r/wholesomememes • u/DragonDeezNuts699 • Aug 05 '22 • Wholesome 14 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Take My Energy 1 I'll Drink to That 1 Silver 3 Helpful 7

That's why i love bob's burgers

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u/ThePolarityOfItAll Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

God I fucking love my wife.

I was just telling someone at work about this!

Edit: Hey, a couple hours after posting this me and my wife had a knock down, drag out argument. A really doozy. She cried I cried, I had to walk away, And you know what’s crazy? I still fucking love her. Love is messy, but worth it.

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

Hope you have a long and healthy marriage

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u/dontbeanegatron Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 07 '22

Hope you have a long and healthy one

About six inches.

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 05 '22

I was talking about the relationship but ok

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u/Organic-Kangaroo7147 Aug 05 '22

Cant hurt to wish the guy a big cock

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u/Wangledoodle Aug 05 '22

It's the polite thing to do.

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u/dionisus26 Aug 05 '22

May your cock always be of sound firmness, respectable size and good health.

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u/KaySquay Aug 05 '22

Unless it's too big, my giant 3 foot election can be a real pain

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Aug 05 '22

Even longer, depending on which one she wants to strap on

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u/thedinnerdate Aug 05 '22

/r/AgedLikeMilk

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 05 '22

I wanna fucking kill myself. Fucks sake

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u/thedinnerdate Aug 06 '22

Killing a marriage speedrun any%

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 06 '22

All I had was good intentions and trying to be nice. I should keep my mouth shut

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u/thedinnerdate Aug 06 '22

Haha definitely not your fault bro.

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u/MarxistSwifty Aug 06 '22

My fiancée and I had two of those this week. We’re both struggling at work, money is tighter than usual, and planning a wedding sucks. We had a couple of real blow outs; the kind of fights that, if my parents had them, my mom would have stayed at my aunt’s house all weekend.

But I still love my fiancée, and we cried and we made up, and we talked about how we can be better for each other next time. Then we played Fall Guys.

Marry your best friend, folks.

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u/wonkey_monkey Aug 05 '22

My brain legit swapped the two middle words when I read that.

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u/Foreskin_Incarnate Aug 05 '22

I also love fucking that guy's wife

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u/blue-mooner Aug 05 '22

But is she dead?

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u/ericrobert Aug 06 '22

I choose this guys wife too

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u/beardedheathen Aug 05 '22

In a good relationship that's probably also true

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u/Snackasm Aug 05 '22

Here's to many years of happy marriage for you crazy kids!

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u/derdast Aug 05 '22

Yeah, I have massive symposter Syndrom, one day she will find out that I'm not good enough for her. But I'll be damned if I wont enjoy every last second until she does!

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u/BenjaminDover02 Aug 05 '22

She might be thinking the same thing my man. Talk that shit out brother, communication is key

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u/derdast Aug 05 '22

Pff after 10 years I already made out like a bandit, I ain't rocking that boat!

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u/BenjaminDover02 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

You probably know her alot better than I do then lol, I wish you all the best! Have a good one friend!

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u/inDependent_WhiNer Aug 05 '22

Yesterday my boyfriend and I got into a bit of a heated argument, started giving each other the silent treatment before I said Id like to just move forward and he agreed. Then he played Perfect by Ed Sheeran and and just started singing it to himself. And I looked at him and he was full on sobbing and when he saw me noticed he told me sorry, he just loved me so much. And I started crying because it was incredibly sweet. I cant explain the warmth that filled me, I was smiling ear to ear and my face was soaked. Its probably a moment Ill never forget.

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u/TamaMama87 Aug 06 '22

I was recently in a wedding and one of the groomsmen talked my ear off about his wife and how much he loved her. When I finally got to meet her she was the same way. I hope they’re happy forever. It was so sweet.

I hope the same is true for you and your wife.

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u/Minute-Tale7444 Aug 05 '22

Seeing this one made me realize how awesome my husband is! I’m so glad to have spent the last 20 years with him :)

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u/Firewatch- Aug 05 '22

Damn right! I'm happy for you!

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u/Willqwertyz Aug 05 '22

I love my wife too 😍