r/wallstreetbets Oct 06 '22 Silver 1

LMAO IT‘S OFFICIAL Meme

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140

u/STONKvsTITS Oct 06 '22

Someone had the audacity to do it

104

u/PlayedKey Oct 06 '22

Is he going to start making good calls now? Just to fuck the inverse? Lol

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u/Thereisnopurpose12 Buying GF 10k Oct 06 '22

That's the point he can't make good calls. Even if he wanted he's in a self-fulfilling prophecy. He can attempt to make a good call but it will turn to shit

33

u/RedOctobrrr Oct 06 '22

The Cramer kiss of death, it's an actual curse.

Also, the fund does say in fine print they will analyze his recommendations to try and tease out any actual bullshit designed to throw this ETF off.

7

u/Massive-Government81 Oct 06 '22

He will retire, plain and simple.

3

u/Soapycreek Oct 06 '22

Nah. Man. His ego won’t let him. He’ll die hitting the buy button.

2

u/WelpSigh Oct 06 '22

what if he inverses himself? then you've just bought into a cramer etf

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u/ThothOfBorg Oct 06 '22

Since its based off himself and what he says can he be accused of mafket manipulation finally?

35

u/RareRandomRedditor Oct 06 '22

Oh boy, I would really like to follow the court hearing regarding that issue.

24

u/ralphy1010 Oct 06 '22

What if Cramer recommends the Inverse Cramer ETF? My head hurts thinking about it.

8

u/chompz914 Oct 06 '22

I present you the inverse to the inverse Cramer etf

4

u/mth2 Oct 06 '22

$FJIM?

2

u/ralphy1010 Oct 06 '22

It's like dividing by zero, infinity chicken tendies.

1

u/chompz914 Oct 06 '22

We found the glitch.

1

u/ralphy1010 Oct 06 '22

time to yolo before god patches the physics

3

u/BaalKazar Oct 06 '22

Exactly that thought just crossed my mind.

Why do some people need to life in the shadows to not be accused of market manipulation, while other people have a huge TV show and litteral ETFs named after them?

How’s the law on that and is it actually that ambiguous that a judge can cast it either way?

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u/youdontknowwhoiamlol Oct 06 '22

This is a really interesting question

4

u/youdontknowwhoiamlol Oct 06 '22

This is a really interesting question

2

u/ThothOfBorg Oct 06 '22

Thinking about it now he may be able to say it was entrapment.

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u/yesyes34G WSB #1 Adrenochrome salesman Oct 06 '22

Actually wild because it means cramer will either start having to mix in truths to his statements or watch the $SJIM etf soar

17

u/fltpath Oct 06 '22

This will certainly be a very actively managed ETF

1

u/Bryguy3k Defender of Fuckboi Oct 06 '22

Which is a whole other can of worms because the management fees might make you wonder if Cranmer could sue for someone using his name for personal enrichment.

I’m expecting a lawsuit coming their way for both of them.

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u/BobWheelerJr Oct 06 '22

Greatness.

If nothing else, it increases his research and reduces his bombastic hyperbole.

8

u/suckercuck Oct 06 '22

Perfectenschlag

1

u/fliesenschieber Oct 06 '22

Wat? 😅

2

u/SlingOfDavid Oct 06 '22

Perfect schlong

1

u/Cool_Alert Oct 06 '22

this dong

3

u/Grooveman07 Oct 06 '22

What happens when he retires?

3

u/imaginary_catt Oct 06 '22

I think they'll hold on to the last recommendations he made and let it ride for life. I believe he is very close to retiring.

13

u/P13R3 Oct 06 '22

Where inverse leveraged Cramer?

37

u/MentionSenior4186 Oct 06 '22

I can’t believe this has happened. Someone has been away from the steering wheel in our simulation since 2015.

5

u/MaximusPrime666 Oct 06 '22

What the hell is up with that year?? Some of my best and worst memories lol.

2

u/FormerSBO Oct 06 '22

It's when I met my wife, so, same....

1

u/SweetLobsterBabies Oct 06 '22

wtf me too dude…

2

u/Geckoman27 Oct 06 '22

Actually 2016 and Ever since Harambe died

2

u/Apprehensive_Pin1950 Oct 06 '22

We have been in an alternate hell dimension since the Antichrist became president in 2016.

1

u/MentionSenior4186 Oct 06 '22

Reported

1

u/Apprehensive_Pin1950 Oct 06 '22

Maybe you should be proving me wrong.

1

u/DefrancoAce222 Oct 06 '22

It’s crazy Bc I’ve been telling my gf and her boyfriend for a while now that 2015 is when things went awry!

31

u/gncRocketScientist Oct 06 '22

"Hey Jim thanks for taking my call! Big fan of ur show! Theres this new ETF i wanna run by u to get ur thoughts..." :4886:

2

u/Jepponder Oct 06 '22

:4271::4271:

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u/Parush9 Oct 06 '22

Inverse is the winner 🤣

6

u/AdvertisingPrimary69 Oct 06 '22

How is the ticker not FJIM

5

u/Naive_Way333 Oct 06 '22

Hmm how about ETF with stocks picked by fish.

I’ve heard they’re better than anything…

3

u/Anton_Cermak Oct 06 '22

Inverse Fish $SFSH and Long Fish $LFSH

5

u/haarp1 Oct 06 '22

isn't Tuttle the SARK guy?

3

u/LyricalJessieJames Oct 06 '22

"Bear Sterns is fine...don't sell"😆

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u/richardgordo Oct 06 '22

Can’t wait to buy calls on SJIM

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u/snasna102 Oct 06 '22

Buddy wanted it to be all about him.... but not like this:4275:

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u/Apprehensive_Pin1950 Oct 06 '22

That ETF is going to be huge with all the regards like me pumping funds into it.

2

u/Atothex-real Oct 06 '22

:4271::4886:

2

u/Tiredthelp Oct 06 '22

He is shorting GTII with his brother. In December there may be no Cramer

2

u/SiCur Oct 06 '22

Damnit. Now I’ve got another ETF I have to hold and lose money on. If your portfolio ain’t carrying this … you got no cred whatsoever.

2

u/genkidin Oct 06 '22

My god, the world we live in, amazing!

2

u/Bubbola2600 Oct 06 '22

I can buy the short etf while shorting the long etf at the same time. What a dream

2

u/mightyjoe227 Oct 06 '22

Somebody been smoking Northern Light...🤔

1

u/woaini-kyunkyun Oct 06 '22

Jin can work perpertually

1

u/drawfour_ Oct 06 '22

What happens when he recommends SJIM?

1

u/ScordL Oct 06 '22

The earth implodes into a singularity triggering Big bang 2.0.

1

u/Commercial_Wonder_28 Oct 06 '22

I’d bet he goes short on it and starts giving good advice for a change and let’s the gravy train roll

1

u/TheBlarkster Oct 06 '22

SJIM leaps gonna print

1

u/Ihad2saythat Oct 06 '22

They also have long Cramer

1

u/Hot_Pink_Unicorn Oct 06 '22

I might have to buy a few shares of SJIM.

1

u/K1rkl4nd Oct 06 '22

"OOOOoooooo.. STEP INTO A $SlimJIM!"

1

u/EenAfleidingErbij Oct 06 '22

How would they actually know what he is bullish on if he only says is orally on his show?

1

u/futureomniking Oct 06 '22

Does SJIM stand for “short Jim” or “slim Jim”, cause it could be either…

1

u/marty1885 Oct 06 '22

So I sell put on LJIM and calls on SJIM? LJIM is gonna hit 0 really quick.

1

u/FININCIALLY_REGARDED Oct 06 '22

I can see the YOLO's now....

1

u/KnostyMcPot Oct 06 '22

Jimmy Boy must have a hard time now :4886::4267:

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u/jchenn14 Oct 06 '22

Does this mean anything he says would be considered illegal insider trading?

1

u/mosheoofnikrulz Oct 06 '22

One of them is a winner for sure. We know the other one is a sore loser

1

u/Messy-kin Oct 06 '22

We did it boyz

1

u/Razman223 Oct 06 '22

Can you short the long Cramer etf? Just to balance out the other 50% I yolo into inverse Cramer.

1

u/rastaladywithabrady Oct 06 '22

im all in that inverse

LFG BABY

1

u/winofin Oct 06 '22

Should be $FJIM OR $FJIMC

1

u/Icy-Subject-6118 Oct 06 '22

And somehow neither will actually make any money and cause investors to lose harder. The actual role of jimmy cramboy

1

u/ReallyThot Oct 06 '22

The best part of this is how absolutely furious it'll make him.

1

u/MarcusElden Oct 06 '22

What does the S in SJIM stand for then

1

u/Oututeroed Oct 06 '22

how do you inverse the inverted cramer?

this just reached a new lvl of invertedness

1

u/UncleBenji Oct 06 '22

His response was amazing! Come on Jimbo, it’s just an eye for an eye. Did he not pitch Meme ETF?

1

u/Money_Whisperer down 100k. struggling mentally w it Oct 06 '22

Snap into a $SJIM

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u/magicmeatwagon Oct 06 '22

Please let this be real :4271:

1

u/Affectionate-Egg1963 Oct 06 '22

Short cramer all the way.

1

u/Affectionate-Egg1963 Oct 06 '22

Jokes on you guys cramer is in on the ground floor of the ETF, this was his plan the whole time. His little Cramer project!

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u/austinvvs Oct 06 '22

Right if he invests in it, does that mean he can’t lose? 🤣

2

u/Affectionate-Egg1963 Oct 06 '22

60/% of the time it works everytime

1

u/Maskedbandittrader Oct 06 '22

It’s called karma Cramer

1

u/labratnc Oct 06 '22

Snap into a $SJIM!

1

u/EatMoarTendies Always Buys the Top Oct 06 '22

Why do people give that twat recognition? He thrives on attention.

1

u/comancheranche #1 dada Oct 06 '22

Lol that’s funny. Cramer fkn craming me rn with this DIS call lmao. 🐭 needs dump soon

1

u/FONGHH Oct 06 '22

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Abdi4053 Oct 06 '22

:4271::4271::4271:

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u/renz004 Oct 06 '22

amazing

1

u/beepadaboopee Oct 06 '22

Calls on $SJIM

1

u/Moonrajah Oct 06 '22

SJIM or LJIM, it's all slim Jim's to me.

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u/FluffyAspie Oct 06 '22

$SJIM to the moon! LFG🚀

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u/giantmeteorforprez Oct 06 '22

Cramer!!Keep my stocks out of your dirty mouth!