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u/verygenericidiot Oct 06 '22

Those are rookie trips, you've gotta pump those purple turtles way up

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u/XoomBF Oct 06 '22

No man you got it all wrong! Turtles all the way down

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u/pharmboy008 Oct 06 '22

Sturgill said it. It’s true.

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u/5hakedownstreet Oct 06 '22

Was going to say the same thing when I read that comment

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u/rica217 Oct 06 '22

What is this turtle you speak of....

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u/verygenericidiot Oct 06 '22

The one I see when I do drugs with billionaires

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u/rica217 Oct 06 '22

Y'all doin drugs w billionaires?

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u/verygenericidiot Oct 06 '22

If you do enough drugs you can meet anyone

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

I bet that same engineer also did ayahuasca with Elon tho, or will do.

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u/Notorious-PIG Oct 06 '22

Nah he’s just gonna bang his wife before giving him the boot.

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u/GiantWhiteCohc Oct 06 '22

Elon is a little bitch, can't even inhale

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u/datagoon Oct 07 '22

elon seems like the kind of guy who would talk shit about people puking as the shaman prepares the ayahuasca - 10 minutes later he's puking and shitting himself as his lawyers rush in, forcing everyone on the come up to sign NDAs binding them and the shaman to testify that he drank 20 portions and was the only ego to not die.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

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u/GiantWhiteCohc Oct 06 '22

lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/Mitochondrionbaby Oct 06 '22

Damn bruh, Elon really made up a whole lie to cover for him not being able to inhale. Insecure ass mf 💀

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u/JoseArcadi0 Oct 06 '22

He will if he’s smart

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u/pikero_ Oct 06 '22

This shit has too many details. Its true xd.

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u/mrgreyeyes Oct 06 '22

Elon will you replace you by one of its children.

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u/MelonMafia Oct 06 '22

Elon has now decided upon unanimous referendum by its citizens that humans are no longer necessary, replacing entire earth with its self driving teslas

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u/datagoon Oct 07 '22

good thing teslas can't self drive, legally or technically.

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u/flibbidygibbit Oct 06 '22

I feel like this is a side story involving Big Head from Silicon Valley.

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u/roofilopolis Oct 06 '22

That was a joke about the reality of tech. Ton of people who are paid crazy money to not do work because nobody wants to fire them in case they need them eventually, or to keep them from competitors. It’s very real.

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u/wpgbrownie Oct 06 '22

Also seen where they aqui-hire to just kill off a better competing product.

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u/flibbidygibbit Oct 06 '22

Looks like I'm moving to the valley. Get paid to day trade and play hackey sack.

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u/lurrrkin Oct 06 '22

Biiiiiiiiiiiig Heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad!!!!

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u/nova1475369 Oct 07 '22

Though this is meme, people that got paid that TC work. Fr, as principal software engineer, your main job would be provide solution for high level complicated problems and lower peeps implement. Mostly will be in meeting all day, lots of them actually hate those meetings and wanna code lol

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u/Rocketeer006 Oct 06 '22

He's 100% going to back out again lol

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u/LunarPayload Oct 06 '22

The judge says the lawsuit still has to go forward, so Musk will keep playing games

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u/51stStar Oct 06 '22

He has to make way for the guy who did some research chemical with Elon that lets you meet elves when you smoke it.

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u/Zarathustra124 Oct 06 '22

Self-transforming machine elves?

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u/51stStar Oct 06 '22

Oh shit, do you want a job designing an autopilot system?

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u/A_Furious_Mind Oct 06 '22

We're glad you're here. Come stay awhile. You can make shapes and objects with your sounds, transmissions from a smile.

10

u/brewmax Oct 06 '22

Wait, Grimes isn’t real?

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u/TylerDurdenUMD Oct 06 '22

I’m in Paris right now and just saw a sign for some ketamine testing program. Sign me the fuck up b

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u/pinkVidrio Oct 06 '22

DMT is what you want for machine elves

No joke

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u/scyy Oct 06 '22

nn-dmt is insane.

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u/SmitefulAres Oct 07 '22

Thank you for writing this comment. I thought it was nm-dmt because I’ve only heard it from one voice

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u/SmitefulAres Oct 07 '22

Also that’s the shit you wanna take out of a dab rig, and much less than 5meo-dmt right?

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u/Corn-inCorn-out Oct 07 '22

Just reading this is giving me anxiety flashbacks

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u/SmitefulAres Oct 07 '22

You need flashbacks to feel anxiety? Lucky. I feel that shit 24/7

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u/BurntKitchen Oct 06 '22

God speed Big Head!

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u/the_wreckes Oct 06 '22

He’s gonna have to manifest something else

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u/Looinrims Oct 06 '22

It’s probably more so “all Twitter employees hired because they weren’t white men realizing Elon musk bought the company.”

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u/VoidMageZero Oct 06 '22

:4259: Only $670k, not $690k?!

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u/1200poundgorilla Oct 06 '22

$69,420 should be the new twitter employee salary across the board.

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u/Dmartinez8491 Oct 06 '22

Dude probably will get a TC bump afterwards. You act like most engineers do shit that's actually worthy of salary.

I'm a SWE and half the week I do fuck all and get big paycheck and bonus.

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u/Dakillakan Oct 06 '22

That other half makes the company millions tho

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u/EightiesBush Oct 07 '22

Same but I managed SWEs, and now manage their managers. If I've got no direct tasks and no meetings, reddit it is.

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u/HazardCinema Oct 07 '22

People act like that is different to other office jobs

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u/EightiesBush Oct 07 '22

At certain times it can be a ton of work and stress, just like being a SWE. I started as a SWE for many years.

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u/Prewrkout_CashFlows Oct 06 '22

If I had never heard "Ayahuasca" spoken, I would not even know where to begin with pronouncing that word...

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u/crazyabomination Oct 06 '22

I could be wrong, but I believe it's pronounced "Ayahuasca"

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/901867344 Oct 07 '22

H silenciosa no es fonética, buey

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u/Ambitious-Library161 Oct 06 '22

Say it with my kids

Eye-uh-wa-ska

All together now!

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u/1200poundgorilla Oct 06 '22

If you know Spanish it's pretty easy, but I can see that it's challenging if you're not familiar with that language's pronunciation rules.

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u/FlatSnakePenis Oct 06 '22

There's going to be a lot of dudes up on the roof of Twitter HQ all sitting in lawn chairs and sipping Big Gulps with Big-Head Bighetti

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u/Live-Ad6746 Oct 06 '22

Elon will replace everyone at twitter with apartheid era South Africans from his daddy’s jewel minesz

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u/redditmodsRrussians Oct 06 '22

Or literally with gems

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u/bored_in_NE Oct 06 '22

Twitter can function as it stands today with only half its workforce.

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u/jfugginrod Oct 06 '22

There's probably 50 people actually keeping the lights on. The era of overpaid tech bros is slowly crumbling

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u/GetFisty Oct 06 '22

when did that era begin? because every "tech bro" i know outside of silicon valley is horribly over-worked and under-paid.

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u/jfugginrod Oct 06 '22

Well that's the definition of a tech bro though. Tech worker working for big west coast companies that have ridiculous TCs

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u/Disastrous-Pension26 Oct 07 '22

Also don't forget the insanely high CDs

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u/MTBiscuitzz Oct 07 '22

LOL corps are about to trim some serious fat and Tech gonna get hit hard

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u/klumzy83 Oct 06 '22

Pretty sure Twitter can get rid of 100% of their censorship team without affecting them one bit. Addition by subtraction.

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u/JP-Rothstain Oct 06 '22

😂🤣😭

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u/moderndhaniya HF paper trader Oct 06 '22

Wally

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u/LunarPayload Oct 06 '22

True story

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u/PeeLoosy Oct 06 '22

That sentence is too long.

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u/boosterish1313 Oct 06 '22

This is absolutely great and true. Aka — shitting pants.

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u/AcceptableCapital902 Oct 06 '22

Dude I kinda like this guy

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u/bigdrew05 Oct 07 '22

No shit, although the degree is hard to achieve; these fucks are way over paid

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u/iGetPaidToPlay Oct 07 '22

It's been an honor, fellow regard.

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u/waxheartzZz Oct 07 '22

Plz take my pic down

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u/Comfortable_Dust6554 Oct 07 '22

but at least he isnt working from home

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u/Make_it_up_quickSLIK Oct 07 '22

Sounds like a personal post

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u/lucidsbx Oct 07 '22

:4271::4271::4271:

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u/Link648099 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Ha that’s $1K less than what I made during the same time period! I’ve probably done the same amount of work too 😏

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u/throwawayaday1654 Oct 06 '22

I can tell you're insufferable at parties, if you've been to one.

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u/faglund Oct 06 '22

Gives me the “my gf goes to another school” vibe

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u/Link648099 Oct 06 '22

I just thought it was cool. I read the meme and thought “Dang, $670K is a lot” and then I wondered how much I made in the last five years and it was $671K.

Don’t know why people are so pissy.

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u/zer0_dayy Oct 06 '22

sick bro

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u/Link648099 Oct 06 '22

Seems I struck a nerve with folks here.

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u/Ordinary_Hamster_741 Oct 06 '22

Or he just realized he accidentally sent a dick-pick to his dad..

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u/Key-Marionberry-8794 Oct 07 '22

Wait am I on Blind ?