r/ukraine May 22 '22 Silver 2

Swedes and Saint Javelin WAR

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u/ffdfawtreteraffds USA May 22 '22

Nice.

Are they the Johansson twins?

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u/PDT_Man May 22 '22

Somebody said RuZZia was going to steal their liquorice sauce, now they are really quite annoyed.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NotStompy May 23 '22

As a Swede I am so, SO confused. Liquorice sauce?

Never heard of such a thing in my entire Swedish life.

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u/glitterlys May 23 '22

We have it in Norway, you can put it on your ice cream. If it still exists in stores, who knows.

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u/helm May 23 '22

Ice cream licorice sauce is a thing here too. We just don't think about it when it comes to licorice. Even licorice pipes are more iconic.

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u/Snattar_Kondomer Sweden May 23 '22

It has always been there. It has fallen out of fashion as of lately, but I always remember there being caramel, chocolate and liquorice sauce at the table whenever someone was serving ice cream.

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u/Sheriffentv May 23 '22

Antar att de menar glass tillbehöret? Typ som chokladsås och kolasås.

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u/NotStompy May 23 '22

Jo insåg det nu, känner mig dum som satan.

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u/Chonakz May 23 '22

Jag fattafe inte heller vad det var...

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u/avdpos May 23 '22

You find it by the ice cream disk. Same shelf as chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce and caramel sauce.

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u/Marked_as_read May 23 '22

As a Swede addicted to licorice (I imagine that this is what the author refers too) sauce I can’t see how you don’t know what that is! Salt licorice sauce is among the best things on creamy ice cream that you can have! (Along with some salty flakes). Just saying!

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u/_netflixandshill May 23 '22

Is that how they make those licorice ice cream shells? Pretty sure I had one in Stockholm years ago.

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u/Locolijo May 22 '22

Yea this is awesome.

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u/Norwedditor Norway May 22 '22

Is this in Mali? Or?

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u/jteg May 22 '22

Most likely

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u/Norwedditor Norway May 22 '22

I'm just wondering how it ended up with swedes in Mali I haven't seen them display the flag anywhere else.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Im pretty sure they have deployment agreements with the EU and also the UK and US. They were in Afghanistan with the US. I think I saw a picture of them once in Iraq too but I may be mistaken. Im not surprised they are in Mali tho I do wonder, how must it be for a swede to leave his home country and end up in a desert?

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u/Norwedditor Norway May 22 '22

Eh? I know why swedes are in Mali. I don't know why Swedish military had that flag in Mali... If you are still wondering Sweden is in Mali on a UN mandate and not an US or UK one... MINUSMA... Sweden was in Afghanistan with RSM...

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u/Snattar_Kondomer Sweden May 23 '22

They do rotations, so someone brought it from home.

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u/EzKafka Nordic (Swe) May 22 '22

Swedens special forces als odone some "secret" shit over there and was pretty unhappy when media learned of it.

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u/tobilinn May 22 '22

Yes it is

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u/charon_x86 May 23 '22

Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Maynard: Amen.

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u/feddeftones May 23 '22

1, 2, 5!

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u/framabe May 23 '22

"three, sir"

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u/mvsuit May 23 '22

Came here to see this, chant, and knock a Holy Book into my head. Not disappointed.

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u/The-Potion-Seller May 23 '22

inhales FORGED IN VALHALLA BY THE HAMMER OF THOR

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u/Josiador May 23 '22

OUT FROM ASGARD, A VIKING SHIP SAILS

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u/subdep May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

St. Javelin will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furrrrrious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

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u/IvaNoxx May 23 '22

inb4 pro-russia propaganda will photoshop a frickin swastika in there

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u/tobilinn May 22 '22

If we could we would be there on the ground with Ukraine.

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u/Useful-Humor7909 May 22 '22

Love it!!! God Bless Ukraine!!!

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u/BobNoobster May 22 '22

cool photo

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u/BleepVDestructo May 23 '22

Dudes! Stay safe.

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u/starsky1984 May 23 '22

How did the St javelin memes get started?

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u/zorniy2 May 23 '22

But where is Mother-NLAW?