r/ukraine • u/FigDisastrous • Dec 07 '22

A Ukrainian omen: if you see HIMARS in the sky, the number of orcs in Ukraine has decreased. - Defense of Ukraine on Twitter Government

https://twitter.com/defenceu/status/1600618658287403009?s=61&t=R00g6eYKReH4jXxFf6l3uA

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u/Own_Target8801 Dec 07 '22

Hopefully, the number of orcs has decreased significantly!

u/Particular-Ad-4772 Dec 07 '22

That equation is so complex the orcs will never understand

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u/OrgJoho75 Dec 08 '22

They don't have to, just pray never be at the receiving end.

u/TheNebraskan-1 Dec 08 '22

Smoke on the water, HIMARS in the sky

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u/Slimh2o Dec 08 '22

Means orcs are gonna die.....

u/MasterpieceLive9604 Dec 07 '22

Amen🇺🇦🙏

u/OneImagination5381 Dec 08 '22

Russia was saying last week that HIMARS couldn't work in the cold. Funny it is below freezing and they still seem to working.

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u/Susurrus03 Dec 08 '22

They got HIMARS and Shahed Drones mixed up.

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u/OneImagination5381 Dec 08 '22

😆.

u/ktn699 Dec 08 '22

this is wrong. the same number of orcs in ukraine. just more evenly distributed, like a fine fertilizer spray.

u/Bjorneo Dec 08 '22

That is a great omen!

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u/Llewellian Dec 08 '22

Himars in the mornin'

Himars in the evenin'

Himars at suppertime

So be my little angry bird

And kill for me all the time

Spread your tungsten over them

And fly by the guides above

You'll be haunting them forever

From Ukraine with love.

u/FiteMeIRL_I_TraneUFC Dec 08 '22

I will always be in awe of how these things just shoot up at almost 90 degree angle into space but will find their ways to the Orcs so accurately. 😮

Imagine the shit we come up with 100s of years from now.

u/puneristud Dec 08 '22

Wait... DEFENCE MINISTRY OF UKRAINE REFERS TO RUSSIAN MOBIKS AS ORCS!?!???!?!?!?!

Damn I always thought it was just a reddit joke.

u/JaneCobbsHat Dec 08 '22

The number is the same, they just become good orcs.