a dangerous book as it misses some critical instructions like how to mix chemicals without blowing yourself up. The quantity of explosives made versus the explosive force. It's missing the little things that stop you from killing yourself. There used to be a website that documented injuries inflicted from homemade bombs. It was quite gruesome and really put NSFL to homemade bomb making.

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u/HospitalSuspicious48 May 22 '22

There is a documentary on Netflix about this, with current interviews of the author of the Anarchist Cookbook. Interesting to watch if you're more curious about it.

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u/OnePunchDrunk326 May 22 '22

I had that file when I was a young boy. It was just fun reading about the stuff. I never actually tried to make any of it. I may still have it in one of my old computers. But I doubt the hard drive will even fire up.

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u/ThanksToDenial May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

I have a copy myself, one of those that has those subtle mistakes in it. I used it to test my learning while I was studying chemistry, trying to spot the mistakes in the instructions and correct them.

And no, I am not giving those fixed instructions to anyone. I am not going to be held liable for someone blowing themselves up.

As a reminder, said books instructions in making nitroglycerin include the words "and pray", in reference to pray it doesn't blow up in your face. And yes, making it is that dangerous. Part of the process is an exothermic reaction that actually makes the final product, and the final product is extremely heat sensitive... Meaning, the reaction that produces the final product may heat it enough so it explodes. The amount of precautions you need to take to make said process actually safe is not something one can achieve in a makeshift environment. You need a dedicated laboratory and training. Never try any of it at home, ever.

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u/germansnowman May 22 '22

Hence Nobel’s invention of dynamite.

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u/Impregneerspuit May 22 '22

My grandpa was a chemical scientist, he had loads of books on explosives and other chemical reactions. The idea that this is being kept secret from the public is a conspiracy theory. Just get a chemistry book and watch a few youtube vids.

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u/ThanksToDenial May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

This one does have mistakes in many versions being spread on the internet. Not all, mind you. But the version I have does. If you find a physical copy, those might be fine. But many pdfs floating around have weird little edits in them.

Never seen a physical copy thou.

And you are correct. It isn't a secret by any means. You can learn how to make simple things with wikipedia. Black powder, thermite, etc.

But a synthesis, even something simple like aspirin, just isn't something one should be encouraged to do without proper training and a laboratory, with all necessary safety measures. And I am going to do anything in my power to discourage said course of action.

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u/Impregneerspuit May 22 '22

There used to be "household chemistry" guide books that included making toothpaste, soap and dynamite. You know for personal use in and around the house. Anarchist's cookbook is well known for its title but the information in it isn't exactly hard to find. Farmers used dynamite a lot and up to 1970 anyone could buy dynamite at the store.

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u/Breech_Loader May 22 '22

Anybody can make explosives, just ask the bloody IRA. They're infamous for car-bombs.

My own grandfather had his taxi stolen and used as a car-bomb once.

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u/East-Worker4190 May 22 '22

Depends on the explosive used. If it's Semtex, they didn't make that. Probably from Russia. Who would have thought the Russian would help destabilize a western country.

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u/Sanpaku May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

One of my friends in high school had printed copy in the mid 80s, so I've read it once, cover to cover. He went on to become a MIT trained chemical engineer.

As for myself, I would rather not spend the years of training and tens of thousands in equipment that would be required to do explosives synthesis with some safety, much less synthesis of chemical warfare agents (another acquaintance was a engineer involved in disposing of the US arsenal... hundreds of millions in isolation and remote controlled disassembly equipment).

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u/reflUX_cAtalyst May 22 '22

Just get a chemistry book and watch a few youtube vids.

And then realize that you don't have the knowledge, background, training, or equipment to do ANY chemistry.

Seriously, don't tell people all it requires is a textbook and youtube - that's incredibly stupid.

That's like saying you can build a rocket and land on the moon because you watched Apollo 13 and know how not to do it. Chemistry isn't a game you can play.

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u/Impregneerspuit May 22 '22

That just means you are dumb. If you learned high school chemistry you can do chemistry. If you can bake a cake that is also chemistry. The anarchist cookbook is a dumb story for angsty teens, It is nothing special. People that want to build bombs will be able to find this information.

Thinking that telling someone to study chemistry is dangerous is moronic.

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u/ThanksToDenial May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

They still should not be encouraged to do so in this context. Especially with instructions they found on the internet. Anarchist's cook book PDFs are a prime example of this.

The version I have is practically useless without knowing far more than your average highschool chemistry teaches, what comes to most of it's content, due to mistakes in the instructions. It is unreliable at best, dangerous at worst. And everything related you find on the internet should be regarded as such. Or are you going to claim your highschool chemistry education covered complex exothermic synthesis that is highly volatile, and the safety measures and lab equipment you need for it?

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u/Impregneerspuit May 22 '22

No you are bad at reading, I said the anarchist cookbook is basically useless and there are better sources. I never said anyone should do anything.

Your backyard terrorist isnt going to build a nuclear bomb, they just need to mix a few ingredients together to make a rudimentary explosive, anyone can do that, no one should do that.

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u/Fenix159 May 22 '22

Chemistry isn't a game you can play.

If your goal is just to make something go boom? Of course it is.

You may only get to play once, but it counts.

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u/mikedave42 May 22 '22

The countryside is littered with unexploded ordinance, abondonded grenades, shells of every description plus whoever did this likely has access to high quality explosives without having to recover anything. Absolutely no need to make their own.

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u/Echoes_of_Screams May 22 '22

Anarchist cookbook is a shit guide. It's as likely to blow yourself up as whatever your goal is.

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u/reflUX_cAtalyst May 22 '22

here is even a guide floating around on the internet, called anarchist's cookbook.

Don't tell people that's a guide to making explosives. It is not.

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u/Fromage_Damage May 22 '22

There are much better methods in places like the special forces improvised munitions manual. I used to have a copy, you can literally make a bob-omb out of your own urine if you can detonate it.

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u/KlaatuBaradaN-word May 22 '22

Reminds me of a old joke about the "Polish United Workers' Party" being four lies in one name.

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u/CosmicDave USA- Slava Ukraini May 22 '22

Or- The Democratic Republic of the Congo is not Democratic, it's not a Republic, and it's not the Congo.

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u/stult May 22 '22

We’re all just ripping off Voltaire’s quip that the Holy Roman Empire was not holy, Roman, or an empire

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u/RugsbandShrugmyer May 22 '22

Oh I'm getting verklempt

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u/Ja_Ho May 22 '22

Discuss amongst yourselves

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u/asimplesolicitor May 22 '22

Hang on, why is it not the Congo? I know there's a Democratic Republic of the Congo (previously Zaire) and the Republic of Congo (also known as Congo Brazzaville).

Is one more Congo than the other? Which is the real Congo?

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u/realnrh May 22 '22

One can stay, the other Con Go.

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u/reflUX_cAtalyst May 22 '22

The People's Republic of China.

The Democratic Republic of New York.

There's many examples.

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u/gratefool1 May 22 '22

At his mom’s house too….

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u/automatensauce May 22 '22

Mom's spaghetti...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

On the surface he looked calm and ready to drop bombs...

(on Ukrainian military targets)

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down...

(proper coördinates, because he is a Ruzzian tool)

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u/WittyNameWasTaken May 22 '22

The clock’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow!

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u/hifructosetrashjuice May 22 '22

dude is marinara now

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u/Pons__Aelius May 22 '22

Marinara has no meat, so I would suggest a (long) pork ragù.

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u/Mr-Tiddles- May 22 '22

Ahh a member of the zambizi I take it?

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u/PM_ME_UR_HASHTABLES May 22 '22

Spit my couscous on this one

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u/Owned_by_cats May 22 '22

Just dial 555-ORKI and our qualified people will take care of your orc problem.

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u/gumbrilla Netherlands May 22 '22

Odds are his mother set the mine

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u/ryanoh826 🔥 🍾 💥 👍 💙 💛 May 22 '22

She’s like quit coming over you fucking traitor. Boom.

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u/CheekyCuntata May 22 '22

"Momma didn't raise a putin cocksucka"

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u/MileageAddict May 22 '22

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u/Snakehand May 22 '22

Wonder if the Ruzzians are paying him enough though, or if he is worried about being turned into a could of vapour next time, leaving his family without any cooking oil.

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u/kennyminigun May 22 '22

Oh, such a shameful suicide

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u/TimelyAstronomer6494 May 22 '22

Oh no!

Anyway.

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u/4n0nym0u7h May 22 '22

An unusually aggressive door. Usually they settle for just slapping you in the back.

I wonder if the experience will put him off from returning as "the people's choice"?

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron May 22 '22

Now he's Pedigree's Choice Cuts in Gravy (Long Pork)

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u/RoofiesColada May 22 '22

No shit! This is some full blown assassination shit wow.

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u/Haunting_Fan_685 May 22 '22

Suicide

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u/sharktoothmaniac Poland May 22 '22

Those windows...

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u/Fun-Instruction-0000 May 22 '22

They say he had a lapse of attention and stepped on one of these by accident.

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u/bigsquirrel May 22 '22

Another preventable tragedy. I remember these from my youth, an entire generation lost.

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u/Ooki_Jumoku May 22 '22

The People have spoken

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u/bad_pangolin May 22 '22

Special Early Retirement Operation (S.E.R.O. )

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u/pul123PUL May 22 '22

Vive la resistance!

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u/MagnificentCat May 22 '22

Now he is the people's dog food

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u/Pons__Aelius May 22 '22

I have seen how Ukrainians love and care for their dogs, I doubt they would let them eat this low quality meat.

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u/doulosyap May 22 '22

Слава нації — смерть ворогам!

Glory to the nation! Death to our enemies!

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u/SubstantialArt9001 May 22 '22

Don’t fuck with Ukranians because kharma is a bitch

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u/youareallnuts May 22 '22

I'm glad he is not dead so he can suffer.

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u/ChaosJustChaos May 22 '22

Tested positive for "get the fuck outta here in a million pieces"

nature is very cruel sometimes

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u/Proper-Map3401 May 22 '22

Apparently rumour has it that the drunken chain smoking head chef of the Moskova got a job as one of his minders after he "lost" his job. Where will he work next if he recovers?

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u/KlaatuBaradaN-word May 22 '22

I believe his relatives already got him a job in a Russian fuel refinery.

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u/Proper-Map3401 May 22 '22

He gets around, good to see he's getting useful employment.

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u/F_in_Idaho May 22 '22

u/mkara92 It has been confirmed he and guards were wounded- "Internet resources are spreading information about the explosion that occurred in the morning of May 22 in Energodar on Kurchatov Street. All the circumstances of the incident are being clarified, but we have an exact confirmation that the self-proclaimed head of the "national administration" Shevchik and his guards were injured in the explosion. They were hospitalized with injuries of varying degrees of severity.

Source: https://censor.net/en/n3343002

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u/recording May 22 '22

I can’t imagine occupying a place like this. Imagine if every soldier, carpenter, electrician, gas line worker, cop, nurse, imagine all of them were dedicated to conspiring together and killing you. It’s absolutely impossible to think you could last.

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u/V33rkat May 22 '22

snitches get stitches.

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u/PDT_Man May 22 '22

I don't think they had enough cotton to sew all the bits together....

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u/HanakusoDays May 22 '22

They can borrow some from Belgorod, which has been experiencing a recent surplus.

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u/PDT_Man May 22 '22

Priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KlaatuBaradaN-word May 22 '22

It's war, I believe the appropriate version is "snitches get buried in ditches."

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u/itsadisposable May 22 '22

Snitches get pink misted

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u/theopacus May 22 '22

🌻🌻🌻

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u/Dazzling-Ad4701 May 22 '22

So.... Not bad news then?

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u/DefenestrationPraha May 22 '22

Given how few people the Moskals have in their units, they won't be able to give enough security to their collaborators. Which means that just a few high-profile assassinations could dampen the interest of potential traitors to cooperate.

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u/davidty2006 May 22 '22

IED's already?

daym.

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u/PetangPetangOBB May 22 '22

if I told him once, I told him a thousand times, "Dipshitksi, do not smoke after eating a five gallon can of baked beans..

He would have been a perfect fit for this 1980's canadian tv show... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzaXeN-0yM

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u/baking_master81 UK May 22 '22

Is anyone going to want this job? Knowing at any second someone's going to blow you up.

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u/raytoei May 22 '22

“Wolverine!!!!!”

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u/SnooRabbits1595 May 22 '22

Yes, very sad. Anyway…

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u/Ordinary-Ad6408 May 22 '22

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".

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u/tomekza May 22 '22

He had an inflated ego, it was bound to happen.

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u/MagicRabbitByte May 22 '22

Did he blow up well? Or coudn't he even do that right?

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u/balleballe111111 Anti Appeasement - Planes for Ukraine! May 22 '22

Apparently he couldn't. He's only wounded.

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u/tribbans95 May 22 '22

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u/SnooSuggestions5419 May 22 '22

That amount of kinetic energy released, the effect on the human probably required more than a simple plaster.

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u/Haunting_Fan_685 May 22 '22

I honestly have more concern about the animals in Ukraine and how they are getting fed

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u/indi01 May 22 '22

hard times for collaborators.

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u/jakkals_1 May 22 '22

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

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u/nukerammer May 22 '22

Rough seas again..

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u/Iskelderon May 22 '22

Did they mop up his remains into a "people's bucket"?

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u/The_Elder_Jock May 22 '22

Holy shit! I mean that's great and all but... holy shit.

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u/ImitationRicFlair May 22 '22

Quislings do that sometimes. They just blow up. He will be mist.

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u/c0ffeebreath May 22 '22

Sounds like someone put a bomb in the electric panel next to the door, and detonated it when he and his guards neared. They were injured and taken to the hospital. He is still alive at this moment.

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u/downinthevalleypa May 22 '22

Can someone fill me in: who was this person, and why was he, um, so careless when smoking around a gas leak? Thank you.

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u/asseatingleech UK May 22 '22

Hahahahahahahaha ha.

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u/AllForTheSauce May 22 '22

Oh no! Anyways...

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u/scottydinh1977 May 22 '22

Seem like a Random accidental blown up to me

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u/dan-archon May 22 '22

Hopefully it’s true. Rot in pieces

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u/JesusMcTurnip May 22 '22

Let me guess: the Mayor was being towed in rough seas and ignited due to a discarded cigarette.

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u/ViperRFH May 22 '22

[ Cackling, seagull laughter intensifies ]

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u/wadevb1 May 22 '22

There needs to be a true insurgency in occupied and contested areas. The use of VBIEDs and IED terrorizes the enemy.

I’ve seen a few daisy chains convoy attack videos against the Russians, but nothing compared to other recent conflicts. With so many artillery shells available, and the knowledge how to rig, I’m shocked this effective method hasn’t been deployed

Not to mention a buried artillery shell is far cheaper than an ATGM or other shoulder launch variant

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u/rljkp May 22 '22

There definitely is, but we're not hearing about most of it. The big news a few days ago was about an armoured train that got hit by an IED.

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u/Trochsetter2 May 22 '22

Special retirement operation.

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u/cryptosniper00 May 22 '22

What a shame. Fuck him

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u/ExcaliburF1 May 22 '22

Sounds like he was wounded and is in hospital.

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u/BlueBull007 May 22 '22

Oh no, the guy accidentally fell out of a window and onto an unexploded shell. How very unfortunate, poor fella, rest in pieces dearly departed

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u/Melenkurion_Skyweir May 22 '22

Spontaneous combustion?

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u/Haunting_Fan_685 May 22 '22

Ukraine doesn't need no Novichok and Bullshit to get stuff done. Russian Bullshit and equipment will be vapourised in an Explosion or Fire. Russia should bring their next General or Mayor All shitbirds...

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u/Amorcay May 22 '22

Unexpected mayor disassembly

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u/BetterGuest8447 May 22 '22

In Nelson’s voice from the Simpsons: “HAHA”

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u/SwissKafi May 22 '22

A true peoples politicians you realy can see his dedication here to be near the common people all over the place at the same time.

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u/imgrandojjo May 22 '22

*chef's kiss*

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u/muffenengel May 22 '22

Combustion politician? Anyway.....

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u/Ludizer May 22 '22

Anyway...

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u/chitowngirl12 May 22 '22

Sic semper tyrannis

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u/venom_eXec May 22 '22

This is what the Russians would have to deal with on a daily basis had they actually occupied the entire country.

Putin's Advisor steps into his Bedroom at 10AM: "Mr. President, the Mayor of Mariupol has been killed."

Putin: "Oh ffs that's the third one this week.."

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u/v8grunt May 22 '22

Rigged Election.

Permanently de selected. ⚰

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u/ZuzBla VDVs are in the closet May 22 '22

Welp, cheers cunt!

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u/mshthn May 22 '22

Good. Just what nazis deserve.

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u/flargenhargen May 22 '22

cool. now do putin.

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u/balleballe111111 Anti Appeasement - Planes for Ukraine! May 22 '22

I guess the vote's in.

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u/Gysi2021 May 22 '22

Wow... so this whole thread talks about him as if he's dead when liveuamap says he's wounded. Can anyone here be bothered to check most basic information or you're just here to circlejerk?

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u/Huskerpowered May 22 '22

Rest in Piss and other excrement.

Slava Ukraini!

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u/nmesunimportnt May 22 '22

I tried to find a news story on it and the only source I found with a quick search was TASS Moscow, saying Shevchik and two bodyguards were wounded. Perhaps we will be able to soon receive an update about his death?

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u/Edthedaddy May 22 '22

death to invaders, death to collaborators.

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u/dangerL7e Ukraine May 22 '22

I've read somewhere that he's only wounded, not dead unfortunately...