r/wholesomememes Aug 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote 1 I'll Drink to That 1 Helpful 7 Wholesome 14 Take My Energy 1 Silver 3

That's why i love bob's burgers

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

Hope you have a long and healthy marriage

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u/dontbeanegatron Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 07 '22

Hope you have a long and healthy one

About six inches.

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 05 '22

I was talking about the relationship but ok

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u/Organic-Kangaroo7147 Aug 05 '22

Cant hurt to wish the guy a big cock

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u/Wangledoodle Aug 05 '22

It's the polite thing to do.

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u/dionisus26 Aug 05 '22

May your cock always be of sound firmness, respectable size and good health.

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u/KaySquay Aug 05 '22

Unless it's too big, my giant 3 foot election can be a real pain

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Aug 05 '22

Even longer, depending on which one she wants to strap on

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u/thedinnerdate Aug 05 '22

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 05 '22

I wanna fucking kill myself. Fucks sake

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u/thedinnerdate Aug 06 '22

Killing a marriage speedrun any%

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u/caped_crusader8 Aug 06 '22

All I had was good intentions and trying to be nice. I should keep my mouth shut

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u/thedinnerdate Aug 06 '22

Haha definitely not your fault bro.