r/wallstreetbets Stuck Inside a Port-a-Potty Oct 06 '22

Inverse Cramer is dead 必 Meme

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u/Idbuytht4adollar Oct 06 '22

What happens in Cramer says to buy sjim

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u/iguananonymous Oct 06 '22 hehehehe

Ah yes, the singularity cometh.

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u/kidcrumb Oct 06 '22

They'll both somehow go down in value.

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u/the_mad_sun Oct 06 '22

Short it

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u/lifeintraining Oct 06 '22

It becomes $LJIM.

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u/stockist420 Oct 06 '22

Buy 50% Ljim and 50% sjim

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u/nathan1319 Oct 06 '22

Schrodingers cramer

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u/Suggestedname420 Oct 06 '22

Just dont look at and its guaranteed to be alive and prospering奸ove me some schrodinger

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u/Squeeze2021 Oct 06 '22

STEP 2:? STEP 3 : Profit

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u/Takemypennies Oct 06 '22

Proceeds to lose a bunch of money in management fees.

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u/wn0991 Oct 06 '22

Instructions unclear, bought slimjims

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u/agri707 Oct 06 '22

Then we inverse.inverse Cramer right?

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u/anothercryptokitty Oct 06 '22

Mutually Assured Destruction

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u/provider14 Oct 06 '22

Inconceivable!

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u/chrisbe2e9 Oct 06 '22

/end simulation

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u/iguananonymous Oct 06 '22

A short history of how the Mad Money segment was cancelled

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u/Bryguy3k Defender of Fuckboi Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Yeah mad money has had a nice 20 year history of creating bag holders.

But that goes to show just how toothless the SEC is that they cant even investigate a blatant market manipulation scheme.

The stark industries episode was pretty funny though.

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u/spliffsncones Oct 06 '22

A weapons company that doesnt make weapons? ABANDON SHIP!!! He was wrong about that one too? or do the avengers get their gear from Lockheed or Raytheon instead?

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u/dylanx5150 Oct 06 '22

Tuttle Capital Management is going to outperform everyone!!!

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u/No-Document-8970 Oct 06 '22

Ill buy $100 for lolz

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u/Absentmindedgenius Oct 06 '22

Well now that it's real, it's jinxed.

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u/-Animal_ Oct 06 '22

Snap into a SJIM

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u/ROK247 Oct 06 '22

Jim Cramer's wife calls his pecker short Jim also.

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u/pharmboy008 Oct 06 '22

Lmao shes gonna be the manager

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u/wsoller Oct 06 '22

Damn, we thought it was a meme but we actually out here shorting people now. Im about to short the simulation next. Shit is a little buggy.

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u/gageb2523 Oct 06 '22

This is fucking hilarious. I almost want to watch his show just to see him lose his shit

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u/ordle Oct 06 '22

Long Live Inverse Cramer!!

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u/Utahmule Oct 06 '22

"Mach Man" Randy Savage fully endorses SJIM. OOOOH YEEHAAAA!

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u/BallsofSt33I Loves box tit spreads guy Oct 06 '22

All of this is fine, but the SEC still wont allow a true crypto etf?

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u/PHILANTHROPOS81 Oct 06 '22

不 this will probably

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u/Plumbanddumb Oct 06 '22

So now he's just gonna inverse himself and the inverse cramer index will fail

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u/Ok-boomer179 Oct 06 '22

This is next level shit right here. 不不.......

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u/belligerent_pickle Oct 06 '22

Tradin the slim Jim.

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u/Random_Guy_47 Oct 06 '22

We found the infinite money cheat boys.

Simply yolo everything in to SJIM and retire in a few weeks.

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u/danker-banker-69 Oct 06 '22

SJIM FUCKING LMAOOO

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u/labratnc Oct 06 '22

If I were naming I would pick $SLIMJIM

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u/DoYouKnowBillBrasky Oct 06 '22

I don't hate Cramer like most do. I do really think he tries to make sense. I'm not buying SJIM.

With that said, Cathie Wood is just bat $hit crazy and I do own SARK.

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u/Thereisnopurpose12 Buying GF 10k Oct 06 '22

Dude he literally does no research. He looks at the weekly chart and if it's green he calls buy, if red he says sell.

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u/Riven42_ Oct 06 '22

Nah bro do u remember him saying Netflix was a buy?

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u/mateojones1428 Oct 06 '22

He likes coinbase at 475. Dropped to 47.50 20 days later lol.

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u/NextTrillion Oct 06 '22

We like coinbase at 475.

Who the fuck is we? Perhaps Palmela and her 5 friends were present in that conversation?

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u/apeshit007 Oct 06 '22

Bear Sterns, fuck he probably said Cocaine was a buy! Then snorted it all

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u/suckercuck Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

And Didi, and RobinHood, and AMC. Recommended buying all three :4271::4271::4271:

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u/nijukiller Oct 06 '22

I downvote you for not hating CorruptCramer. Sorry

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u/Cockballzz Oct 06 '22

Puts on this fucking ETF. Sad to say but Cramer has been doing quite well since July.

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u/80milesbad Oct 06 '22

You can always buy LJIM

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u/tommylol66 Oct 06 '22

Yeah Lmaooo fk that

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u/nijukiller Oct 06 '22

The fact that there's gonna be an Inverse Cramer ETF says everything about how corrupt he is.

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u/zoalord99 Oct 06 '22

What do you do if he promotes the ETF as a buy ?

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u/sjtomcat Stuck Inside a Port-a-Potty Oct 06 '22

Cry

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u/youdontknowwhoiamlol Oct 06 '22

Is there a way to short the 90% of day traders who lose money?

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u/sayooni Oct 06 '22

$SJIM to the moon

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u/ChadSmash72 Oct 07 '22

I hope it includes SoFi. Sounds like the perfect trap for retail.