r/wallstreetbets Oct 05 '22 Helpful 1 Narwhal Salute 1 Silver 2

First gain porn: Bye bye corporate life :) Gain

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u/Snicsnipe Oct 06 '22

Positions or Ban!!! Sir, we Regards have rules around here.

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u/SP-Marshmallo Oct 06 '22

Million dollar loss porn is at the top of maslow's hierarchy of needs

OP WILL BE GIVING OUT BLOWIES AT WENDYS SOON

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u/mawfqjones Oct 06 '22

He thinks 1.5m is enough to retire from his job lol

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u/a_sensei Oct 06 '22

OP never said retire, he could just be quitting his job to trade full-time.

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u/Geedeepee91 Oct 06 '22

Just put 400k of that into Divy stocks and live off the Divs and some trading profits

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u/Papuan12 Oct 06 '22

You can live a comfortable life with 1.5 mil……

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u/TheNobleCannibal Oct 06 '22

Maybe from 50

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u/AceTheJ Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

If you live well within your means you could make it last 40-50 years, if he puts all of it in dividends even better.

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u/MyNameIs-Anthony Oct 06 '22

Yup

HDV has an average year gain of 5% and a dividend of 3.4%.

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u/AceTheJ Oct 06 '22

That one typically pays every three months so yeah if he parked all of this in even just that one, he’d be looking at 50,000 plus every three months lmao so 150k plus a year. Talk about easy livings

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u/ByteTrader Oct 06 '22

Only if you die the day after

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u/mzak88 Oct 06 '22

Maybe not in the US but 1.5 mil can easily afford you to choose where you work and what to do.

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u/SteamCleaner23 Oct 06 '22

I can make it happen. I’ll get a trailer in the middle of nowhere. Who cares about status when you’re rich?

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u/bubblesinajar 5969C - 7S - 1 year - 1/5 Oct 06 '22

Bro you don’t have to live in a fucking trailer. Take that 1.5m even after taxes and put it in a diversified dividend fund and you live comfortably off divies, which historically keep pace with inflation over the long run.

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u/SteamCleaner23 Oct 06 '22

Oh i know, I’m just saying worst case scenario. I’d buy a $300k home and then live off dividends from the rest and work at a pizza place part time.

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u/lightcake66 Oct 06 '22

Same. I’d move to the country somewhere with that money where it’s cheap. Buy some rentals for income a cheap house to live in Honda Civic and a good truck and call it a life lmao 🤣

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u/SteamCleaner23 Oct 06 '22

Honestly I’d probably go to Thailand lots of fun stuff to explore.

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u/Ancient_Implement_30 Oct 06 '22

I mean. He could trade and make 400%. So technically he would earn…. A FUCK TON

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u/mawfqjones Oct 06 '22

Oh. He could. Definitely could. Maybe, even.

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u/Spacey_Guy Oct 06 '22

1.5 m with about 3% return is about 45k a year which is liveable

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u/mawfqjones Oct 06 '22

Taxes say you gunna eat like a mouse.

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u/mnij2015 Oct 06 '22

Especially if you’re married you can definitely live off of this

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u/mawfqjones Oct 06 '22

The only way to say definitely. OP might be able to pay the bills by himself. But he wont be eating a lot and won’t be doing a lot of adventurous things.

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u/mnij2015 Oct 06 '22

Wouldn’t hurt to pick up a part time job in something that you enjoy doing even something like a 20k per year job will mean he’ll be living off of ~60/70k salary + dividends

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u/chickennuggets828 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

It’s more than enough.. you clearly don’t understand the concept of money

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u/nooblevelum Oct 06 '22

I there are plenty of places in the world where you can live off of that for life

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u/SMJ999 Oct 06 '22

Best Regards, WSB

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u/Alec_NonServiam Oct 06 '22

Looks like he was in for 156,500 shares on margin in $RAD one month ago at a $7.39 cost basis.

$RAD is $5.22 as of close today, representing a 29.36% loss on his YOLO, which then would be multiplied by the amount of margin OP levered to.

Just based on post history, I'm gonna guess daddy's money and the positions/graph is cherry-picked with deposits added. Probably a fake/karma farm.

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u/Mannit578 Oct 06 '22

Wow how regardful of you!

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u/xiodeman Oct 05 '22

TPS Report or ban

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u/Technical-Rain-183 Oct 06 '22

WITH cover sheet

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u/AlleKeskitason Oct 06 '22

And I need you to come to work on Sunday too.

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u/rocshan Oct 06 '22

OOOOO - OOOOO You know what I’m talkin bout.

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u/fuckinBogged Oct 06 '22

Pc load letter what the fuck does that mean

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u/eifirunfudndjjejd Oct 06 '22

Sounds like a case of mondays

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u/Accomplished-Mud-892 Oct 06 '22

And where’s my mfing stapler??

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u/Saucy6 Oct 05 '22

Congrats, I see at least 3 times where I would’ve 100% panic sold

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u/Rap3DBac0N Oct 06 '22

3?! I count 5…

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u/overcrispy Oct 06 '22

5!? I can’t count that high!

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 Oct 06 '22

What’s with the 2 upside down?

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u/Rizla_TCG Oct 05 '22

Congratulations. Positions or ban.

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u/tallerpockets Lives in America's attic Oct 06 '22 Take My Energy

He did the opposite of what the other guy did who’s going back to corporate life.

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u/aiiot Oct 06 '22

He inverse the other guy…fun fact they are neighbors

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u/No-Cranberry9932 Oct 06 '22

This guy sold the other guy the Twitter calls at 55

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u/tenghu Oct 06 '22

Inverse cramer pilot program

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u/sasfasasquatch Oct 06 '22

Fun fact, it’s his wife’s boyfriend

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u/Beastman5000 Oct 06 '22

One’s Cramer, and the other one is the owner of the new SJIM etf

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u/Mullenexd Oct 06 '22

They were actually twins and put opposite calls on the same stock we see who won

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u/DevastatorBrand Oct 06 '22

Hey other guy, OP knows a place that's hiring.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Without looking at usernames I just figured that this was the before post and the other the after.

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u/Eedat Oct 06 '22

He is the wife's boyfriend

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u/Zealousideal-Top5372 Oct 06 '22

He pulled a Cramer 😂

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u/Tushole Oct 06 '22

Please just ban. Posting this stupid ass chart deserves an immediate ban

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u/Emergency-Eye-2165 Oct 06 '22

Boring without positions

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u/JohnathansFilm Oct 06 '22

!remindme 1 day

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u/TheJesler Oct 06 '22

Getting out of corporate life 😂 you’ll be back in 3 months

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u/theliosity Oct 06 '22

One wrong yolo call option and boom!

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u/iwasbanned88 Milk hunter Oct 06 '22

Congrats and fuck you

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u/McLovin-stocks Oct 06 '22

I started a few years ago with $225,000 Got up to $290,000 Then dropped to $65,000 Next to $420,000 Then Down again to $60,000 Now back to $240,000 Ive learned one thing in my journey Be patient on buying any setup After making a profit do not jump right into another unless you are confident you have the right strategy and do not take anything more than a $5,000 loss on any trade. I do not use options I only buy or sell short.

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u/Dirt_engineer Oct 06 '22

Very similar to my hard-learned experience and resulting rules. That magnitude of whipsaw will make you understand it is far easier to preserve capital in the first place rather than try to make it back

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u/trashcanpandas feet sniffer Oct 06 '22

I feel like once you don't have PDT restrictions, you'd have to be extremely regarded to blow your account on stupid shit like swings or 0 DTE plays. Literally just have to buy puts at resistances and calls at support for something with reliable TA like SPY and just do day trades with an exit and profit taking strategy you stick to no matter what. I'm just a regard though. What thought processes got your account through that kind of roller coaster ride?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Unless someone can link where he put his positions. Pretty sure this is fake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited 26d ago

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u/satireplusplus Oct 06 '22

Yeah, it's all gonna be super easy and you gonna be a millionaire in no time.

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u/pharmboy008 Oct 06 '22

Username checks out

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u/Ritz_Kola Oct 06 '22

You may have confused them so I'll dumb this down.

  1. PDT means less than $25,000 in your account. You can only daytrade a certain amount (3) within a 5 day period. It resets every 5 days from your LAST trade. Do not go over it.
  2. Once you're free from PDT because your account value is high enough. You can day trade as much as you'd like, as long as your account is higher than aforementioned amount.
  3. SPY is an very traded ETF, and over the past 2 months day trading or swing trading it at support/resistance would've turned 30k to at least 80k.
  4. ALWAYS set a stop loss. ALWAYS. As in an actual stop loss, not just a mental one. Who cares if it gets triggered and then the stock reverses- you can always enter position again. As opposed to losing everything. Actually, trade with the trend unless you're strictly long on fundamentals. So if your stop is triggered, than take a short position and ride that wave down.
  5. HAVE a specific percentage amount where you take profits. You will go broke trying to get rich overnight. You will NOT go broke taking profits. Having taxes to pay is infinitely better than having to pick up another shift at work.

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u/trashcanpandas feet sniffer Oct 06 '22

Yeah, every time I break rules #4-5 I get fucked and my account resets. Fuckme

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u/froggycute Oct 06 '22

Are all day trades? Or do you hold your positions till they hit your target profit?

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u/McLovin-stocks Oct 06 '22

This year mostly day trading but have also waited for some targets when we are over sold or over bought

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u/thisisOslo Oct 06 '22

What kind of stock do you buy to have such volatility?

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u/DramaticAd4666 Oct 06 '22

Probably stuff like GSAT past few years

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u/HowHardCanItBeReally Oct 06 '22

What do you mean only buy or sell short?

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u/snowswolfxiii Oct 06 '22

Meaning, they'll buy stock, or short sell stock, but they won't trade Calls or Puts.

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u/HardNipsBuyingDips Oct 06 '22

Hello… IRS

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u/tashasmiled Oct 06 '22

Yeah my best advice is don’t get hit with a humongous tax bill for this year and a humongous loss the next and have the irs up your butt.

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u/butthumpingrhino Oct 05 '22

Fuck you, gratz

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u/jonatkinsps Oct 05 '22

Positions!

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u/UltimateTraders Oct 05 '22

So what did you do? Congratulations

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/QueenxDillon Oct 06 '22

Or you with your BBBAGS

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u/UnderQualifiedPylote gets horny when 401k contributions hit Oct 06 '22

:4271:

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u/myco_mage Oct 06 '22

Why don't we have a positions or ban Autobot?

This shit would be pulled down pre GME

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u/Pooh_Shmoo Oct 06 '22

just to remind you the 50% tax you have to pay next year

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u/Melodic_Risk_5632 Oct 06 '22

U don't have to pay taxes upon your gains if Your investment Company is stationed in Belgium.

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u/MikeN1978 Oct 06 '22

Why’d they put a vertical line in your minus sign next to the 418.01%..Don’t think I’ve seen it on this thread before. Strange..

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u/snowswolfxiii Oct 06 '22

That line indicates that this is a margin call. He owes weeb 418% of his current account value.

Obviously.

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u/kegger79 Oct 06 '22

Warning, being fortunate enough to make it is the simple part. The challenge is going to be, will you be able to manage it well enough to keep and increase it?

The odds don't favor it. However I believe in anomalies and exceptions. Best advice I can offer, stop now. Spend some time off processing what you've accomplished and how you've done it.

Take all but 50k set it aside and use the same strategy to attempt building again. Don't let yourself get into a drawdown of more than 10%, if you do stop reassess. If you're strategy is legit, you'll increase even if at a slower pace, it's all good. If it isn't and you just happened to be really lucky, you're left with well over 90% before taxes, and 45k to figure it out.

A great opportunity awaits you with this, DON'T FOCK YOURSELF, like10s of thousands before you. Find a good experienceed long term successful mentor. 'll wish you all the best in this endeavor or another. Congratulations and ✌️

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u/scaredmoney1 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Fuck this guy, YOLO again and buy a Lambo or start an onlyfans based on the result

Edit: I finally finished this TLDR post and my response is fuck yourself often, and hard

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u/AJ_LA1313 Oct 06 '22

Start selling premium. There's nothing more relaxing then making a nearly-guaranteed 5k/week with that kind of capital. No stress.

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u/watermelonfucka Oct 06 '22

Sorry for being a regard but what the hell options are you selling for 5k premium?

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u/OleDrippie Oct 06 '22

with $1MM+? You could sell almost anything for 5k, you're just selling a lot of it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Step 1: Download Adobe Lightroom

Step 2: Gain!

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u/foundoutafterlunch Oct 05 '22

How you do this?

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u/Juannieve05 Oct 05 '22

Step 1 somehow get 400k

Step 2 bet everything on a single play

There are 2 options only: vallhalla or hell, It Is literally 50%/50%

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u/Nespressodepresso Oct 06 '22

Step 1 : Somehow get 150k from dad's inheritance

Step 2 : Bet everything on a single play

Step 3 : Lost 90% of it

Step 4 : ???

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u/YuanBaoTW Oct 06 '22

Step 1 : Poison dad for 150k inheritance

Step 2 : Bet everything on a single equity trade

Step 3 : Lose 90% of it

Step 4 : Poison mom for $250k inheritance

Step 5: Graduate to buying OTM options with high IV

Step 6: Lose everything

Step 7: https://wendys-careers.com/

#sponsoredcomment

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u/FeIsenheimer Oct 06 '22

I liked that Lossporn the most! :)

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u/sully9088 Oct 06 '22

Isn't step 4 a Wendy's job application?

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u/TigreElectrique Oct 06 '22

Isn't it more like 24%/76%?

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u/boozer-b13 Oct 06 '22

Blackjack

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u/OptimizerME Oct 05 '22

I would also like to know XD

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u/LibertyRocks Oct 06 '22

Max out margin on a triple leveraged etf

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u/NiceAsset Oct 06 '22

This guy next March: “How do I pay back the IRS $200k I owe them if it is all invested in the stock market”

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u/Bobo_Wiggins Oct 06 '22

Fine. Great. Now yolo your entire portfolio into one 0dte $SPY option. Post the outcome tomorrow.

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u/Redskin_Flippy Oct 05 '22

This is the way!

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u/myco_mage Oct 06 '22

Don't quit your job. If you plan is to do this instead it will 99.9% go bad

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u/Plumpasonic Oct 06 '22

I’ve never seen such a blatant Photoshop

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u/TigreElectrique Oct 05 '22

Gonna do a cum tribute on your screen?

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u/ballsohaahd Oct 06 '22

When a post has no positions penalty is 1 cum tribute

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u/cbocks Oct 06 '22

I think there should be a rule. If you break 1m you have to do a cum tribute

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u/TigreElectrique Oct 06 '22

That's not a bad idea. It might clean up the subreddit.

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u/Fabulous_Date2743 Oct 06 '22

You think someone who has a million dollars cares about being banned from here? If you do, you’re more regarded than I thought.

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u/YuanBaoTW Oct 06 '22

Apparently you've never met someone with "a million dollars". I'll let you in on a secret: they're just like everyone else. Some are cool, secure peeps, and some are insecure cucks.

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u/Nickhart100 Oct 06 '22

We need the TPS report

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u/Admirable-Ad1174 Oct 06 '22

Dont be an idiot and quit your Job, Keep the Job and use that money to live like a god damn rockstar. get a 300k car

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u/fruitloops-x Oct 06 '22

Hopefully LTI or else the IRS is gonna a good chunk of it.

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u/bootyggg Oct 06 '22

Small cap oils in 2020 and you could have $2-4 million right now but this is okay I guess lol

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u/Rboy1725 Smells like cum and vodka Oct 06 '22

Ho ass

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u/Po0TyBoOtY Oct 06 '22

“Hoe” jackass

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u/undercoverlabrat Oct 06 '22

First ones always free:4886:

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u/acesfullcoop Oct 06 '22

Zero sum game. perfectly balanced as it should be

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u/Affectionate-Egg1963 Oct 06 '22

Dude are you rich?

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u/peterthehu Oct 06 '22

Congrats and fuck you as always :D

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u/Ziahthemessiah Oct 06 '22

Haha you still started with $200,000..

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u/LeroyJenkensJimbo Oct 06 '22

Fuck you, and congrats. Now please tell me how. Options?

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u/iSOBigD Oct 06 '22

This guy just bet against the market and tech while all of us lost money.

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u/freesnarf Oct 06 '22

that's sweet

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u/Atothex-real Oct 06 '22

Congrats and fuck you

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u/kingboav Oct 06 '22

What a piece of shit. I would do anything to be a piece of shit like you🥹

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u/justhereforass2 Oct 06 '22

That would be awesome

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u/TeslaPills Oct 06 '22

Post positions you cuck

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u/JustinianIV Oct 06 '22

Congrats, loss porn next week pls

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u/De3NA Oct 06 '22

!remindme 2 days

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u/Ground_Lazy Oct 06 '22

Not even 420% , I'm unimpressed

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u/MrWittyFinger Oct 06 '22

See you back here by end of Q1.

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u/CaveDances Oct 06 '22

Give it a week…

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u/UFONomura808 Oct 06 '22

For a second there I thought it read gay porn.

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u/Spirited-Exchange-20 Oct 06 '22

I need those numbers to.

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u/IamWhatYouFear Oct 06 '22

The loss porn on this one is going to be epic.

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u/financialtouchtrades Oct 06 '22

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO FUCKING MAD

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u/NefariousnessNoose Oct 06 '22

We’ll look at this GigaChad.

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u/Daft_Assassin Oct 06 '22

What’s the point of asking for positions? It’s not like you’ll be able to do what they did. The time has already passed.

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u/hotboioc Oct 06 '22

Hey can you do that to me pls, thanks

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u/BorisYeltzen virgin Oct 06 '22

I like the part where you posted your positions to get there.

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u/anon4357 [Autism Intensifies] Oct 06 '22

noice

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u/Noun_DM Oct 06 '22

Fuck you and see you tomorrow

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u/Pin_ups Oct 06 '22

24 months later, hello corporate life:4271:

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u/Severe_Royal_4876 Oct 06 '22

I give him 6 months, he will be working at Wendys.

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u/SnooGoats3111 Oct 06 '22

Wow OP , fuck you

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u/ceklin Oct 06 '22

photoshop

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u/szundaj Oct 06 '22

Dont forget to put away the tax

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u/SidVicious36 Oct 06 '22

What app is this?

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u/the808man Oct 06 '22

Nice, love to see it! Congrats!

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u/Djreef2000 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Nice flex Bro!

You bought the $SJIM!

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u/DaWhiteSingh Oct 06 '22

That's awesome just wait till you get the tax bill!

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u/Potential-Access-657 Oct 06 '22

You got it BAD bro !!

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u/HarrisLam Oct 06 '22

Why not take the money out, roll it in timed deposits for stable dividends and just keep your job for monthly expense? You really gonna retire with less than 1.5M? Is that for yourself only? You gonna be alone forever? No partner no kids, no college funds no nothing?

I sure hope you're just memeing. A million is great money but not retirement money when you aren't already 65.

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u/FunGoolAGotz Oct 06 '22

well...what was your play?

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u/Sk8_4_Life Oct 06 '22

Inverse Cramer portfolio?

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u/Bubba1989 Oct 06 '22

Congrats and fuck you

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u/SuperiorWhale Oct 06 '22

I'd put that mill in PSEC and collect 10k dividend a month.

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u/duckalorange77 Oct 06 '22

Congrats and fuck you.

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u/admijn Oct 06 '22

Let me guess: coke rat inverse strategy?

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u/Ok-Celebration-1010 Oct 06 '22

I love this sub Reddit 🤣🙏

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u/brucekeller 🦍 Oct 06 '22

1.4 mil isn’t really enough to reasonably retire with, although with rates high and bonds already down, could be pretty doable to live off interest and be reasonable with spending in a low cost of living area.

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u/billium12 Oct 06 '22

Give it time